It’s looking like a gay episode tonight. The episode is called Harold and Armani. Tonight we have Angel Haze substituting for Max. I miss Max. By my assessment/judgment Angel Haze is troubled person who was raised in a cult and suffered some serious abuse that left her sexually disrupted, for lack of a better term. She refers to herself in a plural sense which could be a mask for multiple voices/personalities or the rejection of gender, or both. Anyway, I’ve already spent way too much time on this Angel Haze person. She’s a pansexual rapper. That is the four word short version. I guess she is going to be our resident gay expert.
Oh wait the dude, who I guess is Harold, is talking about a girl. Now that I think about it, I had a female student named Armani. Oh Lord. I’m calling it now. This Armani chick is really a guy on the basketball team and the pansexual rapper chick is going to try to convince him that love is love and he should just be with him. Sigh These shows are too predictable this season. I hope I am wrong.
I’m just going to fast forward. This seems like a lay-up. Harold says that he had seven friends died in gun violence over the summer. Harold only spoke about this with Armani. He’s only seen one picture in the four years he has known her. 
Wait. I could be wrong. The chick claims she got pregnant in the four years they were talking and had a baby. I’m quite sure that is not her picture though.
Okay the phone has been registered under Marcus Brown. Wasn’t that the name of the basketball guy who dated her? Now they have a picture of someone named Tamila who is a basketball player. Nope. Now they have found the mother of the baby. Oh wait. Now that they talked to someone named Deshyla who may be Armani. Deshyla says she knows Armani and tells the same story about Armani as Harold does. Armani has a baby, and she is a janitor at a high school. I now think that Deshyla is Armani.
Angel Haze is upset with Harold for liking some of the female choices over others based on a picture. She says that he should be concerned that the girl has lied to him. Nev jumps in on this bandwagon as well and says it doesn’t matter what she looks like, what matters is she lied. Um, hello, Nev, have you watched your show? THEY ALL LIE EVERY WEEK AND YOU TRY TO ENCOURAGE THEM TO GET PAST IT!
So the call “Armani” and she says she will meet him. Off they go to the apartment building where she lives. Angel Haze looks more nervous than anyone. She’s a pretty cute girl btw, Angel that is.
A very tall woman comes out of the apartment. Her name is “BaeBae” she has two toned hair and the lower town is Kandi Burruss red. Harold is freaked. But Bae Bae is NOT Armani. She’s still in the house. WTF? BaeBae says to be very nice to her. They agree and she goes to get Armani. Nev tells Harold, “Well, now we have no idea what is coming out that door, be prepared for anything!” So I am back to my “it’s a dude ” theory. But we did already do that once this season and it is only episode 3. Wait. Have all the shows been same sex this season? Is it going to be the theme?
Okay Armani comes out and she is an Amazon woman too. Both girls are basketball players. Armani turns out to be Tamila the one Harold was not attracted to. Tamila is thrilled to me Harold. Tamila is actually pretty. She’s just a totally different look. She is however kind of a bitch. She apparently has been Catfishing for years. Tamila thinks no one will like her because she is dark-skinned. Tamila offered to give him a blowjob. It’s all pretty sad. Tamila actually looks pregnant again.
They go to meet Tamila again in the park the next day. Tamila looks a bit harsh. She seems like she is on something. I don’t usually feel bad for the catfish, but I feel like Tamila needs some love. :(.
Sidenote: Angel who turned out to be quite likeable is doing some new show with Nev about bringing together people who have had a falling out. It’s halfway over. It looks like Angel is trying to mend things with her mom. Oh wait it’s someone else’s mom.
Anyway. I tried to find a picture of Tamila, but not that hard.
I also felt sorry for Tamila and I didn’t think she was ugly either. I think she was probably about Harold’s issue being that she wasn’t lighter. Sad that she has been beat down to the point that she believes that a guy will only like her if she is light complected, also sad that it is sometimes somewhat true. Kind of a depressing episode.
That girl seemed really immature and trying to bargain with a blow job made her look desperate. I don’t know what ‘connection’ they built over four years but Harold seemed unbothered after they met. I still don’t get why people think love is built on a bunch of lies.
I was done with season after the last episode with miss teen usa. I couldn’t take another idiotic co host. I watched it after reading your review. I loved that girl Angel Haze. She stepped into Nev’s role. . And Nev was acting more like Max. … I still miss Max….
That girl Tamilla seems slightly slow. But I really felt for her in the end. She was just looking for love.. and believed that no one would love her the way she was. Poor thing. She is young.. single mother. .. baby father in jail.. what a mess. I keep wondering why people would Choose to completely embarrass themselves on TV..
When Tamilla asked Harold for “twenty” I thought she was asking him for money. I had no idea that was lingo for a blow job, as in twenty minutes is all I need to make you’re eyes roll into the back of your head so you can forget that I been catfishing yo ass for 4 years. LOL
I always find it sad when the catfish are embarrassed by their own looks so they use someone else’s picture. It really hurts when your self esteem has been broken down that bad. I still don’t condone lying and hurting someone else in the process but I understand the hurt. I don’t think Harold would have rejected the other light skinned girl at all if she had been the catfish. Which just shows he’s shallow and not the nice guy he claims to be. His feelings are solely on what the girl looks like and not what’s on the inside. It made him less likable to me.
I completely agree. I liked him at first, but when that superficial side came out, I was done.
I don’t think Harold has the corner on that market. Women react the same way when the catfish doesn’t look the way they imagined. It’s human nature.
On Fri, Mar 13, 2015 at 11:52 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Shallow? The girl was laughing and didn’t seem concerned at all or had any remorse for the four years she lied to him. Instead, she offered a blowjob. And then when he said he didn’t want it she walked away from him because “he made her mad”. That must be what she’s like on the inside then, right? Also, if you saw at the end, at the bench, he tried confining in her a little more and talk to her (about his dead friends and all) but she just ignored him and talked about how she’d make a good girlfriend. It’s all about the lies and her personality (what’s on the inside). She thought they were still good at first after laughing at him, but she only got mad when she couldn’t give him a sexual favor and didn’t want to call her “bae”. There’s more to it than Harold disliking her because she was dark skin and him being “shallow”. He thought he was going to marry this girl, and she had more than four years to tell him her self-concept was that she was worried he wouldn’t like her. She shouldn’t have lied to him in the first place. Instead she just giggled.
I thought that girl was 7:30 too. Criminally Insane). I sort of felt bad for her and I can sort of identify with her a little. Not feeling pretty and feeling like I had to talk about sex in order to keep a boy interested. So, u can be light skin with long hair and a size 2 and still not feel pretty. But, I can say now that’s not me anymore.
Good Lord.
Apologies. I have patched the hole.
On Fri, Mar 13, 2015 at 11:05 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Am I the only one wondering why no one is questioning that she is pregnant again? She is holding a coat in front of her like some tv actress trying to hide her pregnancy through a whole season on tv! I was waiting for them to put her behind a desk or give her a giant purse!! She could get some tips from Kylie and Khloe……
Okay…Am I the only one wondering why no one is questioning that she is pregnant again? She is holding a coat in front of her like some tv actress trying to hide her pregnancy through a whole season on tv! I was waiting for them to put her behind a desk or give her a giant purse!! She could get some tips from Kylie and Khloe……
Serious question, did she not seem autistic????