This ghostwriter of Nene’s has a super easy gig going. Short blogs only a couple paragraphs a week. The theme is always the same: I’m Gone With The Wind Fabulous and Everyone Else is “Thirsty.” It’s all very repetitive.
Well hello there honey, it’s me again! Just stopping by to spill a little tea on these petty Bettys. There are just a couple of things I still don’t understand, so I’ll ask you and maybe you can help me!
There is no help for you. None.
What is the problem with me being there for Phaedra during a rough time in her life?
Besides the fact that you hate Phaedra and Phaedra hates you? Let’s try to think of reasons that two people who hate each other would suddenly become fast friends when one of their spouses goes to prison? Whatever might bring two unlikely people together when the Feds start closing in…. hmmmmmm….
I’m not there bashing her other friendships.
What other friendships?
My being there is totally coming from a good place, because I’m not looking for friendship within this circle of women. If something naturally develops, then great! Let me know your thoughts on that!
My thoughts are that something very fishy is going on with you two. Some might say it smells like a cover up of some sort. You two have had zero use for each other in all of these seasons. None. I get that no one wants to film with either of you, but neither of you really want to film with anyone either. That is what Porsha is for, it’s like talking to the wall if the wall talked back and said stupid things while dressed like a Peachtree Streetwalker. There is no need for you two to interact A TALL. Unless…
One of my favorite foods is Mexican!
Are you paid by the word?
Food and cocktails is always a good way to bring the ladies together.
That’s 20. So maybe an extra $2 ?
My hubby Gregg always speak to all the ladies whenever he gets a chance to see them, no matter what my relationship is with them. He thinks it’s totally ridiculous that a group of grown women can’t respect each other and get along. Myself included!
We’re up to 75 meaningless words!
So he thought counseling with Dr. Jeff could possibly help us with understanding, not friendship. I took Gregg’s advice, and with the help of some other people, I was able to get most of the ladies to Uncle Julio Mexican restaurant.
This is complete and other horseshit. Even your ignorant ass Stans ain’t falling for this shit. Why are you trying to pretend like Gregg is anything more than a step and fetch boy at this point? You can’t sew his balls back on at this point, Nene. You want a real live man, you’re going to have to find a new one. You’ve made your eunuch so lie with it.
I promised myself that I would be on my best behavior, but Cynthia walks in as the Pink Panther with all that attitude! What is this girl’s problem? She looks crazy as hell.
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Cynthia is stunningly beautiful. Please look at yourself in a mirror. Someone is leading you down the garden path for our bemusement.
I divorced her a long time ago, and I will never have anything to do with her again, so now she just acting a fool. She wants everybody to believe that she grew a set of balls, but they are the size of Skittles! #Girlbye
So she has balls ten times the size of Gregg’s now? Wow. Are you sure you still want that divorce? Is this ghost writer mangling subject verb agreement to try and maintain Nene’s voice of ignorance?
P.S. Everybody wants to have a problem with NeNe! Wonder why?
Because you are a fucking joke. The entire universe is laughing at you and you think you are winning. It’s priceless.
Thank you TT! I absolutely live for the purple and you have it in spades. Nene doesn’t realize she is the biggest (literal and figurative) joke of all.
I still think the wig is more Bride of Frankenstein, but the jaw line is for sure more Heat Miser.
I had to scroll back up to check the jaw line. *chuckle*
Agreed! The attitude also seems to be more of the Heat Miser too. Maybe he is mad because she stole his wig.
You are truly are hater. Your blogs are a joke. Like it or not both Phaedra and Nene are the only HW’s with a real storyline. Cynthia’s and Kenya’s only storyline is to fight with Nene and Phaedra to stay relevant. I hope Bravo fires Kenya and Cynthia. Since, you hate Nene and Phaedra may you will find another show next year to blog about. Thank you and goodnight.
Bye Ashy! When was the lasttime Phadrea hosted a funeral took a case to court? When was the last time Nene had a job seriously acting not being the loud tell it like it is token black person, she only plays herself so nope that’s not winning, I can buy her same cheap ass tee shirts from Tārgét. Its a fake scrioted show get over it no one on that show is winning! !!!
And since when did Nene find out that she actually knows Phadrea two or three years ago she was mocking her and saying she had never met her! Cynthia Bailey was well known before Rhoa and so was Kenya crazy ass Moore
No. You don’t need any help understanding , you’ve got it covered .
@tt “TT who deze people “? Maybe banjo can man the fence when you go to the bathroom .
Hahahahah made me laugh!
Bye wig!
Girl bye Nene hasn’t has s REAL storyline since season 4. And Phaedra is busy deflecting and trying to make us believe a 40+ black woman with kids can be a southern belle. NOT!!
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@Hotrod said: “trying to make us believe a 40+ black woman with kids can be a southern belle. NOT!!”
A 40+ Black woman with kids can’t be a southern belle?? Please elaborate.
Oh Let ME TAKE THIS ONE. Black Women cannot be “southern belles” Southern Belles were wealthy white women married to slave owning plantation owners prior to the War of Northern Aggression. Black women who think that calling themselves “southern belles” is somehow cute just makes it abundantly clear they are IDIOTS.
You may have a seat now, jumping Judy.
On Thu, Mar 12, 2015 at 3:39 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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@TT: Wow.. First I’ve heard it explained like that. I guess I always thought Southern Belle to be class-based, but never race-based.
No dear, Southern Belles are from Gone With The Wind days. ( I read Kenya for filth during her Gone With The Wind phase as well, these black women need to find things to emulate that are not slavery based.) Southern Belles lived on plantations run by slaves. Between Phaedra being a southern belle, Kenya being gone with the wind fabulous and Porsha driving the underground rail road…. I think we need to teach a bit more “Black History” than 47 stories about MLK in the public schools.
On Thu, Mar 12, 2015 at 4:54 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Nene’s fans always have some ghetto fabulous username.
You seem to mistake truth for hate, what is there to hate about Nene? Don’t worry we’ll wait… .., if this blog is such a joke why are you here Nene? Don’t you have a trump check or job to do? You sound like you are bored, delusional, and a Netard. #byemoose
How about a pizza restaurant to run? Hahahahahhahahahaha!
Pizza? She loves Mexican food. Did you not remember that vital piece of info from her crazy, ADD- sounding blog?
If you don’t like it, ‘fuzzie,’ don’t read it. TT covers a lot of different shows and I depend on her re-caps when I can’t watch. I love the blogs and comments when I CAN watch because TT hosts the “party” at which I feel free to talk about my impressions and suppositions about these shows.
So, “fuzziegirl4,” pack your thread-bare carpet bag and haul it over to IMDB’s message boards to hang out with the other, er, discerning readers.
Hahahahah made me laugh!hey I like IMDB LOL!! Except for the trolls lol!
I have an idea, fuzziesgirl4, I hear Ringling Brothers is looking for a replacement got their elephants!
Letitia is a joke!
Lenethia or whatever her name is. From now on I will just call her moose!
What you should probably do instead is read the commenting rules.
On Thu, Mar 12, 2015 at 8:02 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Bye NeNe – thanks for reading TT’s blog now go take care of your ball less husband!
Anyone who is over 18 and uses the word, “Hater” is a joke.
Btw, “May you will find”? WTF? It’s never too late for remedial English classes. Just sayin’
Girl, you betta stop!! Nene-related posts get the most comments on here. Sure, 99% of the comments are negative, and talk about how much they hate Nene or how bad a person she is, but the fact is…they still show up. Don’t mess with TT’s bread and butter…if ain’t broke, why fix it?
Yeah, with Teresa gone for the
(Whoops, Kindle is having a mind of its own today!)
Anyways…
With Teresa gone for the rest of the year, Nene is getting lots of attention. I mean, someone needs to play the delusional idiot role.
Fuzzie: I agree, Phaedra has a great storyline. There are a few different ways she could go with her storylines actually. Too bad she refuses to address any of it. So instead we see some nutcase exorcising her house.
And serious question: what is Nene’s storyline? I really don’t know how she has a storyline, but am I missing something?
Maybe Nene could get into being a mom and grandmother, and the struggles she’s having seeing her son go down a bad road. There’s a storyline. And she could even still yell about Broadway! Example: “I have to bail you out again!? I can’t keep doing this! I’m on Broadway!”
You might be the only one who actually believes this. Even Nene stans dont think this.
Can you say “bride-maid” of Frankenstein? Smh and letting out a belly laugh. Someone here said it best, her hoodrat “stylist” is not her friend and out did themselves. Is that egomanic no-talent heffa severely far sighted? This bich can’t see what a clown she looks like. Maybe since the small screen hasn’t been wearing out her telephone with job offers, she’s auditioning for a side kick for Bozo the clown. Buh bye Phylicia!
“bride-maid of Frankenstein” — Perfect!
Consider that stolen.
It’s BriMAY! Brimay of Frankenstein you fools! I think you all need some cancelling!
On Thu, Mar 12, 2015 at 12:01 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I’m still leaning toward the Bri of Frankenstein, although the Heat Miser is a close second. Speaking of misers, did Nene ever get that 20k to the Detroit Public School System? No? I didn’t think so. Anyway, you KNOW it’s a ghost writer when they spell honey, h-o-n-e-y instead of hunni. Dead givaway.
LOL and Nene would never say petty Betty.
On Wed, Mar 11, 2015 at 11:20 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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She wants nothing to do with Cynthia but wants to have counceling/therapy with her? Nene is a walking cesspool of contradictions
Nene doesn’t want counseling with any of them. Can’t you see the production interference in all of this? None of these women would film together… it’s getting sillier and sillier, the excuses the producers come up with to get these ladies in a room together. But this is best way to stir up drama… and for some reason, Bravo thinks that should be their focus this season, instead of letting them just laugh and have a good time every once in a while.
“One of my favorite foods is Mexican!”
The prolific memoir of Nene Leake(‘s ghost writer).
I mean she got that watching the episode. Clearly she had NOTHING to go on this week. It’s like Nene didn’t call at all.
On Thu, Mar 12, 2015 at 12:21 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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It actually looks like nene’s wig got scared and is trying to run way from her face.
OMG lol
Holy shit! Mystery solved!!!!!!
Aww? Dayum!! Dark! LOL Or better yet, the wig got freaked out when it touched her mostly bald skull with bebe’s in her kitchen (nape) !!LOL. What a hot freaking MESS Ms. Leakes. Smdh.
Nene is such a sellout, I’ve never seen a woman so willing to be accepted by Hollywood such as her. Andy even said it himself he’s not forcing any of these women to do these housewives shows so why stay nene? Your not happy on the show, you don’t like the woman, but you like them enough to throw all your gigs in there face huh? I’ll leave it at that because giving your opinion on nene means your jealous ,so let’s just support her on glee, support her new role on fashion police, her new show on oxygen, her single with beyonce coming out next week and her upcoming roles on scandal and empire seasons 2-5. If I forgot anything I’m sure she’ll remind us on Twitter or RHOA lol.
I was watching one of the old reunions on JetBlue (fastest flight of my life, thanks douche Andy) while bravo was having some sort of reunion marathon, and nene was complaining and acting a dumb bitch about the EXACT things she still to this day.
Kenya wasn’t there and at the end he mentioned something about her upcoming Glee appearance, so this was AT LEAST three years ago.
“I don’t want to be around negative women all the time – I’m sick of the drama – I’m too big for this”
The best part was her lecture to Kandi about growing as a person – half a decade later and she’s still the same fucking moose, if not worse.
Yep, Psylocke, I was looking for an old post the other day. I think I was trying to find the post about Phaedra and one of the other RHOA in the slavery museum where they were making light of the issue and disrespecting the museum. I could not find it but I read several old posts from years ago with Nene talking about how she is so far above being a housewife and can’t be bothered to be with any of these awful mean women anymore.
It made it clear that none of the moanings and groanings she is doing about leaving VOLUNTARILY ( I still think she will be pushed out) are to be taken seriously.
On Thu, Mar 12, 2015 at 2:13 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I’m pretty sure she will be accepting an Oscar any minute now.
I live for your recaps. The way you described Porsha was perfection.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The pix are hilarious, I needed a good laugh. I feel the collusion amongst Phaedra, Nene, and Porsha to attack Kenya at the reunion last year is the glue holding that used popsicle stick boat together. Phaedra and Nene are cool in the gang now because the execution of their plan for Porsha to fight Kenya worked, so now their secret has made them bosom buddies joined at the hip until Porsha goes to trial. Once the trial is over, the friendship will be over because Porsha only has short term use from them to do their dirty work. It’s just matter of time before that bomb goes boom…duck and cover.
This post reminds me that I meant to thank my commenters for sending the pictures. I can’t remember exactly who at the moment, except for O.O who is always great at sending stuff and also keeping me together in general. 🙂
On Thu, Mar 12, 2015 at 6:46 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Nene Antoinotte.
Heidi Klum had a similar hairstyle in I think Season two of Project Runway and it was stunning. However, Nene looks hideous. And what is up with that hairline? Yes, I agree her hairstylist secretly hates her and is sabotaging her look. Can’t Nene see for herself she looks ridiculous?
I would never spend my money watching that moose play in a Cinderella play or anything. She is a loud mouthed loser. Can’t wait for her and her bad wig to go away!
@theresa, She shouldve been cast as an ugly stepsister… I can totally imagine her trying to cram her sasquatch men’s 12 into a dainty little female’s shoe.
Heat Miser … Hysterical!
Heat Miser and Bri May of Frankenstein are too kind. I said it before: an animal walked into an electric fence, crawled up on her head and died
As for Phaedra, did I miss it, or has she not yet filed for divorce? Must be holding on to that spousal privilege…
There is no way Phaedra and Nene are really friends. No friend would let you go on TV looking like that.
Good point.
If she thought she got a lot of backlash from the other wacky hairstyle wait till next week airs and this one gets shown. It’s gonna be crazy on social media for her. I know she is touched but how could anyone look at theirself and think I look good I’m ready to film. She is in her late 40’s she is not Nicki Minaj doing a video with some crazy hair style. Get your life Nene. While your at it get your stylist and a life coach to help with your stank attitude.
“My being there is totally coming from a good place, because I’m not looking for friendship within this circle of women. If something naturally develops, then great! Let me know your thoughts on that!”
Then why force the therapy session on these ladies and keep talking about Cynthia no longer being your sidekick
Ask and you shall receive. Thank you, TT. You just made my day. Wish this wig had made an appearance before so we could hear Claudia’s description of it.
Claudia comments here sometimes. Maybe we’ll get lucky! 🙂
On Thu, Mar 12, 2015 at 11:25 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Nene reminds me of a character from Dragon Ball Z with that super sayain wig on lmfao! If you haven’t seen that anime before Tamara trust me go on YouTube and watch a clip
In the words of Charles Barkley “That wig looks tuuurble”. Could this finally be the wig that breaks the internet?
First of all…it seems like every time NeNe talks about her recent association with Phaedra, she’s quick to make it clear that she wants nothing to do “with these ladies” ( including Phaedra) but she is being there for her out of the kindness of her heart. It’s like she is only dealing with Phaedra as they say, with “a long armed spoon” . All the while, Phaedra probably thinks she’s Nene’s friend. Also, I watched the RHOA reunion marathon, and since day one Nene has been sounding like a broken record. With every conflict she has had with a cast member, she’s been saying the same words” IVE BEEN A GOOD FRIEND TO YOU” and she’s always mad because someone befriended someone she didn’t like. It was all there for us to see in those back to back marathon episodes. Starting with Kim. She really has trust issues and thinks TOO highly of herself. It’s ok to have confidence in yourself but sheesh! She goes overboard with it. She sets all these standards within her friendships that she herself does not live up to but then gets angry with someone else for doing the same. I just don’t get it.
I had the exact same thoughts as I rotted my brain watching that marathon. Like, season after season, same exact thing.
TT those pics are priceless! And as for her blog saying that if things happen naturally (friendships) she has nothing to worry about there, because she doesn’t have a clue about how to be a natural friend. I will be so glad when she (and Porsha & Phaedra) leave for good.
I know! Nene should have said a set of balls the size of 2 skittles. Sorry, my english is so bad.
HUH? Wow, worst blog ever.
If she wants nothing to do with the others, she doesn’t enjoy being around them, and she’s too busy for the show, she needs to just quit!!!
Here, Nene, you asked for my thoughts (and I’d rather die than Twitter her or something): Despite all your classy screeching about how much money you’re always making with all the things people want you to be involved in, it is obvious your other gigs do not pay enough for you to leave RHOA. Why else would you still be there, subjected to such miserable jealous Nene wannabes?
Oh and stop making dogs at Cynthia. Thought you divorced that long ago? Let it go or go talk to Kristen from Vanderpump Rules.
*digs. No dogs. Ooops.
I think nene wants to be Inspector Clouseax and find out what happened to her carreer. I suspect she really doesnt know? Also I wish I knew the people who gave her a hard time in hollywood because I love them.
That skittles comment is pathetically ridiculous. Why the eff would Cynthia be developing balls when it’s fairly effing clear she’s developing ovaries the size of basketballs this season, and it’s glorious to behold. It’s like if Nene doesn’t like one of the ladies she tries to masculinize them. She feminizes Peter, and masulinizes Cynthia, its like text book bully. She’s in her forties acting like a ten year old schoolyard bully. And not a very creative one at that.
Indeed! Good observation.
I know, im just trying to get the syntax right. Nene is just ridiculous! I dont think she ever is nice.
Thank you for defining “Southern Belle”. I’ve been wanting to say something about that for a while now, but I was afraid that I would be labeled a racist for pointing out that there were/are no black Southern Belles and that Phaedra is delusional for thinking that she is one.
I am so looking forward to seeing Nene run away tonight when she gets confronted. It’s always so entertaining when she gets upset and runs away. A good laugh!
Hey Gayla! Hmmm. Karmas bitch huh. Remember when u kicked me n my new born baby out after you knew what we had been through. Especially after caring for ur child, household n ur drug addiction (“flu”)