Brandi Glanville’s blog ghostwriter, Kristine F. appears to be REALLY (heh) obsessed with Lisa Rinna. This week Lisa Rinna basically did a 180 and made nice with everyone and did not begin to open her mouth to say anything negative to Brandi or Kim. She didn’t even support Eileen when she took Brandi and Kim to task yet again. Even so, Kristine still can’t help but take a few whacks at her.
Kristine supposedly accused another blogger of defamation for suggesting she is Brandi’s ghostwriter last week and then shut down her twitter accounts in a frenzy. It’s clear she doesn’t know what defamation is as evidenced by this little quote in a blog where she writes as Katherine Hudson , ” Most of Rinna’s statements would be considered defamation outside of reality TV contracts, but the confusing motive is what has people worried.” In fact, Kristine says that in pretty much everything she writes about Lisa Rinna. “Katherine has also said, ” So why is Rinna obsessed with unfairly defaming Richards?” Calling a ghostwriter a ghostwriter or an alcoholic and alcoholic is not defamation. If Kristine was not writing incessantly for and as Brandi Glanville and was just some random chick on the Internet, she would never know anything about one story on a blog somewhere discussing her obsession with Brandi Glanville. Her denials are about as believable of Kim Richards’ slurry claims of sobriety.
So let us look and see if the allegations that Kristine is claiming to be defaming are true, or if a reasonable person could believe them to be so, shall we? I thought it would be fun to look at what Kristine has to say under some of her many alleged ghostnics on the Internet.
“The thing that I see the most is that there are three different Lisa R. personalities. The first is the bubbly, cool chick I had on my podcast and really liked. ” ~ Kristine as Brandi
“Fans of the RHOBH series see two Rinnas, one the happy go lucky mom and Hollywood wife, who pretends all is sunny and bright, and the darker Rinna obsessed with money, fame, addiction, and keeping Harry Hamlin happy.” ~Kristine as Katherine
Is it irony or just downright creepy when someone writes about someone under multiple names claiming the person they are writing about has multiple personalities? Perhaps we should go with “C, both A and B” in this instance?
Anyway, I spent a great deal of time giggling at the various smear campaigns against Lisa Rinna by Kristine F. as both Katherine and Brandi. And I would love to share them all with you but it would take forever and I am in my “Lentil Season” spring cleaning mode. So let’s take a quick look at Kristine as Brandi this week. She did say at the end that she used a grammar program to help with her grammar issues, so here is hoping for a post worthy of a professional this week.
Here is more of her “Lisa Rinna has multiple personalities” portion of the blog:
The second is the one who uses a soft, convincing actress voice to label people she barely knows as addicts, insane, and white trash every week for our entire time together. These labels were because she “CARES.”
Is it me or did the grammar site not seem to help much?
The third Lisa R. is the one that said, ( See? A grammar site would definitely change ‘that’ to ‘who’) “Why is everyone afraid of Kim Richards?” and now says, “Kim Richards scares me!” This is the same personality all the other women seem to excuse the most and have to literally physically restrain from violence…
Is that a double split infinitive? A twin split infinitive? Again, I don’t give two shits about grammar, but don’t say you are using a grammar check and then write shit like that. Did I miss someone restraining Lisa Rinna? When did that happen? And speaking of violence, isn’t Lisa Rinna on the short list of people that Brandi has not assaulted this season? Perhaps she is bowing up in self-protection mode.
This last one is the same Lisa R. taking angry potshots at people online and on Twitter since November.
Psst! Brandi doesn’t follow Lisa Rinna on Twitter unless you recently added her. Also Brandi is not keeping notes on Lisa’s every Tweet. That’s Kristine. #OOPS
I guess some people that wear that little red string on their wrist just pretend to study Kaballah? I have friends that actually do study it, and they are pacifists. Don’t worry she deleted her many crazy Tweets pretty quickly, but they’re out there. We all know once you delete something it lives forever. I seriously need a chart to figure out who Lisa R. really is and which personality we have to deal with on the daily. Her multiple-personality disorder is so confusing.
See the problem for you here, Katherine F., is that while Lisa Rinna can’t sue Brandi Glanville for libel, she can sue you. Just something to think about. It’s not really a secret anymore who is really behind these bizarre and unfounded allegations. I’d love to take a trip to the Big Easy and see this play out in court. I love me a southern lawyer with a blue seersucker suit and a long gray pony tail.
As for Kaballah, I haven’t notices Lisa Rinna wearing a red string, but she really should be. It has nothing to do with pacifism and everything to do with warding off evil. Hell, she needs to wear a red rope around Brandi and Kim. Also, Brandi has no idea what a pacifist is. Are you even trying to write in her valley girl voice of cluelessness?
Lisa V. is only two different people. One is the lewd, bawdy English chick with the wicked sense of humor that I love, who made a speech alluding to all the BJs she gave to win her virtual Daytime Emmy. The one that cracks sex jokes ’round the clock, exaggerates fake sexual exploits, and uses self-deprecating sexual humor all the while making fun of everyone else as well. I have a few Brit friends that I have known for many years, and I relate to them.
I really can’t with the whole I have many Kaballah pacifists friends and British friends, and I’ve lived in Europe for six years crap. Brandi did not live in Europe for six years no matter what she tells you… Brandi doesn’t have friends.
This blog is way to long and I am running out of purple ink and interest. The irony is that after all the long ass descriptions of shit that never happened, Bravo posts a clip of the actual event right underneath. It’s all quite hysterical. Just like at the blog where “Katherine” posts a bunch alternate universe descriptions of an episode and all the comments are about her possibly watching a different program than the rest of society.
I’ll just leave it at this last point by Kristine as Brandi…
Lisa V. took what happened straight to the other women. They are all now trying to get as much mileage out of this as they can. Why so much drama about this wrong, but playful, moment?