Four months ago, Brandi Glanville was flashing her lady parts and acting like a whore on Steve Harvey and he saw a ratings draw so he had invited her back to be her trashy, classless self once again. The video about is just a taste of what you missed. A lot of this is as put on as the vocal fry so popular in Southern California. I get that. But why would a mother go on TV and act like a whore with no filter over and over and over again. I’m starting to think LeAnn doesn’t even want those boys. Which is sad because someone needs to raise them.
Last time that Brandi was there, Steve would not let her date either of the men she picked. He is back to try again. Did you know Brandi has an app where you can block yourself from contacting certain people when you are drinking? I need an app that keeps me from drunk emailing. Can someone get me one of those? We should be safe until Easter for that.
They talk about Celebrity Apprentice Steve asks if they have made up. Brandi says, “No, but I think you need to set her up because she needs love more than anyone I’ve ever met in my life!” Steve says she fought with everybody this season on RHOBH, he wants to know why? She says, ” They fought with me! I think they all sit around pretending to be perfect and it’s an easy bandwagon to jump on so they come after me and I fight back! ” Brandi needs to sell T-Shirts that say “It wasn’t me!”
Steve asks what Lisa Rinna is like. Brandi says, ” I don’t really know because I feel like she is always playing a character of her. I got along really well with Lisa throughout the entire season, and now she is doing press ripping me apart. So I dunno? I dunno who she is!” Could someone please direct me to the press Lisa is doing where she rips Brandi? Sounds like a fun read if such a thing exists.
Steve says you are known to be a little rough around the edges… Brandi says ” I just went to high school, like you. Public.” So why doesn’t she have the decorum that Steve Harvey has? Steve is going to try to give her some sort of training by having her go on a practice date in his on stage dating lab.
He date Eduardo is HOT and he is Cuban. Brandi loves her some Cuban. Steve asks what she would like to ask Eduardo. Steve was hoping for something like what do you do for a living, I presume. Brandi asks,”Eduardo would you like to have some wine?” I would mock her for this but I would have probably asked, “Eduardo, do you perhaps own a flogger?” So I may be at this point more whorish than Brandi. What? He’s hot!
Her second question is ” Can you tell me something is Spanish that is a really sexy thing to say?” Steve makes his disappointed face and the audience groans. The dude said something and I need a shower. BRB.
Brandi goes on to asking about animals, “Do you have any animals? Like cats or dogs not like gerbils…” Steve inquires about the gerbil comment and Brandi explains that men should not have gerbils as pets… We move on to the clip above about the cats. He is not hot enough to be a cat person. My lust is gone. You need to watch the video to see the “rap” Brandi did. And on that note, Steve grabbed the wine and walked off the set.
I don’t blame him.