Lisa tweeted before the show began that she was full of piss and vinegar. So that gives me hope this might be a good show. Also, Lisa was photographed being carried over a snow bank into the building to film. It’s all over the tabloids today. This Morning Wendy Williams threw some shade at Andy by putting up the picture saying Lisa was in town “for something.” She went on to point out that Lisa was wearing heels and no coat and if she was local she would know to wear her Uggs inside and then change shoes. I guess this feud has NOT been put to rest. Um, why would someone from L.A. need Uggs? Side note: Don’t you hate when Californians wear Uggs and scarves and knit hats in summer with shorts? What is up with that? I bet those knit hats hold in their hippie smells (patchouli and weed). Ew. Just EW.
Okay my stupid Charter DVR needs like a rest between taping shows so if you tape two things at 10 pm then whatever you tape at 11 is “clipped.” Because, Charter. So I missed the first minute but the deal is that it is Dakota Fanning’s 21st Birthday and for some reason at the bar there is both an ice sculpture of Giggy and some sort of Frat boy theme with a topless male bartender and jello shots. It’s basically something out of one of Andy Cohen’s wet dreams.
Andy talks about Steve Tyler kissing Kyle on stage and goes on to make all sorts of comparisons about Lisa and Stephen. Lisa takes it all in good fun. Then he gets right into the weirdness between Kim and Lisa on the plane. Andy asks if she regrets getting involved with the whole situation with Kim. Lisa lets out a string of expletives so long I can’t decipher them. Then she says she doesn’t regret because she was truly concerned, and still is concerned and she came from a good place at all times.
Andy shows a clip from next week where Brandi goes off on everyone because they can say whatever the want to about her but she can’t say the truth about them. She somehow implies Kyle is a bad mother. Kyle says she has never said that Brandi is a bad mother. (BTW this scene was filmed after everyone has smoked pot/hash and the bar) Brandi screams in frustration saying they are all a bunch of hypocrites and storms off.
After that clip, Andy plays plead the fifth with Dakota. The first question is if there could only be 6 housewives who would you get rid of? She says Brandi. And suddenly Dakota has a lot of new fans. Andy says why? She says, “She is just a little aggressive for me on the show.” You can say it Dakota, she’s a cunt.
After one of the games Keith, the hot yoga instructor from the scenes with Yolanda and Brandi comes out to give them their prizes. Now THAT is a birthday present! Except now that I have watched him walk, sadly he is gay. And a bottom. Fantasy ruined.
Questions for Lisa:
Do you have any regrets from the season? No, I really don’t. Even when I do things that I’m not proud of doing, I own it and no regrets. Lisa just found out there was a poll question and she is not happy. Andy however is thrilled.
What is the most surprising thing about being on the show? The level of deflection and projection is the most surprising thing.
A caller congratulations Lisa on filming her first reunion. Lisa says, “Thank you, I survived and I didn’t go to prison.” The caller asks, If you could describe the reunion in three words what would they be? ” Oh I don’t know if I can say them because they would all be cuss words. No, it was really an intense day, it was like the weirdest roller coaster ride on the planet. I really don’t know how to describe it. It was very emotional. ” Andy chimes in to say It was the most emotional reunion in the five years of the franchise.
What is the most shocking behind the scenes hookup on Melrose Place? She thinks a minute and has a great answer but she can’t say .
Poll Question: Whose side are you on? Kim or Lisa? Lisa won by 83%
They ended doing an ice luge ( I guess that is what the ice Giggy was for) . It was a cute show and Andy seemed to like Lisa.