I was thinking perhaps Reza’s whole Gay Ghandi thing might mean he was going to be edited as less of a prick this season. Well, that remains to be seen but people are not edited on Watch What Happens Live and he wastes no time in being a prick.
To be fair GG started it by talking about how the ring they showed on the show was not the ring the couple is currently using. It seems that something happened to that one and there is much smaller one in its place. At least that was the implication. Reza says he knows he will be uninvited to the wedding by the end of WWHL and GG is not being kind to the bride and groom either. It would appear that all of the rumors about Mike have resulted in pretty much no one speaking to him. I knew this back when filming was happening but I thought by now a year later that everyone had probably made up as the usually do. It would seem that did not happen.
Reza then goes on to rudely insult his BFF, MJ’s, boyfriend. He gags when Andy brings him up and says he is ugly. I feel the need to point out the person who is saying this has shaved the sides of his head while growing out some sort of Elvis high flip on the front of his head. The picture does it no justice. It’s hideous. Apparently, people on Twitter are saying that Reza’s hair looks like Kim Jong Un’s. I think Kim Jong Un will find that offensive.
Mike and Jessica’s wedding is supposed to be March 29th.
Reza talks about Lilly. Reza defends his dick move with Bobby’s jacket. Reza thinks everyone is awful and uncouth except for him. All glimmer of hope that he would not be a cunt biscuit all season is now gone.
Lisa Vanderpump crashes the clubhouse What is her motive? She was just there. After the break Marysol from the RHOM turned up at the bar. Lots of the ladies were at a Charity event for Ebola in NYC.
Reza says that his Dad is on the decline and he has dementia. He is grateful that they made up when they did.
Looks like Reza is still a douche.
I wrote Reza off last season when he called that cute Iranian guy a F** and fresh off the boat. How could he redeem himself after that?
That moment needs to be replayed over and over again to remind everyone of that Reza is, in the words of our Grand Doyenne of Dish, “a piece of cunt luggage.”
Ah, please……I agree but he has even gotten worse.
He should barely be referred to as a “cunt cosmetic bag” at this point.
More like a steamer trunk!
Is that worse then a, “cunt biscuit”?
I wrote off Reza when he called his life-long BFF a drug addict/alcoholic and brought up her past arrests all in an effort to kiss up to a newer, prettier, thinner version (Lily) and when that backfired on him (public opinion), he then turned on Lily with the same viciousness he previously used on MJ.
Yeah, that too…
Word! @angienc
One of my proudest Twitter accomplishments is getting Douche Nozzle Reza to block me. #IDGAF
Which makes me question Adam, Reza’s “fiance.” Unless there is some weird untapped side of Reza that we haven’t seen, Adam’s got to have Stockholm Syndrome to stay with this horrid man.
Some guys truly are so insecure they don’t believe that they ‘deserve’ better. Sad.
He reminds me of scheanna’s husband!
I like Adam too. In Reza’s case, I grew up evangelical and am gay and almost drank myself to death over it. I can’t even imagine what it is like to grow up gay in a half-muslim, half Jewish family, hear all the slurs about his muslim side by the grandmother, be abandoned by his father, all the while being exiled from his homeland and having his country of origin turn into a fahcacked theocratic state who executes gays for existing. I think Reza has a right to be as screwed up/confused and inconsistent as he is given his background. He apologizes and tries to redeem himself when possible. I love him anyway and I practically worship him for saying he was “down with what is going on up in that bitch” about the mosque in Turkey, and noting he was walking around freely in it as a gay man whereas Asa who actually is some degree of observant muslim, was, as a woman, not even allowed to set foot in the main part of it. I think we need to walk a mile in his shoes before give up on him.
Yay. Grats! 😀
Lmaohow many people have blocked you??? I never see the really value in blocking in someone unless they are stalking you! Just ignore them!
Well he really pissed me off last season with his “faggot fresh off boat” attack on that guy. If I was him I would have blocked me too. But overall I’m not blocked by too many people. I used to be a moderate asshole, but I chilled out a lot.
Lol!! Yeah I thought his attack on MJ deplorable who knew he could sink lower!! Talk about self hate on all kinds of levels! And of course Asa found some way to excuse his behavior! He was never sorry about what he said!
TT you didn’t even mention GG’s new HUGE breasts.
Andy also asked her to list ALL the work she has had done:
Tits
Nose
Lips
Gums
Botox
Fillers
Liposuction
Fat Injected into her ass
Hair extensions
I know and what do you have done to your gums?
I think some people who have tic tac size teeth have their gums laser-ed off to make teeth look bigger. Some people also have dark pigment gums.
I think she’s said before she had them lightened.
I thought she looked fantasitic!
On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 8:34 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I thought she was quite beautiful before… well, except her big mouth.
She should with all that work.
I thought her boobs looked ridiculous, she is too naturally tiny for them. They actually make her look fat IMO. No option on the ass implants other than I don’t remember her ass looking bad before? Need a good before and after on that one. Something abt her face looks a little more masculine, not sure what that is. Can’t wait to hear what happened with Mike and jessica and the ring…I loved all their inside joke giggling so I better not be disappointed! So glad this show is finally back on!!!
I still think she always looks like she’s smelling something foul..Even when my husband came in the room he said, “What’s up with her face?”
Her eyes are barley open…surgically closed almost. Way overdone. When she bent over and exposed her ass…I almost got sick. Vile human in many ways.
And she and Jax were (are?) fuckbuddies.
were
On Sun, Mar 8, 2015 at 3:26 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Eyelashes..
Rezza makes me sad to be a fellow homo. He disgusts me.
I thought he was acting drunk.
Those two were trashed!.
Andy and Reza are two peas in a pod. As close as biscuits and butter, both cut from the same cloth, two chodes in the same gloryhole.
They’re both disgusting human beings but some form of weird Bravo subliminal messaging tries to convince me otherwise and occasionally succeeds.
Ten Tamara Tattles Tokens to Psylocke
On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 10:33 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I was hoping for a couple of more analogies.
I always thought Reza must have been a former trick of Cohen or Ryan Secrest. Notice how there is like one gay man in all these Bravo spinoffs? That idiot Dallas one had the gay race car driver. It’s like Andy’s grindr ad reads “sleep with me and I’ll make a reality show about your friends”
Very well stated which is why I only read recaps and don’t watch anything from that crosseyed asswipe.
You are right on…Psylocke
Used to hate the “C” word…however, t seems to fit so well with your usage…it makes me laugh to tears. You HEALED me,TT. Cunt bisquit????Holy shit! Buwahahaha..rotflmao. And North Korea’s pride and joy..Kim Jung Un. Sooooo funny. Well, gave up weed for lent….but this provides viable flashback material.
I thought Kristen Doute was supposed to be on instead of Reza.
Twas a cruel substitution.
On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 11:55 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Je suis Kristen.
Je suis Kristen!
:)
On Wed, Mar 4, 2015 at 12:22 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Lisa spoke at the Ebola UN conference in NYC. Since she was here I guess they had her stop on the show.
that’s hysterical, at least to me, someone dripping in diamonds is going to speak at UN conference on something her net worth could probably cure if donated. These people kill me.
Lisa thing was not about curing Ebola. From what I understand, her thing is we should be nice to the people who live through Ebola and not ostracize them. Because Lisa is a very down to earth woman who is all about including people.
On Wed, Mar 4, 2015 at 6:45 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Awww, Bless her heart!
And it’s not as if Lisa doesn’t give a shit ton to charities already. Money, time, use of her spaces, etc. Like she really gives.
Lisa mentioned that she should’ve been the guest. I think she was annoyed that Pump Rules has its finale that day and none if them were on WWHL, including her. So she just dropped by to passive aggressively show her availability, and by his deference, popularity. She cracks me up, that one.
Yeah Andy didn’t even know she was coming. Lisa dropped by unannounced and production decided to surprise Andy. Reza was also muttering about being upstaged.
On Wed, Mar 4, 2015 at 8:53 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Well if it bothered Reza, I LIKE IT.
I’m sure he considers himself edgy, but I hope someone points out to him that he looks like Kim Jong Uns older brother. Throw in some Il(l) Jong Un.
I love when the people that only look at the pretty pictures self identify.
On Wed, Mar 4, 2015 at 2:23 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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LMAO I’m sure that was a snip at me but I don’t get it. Since I haven’t liked him since season 2…never thought he was attractive at all. He probably looked 40 in his baby pics. What did I self identify? (there are no pretty pics)
Barbinga, Allow me to help you out here. You didn’t READ the blog!
I have to agree about Reza’s look which he thinks is awesome! Worst dresser ever along with vagina mouth! I’m sorry if I violate any commenting rules if I did! Mike seems to be on a slow decline to a scumbag!! So much promise no ambition! Amazing what reality TV has done to their friendships which I don’t think was strong to begin with! They will carve each other in the back for sensationalism! Now GG had some butt enhancement which I’m not seeing improvement! Was it a pan before??
Perhaps you should read the rules.
http://s17948.p858.sites.pressdns.com/commenting-rules/
On Wed, Mar 4, 2015 at 11:06 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Sometimes I wish one of the commenting rules limited the number of exclamation points allowed per comment. Maybe 3, and really, that’s generous.
I once got an email from my gay obnoxious principal which I shared with a gay friend of mine because of the content. I don’t even remember what the email was about, I think I was probably still his favorite at that time, my friends response was, “Well, he’s definitely gay. Look at all those exclamation points!”
I don’t know why I thought about that… moving on….
On Fri, Mar 6, 2015 at 1:48 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I have no real comment of value to add here. I just want to go on record as saying Reza’s hair annoyed me . . . . wanted someone to call in and say that he needs to comb his hair. Yeah, yeah, I know but I can be that way.
And what’s with the stupid mustache? It’s not a hipster mustache, it’s an 80’s mustache. It’s not even ironic. This hasn’t been fashionable for 30 years.
You are right, he looks like Borat!
I think I would hate it way more if it were one of those dumb retarded overdone hipster ‘staches.
I’m not sure it is possible to hate it more.
On Sun, Mar 8, 2015 at 3:36 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Reza looks like a combo of the Groucho Glasses and that one dude from Digital Underground (humpty dance)
Did GG had to her nose? It looked crooked now and it was cute before.
I will always love RezA purely because of chocolate buttery croissants
Blooshter, I totally read your comment as “chocolate buttery cwwwwoisssann.”