I do not get the sudden trend of wearing winter white. While winter white has always had its place, simply wearing white in winter is not winter white. Also when it is a rainy slushy mess outside, it’s not the time for winter white. Nevertheless, both Cynthia Bailey and Melissa Gorga wore white in some sort of attempt to rush spring 2015.
The fanboy bartender dissed Nene Leakes for not greeting her fans outside the door after Cinderella. Then Andy shows a still of the Bride of Frankenstein wig Nene wears next week. He asks for Cynthia’s thoughts. She says, “Bye, Wig.” Indeed, Cynthia, indeed.
Andy mentions Sheree on Millionaire Matchmaker and he plays a clip of her most obnoxious moments. Andy snickers and says he loves Sheree so much. I was totally expecting him to tsk and call her “sweetie.”
Andy asks Cynthia why she told Phaedra about the Mr. Chocolate thing. Cynthia said if the roles were reversed she would want Phaedra to give her the information. She was not intending to be accusatory, she was just providing information.
Gorga updates: What is going on with the house? It is still under construction but they are going to sell it and live in Chez Beaver. How is the garbage shredding business going? Melissa says that is something Joe invested in. She doesn’t really see that on a day to day basis. BTW, the dude they went into business with went AWOL so I doubt they made any money. How is Teresa? Melissa says she gets updates from her mother in law. (AKA Teresa still is not speaking to her or her brother) Teresa is doing really well. Melissa says she has written to Teresa. She says Teresa has spoken to her brother on the phone. Yep sounds like no real contact there. Andy asked about Juicy Joe. She gets teary-eyed. She says she passes him every morning driving the girls to school. He is manning up but it is very heavy on his heart. Melissa had all of Tre’s girls over last week. Joe is spending lots of time with his parents.
Sneak peek at next week’s RHOA shows the stupid friend counseling. Cynthia says that once the rift started between Nene and Cynthia, Nene went above and beyond to destroy the friendship at that point. Nene has her stank face on. Nene goes off on Cynthia saying, ” Don’t try to act like I was a bad friend to you! You were able to talk to me about any and everything as you always have been. But now, you just now decided….goodbye!” The counselor dude tells Nene she is talking over Cynthia. LOL clearly he is new. Cynthia points out that is what Nene does. Nene keeps talking over everyone. She says “PLEASE!” When Cynthia says she does talk over people. Nene is irate and says, ” And you are a mean girl. Have you found your voice yet?” And Nene storms off. I find it HYSTERICAL that Nene thinks Cynthia is the “mean girl.” Deflection and projection is real, y’all. The therapist follows Nene and he huge overnight bag to the elevator where Nene explains that this will not be an attack Nene meeting. Really now. Nene certainly can’t take the tiniest bit of feedback on her behavior no matter how sweetly Cynthia tries to deliver it. But boy she can WALLOP out the mean, spiteful comments toward others. Funny how that works.
They showed a gif of Phaedra in that white showgirl explosion dress at the break. When Phaedra sees herself in that on TV do you think she thinks it’s good look for her?
Cynthia’s face is very wide. Someone explained some new procedure people are having. I’m not a fan. I do not understand why someone who looks like Cynthia would let anyone mess with her FACE at all.
Do Cynthia and Melissa have prenups? Cynthia does, Melissa does not.
Cynthia, what was your reaction to seeing Phaedra and Porsha’s discussion (at The Palm) about Cynthia needing to worry about her own marriage and Peter cheating? When I did see that, first of all I don’t believe anything that comes out of Porsha’s mouth. I think her whole life is a lie. But what I did see, and what I was surprised about was Porsha throwing Kandi under the bus. Cynthia says when Porsha was down and out Kandi came to her and gave her a part in her play (despite some diva behavior on Porsha’s part).
Melissa, is the In Touch story about Teresa making enemies in jail and writing a book about it true? Untrue.
Cynthia, are you being mean to stay relevant on the show because of what Wendy Williams said? I don’t think I am being mean. Cynthia says she doesn’t think she is a mean girl for putting something on the table. And she is relevant to the show regardless of how she acts.
Melissa, do you think Cynthia and Nene will ever mend their relationship? She says it takes time but they will eventually.
Andy talks about how Melissa held back on the reunion and asks why? Melissa said she doesn’t believe in hitting people when they are down. She took the high road. When her buttons were pushed she just stayed quiet.
Game time is random questions about other housewives. Melissa and Cynthia are not allowed to choose each other.
Who needs a makeover? Melissa says Ramona needs a change now that she is single. Cynthia says Ramona after Melissa suggests it.
If your could swap franchises where would you go? Cynthia says Beverly Hills. Melissa says Beverly Hills.
Trade husbands for a day? Cynthia says Yolanda’s husband. Melissa says Kyle’s husband.
Trade closets? Cynthia says Yolanda. Melissa says Yolanda.
Who could kick your ass? Melissa says Phaedra. She’s not buying the southern belle thing. Cynthia says Claudia.
Who has the highest IQ of all the housewives in any city? Interesting. I’d probably say Carole Radziwill. Cynthia says Bethenny. Melissa says Luann.
Cynthia why do you think you get so much hate on social media versus Nene and Phaedra and Porsha. Cynthia says at different times we all get hate. That’s just the way it works so this is my time.
The poll question is which housewife needs the most “friend counseling?” I’m sure he will fix this one too. Yep, totally fixed. Cynthia won at 45%. Kenya was at 27% Nene was at 21%