So a funny thing is going on with Brandi Glanville, allegedly. We all noticed she had a ghost writer who had some writing issues over the past few weeks. I hope she is not paying her. Despite claiming to have a Master’s in “English & Writing” she seems to have missed the classes on punctuation adjacent to quotations. I know I hate quotations more than anything in the world because of all the punctuation involved. It is the worst part of covering WWHL and some trials. It’s tedious and slows down my ability to get things up in a hurry. But if I were putting someone else’s name on my writing, I’d make the extra effort.
So this person is also writing blog entries as a small gossip site using a pseudonym, “K.H.” She has written five articles for the site since beginning her Brandi campaign 11 days ago. Coincidently, all of her Brandi posts have people commenting with things like “This is the fairest article!” “This is the truest article!” “This is an accurate article” “Well thought out article!” “Excellent article!” It’s hysterical. The only comments not written by the author are slam the stupidity of the posts.
The post themselves are 1,000 word essays on Brandi’s “brand” and all of her accomplishments and how the other RHOBH have nothing going on and the show would be cancelled if she left. HILARIOUS stuff. Brandi is getting a bad edit. The other ladies are jealous. Lisa Rinna doesn’t know enough about Kim to call her an addict. You know, the same shit from Brandi’s blogs.
Anyway, someone sent me the link and the more I pay attention to it the funnier it gets. Clearly, I’m not interested in sending the site any traffic. You’ll just have to trust me that it is funny. 
So here “K. H.’s” Bravo blog for this week.
The prize for participating in the fun or awful day, depending on which Housewife we’re talking about, was a paid luxury trip to Amsterdam! Some of us had also accepted an invitation to David Foster’s charity event in Calgary. Not sure about the rest of you, but a trip to see Yo’s homeland with Yo is and was an amazing gift. Some people say, “Planes and yachts are not important,” but they don’t own planes or yachts, so we kinda know, to them, they are very important. Me? I am thankful for the Fosters’ generosity but would be just as happy riding old bicycles down a dirt road with a healthy strong Yo.
Some people don’t own a roof to put over their children’s head, we kinda know, to them they are not very important. Those who do own a home and have a husband rent private planes and yachts rather than buy them because they are not single and partying all the time.
On the dramatic side, someone poked the wrong bear. We saw Kim slowly learning that someone has had one-on-one talks about her private life with everyone on RHOBH–everyone, that is, but Kim herself. To me, announcing you’re “a nice person” isn’t the same as actually being a nice person.
To me, simply announcing you’re “a good mother” isn’t the same as actually being a good mother. And “someone ” tried to have a conversation with Kim but she was too high and combative to communicate. That’s sort of the point.
Yep, one new member of our little group is hell-bent on intruding, casting strong labels, making insanely irresponsible assumptions and stating them as facts, all over the place: on RHOBH, the Internet, to the media, and on Bravo’s WWHL.
Like that time one drunken member of your little group was hell bent on accusing people of forcing her to pack tabloids, and being bankrupt, and GASP! owning property in Calabasas and stating these rumors and assumptions as facts, all over the place, on RHOBH, and the reunion, and again today as “K.H.” trying to blame Kyle once again for slandering her former friends.?
Calmly butting into a stranger’s life with such a strong agenda and absolutely zero knowledge of any details of that life after only a few scattered social functions is a whole new level of crossing boundaries. Then, tonight, acting all wide-eyed, innocent, and confused at the results after doing so? To quote the instigator, “Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.”
OOOOOOHHHHH! This reminds me of that time that a drunken member of the little group announced on camera that another member of the little group that she hardly knew had used a surrogate to give birth to her children and then later could not understand why the enraged mother sent a cease and desist letter and while the drunken one played the victim.
On another note, or maybe the same note (boundaries), it’s probably not a good idea to announce your spouse’s previous alcoholism before he does it himself. But maybe he was OK with that, and I’m wrong. Well, in any case, sincere congrats on three years of sobriety.
I believe what that person did was answer a direct question honestly. I get this is not something you are familiar with. Then you took was that person said and twisted it to fit some preconceived idea you have in your air-filled head.
Kim Richards was a movie star when most of us were home watching her movies on TV after school and doing our homework. She’s been in this town a long time, knows everyone, worked since she was born, raised four children, survived Hollywood, sobriety, family, divorces, deaths, has more on her plate than all of us, and throughout it all, is caring for her terminally ill ex-husband with patience and grace. Sometimes you poke the wrong bear; that’s all I’m saying. Good luck with that.
Birds of a feather…lie and deny together.
So, on to Amsterdam. We’re taking RHOBH fans to the Netherlands. I can promise more drama and insanity but really hope you get to see some of Yolanda’s homeland, meet her wonderful family, and enjoy it as much as I did, when I could.
When you weren’t screaming at everyone (including Yolanda) for being a hypocrite. Which is hilariously hypocritical.
This looks hysterical! I can’t wait to finish reading this juicy crap later
I love how all the Brandi fans say the other women have nothing going on in their lives besides the show.
Lisa Rinna is a working actress with a clothing line who is married to a successful actor with two daughters. Eileen Davidson is an actress who works on two network television shows, recently won an Emmy, and has a child. Lisa Vanderpump owns and runs three restaurants/bars, has her own television show and has two children.
Now, that sounds like they have more going on. What else does Brandi have going on besides RHOBH and some podcast where she can bitch about things?
I forgot to add in Brandi’s defense that she does have two little boys. I’m just sick of the Brandi fans acting like she has so much more going on in her life and is more accomplished than the other women.
Two little boys that she only has half of the time. The other half of her time is spent acting like a drunk.
Out of curiousity I recently listened to her podcast and she had no one to call on air so called her father.He didnt have time right then to drop everything and talk on air, so she insulted him and her family saying she couldnt count on them. Gosh theres a daughter to be proud of
I honestly think her father is mortified by her behavior and wants little to do with any of her so called “accomplishments”.
I keep thinking about those little boys. I’m betting they will grow up to disrespect women since they have parents who obviously don’t. The dad cheated on mom while she was pregnant with the younger one . And MOM who simply has no respect for herself or anyone else.
Brandi also has her Unfiltered wine whose cork is in the shape of a tampon.
The shade she threw in this blog was unbelievable! She came off like a super hater!
yep especially the part planes and yachts… like we don’t know who shes talking about.
She’s such a jealous idiot. I also hope she realizes she insulted Yo b/c her vacation yacht was a rental too. Double standards! Dumb bitch.
How long did Brandi know Kim before she accused her of doing meth in the bathroom?
Hey are we agreeing about something? Has hell frozen over? 🙂
On Thu, Feb 26, 2015 at 2:35 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Ya know, I think we did. I like to think that somewhere a unicorn is shooting rainbows out of his ass over this rare event.
How long did Brandi know Joanna Krupa before announcing to the world that Joana has a smelly vagina?
Well that was judgey and labelly of her! lol!
On Fri, Feb 27, 2015 at 8:52 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I think what angers Brandi the most is the cast is ignoring her as best as anyone can ignore a two year old’s tantrum.
That is what really irks her. She provokes so the women react, if they don’t react then they aren’t playing her game, except for idiot Kyle. Kyle could ignore her or get over it, like she says Lisa should, at beginning of the season that is, but instead she gives Brandi the TV time she craves. Kim is learning from brandi just see her set off Lisa Rinna next week.
You know what else is a whole new level of crossing boundaries? Telling another woman what she can and cannot say about her husband — Lisa R bore 2 children for Harry, makes sure his dinner is on the table and picks up his dirty underwear from the floor — she can say whatever the fuck she wants about him without any comment from the peanut gallery.
I totally agree. Clearly Lisa R would not be talking about Harry’s addiction if Harry had a problem with it. Brandi needs to take her own advice & butt out!
I completely agree. Lisa R handled that question with honesty and class. Two things Brandi knows nothing about. She just looks like trash next to these other acomplished women. Her character reminds me of Tamera from RHOC.
That and she had to deal with Harry’s alcoholism and keep the house hold sane for their children. Addicts like Brandi and Kim don’t understand that their using only affects themselves.
We don’t know that Harry was an alcoholic — we know his brothers were and that Harry decided to quit drinking after he saw what happened to his brothers. That doesn’t mean he was an alcoholic. I was married to an alcoholic and I was *never* close to having a drinking problem. But all the crap I saw/put up with during that marriage turned me off to drinking and I choose to no longer drink.
Now I’m starting to feel bad for Harry. Fuck these ladies.
After that comment he made to lisa saying youre lucky you look good (something like that) when she didnt know which flower vase to use, I dont feel sorry for him one bit.he seems full of himself.however lisa admitted to creating a monster treating him as “the king”
I’d rather fuck Harry.
On Thu, Feb 26, 2015 at 3:34 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Lol TT but I agree with you
I must not have heard the same conversation that Brandi heard. I thought Lisa R said that Harry decided not to drink after losing 2 brothers to alcoholism. That’s a far different statement than picking up a chip and beginning a sober life. So all Lisa said was that Harry doesn’t drink at all any longer.
The old teacher in me will NOT die. Once and for all time, one rears children and raises barnyard animals. I cringe just a little each time someone says that they are or have “raised their beloved children.” OK, rant over.
Um, how do I put this delicately, peach… the whole raise v rear debate is considered archaic and either is fine since about oohhhhh 1950. 🙂
On Fri, Feb 27, 2015 at 1:10 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Yea, I would too, like 6 years ago, not so much now – it’s me the problem, he’s cute as a button.
Great talking points – love your blogs
Love this! Can you tweet a link to the drunk? No, not the pill popping drunk, the other one…wait….can you send it to Brandi?
Only if you want to get tossed on your pointy head to the window licker seats.
DO NOT SEND MY POSTS TO BRAVOLEBS. DO NOT INCLUDE ME IN YOUR TWEETS TO THEM. DO NOT MENTION ME. I AM INVISIBLE.
On Thu, Feb 26, 2015 at 4:02 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Whoa! I asked if you would post it to them, I don’t do twitter lol. But good to know your policy, hopefully my pointy head will be able to retain the info.
:)
On Thu, Feb 26, 2015 at 6:45 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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KH = Kyle Hater?
(I thought KH = Kum Hoover would be crude and inappropriate)
Aww don’t tell me Kathy Hilton!!??
no.
On Thu, Feb 26, 2015 at 5:48 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Karla Hoffman
Eh, Karla has pretty healthy point of view, unless something happened to her recently.
Brandi just cant get her lips off Yolanda’s and Kim’s ass. She really avoiding trying to talk about set up job against Lisa R and making Kim the fall guy. SMH.
Pot calling the kettle black in comparison to the blog (i.e. the Kenya and Claudia campaign!).
Brandi knows everyone is lovin’ Lisa R and is saying and doing everything she can right now for fear of not being asked back next season.
I just don’t think there is a way for me to dislike Brandi more than I do at this point. BTW I love Lisa R and think she has a beautiful family.
Hahaaa. Brandi blogging about boundaries. 🙂
Yup……Idiots without Boarders.
That comment made me snort! Perhaps you meant “borders.” Gotta watch yourself when calling someone else an idiot.
Yeah, right? I thought that was pretty funny myself.
Wait…
If you dont own something, you must really care about that thing?
Like I don’t own the books 50 Shades of Grey or Twilight, ergo they are very important to me?
So Brandi DOESNT own a house, so homeownership is very important to her?
Is Brandi really this ignorant? Is it an act??
I just read the P.O.P. (ty TT – Bravo should pay you! Without the P.O.P. most of us could not read /understand this B.S. some of these females spew!)
Does Brandi think viewers didn’t see the convo she had with Lisa R? She said it was obvious Kim has an issue and that everyone knew it ( I could have totally made this up- I normally ff through Brandi, even when the awesome Lisa R is with her:(
I think it is the ghost writer with the issues. You have to suck pretty hard to be more incoherent than Brandi, but this one does.
On Thu, Feb 26, 2015 at 6:04 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I always suspected that her blogs were written by one of the Twitter loons as they are made up of the same nonsense that Brandi fans obsessively post all day. After I read your article I jumped on Twitter and sure enough you were right! It’s kind of hilarious because the jealousy is making them turn on each other and essentially out Brandi lol.
I had never encountered the Brandi loons until someone pointed them out to me. They are just as bizarre as the Leann Rimes loons. I can barely keep my interest up in these people during their season let alone 365/24/7 like these folks. It’s creepy. That said the CREEPIEST Loons I’ve encountered to date are the Jimmy McNichol Loons (which will be here soon since I typed the name) one tiny reference to him (it was in relation to Kim Richards and that weird convention) and elderly harpies descend to inform me that he is married and that there is a line 299 loons deep of old ladies in waiting. Kidding not.
On Fri, Feb 27, 2015 at 6:02 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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The same Jimmy McNichol that looks like Howdy Doody?
OH God. I’m going to make you moderate comments. 🙂
On Fri, Feb 27, 2015 at 6:07 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Wait. Someone would actually even consider dating a has been who chews gum like he is trying to kill it?
Gross.
Since we are talking tweeter and such. I did like Kyle statement – no hatery, no abuse towards B.G. #getoffmyTV minions, I did like Mauricio’s – no comment on the nonsense. Leann gets such a beating on tweeter, I feel so bad for her, and I have been in Brandi’s shoes, meaning my x fucked everything that moved. Otherwise Brandi has no clue what a single parent does. Have sit – hide your face – you are offensive, miss B.#getoffmyTV.
The minute I read the delusional blog posts from KH (I commented on one of them yesterday but I don’t think it was approved… Shocker) I had suspicions that she was also writing Brandis blogs! This is bringing memories of Jill Zarin desperation where she made the alias to bad mouth Bethenny on Amazon reviews. Trying to convince people that Andy has put a lid on the other ladies from talking bad about Brandi because he loves her so much? Crazy train
My comments have been blocked, too.
And I was as nice as I could be considering I called her out as having a blindingly obvious bias and clear connection to Brandi. It never occurred to me that she has been ghostwriting her blogs, though. Crazy.
This KH person is a terrible ghostwriter. She should be fired.
I think Brandi is so super pissed off about the popularity of the two new girls on the block in Beverly Hills, she can’t see straight. That and the fact that she has an obviously lower I.Q. and substantial lack of vocabulary and class, which forces an idiot like herself to lash out at everyone she feels inferior to. She absolutely reeks of jealousy and desperation.
Maybe the ghost writer is trying to replicate Brandi’s errors, so it is not as obvious it is ghost written. But we all know, mistakes and all, the real brandi would do far worse.
Actually, Brandi does better. The ghost writer is a nutbar. She has a little squad of ghostnics and actual Brandi fanatics. They do nothing but post about her all day long. I have to go, HTGAWM is on more later. 🙂
On Thu, Feb 26, 2015 at 8:49 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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What is Brandi so busy doing she cannot write her own blog? I mean, seriously.
A lot of the housewives have said that they hate writing the blogs. I can totally see it! For us, we love watching the show and posting our opinions all over the Internet. I don’t think women get selected for the show if they’re such avid TV watchers. If you’re not into watching tv then it would be a chore to do it every week and then elaborate about difficult events that by now you’re finally able to get out of your head and not be upset anymore. Or maybe they’re just not good at writing. I’d probably want a ghostwriter too! Hell I should hire one for my comments here 😉
The writing is atrocious. What a hack.
I actually caught KH article today too, and I couldn’t figure out what show this lady was watching. Someone was definitely drinking the Brandi brand kool-aid.
She spends all day on twitter with ghostnic and random other obsessed Brandi fans. It’s very creepy. They talk about her all day with occasional shade at her castmates. They appear to be adults.
It’s very odd that when she started writing the blog, she also started pumping out posts that were essentially Brandi resumes/bios.
It seems Brandi is getting nervous about he job because two of the four Brandi stories were about how Brandi is not getting fired and she is Andy’s favorite.
On Thu, Feb 26, 2015 at 9:22 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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KH, my ass. There is one “ride or die minion” on Brandi’s TL, that disappeared lately, or I should say the intensity of vile went down – preoccupied writing blogs for an idiot? – I have a feeling, yea.
Now Brandi claims that she may leave RHoBH because she is working on a “secret project” with Leeza Gibbons and will just be too busy.
Sounds a whole lot like the delusional “I was playing a joke on Andy”
The thing that keeps bothering me about Kim is, she was SO proud to talk about her recovery and being sober. Shout it from the roof tops proud of herself and now it is a 180. With no accountability or even acknowledgment that there is or really was a problem, addiction. Like every morning she chooses which side of reality in the mirror she is going to live in. Mirror mirror on the wall…..
Haha I had come across an article by this KH. When I read it I wondered what show this person was watching, but this makes so much sense. Thank you for the info.
Hell to the no there is NO WAY Brandi wrote this. She’s not even that literate. Sorry Brandi, your cover is blown.
I wholeheartedly believe that Lisa Rinna has good intentions. That said, isn’t everything that Brandi is accusing LR of doing exactly what Brandi herself did to Kim during Brandi’s first season? She really needs to lay off the Xanax if she is going to try and villainize someone for the same exact thing she did to the same exact person; only Brandi had no good intentions & was just being a vicious cunt. Lisa Rinna must really make Brandi jealous.
I think I know who this KH is. She spends a lot of time on twitter and is one of the Brandi groupies. I would say they’re a cult of about 30 rabid fans.
Yep. I think it’s more like ten. KH has ghostnics that talk to themselves.
I’m home and doped up so here goes… I went down the KH rabbit hole. I saw where someone posted her actual name, my lortabs kicked in and I went for it. This person’s online persona had me rapt for over an hour. Her continuous tweets, obsessing at one point over Carlton’s cat who had acupuncture last season, are only to be read if you are under the influence.
I fell in the shower this morning and banged myself up really good and now my 17 yr old daughter has seen her mother in such circumstances that I know she will never be able to unsee, just as I will not be able to unsee the online drivel of KH.
Yikes! Sorry you fell! So glad you have a 17 year old daughter to scar for life though. And yes, KH is a wonderment of delusion and creepiness. 🙂
On Fri, Feb 27, 2015 at 6:57 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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The ghost writer is writing her blurbs for the Australian magazine. It’s like a paragraph long. Do you think the ghost writer gets paid or does it for the thrill of communicating with her idol? 🙂
On Fri, Feb 27, 2015 at 7:50 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Brandi an idol? She’d make a good voodoo doll.
you see TT, I was ready to assign the quarter of the “column” to B. – so f*d up – I was ready to give it to her, really. I don’t think I’ve seen a word longer than 3 syllabi there.
Oy, are you ok?
I just entered the rabbit hole…. Holy… the woman is a loony! The best gem I found is a picture of her labeled “(full name) in her modeling days” it’s only 10am here and I know that’s going to be the biggest laugh I have all day!
Maybe there’s a women’s bowling league in her town that she could join. She would feel important wearing the matching jackets and I bet she would wear hers everywhere. Even to church so they KNOW she belongs to something.
Now I want to find the ghost writer…off to search. Be back