It’s time for Real Housewives of Atlanta and frankly, I’m not sure what the storyline we are supposed to be looking forward to is. More Kandi and Todd marital disharmony? More Mr. Chocolate innuendo? I’m bored and it hasn’t even started yet. Meanwhile, I’m on injured reserve from three hours of really hard digging in the yard. So bear with me as usual with the homophones and typos. I’m about to fall over.
Cynthia
It’s time for Cynthia to download Peter on what went down at the Mr. Chocolate dinner last week. Meanwhile Porsha and Phaedra are at The Palm loading up on free food to go. I think the scene with Porsha and Phaedra was another “pick-up” as most of Phaedra’s scenes are this season. It was filmed in mid to late November. It is hysterical they are sitting there in some kind of boob revealing formal wear in an empty restaurant in an off hour when most people will show up in business casual. Did Phaedra did say about Kenya, ” She can’t help but bark?” I love how both whores (allegedly) are going in on Kenya who was not even the messenger in this instance. Cynthia pointed out Phaedra’s whorish ways and Claudia outed Porsha participating in the world’s oldest profession, yet both of them have hard on for Kenya. Interesting. Phaedra refers to Cynthia and Kenya as “ace boon coons” which apparently Bravo has recently decided can’t be said on the air without bleeping. Oh and they actually aired Porsha and Phaedra ordering two entrees each. I’m told it didn’t stop their these two loaded up their purses like Mama June at a Golden Corral. Porsha and Phaedra talk about Ebola and Africans. Porsha starts trash talking Kandi to try to make ground with Phaedra.
Porsha and Phaedra start trash talking Cynthia and her marriage and whatever else the producers told them to do while they were there for hours on end. Phaedra had the never to imply that Cynthia and Peter has a lot of law suits. Um, they don’t have law suits but she is the one being countersued for causing Angela Stanton to suffer loss of income by her frivolous lawsuit she has been dragging out for years. SideNote: Right now, we are still waiting for the judge to rule on Stanton’s motion to have the judge impose sanctions on Phaedra. Phaedra says that Cynthia is vindictive and backstabbing and she owes her an apology for saying things she knows not to be true. Um, please. How does she know that.
Kandi
Todd and Kandi go to marriage therapy. The therapist says that they never seemed to have a honeymoon. She says that Todd seems very depressed. Todd says that the problems began with how Kandi handled the prenup. Kandi said things like “If you don’t sign it, this is going to be an expensive party.” Todd says he understands that during a time of conflict his wife is going to be all about Kandi. Kandi in her talking head says that Todd made the whole session a “What’s wrong with Kandifest.” Um, no, in therapy you discuss the problems in the marriage and the problems are usually discussed as something the other party is doing that makes you unhappy. The problem in this marriage is that Kandi doesn’t want to hear anything that she may be doing that is causing Todd unhappiness. Which is why Todd has said he realizes the situation he is in now and has adjusted his outlook accordingly. Which basically is all he can do unless he is ready to bail.
Kandi can’t figure out why they are not having sex. Perhaps it is because Kandi emasculates him at every turn.
Cynthia and Peter’s Awards Show
Everyone goes to Peter’s event which is some sort of music awards. I do not understand Cynthia’s wig. I don’t know why people buy wigs that look like they are six months late to get their roots touched up. Why copy a look of neglected hair rather than fresh from the salon hair. It makes no sense to me. And do not tell me that is ombre because it is most certainly not.
Team pretty chats with Kandi at the event. Kenya asks if part of her awkwardness was because Kandi knew that Phaedra was having an affair. Kandi tells Kenya no, but in her talking head she acts like she was not going to disclose Phaedra’s business. Kandi does not want to take sides. She especially doesn’t want to give Team Pretty any ammo on Phaedra. Once inside Kenya says to Cynthia that one thing they learned tonight is that Kandi knew about the affair.
Nene
Once again I forgot all about her. And once again no one is filming with her. Nene off to see a counselor. Oh this is some producer driven bullshit. Ridiculous.
Cynthia
Phaedra and Cynthia meet to discuss the whole Mr. Chocolate thing. Phaedra looks like ten pounds of sausage in a five pound sausage casing. Phaedra has a clear attitude. Cynthia said she had no malicious intent about bringing up her affair. Phaedra starts whining and says that Cynthia didn’t fact check. Cynthia, who has grown a sturdy backbone this season tells Phaedra she never fact checks anything and brings up her saying the Kenya offered to give Apollo fellatio as an example. Point Cynthia. Cynthia says in this group we don’t fact check. Phaedra walks out. If you can’t stand the heat… Aldo, Phaedra is threatening to kick Cynthia’s ass. in the car. Did the good Christian women forget she had a mike on and we could hear all that cussing?
Kandi
Mama Joyce catches up with Kandi at Tags. I don’t live far from there at all and have still never made it in. I am in that shopping village from time to time and never think to stop by. It’s a good place to work online while drinking beer though. 🙂 Mama Joyce says that the old house that Kandi gave her looks so good she likes it better than the new one she bought her now. Because, cunt. If Kandi were smart she would put her Mama back in the old one which is a lot further from where she lives with Todd. But she’s not smart when it comes to relationships. Mama Joyce says that Kandi has changed since she got married. She doesn’t come around the family. She says that Kandi is critical. Um, that is Mama Joyce that is critical. Kandi cries and says Mama Joyce does not ever own up to her actions. Mama Joyce actually gives Kandi a key to her house.
Nene
Everyone except Kenya and Phaedra is invited to meet Nene for Mexican food. Cynthia has on way too much makeup. I can’t stand to hear Nene talk about going to CANCELLING. Nene manages to argue with everyone at the table. Except Porsha. I forgot she was there. Kandi doesn’t want to come. She says she is good with everyone. Nene and Porsha basically make Kandi question her friendship with Phaedra.
Next Week: Nene has a new wig you must see to believe. And Nene storms out of therapy because things don’t go her way. Shocker.
The only reason this episode was worth watching was to get a glimpse of Nene’s wig in the next episode. This wig will go down in Housewives lore.
LMAO, that’s what I was going to say. hahahaha
O.M.G. I just saw the show. Who the F knowingly wears a blonde bride of Frankenstein wig???
It’s official. The Gay mafia is out to get Nene for last season’s homophobe remarks.
They’re calling her a Super Saiyan on twitter. But Bride of Frankenstein is where my mind when. Because, Old. *In my tt voice* 😉
You know when you want to laugh really loud but you can’t so you just start tearing up? Super saiyan takes all!
*went not when
Sooo agree RealChicagoHousewife I half listened to this episode (despite swearing off it forever) and by the end the only interesting moment was Nenes HeatMiser Hair!!! wtf was that about, seriously…who told her that looked good and she should go on television with that bit of nasty? fire that person immediately. Next week she could do the ice miser, just rework the 1920’s flapper thing in blue?
Omg…i just googled the heat miser. Death!
Maybe she is in her Cinderella wig?
Nope that was a big improvement on all her wigs!!
Hahahaha!!! I would love for andy/bravo to give nene her pink slip with a “bye WIG””
Heehee! I would almost (notice I said ‘almost’) kill to see that! That ‘Bye Wig’ she threw at Kim Z, has boomeranged time and time again, right back at Nene, hitting her squarely in her sour puss!
Didn’t Nene get mad at Cynthia at the reunion for wanting to talk about their friendship with “these girls who don’t care about them”. Why does she think its ok to bring up Kandi and Phae’s friendship. In the previews for next week Pha is spilling her guts to Nene and Kandi is crying. Then Nene pulls a nene and throws a fit and leaves. SMH.
Nene’s double standards are baffling.
When the therapist and Donald Trump cut her normal bullying tactics short she loses every time. Walks out every time she can’t out-decibal or use her moose stature to invade personal space and intimidate.
Remember Celebrity Apprentice anyone?
@LoveJoyo2, you are exactly right, walks out every time, because no ones’ word matters but hers. And loudness counts for something (in Neneworld).
I remember what a fool she made of herself by quitting and then telling everybody she was “Donald Trump rich.” Until the Donald could take no more and revealed that they were paid for their expenses while in New York and a couple of hundred thousand dollars.
THE ABOVE POST ABOUT CELEBRITY APPRENTICE PAYMENT IS FACTUALLY INCORRECT. The “celebrities” are not paid for their appearances because IT IS A CHARITY EVENT. However to make the celebrities feel pampered and important they are given really nice rooms at the Trump their meals (but not their alcohol) are comped and they get a nice sized per diem for things like taxis and other creature comfort. During Penn Gillettes time on the show the total amount of the per diem if you stayed the entire time was just over 10K.
Please read the commeting rules regarding stating random facts you either made up in your head or read elsewhere here.
On Mon, Mar 9, 2015 at 3:00 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Three words: Bride of Frankenstein.
I didn’t think she could talk the Hulk Hogan-Beard wig, but she did.
I knew the counseling session was going to involve Nene walking out — she can dish it but she can’t take it.
The dark roots thing — it isn’t ombre but that is a “style” too (Heather Locklear started it years ago back on Melrose Place — she admitted at the time it was a result of her laziness getting her roots touched up and couldn’t believe when people started copying it). I’m thinking people buy wigs with the dark roots to make it look more like real hair (i.e., see, this is my hair — I even have roots) because yeah, why would someone buy a wig with roots.
*top not talk
I don’t like that look. Not sure what’s going on with Cynthia and her hair. When she She first started her hair was always on point. This color is making her look much much older than she is
Yasss, the Bride of Frankenstein!!! Nene is scary enough without having to go the Frankenstein route…although it does suit her in a way. I don’t think a bolt through her neck would take away from her other unnatural procedures too much, and it would certainly draw attention to her, which she really seems to be needing 🙂
“I don’t think a bolt through her neck would take away from her other unnatural procedures too much, and it would certainly draw attention to her, which she really seems to be needing”
Holy shit! Hilarious!
When I saw Nene’s new wig I immediately thought of Bride of Frankenstein. It’s horrific.
Can’t wait to see it!!
You guys did not do that “wig” justice! It looks like an animal tried to climb an electric fence, got shocked and curled up on her head to die!
“Phaedra looks like ten pounds of sausage in a five pound sausage casing.” LOL! Oh my god.
Phaedra looked hot, bothered, and uncomfortable during that scene with Cynthia. I really want to know what happened to the self-proclaimed wordsmith? Cynthia’s #FactCheck made me proud.
As for Nene, I’m starting to believe she may be bi-polar. That or she is indecisive about her “role” this season. I guess she can only film with Porsha and Phaedra so many times without ripping her wig off. Not surprising that she walks out of the counseling session. I really don’t think Nene and Phaedra are going to sit through the whole reunion.
That self-proclaimed wordsmith is now a brawling cuss ‘bud’ (bird)
It’s the sanctified lady in her, that causes her to act dissatisfied and undignified.
“I really want to know what happened to the self-proclaimed wordsmith?”
Oh please! You know that so called Lawyer needs months in advance and Microsoft Word to write a rebuttal. Example: the vile reunion reads and talking heads her fans go crazy for.
That wig Nene wears next week is so ridiculous! Who is her stylist?
Great recap, I am a fan and new to the TT club.
Nene’s wig for the next episode has to be a part of rehearsal for the Broadway show- right? There’s no way she put that wig on as a fashion statement – it had to be dress rehearsal. SMH
I rewound and watched it 3x because I thought the same but from what I can see they aren’t sitting in a dressing room — it looks like they are in Nene’s house.
So — fashion statement.
I think this was the wig Andy was referring too when he mentioned a scene with Nene in Phaedra’s kitchen.
It *has* to be.
Yeah, and after Andy mentioned it Nene posted about it saying she tried new wigs and is now just going to stay with ramen noodles. Well she said stay with short hair, which to her is ramen noodles.
On Sun, Mar 8, 2015 at 10:11 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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No she wore a red wig on Broadway so it’s definitely not the same week it was something her stylist put on her. she should fire that person
I wanna tip her stylist! Thank you for keeping it comical, whoever does Nene’s hair!
Well look at that bravo, andy and carlos actually cut demetrias microphone on this week so we could hear her speak. I honestly have nothing for the rest of the ladies and even though I like Kenya I’m over everybody and the fake manufactured drama. It was refreshing watching Claudia and demetria in the salon because these are two new ladies we really can’t get to know because of bull$#[email protected] drama with the other ladies.
Also from the previews: Khandi crying real tears over the demise of what she thought was a real friendship and Phaedra answering her back so coldly gave me chills.
More horrific than Nene’s wig.
This should be an interesting reunion… If Phaedra is counting on Nene to be a loyal ally, she is in big trouble.
Yeah, didn’t she straight state in her blog last week that she and Phaedra aren’t really good friends, like just to clarify?
I guess I would want to make sure people didn’t think I was friends with Phaedra, either.
BH Wannabee you’re right. Phaedra posted her blog first and referred to Nene as a “good friend”. Nene posted her blog later that day and wrote “Phaedra and I are not close.” It’s the Nene/Phaedra “I don’t know her” debate all over again. LOL
Okay full disclosure – I never trusted Phaedra but I always thought that she cozied up to Kandi and orchestrated a “friendship” so that she could hang out and meet other famous people and it worked. She vacationed with Kandi and Fantasia, she gets to meet and hang out with Tiny (and probably TI) so maybe now that she has made her connections Kandi is no longer needed..
That’s a great observation. Kandi seems to attract social climbers or people who take advantage of her.
Phaedra did some TV work with Tiny well before RHOA.
On Mon, Mar 9, 2015 at 12:51 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Yes, Nene’s wig from next week! Is this some kind of joke ? Can this woman really look in the mirror and say yes this is beautiful ? It’s unbelievable how unaware she is . The camera people must laugh and laugh .
What in the world was porsha wearing ? It looked like sheanas wedding dress in yellow .sigh ! Terrible !
When it comes to relationships, kandi is too dumb for words, it’s a shame that she will probably ruin her marriage because todd is a nice guy who cares about her , those kind of men aren’t easy to come by.
Talk about unaware, what was up with Todd and his Abe Lincoln beard? Ew.
Depression will do that to you!
Marshall: I thought the exact same thing! And I think Todd pointed out his long hair.
I had a debate that porsha hasn’t actually started looking like a whore lately and its just that she has the implants and blah blah, but nah..she’s wearing a whore’s uniform from the hours of 9-5. Porsha has a new profession.
I have friends who are Actors. They tell me if the crew, who are looking at you on the monitor, do not tell you to check your hair (that wig) or your makeup needs adjusting (bearded lady) that is a version of payback. If they let you look like a fool…
Tells you how the crew feels about NeNe. Payback is a bitch.
Sorry, this posted inthe wrong thread. But you get my point
Well surely no one would be surprised at Nene walking out since she can’t take the heat. She would only stay if things were going they way of the delusional. On a more superficial level, why does Phaedra keep dressing that way? We all know Nene looks horrible and her stylist must hate her and get a kick out of making her look stupid but is the same true of Phaedra? The chandelier necklaces, everything up close to her neck to showcase the fact that she has no neck. It’s baffling.
Oh my God, that horrible porcelain doll outfit with the chandeliers and all that crap… WTF?!
We’re witnessing the crumbling of a Christian hypocrite. She actually looks like a voodoo doll. I expect somebody to start sticking pins in her. She’s really scary looking. The sights and sounds of the delusional is quite the spectacle.
Phaedra would have us believe that she is an angel of light, but she’s really a devil in disguise.
Well, her disguise isn’t very good, because Devil is seeping out all over the place.
Oh, and I really thought she was a Southern Belle! Where will I learn manners now?
Omg nene stole Mr. Heat Miser’s hair from Rudolph the red nose reindeer series. Wow…. Identical
Lol
I thought the exact same thing about heat miser
It’s a cross between the Heat Miser and the Bride of frankenstein. It is so hideous that I need to recover from the shock of seeing it on her head before I can laugh at it.
Nene’s wig for next weeks episode……….. no words!
Lol. This recap is great. Surprised everyone didn’t make more of Porsha saying that Peter has banged everyone in town. And that Bravo left that in the show. Makes me think of the blind househusband item a little while ago. While I don’t say Kandi is blameless, for Todd to say the prenup really bothered him causes a red flag to go up. Why would anyone wealthy marry someone who isn’t and not get a prenup not the least of which is every damn body should have one- not just rich folk. He’s being manipulative in trying to lay all fault at her feet because of that. Um, no, it only confirms that it’s a damn good thing she got one because he’s shady. Regardless of anything else, to be boohooing over that prenup should be very concerning for her.
I don’t think he was mad over the prenup itself. I think he was disappointed at how candy handled it. She didn’t even want to discuss anything…..it was just her way or the highway. I think he took it as if she’s not even willing to sit down and talk with me about it I don’t know what value do I have in this relationshipa. It’s pretty much the same way candy handle things with her mother.
He should’ve had a lawyer and negotiated the prenup. No one with any sense just signs the prenup drafted up by one side. Its usually a compromise of sorts. Todd should be smarter than that. I don’t feel sorry for him now. As a producer, he should be familiar with how contracts work.
@Saracastire, i don’t get your position. According to the show ( and at the time -even tho i never watched that wedding special- i believed that Todd & Kandi’s issues were manufactured ) Todd didn’t know that there even was a pre-nup until Kandi foisted it on him at the 11th hour. I don’t think he wants her money. So he signed it. He seems frustrated that she was high handed in the way she delivered it. Unless he called off the wedding postponed the massive wedding and allowed himself to look like a gold-digger in public he had to sign
In the end, Todd will not get Kandi’s money, but Kandi won’t get to have Todd. So, it’s a lose lose.
Clearly you must have missed how Kandi handled the prenup. He should have called off the wedding then. He seems to realize his mistake now.
On Sun, Mar 8, 2015 at 10:21 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Yes poor guy seems resigned to his fate. It’s as if he doesn’t know that he can leave .
He was damned if he did, damned if he didn’t. If he had refused to sign the prenup/called the wedding off, then he would have “proved” Mama Joyce right that he was only after Kandi’s money.
Now he’s stuck in a bullshit marriage with a woman who doesn’t know the meaning of the word “compromise” (the most important thing in ANY marriage). Kandi actually thinks saying “my way or the highway” is a “compromise” because the other person *can* just leave.
The time to discuss a prenup was when they FIRST started planning the wedding and it should have been OFF camera. Personally I don’t care if it’s videotaped or not — a prenup signed on the eve of the wedding should be invalid. Too much pressure to sign without enough discussion.
He looks like he checked out already. She’s gonna cry a river when he leaves. Kandi is really just self-centered. She just isn’t good marriage material.
Exactly. Kandi uses her money as a way of controlling people around her… Don juan, her best friend/assistant, her daughter’s love and loyalty, her man… the same way mama Joyce uses a relationship/love to control kandi. They don’t understand unconditional love, respect, compromise… they just know they hold power, that they won’t relinquish that power, and any threat to that power (be it someone challenging them in a way that has nothing to do with it) “proves” they are smart/right to hold that power and divy it out sparingly, as they have been.
When they end up alone and unhappy, they still will be saying, “good thing I got that prenup” or “good thing I never accepted todd.” Morons.
As a grown man, he should know the terms of the prenup should’ve been discussed before the invitations went out. You don’t wait until the 11th hour to negotiate or throw a hissy fit. He thought Kandi was more “sprung” than she was, that she would be dickmatized enough to let him pull a fast one. Kandi has seen enough good d*ck come and go to not let one walk away with her coins.
I think you missed the part about him not knowing what the prenup would entail! What would you have done in that situation? Peer pressure
Sorry I hit reply too soon!! Peer pressure happens at any age! Kandi’s track record is sketchy I doubt she has seen ‘good’ dick come and go because her men are for her to try out her sex toys! They are partners!
I think it’s ridiculous to believe the prenup is the problem. I always thought it was faux drama, but even if it isn’t, like someone just said – he’s a grown man.
It may have been the catalyst, but the problems everyone has pointed out are much more prevalent and deep seeded. It’s not like if the prenup scenes never happened, then everything would magically be fine between them. Perhaps it’s just symbolism for everything that’s wrong in their relationship; who the fuck sits there laughing while your best friends openly mock your husband? Repeatedly? My boyfriend would NNEEVVVEERRR. And I almost find it just as offensive that Todd doesn’t shut them down right then and there.
But If I understood correctly when she was talking about splitting the play profits, their prenup is really no different then any other – all her assets before the marriage will remain hers, as it should be, and the same with him — anything they make during their marriage is split with her not paying alimony. He’s still going to walk away wealthy. Why is that a big deal? Did he expect for her to split half her assets in the event of a divorce?
She handled it poorly, but so what, you knowingly played it to the world – if you’re really with the person you love most in this world then it wouldn’t be some tearing force that lingers for months afterwards. IMO.
That’s the thing! She handled it poorly!! There were other things too such as the living situation should they split!! The prenup wasn’t entirely fair but it’s the way it was presented and the things she said!
NO the prenup says if they work on something together they split the income but all other income is separate. It’s exactly like roommates. There were lots of insulting little weird things like if they break up he has x amount of days to leave her house. etc.
On Mon, Mar 9, 2015 at 5:19 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Not only that, but he finally got to hear all the horrible things that Mama Joyce said about both his parents. He directly asked Kandi if she had called her mom a prostitute, and she lied to his face. And Kandi never sticks up for him. No wonder he doesn’t want to have sex with her anymore.
Tamara is totally correct. Todd and Kandi were in a pressure cooker of emotions around prenup time. Todd observed that the behavior Kandi exhibited as unbecoming, especially of his future mate. He was also made poignantly aware of said mates real character. The same measure with which Kandi will hustle for you, can and WILL be used against you. We are witnessing the unraveling of a slapped together union. Kandi knew she could only hold her breath for so long and she knew in that moment she had him over a barrel… First time poster. I admire your work ethic very much Tamara, you are prolific. Kudos!
What Shay said. Yep.
Re: Porsha saying Peter is sleeping with everyone in town – Yes!!! I had to rewind for that, I thought I misheard. TT do you have any tea on this or was Porsha just talking out of her ass (which I wouldn’t be surprised and oh, uh, no pun intended)
To me, everything about Porsha (from her role to her Rolls, synthetic hair to authentic silicone, and all the way down to underground railroad she used to ride to school on) should be a non-TamaraToken-factor. Bye, girl, bye.
Co-sign!
LOL from the role to the rolls. Preach.
Exactly! I did the same thing- did I just hear what I thought I heard? Again, it’s no surprise if it’s true about Peter, but if it’s so flagrant, there must be lots of tea. I think TT is saying that comment was producer- driven. Not sure
I didn’t intend to imply anything about that comment.
Peter does work out of town a lot.
On Mon, Mar 9, 2015 at 1:36 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Oh that just seemed like a low blow. Usual bullshit… talking out her ass (hee hee!)
Once again, people, Todd was fine having a pre-nup. He just saw a really ugly side of Kandi when he didn’t blindly sign it. Her greed, distrust and money over everything attitude all were on full display, and he saw the woman he was actually marrying. If you watch older episodes of them, Kandi is so much sweeter.
And Todd did have a lawyer. Kandi just didn’t give him the proposed pre-nup until like a day before the wedding, making it harsh to have normal prenup negotiations.
THE WIG….I fell outta my chair lol Great point about how Todd and Kandi and how Todd adjusted just tolerate her. I was laughing so hard that production had to resort to filming Nene with a mediator because nobody wants to film with her Hahaha!! So fake of her trying to play the innocent one by asking all the girls to get together to meet and talk. Maybe he wants to mend fences so she can dump the Thot the unconvicted criminal and can be a part of team pretty?
Nene’s new look….it is what happens to Ramen Noodles AFTER they are cooked. Looks like she sprinkled the seasoning packet on it too.
Nene is actually tweeting that her hair didn’t look like that when she left her house but that *somehow* it looked like that when she got to Phaedra’s house.
Obviously she was caught in a windstorm & didn’t have the sense God gave a goose to check herself in a mirror when she got to Phaedra’s.
More like she got struck by lightning.
Her people MUST be making a joke of her. I just can’t imagine why anyone would let her walk around like she does.
Roflmao!!!
They get hair and makeup touched up all the time! Her hair was styled that way on purpose, and apparently Nene is smoking crack because I can’t think of any reason why a person would let that sit on their head. Or maybe she’s trippin on acid. Maybe she has lost most of her eyesight. Maybe her stylist held her at gunpoint. Maybe her stylist hates her. Oh wait, her stylist definitely hates her.
Or maybe she dictates what she wants to her hair stylist to do ,,Maybe her hairstylist is a nene rump kisser and won’t say “no that looks crazy and I’m not putting that wig on your head ” because she doesn’t and want to be fired . Maybe she cares more about being in the nene circle more than her dignity . Who knows this may have opened doors for her . ‘I couldn’t do it because I would say no to every wig she wanted.when it comes to working with celebs its hard enough (although some are nice ). Working with ghetto celebs may get you hurt so it may be easier to do what they say,
Honestly I don’t see how this show can go on !!! There are no real stories to follow!! The fact that they are now going to spend time in counseling to salvage friendships that were made for TV is just too much! Although sometimes the NYC housewives can be a bit boring, they are still more real!! Atlanta is beyond boring!!!
There was a moment at the restaurant where I saw a glimpse of the NeNe that is likeable.
This whole ‘Team So and So’ B.S. is annoying and will kill the show.
I don’t remember what the ‘likeable Nene’ looks like……
The Team deal is very Middle School, just like these women…
I wonder if Todd will break up with Kandi on TV or after they shelve this mess.
Can someone make a .gif of Nene stomping around like a jacked up rodeo bull in her see-through robe and heels at “Pillow Talk”? I die just imagining it.
Bwahahahaha! Only thing that makes that scene watchable!
“Jacked up rodeo bull”…. that’s a good description!
I have “that” ombré right now and my my hair appointment wed can’t come fast enough. It looks ridiculous. Sorry but after I read your painfully truthful ombre description … It’s like you were writing directly to me.
OMHair! I just laughed out loud when they showed Nene’s “hair.” I feel like I need to take a physics course to understand…
Ha ha ha! Defying gravity!
If Andy does not ask the question everyone wants to know which is “Who does Nene’s hair?” at the reunion, I am going to be disappointed.
Prepare to be disappointed. If Andy were to ask, Lenethia would say she wasn’t going to answer that, ask if he wanted to have his pants pulled down and his ass kissed, or maybe have a parade for gay Andy, and that would be pretty much it.
For real.
She’s such an evil bitch! And Gregg would chuckle and murmur something in the background, then Nene and Gregg would high-five at their cleverness.
In the scene with Phaedra, Cynthia’s face looked swollen and had little movement. Maybe she had work done.
Porsha is almost in her mid 30’s and she dresses like a teenager. I think she may have some mental issues.
Let’s not insult the teenagers of the world.I think we should call the way she dresses “advertisement”, no.
OMG I am on comment overload but this is killing me!!! Hilarious!
You are correct. I guess I owe the teenagers an apology. While I’m at it I might as well apologize to people with mental issues. No one deserves to be associated with Porsha. Well, except Nene and Phaedra.
Go Truthseeker! You’re a bigger person than Porsha, Phaedra, Nene, (and Kandi on most occasions): you can apologize. Wow. Was that so hard? Because the women just can’t seem to do it!!!
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You keep saying they get touch ups all the time. That’s simply not true. Only on the reunion is the stylist there touching them up. On other outings if they want hair and makeup they have to pay for it and the glam squad comes to their house before they leave to film. After that, they are on their own, you know like normal people who manage to keep their makeup and hair straight when out for the day/evening. They do not have hair, makeup and stylists in their wake everywhere they go.
On Mon, Mar 9, 2015 at 4:11 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Nice recap TT. Poor Demetria…she will never get a peach, just not interesting enough. Can’t stand Porsha but you gotta give her credit for showing up to every possible opportunity to be on camera. With the hot mess Phaedra’s life is right now, she really should have asked to be filmed less. Her inner ugly is out for all to see. Love Cynthia – hate her pink hat/sweater ensemble. She’s worn it before, someone should really help her out and just take it out of her closet. Nene is, well still a mean girl…with the most hideous purple lipstick. Feel bad for Kandi + Todd.. seems like she really has no clue about how to be his wife…and like others have said his eyes say he’s checked out.
I just don’t understand the logic of Nene and Phaedra fans, anybody can see that Nene is two-faced and hypocritical and Phadra lies constantly and she’s super jealous.
I agree i don’t understand. What is likable about either of them?
I understand why Kandi would be upset regarding Porsha and Nene commenting on her relationship with Phaedra. They both need to shut it to the up regarding Phaedra and Kandi’s friendship because they are extremely late to that party. I do not care that much for Kandi and not at all for Phaedra, but this attempt to put a wedge between those two by the other two is too much. Porsha really is a two faced “friend” to a person who tried to help her stoopid a$$. Kandi was the only person willing to give Porsha a legitimate job and income by giving her a role in the play, “A Mother’s Love”, after Kordell dumped and then divorced her. Despite the protests from Don Juan and her business team, Porsha’s ridiculous rider and demands, and her unprofessional behavior, Kandi still gave Porsha a chance to prove she has some talent other than twerking.
Kandi then allowed Porsha to be part of her wedding, because I felt Kandi possibly believed it would help Porsha and her new breast implants get more exposure and help advertise her career change to professional dater. IMHO Kandi and Phaedra’s friendship has become collateral damage from Porsha’s fight with Kenya at the RHOA season 6 reunion. I think Porsha is overcompensating and feels compromised by Phaedra because allegedly, Phaedra and Nene are the ones who put Porsha up to attacking Kenya at last years reunion.(Remember the snuff scene after the fight?) If it can be proven that the attack on Kenya was premeditated, and someone else was behind the whole fiasco, then I would expect any other culprits to be charged regarding Kenya’s case as well. I believe,the three musketeers will ride out this situation together and remain loyal to each other until shortly after Kenya’s assault case goes to court and is settled by a judge and/or jury. Only time will tell, but I want to see how this situation will unfold.
Your comment is on point and even Stevie wonder could see that the attack on Kenya was pre meditated by those three.
Very valid comment!!! I agree 1000%
OMG. Yes Yes Yes!! The way Nene was on bended knees covering Porsha’s mouth during her hissy fit she was covering Porsha;s trap so she wouldn’t spill the beans and Phaedra said something to Porsha as well in regards to a conversation they already had. When Porsha was reading Kenya before the fight she was sounding as if Phaedra handed her some que cards the night before the reunion, because Porsha was amped and ready.
TT, your take on the MJ and Kandi interaction is right on the head. MJ can make Kandi cry at the drop of a hat, and MJ still insults her. She gives Kandi a key to the house Kandi bought HER and tells Kandi the old house is really looking good, all without cracking a smile. I think the woman has a bad case of ‘permanently frozen fish-face, with a side of clenched jaws’. And Nene and one of her, “I think these girls ought to get together and have a “cancelling” session”, just blows me away. This is so blatantly a Bravo inspired move. She needs to have a cancelling session about those stupid looking wig choices she’s making. I couldn’t even finish looking at this thing. I will wake maybe when it’s time for the reunion.
I am so mad right at all of you because all your comments couldn’t prepare me for that tumbleweed on Nene’s head!! Come on people need to have a basic sense of what looks good and what doesn’t!! What is wrong with her?? Where does Porsha shop??? Kandi is a piece of work is there ANY hope for her??? She really feels that because she doesn’t choose sides that she can do no wrong!! Your husband is telling you about the issues in your union and you can’t even acknowledge your wrong doing?? I won’t forget how she conveniently lied about what MJ said about todd’s mom! I wonder how often she lies by omission!! Now kandi needs to be at those therapy sessions as much as the other ladies! I would think the biggest issue with her is that she seems to think that she is ‘neutral’ that everything they say is for her comic relief!! In a serious situation someone cackling like that is very annoying!
So many questions and no answers! Logic does not apply… this group is nuts!
That wig though lmao!!! She must have been riding in a convertible!! She tried to show the before and after on Twitter but I’m wondering if she knows how to maintain those dolly hair wigs!! They get hard and scrunched up after some time!
I’m sorry, janshell, there was really no way to prepare you for THE WIG. Other than telling you to cover your eyes. (And damn, we thought the straw man bowl cut was THE WIG! How can that be ouydone?!)
I refuse to believe that wig isn’t sculpted in that style with so much hair spray it could withstand a hurricane. And again, they get touch-ups all the time. NO EXCUSE. She thought that looked good and her beauty team hates her. But I’m loving her team!
@janshell, I believe Kandi thinks her neutrality will be what saves her. She can always say she didn’t have a hand in any of the fallouts, not even the ones she instigated. I hope sees the light at some point and bails.
I hope that Todd sees the light…
So ironic lol!
Cynthia needs a seat? Who checked Nene for calling Phaedra the ‘head doctor’…all on rumors? And Porsha throwing out rumors of Peter for sleeping around – she didn’t have the spine to tell Cynthia to her face and Phaedra….she has some nerve! Talking about someone’s debt when her husband went to jail not once but twice for fraud, stealing identities and cashing folks checks. Phaedra + Porsha need to take several seats!
Tanya you on fire with that observation!
And didn’t Porsha lose her condo because she didn’t make payments on it?
Everyine has financial issues… It’s kind of just how life goes. Lots are just honest people trying to survive, make a living or build a business. Some are stoopid people who can’t budget or don’t realize they have to pay for things, and still others are malicious schemes to steal innocent people’s money and defraud others in various (usually not genius-level) ways. If your financial issues fall in that last category (or your husband’s do), you probably should shut up about other people’s finances, their husbands, their lives, and pretty much not draw attention to yourself.
Just a little advice…
Yup! Co-sign.
^^^^This
LOL remember the Sheree fans who used to hyperventilate about the spelling of “lieberry”? They are back to inform me I spelled counseling wrong. SMH. RHOA has some of the stupidest viewers of all the franchises.
Last night was the first time I’ve ever heard “cancelling”. I said “WTF?” and backed up to play it again to make sure I heard it right. Now I know what you’ve been talking about all this time.
She says it every time. It’s worse that Bri May I tell you!
On Mon, Mar 9, 2015 at 9:47 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I know! I kept thinking she was honestly cancelling something.
Don’t they teach you to enunciate on BROAD-WAY?
I believe the correct (NeNe) pronunciation is BroaTway or Braw’way. It is hilarious to hear her speak her broken, butchered, pathetic excuse of the English language in that uppity voice she has taken to.
I’m liking Tamara’s perspective more than I like the actual show. Very insightful and entertaining. Thank you! I too thought the same thing when Porsha was ordering the food (clearly she’s not paying for it). Very tacky. I’m no fan of Nene but I thought Cynthia was really rude at the Mexican restaurant. I also liked how Claudia walked away from a conversation about Phaedra. I’m liking her alot. Why is Porsha still on anyway? If someone accused me of having an affair, I would simply laugh. The fact that Phaedra was gonna whoop Kenya with her purse makes me believe that there is something there even though Apollo is the shadyiest of them all. I can’t wait to see Nene walk out of the therapy she sought out. She is some piece of work……she can dish but she can never take it. Anyway, thanks for the chuckles this morning.
I should mention that both of them left the Palm with a ton of free food. PHAEDRA left a $100 tip.
On Mon, Mar 9, 2015 at 8:24 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I wish that Phaedra’s goon squad would keep housewives from leaving the second their flight instincts kick in. I am beyond sick of Phaedra and NeNe just taking off every time something doesn’t go their way. NeNe’s initiative for therapy is bullshit. She was already dictating terms.
The Kandi and Todd therapy session was the best part. Kandi’s view of herself is completely distorted. She did ransom the marriage for the pre-nup as if a post-nup isn’t a thing. Her whole wedding series focused on protecting her assets from divorce. As the series aired, details were leaked to throw Todd under the bus. Maybe Todd should have walked instead of caving in to the pressure and emotional blackmail?
So right @Graviax…Nene’s come-to-counseling epiphany was just to reclaim her Queen Bee status and get more camera time.
All I could say was Yes, Yes Get That Helfa!! I loved watching Phaedra squirm. I’m loving that her sham of a life is unraveling. Phaedra put Apollo on a pedestal when she first came to Rhoa, wanted people to believe he was some big business man ha! what lies!!!!
In my opinion this article had some truth and bias to it. I think Cynthia came in that meeting scene with both Phaedra and NeeNee very negative. Cynthia has gotten a voice but yet is fighting other peoples battles. Phaedra did “fact check” and only said Kenya offered Apollo fellatio. Kenya openingly flirted with that man. All Cynthia should of addressed was putting what was told to her on the table. Which she nervously did. You can’t be scared to spill tea which shows she should not have been pouring.
What and how did Phaedra “fact check?” “And ONLY said Kenya offered Apollo fellatio,” What are you talking about? Apollo said he was lying, and he apologized to Kenya. Phaedra is disgusting.
Cynthia did have on WAY too much make up – LOL
“Good Christian Women” apparently kick people’s asses on a regular basis… Attn: Phaedra! Queen of rehearsed attitude and fake persona: shhhhhh! Threatening to kick everyone’s ass doesn’t go with the Southern Belle thing!
That girl is unraveling.
Shit this whole show is unraveling!
The scene with Phaedra fuming in the car was hysterical.
On Mon, Mar 9, 2015 at 3:14 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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This ain’t the first time Phaedra got caught slipping — riding while cussing. *lol* That restaurant scene with her and Apollo earlier last season when they were driving off, Phaedra lost her s&^%yte in the car she forgot she was still mic’d up, she was cussing out Apollo over Kenya. #RealTears
It’s funny to me how Phaedra once called Porsha a pea brain without a bit of intellect but now she agrees with everything Porsha says. My how low we’ve stooped. What did Porsha have on? Felt sorry for Todd in counseling as their counselor is so biased. Whether production driven or not, I like the idea of these girls meeting for group therapy so props to NeNe. I also like that her therapist told her upfront he’s calling her out and not giving her a pass. But looks like she quits next week. When the heat is on NeNe and Phaedra bail real fast. I think i need therapy for continuing to watch this train wreck! Feel better TT!
TT,
I implore you to please print a picture of next week’s wig. Can’t wait to see it and read the recap. Would have truly enjoyed Cynthia remind Phaedra of her fact checking before vilifying Kenya.
When Nene’s ugly wig popped up on my screen, my first thought was “Buckwheat!” Not the original Little Rascal but the Eddie Murphy SNL version. smh.