I need someone to explain Tituss’ tie to me. That’s my UGA homeboy and I still don’t get it. Is it wood? If they don’t get to discussing it, maybe Claudia will drop by and tell us. It looks like a wine cork in the middle. IDGI. OH it’s because of his Pinot Noir thing. nevermind.
Andy starts with talking about Nene’s wig. He says he immediately texted Nene when he first saw the episode a few months back. This is without a doubt the worst news ever. It means that Andy talks to Nene when he doesn’t absolutely have to. Which means she may be coming back AGAIN. I hope he just does it this year if he is going to do it rather than saying he is not, and then saying he is and then limiting her air time and such. Don’t give us false hope that she is gone.
Frankly, I didn’t get half of what Andy was saying about the show. I’m back home and the geriatric leaf blower is revving up his back pack thingy. Then he plays a montage of Cynthia shade. I must have missed Nene ranting about “Barely Agency” and “Bar None.” But it was a team effort with smack talk from Phaedra and Porsha too. Is Porsha going to be sitting on the couch to stick up for Nene and Phaedra this year?
Tituss says he was embarrassed for Nene. They show a clip of Tituss playing a gay hairdresser/ party planner on 30 rock and ask him if it is modeled after Dwight. He swears he didn’t start watching housewives until after the Dwight days.
The play a game called “Claudia with a Chance of Ramen Noodles” to mock Nene’s shitty wigs. They do show some other wigs like Kandi’s wild red ones.
Did you ever go on a date after meeting Kordell in Charlotte? No. She was never interested in Kordell, they have known each other for seventeen years. They are just friends.
Did you ever get your feet fixed? She says no, they are still jacked up. She says it is not because she can’t afford it because people have offered to do it for free. She says she is going to be on Dr. Oz on Tuesday. (DVR ALERT!) The problem is that you have to be in surgical boots for six weeks afterward and ain’t nobody got time for that! Claudia tries to get back at Andy for mocking her feet by demanding to see his feet and Andy is nothing short of thrilled to show the world his “pristine feet,” as he calls them. Ew.
Andy asks if she regretted putting her feet on TV? She says she really doesn’t get embarrassed and a lot of women have come forward to thank her and say they live in shame too. (Andy finds this hysterical) Andy asks if she is seeing someone and she says yes. She says he’s a foot person, so it’s been an issue. She just keeps them covered. Awwww, poor girl. Claudia says the fact he is a “foot guy” and he still hangs with her, it means he really likes her. Claudia says she is good from the ankles up.
Andy tries to get Claudia to tell more about who she is dating. Claudia says if you would come out with us tonight like I asked you can meet him. Andy says he is jet lagged. Another not so good sign.
Are you jealous of Porsha because she’s pretty and she has a Rolls Royce and her own house? Claudia laughs. Claudia says she has a beautiful place to live, and a Porsche and there is nothing that Porsha has that she wants. Claudia says she is not so bad herself. The audience applauds. I know I should be happy that Claudia took the high road but I do wish she would have mentioned that Porsha’s john took the Rolls back and offered to give Porsha a ride if she needs one.
Ah, just as I had figured it out, Andy asks about the tie and he says the tiemaker made it for him and it’s a pinot noir cork and recycled pinot labels.
That was a cute show. But nothing scandalous revealed. And way too Nenecentric.