Brandi Glanville’s blog ghostwriter, Kristine F. appears to be REALLY (heh) obsessed with Lisa Rinna. This week Lisa Rinna basically did a 180 and made nice with everyone and did not begin to open her mouth to say anything negative to Brandi or Kim. She didn’t even support Eileen when she took Brandi and Kim to task yet again. Even so, Kristine still can’t help but take a few whacks at her.
Kristine supposedly accused another blogger of defamation for suggesting she is Brandi’s ghostwriter last week and then shut down her twitter accounts in a frenzy. It’s clear she doesn’t know what defamation is as evidenced by this little quote in a blog where she writes as Katherine Hudson , ” Most of Rinna’s statements would be considered defamation outside of reality TV contracts, but the confusing motive is what has people worried.” In fact, Kristine says that in pretty much everything she writes about Lisa Rinna. “Katherine has also said, ” So why is Rinna obsessed with unfairly defaming Richards?” Calling a ghostwriter a ghostwriter or an alcoholic and alcoholic is not defamation. If Kristine was not writing incessantly for and as Brandi Glanville and was just some random chick on the Internet, she would never know anything about one story on a blog somewhere discussing her obsession with Brandi Glanville. Her denials are about as believable of Kim Richards’ slurry claims of sobriety.
So let us look and see if the allegations that Kristine is claiming to be defaming are true, or if a reasonable person could believe them to be so, shall we? I thought it would be fun to look at what Kristine has to say under some of her many alleged ghostnics on the Internet.
“The thing that I see the most is that there are three different Lisa R. personalities. The first is the bubbly, cool chick I had on my podcast and really liked. ” ~ Kristine as Brandi
“Fans of the RHOBH series see two Rinnas, one the happy go lucky mom and Hollywood wife, who pretends all is sunny and bright, and the darker Rinna obsessed with money, fame, addiction, and keeping Harry Hamlin happy.” ~Kristine as Katherine
Is it irony or just downright creepy when someone writes about someone under multiple names claiming the person they are writing about has multiple personalities? Perhaps we should go with “C, both A and B” in this instance?
Anyway, I spent a great deal of time giggling at the various smear campaigns against Lisa Rinna by Kristine F. as both Katherine and Brandi. And I would love to share them all with you but it would take forever and I am in my “Lentil Season” spring cleaning mode. So let’s take a quick look at Kristine as Brandi this week. She did say at the end that she used a grammar program to help with her grammar issues, so here is hoping for a post worthy of a professional this week.
Here is more of her “Lisa Rinna has multiple personalities” portion of the blog:
The second is the one who uses a soft, convincing actress voice to label people she barely knows as addicts, insane, and white trash every week for our entire time together. These labels were because she “CARES.”
Is it me or did the grammar site not seem to help much?
The third Lisa R. is the one that said, ( See? A grammar site would definitely change ‘that’ to ‘who’) “Why is everyone afraid of Kim Richards?” and now says, “Kim Richards scares me!” This is the same personality all the other women seem to excuse the most and have to literally physically restrain from violence…
Is that a double split infinitive? A twin split infinitive? Again, I don’t give two shits about grammar, but don’t say you are using a grammar check and then write shit like that. Did I miss someone restraining Lisa Rinna? When did that happen? And speaking of violence, isn’t Lisa Rinna on the short list of people that Brandi has not assaulted this season? Perhaps she is bowing up in self-protection mode.
This last one is the same Lisa R. taking angry potshots at people online and on Twitter since November.
Psst! Brandi doesn’t follow Lisa Rinna on Twitter unless you recently added her. Also Brandi is not keeping notes on Lisa’s every Tweet. That’s Kristine. #OOPS
I guess some people that wear that little red string on their wrist just pretend to study Kaballah? I have friends that actually do study it, and they are pacifists. Don’t worry she deleted her many crazy Tweets pretty quickly, but they’re out there. We all know once you delete something it lives forever. I seriously need a chart to figure out who Lisa R. really is and which personality we have to deal with on the daily. Her multiple-personality disorder is so confusing.
See the problem for you here, Katherine F., is that while Lisa Rinna can’t sue Brandi Glanville for libel, she can sue you. Just something to think about. It’s not really a secret anymore who is really behind these bizarre and unfounded allegations. I’d love to take a trip to the Big Easy and see this play out in court. I love me a southern lawyer with a blue seersucker suit and a long gray pony tail.
As for Kaballah, I haven’t notices Lisa Rinna wearing a red string, but she really should be. It has nothing to do with pacifism and everything to do with warding off evil. Hell, she needs to wear a red rope around Brandi and Kim. Also, Brandi has no idea what a pacifist is. Are you even trying to write in her valley girl voice of cluelessness?
Lisa V. is only two different people. One is the lewd, bawdy English chick with the wicked sense of humor that I love, who made a speech alluding to all the BJs she gave to win her virtual Daytime Emmy. The one that cracks sex jokes ’round the clock, exaggerates fake sexual exploits, and uses self-deprecating sexual humor all the while making fun of everyone else as well. I have a few Brit friends that I have known for many years, and I relate to them.
I really can’t with the whole I have many Kaballah pacifists friends and British friends, and I’ve lived in Europe for six years crap. Brandi did not live in Europe for six years no matter what she tells you… Brandi doesn’t have friends.
This blog is way to long and I am running out of purple ink and interest. The irony is that after all the long ass descriptions of shit that never happened, Bravo posts a clip of the actual event right underneath. It’s all quite hysterical. Just like at the blog where “Katherine” posts a bunch alternate universe descriptions of an episode and all the comments are about her possibly watching a different program than the rest of society.
I’ll just leave it at this last point by Kristine as Brandi…
Lisa V. took what happened straight to the other women. They are all now trying to get as much mileage out of this as they can. Why so much drama about this wrong, but playful, moment?
Why indeed.
I hope Lisa Rinna pitches The Three Faces of Me to Lifetime movie productions. Loving the purple. Great recap as usual, TT, thank you!
I don’t understand her last paragraph. What I saw was lvp going straight to kyle to say what happened. As well as brandi going straight to yolanda to say what happened so who is she referring to as they all ?
The whole thing with the multiple personalities, seriously ? Why is brandi even allowed to submit a blog ?
She is bat shit crazy! And for the record… she does not represent all Sacramentans. We are good peeps. Please don’t assume we’re all assholes like her.
I am still hoping that Brandi is putting on an act and isn’t truly this insane. Actually, I don’t care if she is either way- she isn’t the type of “crazy” that makes a show interesting – thank you for fast forward. Most thankful for the POP, TT! You rock!
Brandi is always talking about all of her friends that she has had for many, many years yet we have all watched her go through friends quite quickly. Men too! She uses these long time friendships as evidence to support her lame truths.
Other than the lame woman from Dr Drew’s rehab and sober living show…..what long time friends. Maybe the latest gay house guest? How about her imaginary friend, Cedric. I’d sign a petition to get rid of Brandi, Kim and all of their alter egos from television and the internet…forever.
Good news there’s actually one out there (well, the Brandi part).
Also I’m sure all of these women have long time friends too. It’s just they have lives and their friends have lives so unlike Jennifer they won’t be in every possible scene. Lots of people have friends. It’s a normal part of life.
Lots of people don’t. And it doesn’t make us, um… I mean THEM, cranky, hermit bitches!
On Fri, Mar 13, 2015 at 11:38 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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This Kristine/Katherine writer is amazing because each blog is more delusional than the previous one. How does she continue to top herself? Also, is she a writer or just one of Brandi’s delusional fans?
In the full blog, there were two sentences about the slap and the rest was about LVP’s two multiple personalities and about Lisa’s three personalities. Deflection. Easier to bash Lisa than to own that she was drunk and acted inappropriately.
Not that it matters much, but not all people who have a red string around their wrist are studying Kaballah. People on the Buddhist path wear them as well. I did see pictures of her with one on.
Once again, if Brandi does anything it is ok, it’s just playful , it’s a joke. Anyone else in the world is WRONG, WRONG & WRONG. Lisa Rinna sprayed glass everywhere… but it’s ok if Brandi throws wine. I could go on and on with the double standards but everyone already knows them. She took a page out of Nene’s book of double standards.
@jaded, I think Brandi is inexperienced in adult relationships. She can’t tell the differences between:
● playfulness vs. annoying the shit out of someone who doesn’t want to be around you
● being cheeky, edgy, spontaneous, fun vs. raunchy, socially abhorrent, or aggressive behavior
● banter vs. saying unfunny, offensive, out-of-place things
● making jokes and teasing one another vs. people fake smiling wishing they didn’t know you
● people not unstanding her humor vs. nothing you say is funny
and lastly,
● people being nice to your face vs. people feeling sorry for the person you are
Did I miss anything?
Shay, you nailed it!
Nope. That covers it perfectly.
Except maybe…
Going out and drinking way too much occasionally v. Being carried out of bars with vague recollections of blackout sex the next day on a regular basis.
Kaballah string v. Tampon string.
Okay, so we may have some more fun things to jump in with.
On Fri, Mar 13, 2015 at 2:33 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I have been waiting since Brandi posted her blog for your break down..Now I can die in peace thank you
Brandi/Kristine/Katherine blog is such horseshit. It would be a complete waste of my remaining brain cells if not for your recaps.
TT, that is 3 too many people who want to be Brandi… and I don’t care what any of them think about anything. (I DO care what you think they think while pretending to think like brandi.)
This psycho lives in nola?! You let me know if you want me to track her down. I’ll laugh in her face and give her my best “who gon check me, boo?”
@jelley, if you do it and roll your neck, can you send us the .gif?
I didn’t realize the psycho was here either. Count me in for tracking her crazy ass. She will be out and about this weekend with the craziness (please rain stop!!)
I can’t decide who needs more help The Ghost Writer or Brandi? They are equally deranged.
I re-watched The Slap tonight while waiting for RHO Melbourne and it was pretty awful. I’m not the biggest LVP fan, but I really felt bad for her. I really don’t care to read how Brandi or Katherine try to spin it, it was inexcusable.
Your comments are spot on, TT. Hopefully your purple ink has one less blog to slay next season.
” I love me a southern lawyer with a blue seersucker suit and a long gray pony tail.”
Fracking hilarious TT!
I’m deadly serious!
On Thu, Mar 12, 2015 at 11:11 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Why didn’t her writer bring up Kyle’s violent finger pointing tendencies?
That LVP slap gif above is mesmerizing LOL
she has been hanging around her dogs too long. the expression on her face when she stage slapped lisa is the same one a dog has when it’s waggling its butt trying to get another dog to play. she’s delusional if she thinks lisa was playing w her about that kiss. lisa clearly was trying to get away from her.
that blog post has got me all discombobulated. i just cant with brandi i really cant. i need to go and lie down.
It is sad how the word ‘literally’ has been destroyed. It has lost all meaning.
It hasn’t lost all meaning — it means the person using it improperly (“I literally died!”) is a fucking moron.
Fucking morons should literally die.
(Everytime I say this moron supporters clutch their pearls and scream I SAW YOU WISHING DEATH ON MY FAVORITE MORON! To which I say, if my superpower was wishing death ( oh how I wish) a whole lot of people would be dead. Literally. Especially this week.
On Fri, Mar 13, 2015 at 10:36 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Not to mention the constant damage it has done to infinitives.
On Fri, Mar 13, 2015 at 10:06 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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The ladies really should be writing their own blogs. I know that the illiterate ones will struggle, but I don’t care enough about them to feel sorry for their struggles.
Bravo has started giving a Q and A open which is much easier for those who struggle with writing. And I have no problem with them being edited ahead of time as long as the housewife’s opinions and thoughts remain their own.
On Fri, Mar 13, 2015 at 10:10 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Oh! Now it makes more sense why Lisa Rinna tweeted earlier today asking which of her personalities are our favorite.
Great sleuthing TT!
I loved Lisa’s tweet: “OH YES ALL OF MY PERSONALITIES LOVE CAKE.”
A ghost Blogger with alters projecting her condition onto Lisa R. and Lisa V.– how deliciously droll.
ain’t it though? The conversations with her alters are Hilarious. 🙂