It’s looking like a gay episode tonight. The episode is called Harold and Armani. Tonight we have Angel Haze substituting for Max. I miss Max. By my assessment/judgment Angel Haze is troubled person who was raised in a cult and suffered some serious abuse that left her sexually disrupted, for lack of a better term. She refers to herself in a plural sense which could be a mask for multiple voices/personalities or the rejection of gender, or both. Anyway, I’ve already spent way too much time on this Angel Haze person. She’s a pansexual rapper. That is the four word short version. I guess she is going to be our resident gay expert.
Oh wait the dude, who I guess is Harold, is talking about a girl. Now that I think about it, I had a female student named Armani. Oh Lord. I’m calling it now. This Armani chick is really a guy on the basketball team and the pansexual rapper chick is going to try to convince him that love is love and he should just be with him. Sigh These shows are too predictable this season. I hope I am wrong.
I’m just going to fast forward. This seems like a lay-up. Harold says that he had seven friends died in gun violence over the summer. Harold only spoke about this with Armani. He’s only seen one picture in the four years he has known her. Wait. I could be wrong. The chick claims she got pregnant in the four years they were talking and had a baby. I’m quite sure that is not her picture though.
Okay the phone has been registered under Marcus Brown. Wasn’t that the name of the basketball guy who dated her? Now they have a picture of someone named Tamila who is a basketball player. Nope. Now they have found the mother of the baby. Oh wait. Now that they talked to someone named Deshyla who may be Armani. Deshyla says she knows Armani and tells the same story about Armani as Harold does. Armani has a baby, and she is a janitor at a high school. I now think that Deshyla is Armani.
Angel Haze is upset with Harold for liking some of the female choices over others based on a picture. She says that he should be concerned that the girl has lied to him. Nev jumps in on this bandwagon as well and says it doesn’t matter what she looks like, what matters is she lied. Um, hello, Nev, have you watched your show? THEY ALL LIE EVERY WEEK AND YOU TRY TO ENCOURAGE THEM TO GET PAST IT!
So the call “Armani” and she says she will meet him. Off they go to the apartment building where she lives. Angel Haze looks more nervous than anyone. She’s a pretty cute girl btw, Angel that is.
A very tall woman comes out of the apartment. Her name is “BaeBae” she has two toned hair and the lower town is Kandi Burruss red. Harold is freaked. But Bae Bae is NOT Armani. She’s still in the house. WTF? BaeBae says to be very nice to her. They agree and she goes to get Armani. Nev tells Harold, “Well, now we have no idea what is coming out that door, be prepared for anything!” So I am back to my “it’s a dude ” theory. But we did already do that once this season and it is only episode 3. Wait. Have all the shows been same sex this season? Is it going to be the theme?
Okay Armani comes out and she is an Amazon woman too. Both girls are basketball players. Armani turns out to be Tamila the one Harold was not attracted to. Tamila is thrilled to me Harold. Tamila is actually pretty. She’s just a totally different look. She is however kind of a bitch. She apparently has been Catfishing for years. Tamila thinks no one will like her because she is dark-skinned. Tamila offered to give him a blowjob. It’s all pretty sad. Tamila actually looks pregnant again.
They go to meet Tamila again in the park the next day. Tamila looks a bit harsh. She seems like she is on something. I don’t usually feel bad for the catfish, but I feel like Tamila needs some love. :(.
Sidenote: Angel who turned out to be quite likeable is doing some new show with Nev about bringing together people who have had a falling out. It’s halfway over. It looks like Angel is trying to mend things with her mom. Oh wait it’s someone else’s mom.
Anyway. I tried to find a picture of Tamila, but not that hard.