So a funny thing is going on with Brandi Glanville, allegedly. We all noticed she had a ghost writer who had some writing issues over the past few weeks. I hope she is not paying her. Despite claiming to have a Master’s in “English & Writing” she seems to have missed the classes on punctuation adjacent to quotations. I know I hate quotations more than anything in the world because of all the punctuation involved. It is the worst part of covering WWHL and some trials. It’s tedious and slows down my ability to get things up in a hurry. But if I were putting someone else’s name on my writing, I’d make the extra effort.
So this person is also writing blog entries as a small gossip site using a pseudonym, “K.H.” She has written five articles for the site since beginning her Brandi campaign 11 days ago. Coincidently, all of her Brandi posts have people commenting with things like “This is the fairest article!” “This is the truest article!” “This is an accurate article” “Well thought out article!” “Excellent article!” It’s hysterical. The only comments not written by the author are slam the stupidity of the posts.
The post themselves are 1,000 word essays on Brandi’s “brand” and all of her accomplishments and how the other RHOBH have nothing going on and the show would be cancelled if she left. HILARIOUS stuff. Brandi is getting a bad edit. The other ladies are jealous. Lisa Rinna doesn’t know enough about Kim to call her an addict. You know, the same shit from Brandi’s blogs.
So here “K. H.’s” Bravo blog for this week.
The prize for participating in the fun or awful day, depending on which Housewife we’re talking about, was a paid luxury trip to Amsterdam! Some of us had also accepted an invitation to David Foster’s charity event in Calgary. Not sure about the rest of you, but a trip to see Yo’s homeland with Yo is and was an amazing gift. Some people say, “Planes and yachts are not important,” but they don’t own planes or yachts, so we kinda know, to them, they are very important. Me? I am thankful for the Fosters’ generosity but would be just as happy riding old bicycles down a dirt road with a healthy strong Yo.
Some people don’t own a roof to put over their children’s head, we kinda know, to them they are not very important. Those who do own a home and have a husband rent private planes and yachts rather than buy them because they are not single and partying all the time.
On the dramatic side, someone poked the wrong bear. We saw Kim slowly learning that someone has had one-on-one talks about her private life with everyone on RHOBH–everyone, that is, but Kim herself. To me, announcing you’re “a nice person” isn’t the same as actually being a nice person.
To me, simply announcing you’re “a good mother” isn’t the same as actually being a good mother. And “someone ” tried to have a conversation with Kim but she was too high and combative to communicate. That’s sort of the point.
Yep, one new member of our little group is hell-bent on intruding, casting strong labels, making insanely irresponsible assumptions and stating them as facts, all over the place: on RHOBH, the Internet, to the media, and on Bravo’s WWHL.
Like that time one drunken member of your little group was hell bent on accusing people of forcing her to pack tabloids, and being bankrupt, and GASP! owning property in Calabasas and stating these rumors and assumptions as facts, all over the place, on RHOBH, and the reunion, and again today as “K.H.” trying to blame Kyle once again for slandering her former friends.?
Calmly butting into a stranger’s life with such a strong agenda and absolutely zero knowledge of any details of that life after only a few scattered social functions is a whole new level of crossing boundaries. Then, tonight, acting all wide-eyed, innocent, and confused at the results after doing so? To quote the instigator, “Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.”
OOOOOOHHHHH! This reminds me of that time that a drunken member of the little group announced on camera that another member of the little group that she hardly knew had used a surrogate to give birth to her children and then later could not understand why the enraged mother sent a cease and desist letter and while the drunken one played the victim.
On another note, or maybe the same note (boundaries), it’s probably not a good idea to announce your spouse’s previous alcoholism before he does it himself. But maybe he was OK with that, and I’m wrong. Well, in any case, sincere congrats on three years of sobriety.
I believe what that person did was answer a direct question honestly. I get this is not something you are familiar with. Then you took was that person said and twisted it to fit some preconceived idea you have in your air-filled head.
Kim Richards was a movie star when most of us were home watching her movies on TV after school and doing our homework. She’s been in this town a long time, knows everyone, worked since she was born, raised four children, survived Hollywood, sobriety, family, divorces, deaths, has more on her plate than all of us, and throughout it all, is caring for her terminally ill ex-husband with patience and grace. Sometimes you poke the wrong bear; that’s all I’m saying. Good luck with that.
Birds of a feather…lie and deny together.
So, on to Amsterdam. We’re taking RHOBH fans to the Netherlands. I can promise more drama and insanity but really hope you get to see some of Yolanda’s homeland, meet her wonderful family, and enjoy it as much as I did, when I could.
When you weren’t screaming at everyone (including Yolanda) for being a hypocrite. Which is hilariously hypocritical.