We pick up with Jessica gone and everyone throwing on a swim suit and getting in the pool and getting drunk. I hope those cups are plastic. Everything is going along great. With Jessica gone, Mike is a whole new person, or perhaps the old Mike, once Jessica was sent home.
Reza is having worse hair issues than Nene Leakes this season. It’s really bad.
I love that they have a bartender and a cook. Asifa doesn’t like Iranian food. Asa doesn’t like chicken liver. I LOVE chicken liver. I also love Iranian/Middle Eastern food. Mike tells his arch-enemy Bobby and Asifa and Shervin about his proposal plan. That should go well.
MJ and Jefferson talk about the competing bachelor parties. They are in charge of Reza’s MJ wants to get Reza laid.
Asifa manages to insult the other Bobby, not her Bobby and when he smarts off back to her Asifa and her Bobby start acting like assholes. Asifa’s Bobby is going to get his ass beat. Asifa started all the shit and now Bobby is somehow racist because he referred to Asifa as some Indian girl. WTF? Reza and Asa are on the wrong side of this argument. I predict they will realize what cunt buckets Asifa and Bobby are as filming goes on. They seem to always pick the wrong pony early on in the season. Asifa is such a little whiner.
Despite MJ currently being the only maid of honor for Reza, MJ is still very jealous of Reza’s relationship with Asa. I can see this will be a problem in the future and MJ will someone be the odd maid out. Meanwhile, MJ and Jefferson have decided to have Reza’s bachelor party at the same time as Adams so that people can only go to one or the other. This will turn out to be an issue too because everyone is friends with Reza in the group and though everyone loves Andy he’s the new person marrying in. Why can’t they just have one big ass party? MJ wants everyone to state right now which party they will attend.
Reza is going to meet Adam’s parents for the first time and he is already making fun of the white people. Reza has a lot of negativity toward middle America. But he doesn’t want to blow it up like he wants Iran invaded by the US.
Adam’s father is not a fan of gay marriage. He is a military man with very traditional values. Adam has an older brother who is also gay. Asa tries to prepare Reza to behave appropriately. I am not confident in Reza’s ability not to be a fucknozzle.
Adam’s parents come to the house and Reza starts on his white people tirade. He has a lot of judgments about white people from Oklahoma. They boys and the parents go on a haunted tour. The guide is very heavy on blood and gore. Adams dad seems really fun and funny. He is not the strict military man who Adam described at all.
It’s time for Zinat and Ramin and Arta, Asa’s mother, Father and Brother. They are staying with her will she has their house renovated. They have arrived with a herd of cats and a microwave.
Back at Reza and Adam’s they have a traditional Iranian meal. Adam seems to have a lot of resentments toward his father. His father says that none of his three boys call him. He seems hurt by this but Adam’s response was something along the lines of “Why do you think that is?” Adam is making a lot of little passive aggressive digs at his father.
Adam’s father is very sweet and trying really hard. He tells Adam that he is proud of him. Reza has Adam and his dad hug it out. Adams parents are adorable.
I liked this week!
Next Week:Gigi is a bit over Asifa, Asa is looking at cars, Mike is trying to get a listing.