This ghostwriter of Nene’s has a super easy gig going. Short blogs only a couple paragraphs a week. The theme is always the same: I’m Gone With The Wind Fabulous and Everyone Else is “Thirsty.” It’s all very repetitive.
Well hello there honey, it’s me again! Just stopping by to spill a little tea on these petty Bettys. There are just a couple of things I still don’t understand, so I’ll ask you and maybe you can help me!
There is no help for you. None.
What is the problem with me being there for Phaedra during a rough time in her life?
Besides the fact that you hate Phaedra and Phaedra hates you? Let’s try to think of reasons that two people who hate each other would suddenly become fast friends when one of their spouses goes to prison? Whatever might bring two unlikely people together when the Feds start closing in…. hmmmmmm….
I’m not there bashing her other friendships.
What other friendships?
My being there is totally coming from a good place, because I’m not looking for friendship within this circle of women. If something naturally develops, then great! Let me know your thoughts on that!
My thoughts are that something very fishy is going on with you two. Some might say it smells like a cover up of some sort. You two have had zero use for each other in all of these seasons. None. I get that no one wants to film with either of you, but neither of you really want to film with anyone either. That is what Porsha is for, it’s like talking to the wall if the wall talked back and said stupid things while dressed like a Peachtree Streetwalker. There is no need for you two to interact A TALL. Unless…
One of my favorite foods is Mexican!
Are you paid by the word?
Food and cocktails is always a good way to bring the ladies together.
That’s 20. So maybe an extra $2 ?
My hubby Gregg always speak to all the ladies whenever he gets a chance to see them, no matter what my relationship is with them. He thinks it’s totally ridiculous that a group of grown women can’t respect each other and get along. Myself included!
We’re up to 75 meaningless words!
So he thought counseling with Dr. Jeff could possibly help us with understanding, not friendship. I took Gregg’s advice, and with the help of some other people, I was able to get most of the ladies to Uncle Julio Mexican restaurant.
This is complete and other horseshit. Even your ignorant ass Stans ain’t falling for this shit. Why are you trying to pretend like Gregg is anything more than a step and fetch boy at this point? You can’t sew his balls back on at this point, Nene. You want a real live man, you’re going to have to find a new one. You’ve made your eunuch so lie with it.
I promised myself that I would be on my best behavior, but Cynthia walks in as the Pink Panther with all that attitude! What is this girl’s problem? She looks crazy as hell.
Cynthia is stunningly beautiful. Please look at yourself in a mirror. Someone is leading you down the garden path for our bemusement.
I divorced her a long time ago, and I will never have anything to do with her again, so now she just acting a fool. She wants everybody to believe that she grew a set of balls, but they are the size of Skittles! #Girlbye
So she has balls ten times the size of Gregg’s now? Wow. Are you sure you still want that divorce? Is this ghost writer mangling subject verb agreement to try and maintain Nene’s voice of ignorance?
P.S. Everybody wants to have a problem with NeNe! Wonder why?
Because you are a fucking joke. The entire universe is laughing at you and you think you are winning. It’s priceless.