The Dinner From Hell
Wow, it seems we go straight to dinner! But first Lisa Rinna fills in Eileen and Lisa Vanderpump. Yolanda wants to start the conversation talking about her daughter. Yolanda is trying to get the ladies to open up and talk about real things. Lisa Rinna is weepy. When Lisa was 6 her 21 year old daughter died of a drug and alcohol overdose. Lisa is worried about her own daughters family genetics with alcoholism. That was one of the deepest producer driven plots to try and get to Kim I think we have ever seen, and clearly it works. Lisa tells Kim she is sorry if she has come off as overly invested in her business. She just has a lot of traumatic history on the subject.t Kim looks at her with an evil, dismissive face.
Kim begins to go in on Lisa and say that she has been sober for three years and in three years her friends and family have never seen her like that. Lisa says she has seen her like that. Kim says that Lisa has gone around to everyone to discuss her. Kim shakes her finger at Eileen’s face and says. “you too! you too!” Eileen calmly tells Kim not to point her finger at her. Lisa says she is concerned about her.
Kim says she is concerned about Lisa and her situation at home. Eileen steps in to defend Lisa and Kim is jabbing her finger toward Eileen saying, “Shut your fucking mouth! I’ve had enough of you, you beast!” Kyle is already crying. Kim is pissed that Kyle didn’t defend her on the plane to Lisa. Kim makes fun of how Kyle curled up in a little ball in her plane seat. Kim starts in on Kyle saying that Brandi defends her more than Kyle does. Then she tells Kyle that Kathy would never act like this, she would have her back like a real sister. Lisa Rinna tells Kim that it is not okay to talk to people like that. Kim says “Oh really, why don’t you have a piece of bread and maybe you’ll calm down a little.” That’s interesting. I thought that Kim didn’t remember anything about the Poker Party night. Yet, she remembers being told to eat something to try and get her sobered up.
Yolanda tries to interview and tells Kim that when she talks to Lisa she has talked about her brothers in law and how Harry has only been sober for three years… and Kim interrupts and says “Let’s talk about the husband!” Lisa is ready to blow. Lisa lunges across the table and tries to grab Kim’s face. They have skinny tables in Amsterdam. I’m just saying. And then the water toss followed by the glass smashing on the floor. Kyle runs out of the entire building. I totally believe that is her genuine reaction. Brandi who has not opened her mouth once, tries to keep Kim on her side of the table. Yolanda is quickly by Lisa’s side. And scene.
Yolanda ends up taking Lisa Rinna outside in the rain to comfort her while Eileen goes to try to get Kyle together. Kyle is having a sobbing meltdown. Lisa Vanderpump is keeping a table between herself and Kim who is still ranting away about Harry. Eileen finds Yolanda and Lisa Rinna in a doorway. Kyle goes back for her hand bag. Kim tells Kyle to go off to her new friend. Kyle says Kim wants her to defend her but her behavior is indefensible. Kyle is still crying. Brandi is just standing there taking in the sights and sounds of her handiwork. Lisa Vanderpump finds the sanity doorway and she is crying saying Kim went way too far.
Kim is asking Brandi how people can be so mean. Because, delusional. And Brandi is muttering about having glass in her skin despite being ten feet away from the glass that was thrown. Everyone except Brandi and Kim are crying in a group hug. Kim is muttering that she though Lisa was going to choke her. Gee, I wonder why?
Yolanda goes back to the restaurant and tells Kim that her behavior is not okay. In the van Kyle talks about how she is damned if she does and damned if she doesn’t when it comes to Kim. She says no one knows what she goes through. Vanderpump says she does, she has seen it.
Meanwhile, Kim is still trying to defend herself to Yolanda. Kim is clearly high while she is talking about Lisa Rinna spreading the rumors about her being drunk or high. Um Kim, WE CAN SEE YOU! YOU ARE NOT INVISIBLE !
Yolanda talks to Brandi and Yolanda about how to proceed on the trip. Lisa Rinna says she will NEVER talk things out with Kim. Then we go to a commercial and return to Kim knocking on Lisa’s door wanting to talk. Kim starts talking about her children. She still is not making any sense. Lisa keeps saying her intentions were good. They both pretend that they can put it behind them.
They manage to have a lovely bike ride to the windmills. Yolanda runs into an old beau who lives in a windmill and Lisa Vanderpump makes jokes about the alternate life Yolanda could have had. I would think living with a nice Dutch guy in a windmill would be a lovely life.
Next the ladies go to meet Yo’s mom and her brother. We have met them before when they came to Beverly Hills. Yolanda says that even though pot is legal in Holland Yolanda’s family has never done drugs. Then Yolanda’s mother said she had tried the “spice cake.” I didn’t know hash was legal there. I would do that. I’m not a fan of pot. Kim decides not to go to the hash barn. The Lisas and Kyle seem to be the only ones anxious to partake. Eileen gives in when the space cake comes.
When they leave, Vanderpump tries to tell Brandi it was uncool for her to call out Kyle as the last person she smoked pot with on camera. The ladies with minor children were all trying to play it cool. Once again, anything that Brandi knows about these ladies will be put out on front street the moment she is not friends with them anymore. Brandi says everyone can say whatever they want to say about her but she can’t say the truth about them. She’s annoyed. Maybe she should have smoked. Brandi rages at Kyle. Brandi doesn’t understand that Brandi is drinking and acting like a shitty parent on camera on the TV show they are all on and that the world is watching. Thus her behavior on TV is FAIR GAME FOR JUDGMENT AND CONVERSATION. Stopping by at Kyle’s house and lighting a joint off camera and not as part of the TV show is OFF LIMITS and not to be brought up when someone says they are trying to set a positive example for their children. Why is Brandi too stupid to understand this? Is the peroxide soaking into her skull?
NEXT WEEK: Is More Amsterdam! Brandi calls Eileen a homewrecker and slaps Lisa Vanderpump in the face!