LOL We start with Apollo’s video he posted from the prison where he says he is about to “go asunder,” which always makes me wonder what he thought that meant during his wedding vows. And it ends with “you will be hearing from me shortly,” as if he thought he was going to do a podcast from prison or something. They really are milking this prison shit.
ROFLMAO. Phaedra is so full of shit. These fake ass security people. Taking the service elevator. She so wants people to believe there are paparazzi tailing her. Jesus. She has to flag THEM down in LAX. Now she is talking about “the headmaster” (giggles) at the boys school. Wait so she took the boys to school from the hotel with all the security? Jesus. Those boys are in some day care. The rarely go, they are with the baby sitters and the nannies most of the time. All the parents on that cul de sac go to a variety of schools and have tons of get togethers with tons of neighbors in the area. They go to all sorts of private schools. Nary a one has ever seen any spawn of Phaedra at their school. Headmaster. /giggle. This scene is hilarious. Waiting on the elevator by the high voltage door.
I don’t even know When this “return to the house” thing happened. We had another fake “return to the house scene” last week. How many times is she going to “return to the house?” I love the giant Phine Body poster in the living room. Phaedra is such a victim in all of this. She just wants to kill Apollo with her bare hands and then embalm him and cremate him and flush him down the commode. Okay. That’s not sociopathic at all.
Oh look fake scenes of Phaedra pretending she watches her kids.
A hilarious bullshit scene with a ridiculous “apostle” praising Jesus and sprinkling some water on the floor throughout the house occurs. Phaedra’s in her infinite biblical scholarship says that he has performed an exorcism. Lord have mercy this show is stupid tonight.
Todd and Kandi are both back in the ATL after their blow up in L.A. Kandi immediately starts riding Todd and not having sex with her. She suggests they go to counseling. I say if this is real, they should just skip straight to the divorce lawyer.
Kandi goes to Phaedra’s house. It is being paid white. There is a written bit of text overlaid on the screen as Kandi knocks on the door that says “Three days since Apollo reported to prison.” NO TRUE. The house painting happened three WEEKS after Apollo’s surrender date on October first. I blogged about it the day it was happening. This was a pick up scene filmed long after the dinner happened and after all the filming was finished. For some reason they thought we needed this scene. They also tried to explain away the missing pool table “three days after Apollo left” with some story about Apollo taking it out of the house. Maybe he took it to prison with him.
Phaedra pretends like Kandi showing up miked and ready to tape is such a surprise. Phaedra can’t keep her story straight about Apollo leaving. Phaedra lapses into Ebonics to the point that she has to be giving sub titles. Then she once again starts talking about embalming Apollo. This seems to be a theme with her. In Phaedra’s talking head, she gives the correct time frame, saying during the past few weeks when I have been going through my nightmare, I really haven’t heard from Kandi. That’s true. Todd took Apollo’s side and Apollo showed up at her place a couple of times before he left. Phaedra tells Kandi that Nene has been calling her every day. The whole “UNLIKE YOU” was strongly implied. Kandi’s reaction was priceless. Lot’s of “well isn’t that special” kind of comments.
Kenya and Claudia go to meet Cynthia for a wine tasting. What is with these women and their nasty sweet wines? Cynthia lets them know that Apollo was never on the run. She also tells them all the stuff that Peter told her about Mr. Chocolate. They play a retrospective of Phaedra’s lies. Kenya is a really good fake crier. There is no need for anyone to cry over this conversation.
Dinner is at Fogo de Chão on Piedmont. It’s a great place to go if you like A LOT of meat. Porsha and Demetria arrive together and Nene and Phaedra are the last two to arrive. I believe this will be the last scene where everyone films together. A few weeks later into filming, Phaedra does an event for a shady charity and Nene comes but has a fit and leaves after just a few minutes. Kandi doesn’t go to that event at all, so… as far as I know this is likely the last time for everyone, even Demetria being there.
Cynthia brings up Apollo and what he said to Peter. Cynthia is having a hard time getting it all out there. Cynthia says she doesn’t understand the need for some of the women at the table to call other women whores. Then she says that Peter told her that Apollo told him that you, (Phaedra) were dating some guy. Phaedra says she works every day and takes care of her kids. Quick, somebody tell me where she do dat at? Because that is not the word on the streets or even the word on her cul-de-sac, I’m just saying. Cynthia says Apollo showed people the text messages. Phaedra says well he showed us text messages from Kenya too and that didn’t happen supposedly. Oh no mam. We saw the texts between Apollo and Kenya. They were very neutral. Nobody was talking about getting spanked or calling anyone Daddy.
When Kenya accuses Phaedra of having an affair with Mr. Chocolate, Phaedra jumps up at Kenya swinging her pocketbook. Didn’t she say she was going to pack the Apostle dude in her pocketbook Now she is swinging at people across the dinner table? And Porsha jumps up to hold Phaedra back? Porsha is the one that loves to take things to the gutter. Can we talk about those giant wooden cross earrangs that Claudia was wearing? Did they protect Kenya from Satan jumping up and down with her pocketbook? So off Phaedra goes with Nene and Porsha.
Here in the south we have a phrase, “A hit dawg will howl.” Well Phaedra sure did a lot of howling! And can we please talk about that hideous white outfit with all the chandelier parts on it that Phaedra is wearing in her new talking heads? Did Nene’s stylist do this one? I can’t see Shun Melson coming up with that nonsense. It’s all very bride of Chucky.
OOH are we about to have a rumble in the parking lot? Everyone is outside together! Except it was just a bunch of jibber jabber.
Next week: Phaedra and Porsha go to The Palm and Todd and Kandi go to marriage counseling. Also, it appears that Kandi knew Phaedra was having her some chocolate. Cynthia and Phaedra meet and Phaedra threatens to beat Cynthia’s ass.