I need someone to explain Tituss’ tie to me. That’s my UGA homeboy and I still don’t get it. Is it wood? If they don’t get to discussing it, maybe Claudia will drop by and tell us. It looks like a wine cork in the middle. IDGI. OH it’s because of his Pinot Noir thing. nevermind.
Andy starts with talking about Nene’s wig. He says he immediately texted Nene when he first saw the episode a few months back. This is without a doubt the worst news ever. It means that Andy talks to Nene when he doesn’t absolutely have to. Which means she may be coming back AGAIN. I hope he just does it this year if he is going to do it rather than saying he is not, and then saying he is and then limiting her air time and such. Don’t give us false hope that she is gone.
Frankly, I didn’t get half of what Andy was saying about the show. I’m back home and the geriatric leaf blower is revving up his back pack thingy. Then he plays a montage of Cynthia shade. I must have missed Nene ranting about “Barely Agency” and “Bar None.” But it was a team effort with smack talk from Phaedra and Porsha too. Is Porsha going to be sitting on the couch to stick up for Nene and Phaedra this year?
Tituss says he was embarrassed for Nene. They show a clip of Tituss playing a gay hairdresser/ party planner on 30 rock and ask him if it is modeled after Dwight. He swears he didn’t start watching housewives until after the Dwight days.
The play a game called “Claudia with a Chance of Ramen Noodles” to mock Nene’s shitty wigs. They do show some other wigs like Kandi’s wild red ones.
Questions:
Did you ever go on a date after meeting Kordell in Charlotte? No. She was never interested in Kordell, they have known each other for seventeen years. They are just friends.
Did you ever get your feet fixed? She says no, they are still jacked up. She says it is not because she can’t afford it because people have offered to do it for free. She says she is going to be on Dr. Oz on Tuesday. (DVR ALERT!) The problem is that you have to be in surgical boots for six weeks afterward and ain’t nobody got time for that! Claudia tries to get back at Andy for mocking her feet by demanding to see his feet and Andy is nothing short of thrilled to show the world his “pristine feet,” as he calls them. Ew.
Andy asks if she regretted putting her feet on TV? She says she really doesn’t get embarrassed and a lot of women have come forward to thank her and say they live in shame too. (Andy finds this hysterical) Andy asks if she is seeing someone and she says yes. She says he’s a foot person, so it’s been an issue. She just keeps them covered. Awwww, poor girl. Claudia says the fact he is a “foot guy” and he still hangs with her, it means he really likes her. Claudia says she is good from the ankles up.
Andy tries to get Claudia to tell more about who she is dating. Claudia says if you would come out with us tonight like I asked you can meet him. Andy says he is jet lagged. Another not so good sign.
Are you jealous of Porsha because she’s pretty and she has a Rolls Royce and her own house? Claudia laughs. Claudia says she has a beautiful place to live, and a Porsche and there is nothing that Porsha has that she wants. Claudia says she is not so bad herself. The audience applauds. I know I should be happy that Claudia took the high road but I do wish she would have mentioned that Porsha’s john took the Rolls back and offered to give Porsha a ride if she needs one.
Ah, just as I had figured it out, Andy asks about the tie and he says the tiemaker made it for him and it’s a pinot noir cork and recycled pinot labels.
That was a cute show. But nothing scandalous revealed. And way too Nenecentric.
I love Tituss, but his tie was distracting as hell. It was probably cooler in person, but on TV just distracting.
Was there no poll question to rig?
Oh there was. And it was. I am just sick of pretending like they are real. It was something like “Was poor nene being picked on?” Yes 59%
Like I said. Too ridiculous to mention.
On Mon, Mar 16, 2015 at 3:08 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Do people tweet or text in their poll choices or do they poll the audience that’s there but we can’t see. The results are ALWAYS jacked up.
Who are these idiots that keep siding with Nene? Definitely some funny business going on with those polls.
I think andy is afraid nene will kick his ass if he don’t stay up hers. Unreal.
“Did the other girls go after Nene?” Or something to that effect.
YES! Because Nene is the one everyone has issues with, for some crazy reason: probably Kenya leading a big conspiracy, definitely NOT because Nene is a miserable bitch to everyone.
Andy, not all your viewers are retarded. That was so misleading–trying to make it sound like they ganged up on her. Yeah, they went after Nene. One at a time, when the counselor asked them about each of their individual issues. And it just so happens that every girl had problems getting along with the exact same person: Nene. Hmmmm… Must be Kenya’s fault.
Sooo rigged.. Really can it be more obvious? There must be a clause in her contract or something guaranteeing every poll results to favor her. Why andy would stoop so low to accommodate her is beyond me. Smh
Claudia was lovely. I like her more with each episode.. I am all kinds of confused about Titus. I was expecting kandis grandpappy. Didn’t she just say Titus burgess is her grandpa in the rhoa episode?
I got confused. The guy on WWHL was Tituss Burgess. Kandi’s last name is Burruss. I was setting up some outline with posts while watching.
Sorry for confusion. But is was kind of a big coincidence.
On Mon, Mar 16, 2015 at 6:20 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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No worries TT.. I could have sworn Kandi said on RHOA that her grandfather was Titus Burgess too.. ‘Twas a big kwinky dink!
I luv CJ…but this one was a snoozer. The whole deal was about mocking Nene but in an odd way felt more like Nene-worship. Titus can ‘saaang’ which was a little something. I agree, the ‘too jet lagged’ to meet CJ’s new man was telling. Can’t stand the poll results anymore….totally fake. I thought you could only vote once. Turns out I was able to text ‘NO’ about 50x from my phone from when he asked to when the results were read.
I hope they don’t get rid of Claudia. She’s the only normal one on RHOA.
Re: that “Shady Boots” game (or whatever it was called): I wish someone would instruct Andy on what “shade” actually is. He seems to think that any and every insult or put-down is “shade”.
In fact, it is a very specific type of insult only, and none of the ones in the game qualified. SM damned H.
Andy did just fly home from, I believe, London that afternoon.
NeNe is still the HBIC. Deal with it because without NeNe there is no show.
delusional cunt #19,765
lol
If a person likes loud, ghetto, obnoxious bullies. But for those who don’t Nene is the worst kind of bottom feeder.
Who gives a flying fuck who’s the “HBIC” on RHOA? Can’t be the “HBIC” without anyone to terrorize. May be Nene can have a show all her own, just Nene, no one else to steal her spotlight. Then the rest of the girls can continue on without their “HBIC”, having fun and laughing. Oh wait, without a giant dose of hate there is no show. Because God forbid we see something positive. Got it.
The way that therapist chased Nene to the parking lot, all desperate like, just goes to show… the producers have no interest in filming this scene without Nene. Imagine being such fame whore of a therapist that you chasing people to elevators and following them to their car, begging for relevancy. Dr. Jeff is up there with the Celeb rehab doctor in doing anything for a buck.
Poor Claudia. 80% of the show was spent talking about Nene. The first question Andy asked Claudia that was actually about Claudia was actually about her feet. Damn! Burn.
If Nene’s not in the session it won’t be all crazy and mean and unproductive: all the things RHOA aims to be!
Yeah, it was like, “How many times do we need to ask about Nene until you talk trash about her?” Claudia’s not playing that game. The question about “Are you jealous of Porsha b/c her car and house?” Um, are we in 5th grade? That was so dumb.
I was bored. Andy seems to only tolerate Claudia. Titus was cool and has a great voice…didn’t know who he was until the show.
Watch the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt! He is awesome.
I watched the first season in one day, back to back. I love the scenes where he’s trying to be there for her, but is constantly hampered by his own unquenchable interest in everything surrounding the Indiana Mole Women.
I thought I was the only one watching The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt! He entertains me every moment he is on camera!
The picture of Claudia and Demetria…. Oh man! Demetria is so pretty and Claudia’s makeup is so terrible, it totally distracts from any beauty she has. Maybe it’s so people will look at her face and not her feet. Idk, but it’s just plain bad.
Please let this be Nene’s last season. She brings no value to the show, at all..
I used to be a Nene fan..but she needs to go…she is so negative. She reminds me of an ex friend of mine.. if she cant get everyone on her side… they lash out and cut everyone off.. typical Sagittarius woman behavior. They need a whole new cast.., cancel the show, or bring back Sheree.. I wanna see what the inside of chateau Sheree looks like…lol