Come for the tea. Stay for the shade.
February 27, 2015 by tamaratattles 35 Comments
Come for the tea. Stay for the shade. Not for the easily offended. You're a special snowflake just like everyone else.
Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says
February 27, 2015 at 1:02 pm
That was my neighborhood. A little excitement for a change!! What did the senior citizen say to the llama named Fernando? “You look mahvelous!”.
February 27, 2015 at 1:09 pm
Black and blue. Final answer
February 28, 2015 at 12:12 am
February 27, 2015 at 1:16 pm
Hahaaa. I just said that to a friend. Between the llamas and the stupid dress color, maybe we aren’t as afraid of ISIS as they want us to be?
February 27, 2015 at 1:26 pm
We will never even know if ISIS is coming. But we will know every inch of topography of all the Kartrashian’s asses even if we try to actively avoid it.
On Fri, Feb 27, 2015 at 1:16 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
February 27, 2015 at 2:21 pm
Sad, but true.
February 27, 2015 at 2:28 pm
Sad that while other imp news here in valley of sun (Phoenix ) that yest tha damn llama was news and trending all fucking day!!!!!
February 27, 2015 at 3:07 pm
ISIS is already here, just 20 minutes from my neighborhood in Indianapolis, IN they arrested a man who allegedly had contact with ISIS members overseas…stay safe out there folks.
Lisa m says
February 27, 2015 at 1:29 pm
Omg I’m in el mirage! It’s my neighborhood too! Grabbed my kids and we saw llama drama! RIP Leonars nemoy
February 27, 2015 at 1:47 pm
The dress thing is a giant hoax. There are two images, one in natural light and one with light dialed all the way up so that the background of the image is completely washed out, as is the dress color.
Slate can bloviate about rods and cones all it wants, but there is no way variations in perception can turn black into gold without light manipulation.
What is this llama thing about?
February 27, 2015 at 2:20 pm
I saw the dress thing as more of a social experiment. People sure did argue about it.
February 27, 2015 at 4:35 pm
Llamas on the Loose: A Musical
Spoiler Alert The Black Llama Gets Captured First #racist
February 27, 2015 at 5:59 pm
I realize because…Arizona but where was anyone with a brain and a lasso when this fiasco began? If they had called the cowboy with the rope to begin with, this would have just been maybe a local story at best. With 49 idiots chasing 2 terrified and fast thinking llamas, it turned into the Keystone Cops and one of the big stories for the day. This definitely falls under the category of stupid shit.
February 27, 2015 at 7:59 pm
On Fri, Feb 27, 2015 at 5:59 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
Javan H. says
February 28, 2015 at 4:43 am
Also, two different pictures were circulating: one of a blatantly black and blue dress, then a similar/identical one that’s blatantly gold and white with/without Photoshop. Either way, the whole thing is stupid. So are the llama stories.
captain eel says
February 27, 2015 at 1:50 pm
February 27, 2015 at 1:57 pm
Is that Don llamon?
February 27, 2015 at 3:41 pm
Sorry, just snorted my coffee. Perfect.
February 27, 2015 at 11:37 pm
February 28, 2015 at 12:00 am
Don is NOT a lee mone…..grrrrrr
February 27, 2015 at 2:27 pm
RIP is right! We have lying liars on FOX and NBC, Disneyfication by David Muir on ABC, MSNBC and CNN have long been a lost causes and CBS is far behind with all their human interest stories. It’s small wonder so many Americans are misinformed and ignorant about what goes on in the world.
February 27, 2015 at 3:28 pm
That is a common perception ‘down under’ of Americans. Clearly the commenters here are the exception to the rule.
February 27, 2015 at 3:39 pm
Here at Tamaratattles we strive to achieve the level of accuracy set by our benefactress, aka: She who must be obeyed.
February 27, 2015 at 4:28 pm
We are global idiots with no idea how to behave in public or on the Internet. Seriously. We’re actually worse than the stereotypes.
On Fri, Feb 27, 2015 at 3:28 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
February 27, 2015 at 2:34 pm
Lmao!! Love this post
February 27, 2015 at 4:41 pm
TOA, Thanks for noticing tags! They take forever to put in long posts and I figured no one actually noticed them. 🙂
February 27, 2015 at 3:24 pm
Oh, TT, those tags! “idiots, morons, news, stupid shit” Perfection.
February 27, 2015 at 3:43 pm
CNN = Washington Post. HLN = National Inquirer. But can’t stop watching Nancy Grace blow a gasket every night.
February 28, 2015 at 12:23 am
All of you (above commenters ) have me dying and crying here with laughter! Those llamas covered a lot of ground, and the humans running after them looked ridiculous. Don Lemon used to be my favorite, but that was a long time ago.
February 28, 2015 at 9:53 pm
February 28, 2015 at 4:45 am
Look, I lost respect for Don Lemon as soon as he called himself trying to check me live on CNN four years ago. Then Blizzardmobile (a recent-model Explorer in a half-inch of snow) was the icing on the cake.
February 28, 2015 at 1:36 pm
February 28, 2015 at 4:04 pm
This was in 2010 during his old weekend evening show.
I can’t remember what the story was about, but at the end, he would turn to social media responses. Out of sarcasm, I tweeted something like “…sounds like a classic case of ‘reverse racism,'” with quotation marks, thinking it would be common sense the way I meant it. From there, he diva’d out a bit, “Uh…for the record…there’s no such thing as reverse racism…sooo…”
‘Sooo…’ I left him and his shock-journalism alone.
February 28, 2015 at 5:07 pm
Lemon hates black people.
On Sat, Feb 28, 2015 at 4:04 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
February 28, 2015 at 7:17 pm
Lol oh ok
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