Urethra asked for an Oscars post to chat about fashion and the show tonight. There is no Real Housewives of Atlanta tonight so you might as well join us. The red carpet has already begun on E! and the celebrities are trickling on to the carpet! I didn’t think the show would start until six.
I’m making foie gras stuffed quail with grilled peached and tomatoes (and a couple teeny tators sshh not supposed to be in there) for my Oscars dinner. Newsflash: I don’t know how to make quail. I’ve never even eaten quail but everything smells really good!
I better get back in the kitchen! Hopefully UF will be here soon to host the Tamara Tattles red carpet! I’ll be back ASAP! I will add some pictures if I get the chance.! Tell me what you think of the fashions!
I HAVE DECIDED WHO HAD THE PRETTIEST GOWN! CLICK THOUGHT TO SEE!
I’ve made chili with a spicy chicken parm sausage and a lemon pudding cake that will have blueberry macerated with lemon. I’m so in. And do we really need another Cinderella movie?
Wow! You be serious. I already had some homemade vegetable beef soup and no knead bread. I think I’ll throw a bowl of choc-van-straw ice cream into the mix and vodka tonics with lemon, of course.
As long as Richard Madden is Prince Charming they can keep on making them.
Actually Into the Woods, was an excellent movie! LOVED LOVED Merle Streep as the wicked witch!
I made pot au feu and homemade sour dough bread. Saved the broth and chicken for other meals. Salad, horseradish sauce, mustard, and cornicions for sides. Green beans and new potatoes too.
Well, Imma about to have an epileptic seizure trying to watch my TV that has decided to flicker non-stop, but I can still see enough to judge. I have seen none of the movies, as usual, but I hope Micheal Keaton wins, because, Michael Keaton! I know it wasn’t nominated or an Oscar, but remember how adorable he was in “Mr. Mom”?
Birdman was such a poke at Batman, but in a truly funny way
I hated it. I thought Michael Keaton was amazing, but I did not like the movie. Clearly, I’m out of step.
My Red carpet watching inventory:
Wearing my boxers.
Several packages of Twizzlers.
2 bags of spicy chicharonnes.
UF,
OMG!!! I LOVE twizzlers!!! I bite off both ends and use it as a straw for my diet coke.
TT,
WOW!!! That is an ambitious dish! You must be quite the chef!!!
I didn’t watch the Oscars. And from what I have read i am glad I missed it. I did not think there was a single amazing gown, but I thought Patricia Arquette looked terrible and Kerry Washington had to be kidding with that dress. Why is JLo always there?
THANK YOU! Nobody ever answers when I ask that question. Why IS JLo always there??? And she was sitting on the front row dead center.
I kinda like JLo but she has no business at the Oscars, and if she blows someone for a ticket it should be well behind all the nominees.
On Tue, Feb 24, 2015 at 9:46 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Anna Kendrick gown is a pretty BRIDEMAY dress. The color is ike an unripe watermelon. Her assistant obviously didn’t have a steamer in the car.
That’s fitting because half the women are dressed like brides this year.
Wolfgang Puck is fucking w/ all them hungry bitches dragging that food cart down the #ERedCarpet. Eat something skinny bitch! Throw up later
I bought cooked cold shrimp (peeled) with dip and a ready made caesar salad, both from Costco. Okay, now that I wrote that, I am hungry. Going downstairs to watch the gowns and eat shrimp!
Who is that? Gina Rodriguez who da fuck? Cleary 2 early for real stars. Nuh-Ah at whatever she’s wearing. Oh it’s a green eco-friendly gown. #ERedCarpet #NoWonder it’s ugly.
My aunt started me on this fabulous idea of inviting a few friends over. We all bring a gift for a gift bag and an appetizer. Then sit back and enjoy the show with our OSCAR voting cards. We are not serious about it, I haven’t seen any of the movies. None of usually see them. Our votes are complete guesses. We loved Ellen last year and cannot wait for Patrick. ooooh Dakota J’s dress is smashing.
My housemate is so FUCKING CRUEL. She cleaned out the ice maker, & I AIN’T GOT NOT ICE FOR MY COCKTAIL!!!! This bitch never cleans shit & she decides to clean the ice maker receptacle today????? #FUCKFUCKFUCK
You were robbed. That is a serious offense and is worthy of a wicked retaliation. I’m thinking replace her regular coffee with decaf.
Skinny girl jokes about YOU KNOW WHO that works for E won’t be tolerated. But chubby jokes are perfectly acceptable for Ross Matthew. He’s got on a nice blue tux. #BlueBerryFairy
So we can’t say the bitch needs to eat a sandwich? Or if Ross is the blueberry Fairy she’s the strawberry pop tart? Or that when she turns sideways we can’t see her?
Damn you’re no fun. But okay.
On Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 6:48 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Actually those are funny, but something is clearly wrong with her. So making fun of her is not fun to me.
What do we think of Guiliana’s look tonight? I can’t tell for sure with all the blinking my TV is doing, but she looks like she is still scary thin. That skin tight dress just accentuates it, which, I guess is what she wants to it to do. Her arms look like strings attached to bones. I haven’t liked her hair since she cut it from long, but tonight it looks better than that severe straight blond do she had before.
Oops. I guess my comment won’t be tolerated, but it’s not really a joke, per se.
LOL it’s really cute if anyone thinks that I have any authority here. I’m just the intern. 😛
My husband likes skinny girls, I’m a skinny girl (110 lbs, 5’5″), and I eat whatever I want ( haters gonna hate)…. He caught a glimpse of Her and said omg something is way wrong, she needs to see a dr. I concur, hope she gets help.
Rapper COMMON from movie “Selma” has a handsome velvet jacket tux by Prada. The color is smokey gray/black?? Or is it navy? Whenever he moves it changes color. I like it a lot. #ERedCarpet
Hate. I said I wanted a white Persian cat to walk all over him.
LOL of course you would.
I love Velvet jackets in seasonal appropriate places. I don’t think LA is right for velvet.
Apparently it’s begun raining there. So that velvet should hold up well.
I hope alien bug faced Ghoulina melts.
In Glendale–over the mountain from Hollywood. It’s raining and cold…okay cold by Los Angeles standards. We are wimps.
Karl Lagerfeld custom made that dress for Julianna Moore that put a band of detail around the widest part of her hips????
On Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 7:11 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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He and John Legend just won an
Oscar under their government names Lonnie Lynn and John Stevens. I swear I didn’t know who they meant when they announced those names but the 2 of them headed for the stage. Good for them. I’m glad they won.:-)
I would personally love to feed stupid fat ugly kelly osbourne face first into a woodchipper.
Sure we can mock the fat asses, but SKELETOR gets a fucking pass.
Haters…/sucks the foie gras off muh little quail body. If Guiliana needs a bone transplant, I gots some just her size.
On Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 7:02 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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You KNOW that no one is immune to my scorn. I have made fun of Ghoulina and called her alien bug face before she got ‘rexic. So I’d really be a hypocrite to stop now. I’m no hypocrite.
Oh my lord!!! That is the funniest thing I’ve read!!
Gurl do your THANG. I usually quietly agree with you and laugh at your mad skills of making people crazy around herrre!
Will. I. AM. looks like a damn idiot. PJ’s/raggedy Tux jacket/Train Conductor look? #WTF? #ERedCarpet
I have things to say and I’m not finished reading here! I love the red dress the Rosamund chick from Gone Girl is wearing. Best look ever.
Ryan’s interview with Kevin Hart was very awkward.
I forgot all the other stuff I wanted to say.
Quail is tasty!
On Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 7:02 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Didn’t she have a baby like 5 minutes ago?? She looks amazing. I don’t know if it’s my fav outfit yet but she looks beautiful. I first noticed her a few years ago in a great film, “An Education” with Carey Mulligan-she had small part but she’s hard not to notice.
i loved rosamund pike’s dress except the scalloped lacy looking embroidered hem on the neckline. she had a kid not long ago, & that dress showed her fab shape off beautifully. the shoes were pretty but made her feet look deformed.
I saw him and said he looks like a prison escapee masquerading as a train conductor. Great minds think alike.
Kevin Hart looked ridiculous in the little white tux. Lupita…slayed! Beautiful. Bow down bitches
Tim McGraw is not wearing his cowboy hat aka bald head cover & wore his “new hair” instead. He’s so dang skinny I didn’t even notice Faith Hill. Dudes with ZERO body fat are FREAKS!
I THOUGHT WE WEREN’T ALLOWED TO MAKE FUN OF THE SKINNY FREAKS!
On Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 7:15 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I think I’m gonna BAN you for riding my ass tonight. Imma flip flopper and that’s OK!
Faith Hill looks like she’s one tat away from the oven at Aushwitz.
I thought her face looked good. She’s aging gracefully compared to Nicole Kidman.
I didn’t even recognize Nicole Kidman. I was trying to figure out how that stupid red belt got on such an interesting dress. I wondered who the old woman was until they told me.
On Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 8:29 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Very few women can wear super short hair…Halle Berry, Winona Rider, Audrey Hepburn, but Faith Hill cannot. She is way to tall, and her face is too angular to pull that look off.
I couldn’t recognize him. He looks emancipated. Where did all his sexy muscles go?
Both Faith Hill and Tim McGraw looked emaciated. That huge black cowboy hat he wore during the song was ridiculous.
Adam Levine who is gorgeous and his wife looked delicious
Did Lol tumble out of the wreck car and come to the red carpet? Yuck
I don’t much care about these awards. I’ve seen some amazing movies this year that were not nominated: St Vincent, Love is Strange, several others. I just want to see Sally Kirkland’s annual insane appearance.
*Khloe*
Kloe Kardashian looks like she is wearing a giant chocolate heart leftover from a giant’s Valentine’s Day.
I don’t watch the awards show but I love the red carpet
Margo Robbie is giving me MIchelle Pfieffer from SCAREFACE realness with that blunt haircut and her Penthouse Pet looking necklace. Yes I know what a Penthouse Pet of of the month necklace looks like.
I think she explained that it has a royal history or something. Looks like a curtain cord to me. ::shrug::
It’s a money necklace. Looks good from afar but a mish mash mess up close. It belonged to the Duchess of Windsor.
Monet. Damn autocorrect.
Wait…Dame Joan Collins is coming back to TV ? Will you cover that show? Can’t wait. Bet the monarchy isn’t happy because it looks juicy and scandolous.
I like what that 50 Shades of Grey chick is wearing EXCEPT for that whore red color. If it was a softer color I would love it because I like the jeweled shoulder strap #ERedCarpet
From the front it was pretty, but from the back it looked like a bird had pooped all over her because of her scattered tatoos.
looked to me like it came from The Limited, circa 1980.
I see Cate Blanchett is wearing a statement necklace! Take not Stassi!
I thought the torquose statement necklace looked stunning against the black dress Cate Blanchant was wearing
Agreed. A great look.
Agreed. Kate has my best dressed vote.
Why the fuck??! Khloe kardashian???? Why?? Ugh!! I wanted to turn off my tv!! Nobody could warn me?
I did turn my tv off when I saw it was her. It took me a while to figure out that it was her because she was being largely ignored by the panel.
Wow!!! Lupita!!! Just wow!!
I want to have dirty 3 way sex with John Legend & his hot wife Chrissy Teigen. Damn they are FIRE HOT FINE!
No!! It’s like a three way with Stuart little and puss in boots!
Who is the blond with the blonde hair problems sitting next to Kelly O? Also Khloe is out of her element trying to talk fashion with Guiliana, Kelly O and the stringy haired girl.
On Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 7:45 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Someone named sienna something?? No idea where E! Found these droppings!!! Look at khloe’s shoes!!! I had no idea they would dress up Chubaca!! I’m not doing well for lent!! I used to like Khloe where is all this dislike coming from?
I used to like her too but she jumped the shark tonight…
On Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 7:50 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Kelly O is totally shading Khloe and the other two are joining in. They are freezing her out on live LIVE. Kelly won’t even look at her. It’s cringe worthy. I kind of like Khloe but she is bad at this.
On Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 7:48 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
> Who is the blond with the blonde hair problems sitting next to Kelly O? > Also Khloe is out of her element trying to talk fashion with Guiliana, > Kelly O and the stringy haired girl. > > On Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 7:45 PM, Tamara Tattles [email protected]> wrote: > >>
I would too with her nonsense about Zoe saldana’s dress looking like a date night dress! Umm this from someone who thinks camel toe is an accessory!
TT You don’t mean Zanna Roberts Rassi, senior fashion editor at Marie Claire and mentor on Project Runway All Stars? Because if so unmmmm…. 😉
Yeah, stringyheaded chick. …. that’s her.
On Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 8:02 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Everyone looks so pretty.
We had red snapper and potato with sage and some bleu cheese crumbles. Hope your quail is great!
I don’t care what the “fashion” turds say, I will never find a ponytail appropriate for a formal event. It looks awful. Most hair tonight looks bad. I guess it’s super humid there and they all drove over in convertables.
Terrence Howard & his pregnant wife. At least his obsession w/ baby wipes will come in handy for a few years. Yeah I went there.
BWAHAHAHAHAH bad!!
How can you not? That’s the first think I think about when I see him.
The red dress you picked was my second. I am DYING over Lupita’s pearl gown. It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life! And I’m giggling thinking that after sitting down it leaves polka dot imprints all over her ass!
Yeah that was gorgeous too.
On Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 7:52 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I kinda though it looked like one of those beaded things you put on your car seat to help your back.
Teecee if you own a beaded car seat of authentic pearls then I would love to be the highest bidder on EBay.
Agreed on Lupita’s gown. It was so gorgeous.
Juliana Moore looks absolutely regal & stunning. I’m not hatin’ on her & I hope she wins the OSCAR in her custom CHANEL gown.
That guy from imitation game just gives me a weird vibe!! So we are all talking about kim who is helping Juliana?? Something is not right there!!
I am grateful that Kim K is not on the program I am watching. I think Robyn is struggling to interview people on such a superficial level. She keeps trying to speak about their role in the movies and it is Awkward.
I do like that that color on viola! But I feel like I need to eat some hershey’s cookies and creme!
Does anyone remember back in the eighties when those dresses with the rose on the shoulder was popular? So I think gwyneth should have left that dress there!
Agree. Took away from her dress. All you notice is that huge rose
I’m feeling like nesting tonight so doing a some cleaning up. I had to stop to come mention Oprah’s HEAVING breastessessz! Lord Have Mercy!
On Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 11:04 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Is it too late to change my best dressed to Cate Blanchett? Love the black with the turquoise necklace.
On Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 11:09 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
> I’m feeling like nesting tonight so doing a some cleaning up. I had to > stop to come mention Oprah’s HEAVING breastessessz! Lord Have Mercy! > > On Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 11:04 PM, Tamara Tattles [email protected]> wrote: > >>
ha! good thing i read ahead, coz i was gonna say that at least that rose distracted from gwyneth’s lack of breastesses. heck, sayin it anyway…
Did anyone else see the E after party special? They interviewed Oprah and she said she “needed a shot of heroin in my foot” bc her feet were hurting from her shoes! WTF?!
These are jokes… *See also Sense of Humor
On Mon, Feb 23, 2015 at 12:03 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Hmmm how would Oprah know how…. I kid I kid!
Bwahahah jelly is cracking me up she is shading that blind girl too!! I have to say though that jelly really does seem to know about dress cuts etc!
unless you are talking about someone jelly that I missed, you need to read the commenting rule. And even if there is someone named jelly YOU REALLY NEED TO READ THE COMMENTING RULES. Carefully.
On Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 8:03 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Ooops no that was supposed to be Kelly! Sorry about that!! Auto-correct strikes again!
Oh. I thought that was only for housewives. Am I in trouble for saying Ghoulina?
Yes. You were docked Two Tamara Tattles Tokens.
On Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 9:24 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Oh boy the comment is all wrong it’s supposed to be blond girl too!! Feel free to delete the whole thing it reads pretty badly!
Girl you just a damn mess (laugh out loud) ((so I don’t break the commenting rule))
Loved the glimpse I got of Scarlett Johansson’s green dress! Lupita and Rosamund are also early favorites of mine, too.
Beautiful color but I don’t like that neck thing!
Agree! She looks like she’s being strangled by seaweed.
Rosamund needs to pull her dress up about 4 inches, it appears to be sliding off her.
Gwyneth Paltrow is wearing a HUGE clitoris on her shoulder. And the dress is light pink. BWAHAHAHAHA
How appropriate considering how C.U.N.T.Y. she is.
OMG, I’m loving the commentary, that is too damn funny! I’ll have to find a pic later.
Yup rosemunde looks elegant but her toes are holding on to the cliff of that show!! Why???!!!
Wow JENNIFER ANISTON!!! That dress is amazing!! Def best dressed!! I like it even more than Lupita’s
Loved Jennifer Aniston’s dress, she looked fantastic!
Missed hers too.
On Mon, Feb 23, 2015 at 12:40 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I wish Jennifer A would wear her hair better for big events. It looks like you’d wear to run to grocery and hope you don’t meet anyone there.
So wait a minute because it’s lady gaga when she wears ugly clothes she gets a pass?
Lady Gaga looks like Norman Bates’ mother.
I literally laughed out loud with that comment!
I didn’t see her. DAMN i missed her.
Nevermind I just saw her. I forgot I’m a few minutes behind and YESSSS you are spot on w/ ur comment TC.
Does anyone like that white dress on Lady Gaga?
No. Wtf is up with red gloves on the white refrigerator dress gaga is wearing
i adored gaga’s hair ornament & makeup but the dress & gloves looked like crazy town to me (“No Wire Hangers!!!” mommy dearest with the housecleaning gloves)
I thought Reese looked very pretty in that white/black dress. She may win an Oscar tonight.
Liked that too
What the fucking green mold hell is Scarlett Johansson. Or did the Jolly Green Giant jizz all over her neck? HOLY UGLY DRESS!
I LOVE her dress, Mr. boxer-shorts! ;^)
Ohhhhh the SHADE. 😛 😛 😛 😛
She looked very harsh. Not a good look at all.
Lupita Nyongo! I die!
She’s pretty much perfection tonight.
NOPE I disagree! It looked awful on her and gave her NO SHAPE. I liked the idea of the pearl bodice, but not flattering at all.
Please insert inappropriate “pearl necklace” jokes here.
Stunning!! Her makeup is flawless!! Gosh I want someone to do that for me!
It’s not just the make up — she starts off with a pretty flawless complexion to begin with.
Oh boy. It’s the Tony’s all over again with Doogie Howser.
Lady Gaga is wearing a huge bedazzled panty liner for a dress w/ red fisting gloves.
Well I think I have to agree!! Thing looks like a body cast!
Hilarious fashion critique for Lady Gaga — thanks!!
Robert Duvall’s wife is wearing an amazing dress!
It was pretty and unique in a nice way.
How is it that that whole opening did not mention The Interview or Kim Jung whatever or the Sony hack or anything to do with THE biggest thing to happen in Hollywood in decades. A century even. Stupid safe playing jackasses.
Because it was a piece of crap movie?
I did not ask why it wasn’t nominated. I asked why the biggest news this year was not mentioned during the song and monologue that reviews all movies and happenings this year.
Because the Oscars doesn’t usually have a news and pop culture segment?
Yes. Yes they do. Jesus.
I can’t believe some winner is going to have their acceptance speech cut short for this idiotic Box if Predictions shit.
I bet it turns out to be a magic trick since NPH is a magician.
yep, it fell flatter than gwyneth.
Neil is barely tolerable and all that could fix it for me would be if Billy Crystal rolled in to take over. Thankfully my neighbor has his jazz band over in his basement practicing and i can mute the tv and listen to them rock out.
John Travolta looks like Sigfried or Roy. Whichever the brunette one is.
The blond one after the tiger bit him?
Sorry, but Travolta is looking his age.
He looked very plastic and “molded” bout the face.
It looks like a houseplant is trying to strangle Scarlett Johanson.
I haven’t read all of the comments, but I think this is a win for best comment.
Thanks!
Your comment made me think of Little Shop of Horrors, lol!
Her look reminds me of the Poison Ivy look Uma Thurman wore in Batman.
What do we think of J Lo’s dress. I think the dress and the color are beautiful.
Pretty but too wide.
I kinda love it. It’s spectacular and sparkly and complex and princessy.
Who are you? Princessey? You are so pro J-Lo!
I thought the dress was pretty, not an Oscar dress, but better than the 50 pound costume she wore to the Golden Globes. Is she singing? Why is she there?
On Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 9:07 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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As importantly, why wasn’t Brangelina there? Why wouldn’t they show up as a way of showing support for their fellow actors?
Gorgeous!!
JLo’s my best dressed tonight. Just stunning!
Octavia Spencer nailed it. Hair and gown are flawless. Jennifer Lopez needed her hair all the way up. The pony tail was too informal for a ball gown. Her gown was so big Chris Pine could barely get to the microphone. He was gown blocked!
Chris Pine is such a handsome man and looks good tonight!
Hold everything!!!! If I missed a comment I apologize, I’m in a huge rush but is JLo wearing the same dress as Robert Duvall’s wife???
It’s similar, but DuVall’s wife is wearing a brighter color. It seems the style is either a column dress to show the small waist or a ball gown with a plunging neckline.
Ok thanks. I only got glimpses on a 7″ TV but that would have been hilarious! I can’t wait to see everything in HD on Fashion Police
i liked the fit on mrs duval’s dress. jlo’s was beautiful til the waist but it made her look stocky/boxy around the middle
And it was the same dress! I believe it was Elie Saab. You’re right, Mrs Duvall totally wore it better and I never thought anyone could outwear JLo the goddess but she nailed it.
Reese Witherspoon made such a brave choice going on national tv without any make up on. ( said with side eye)
I think she was going for “young and fresh.” It was a bit paired down, I agree, but it made her look closer to 25 than to 40, so in this instance, it was a success.
So agree….that dress was screaming for dramatic make-up…how about some red lips for the love of God. black + white was so boring.
Reese needs to not wrinkle up her forehead when she talks. It makes her look like an alien, an unattractive one.
At least she CAN wrinkle her forehead. Most of them are so botoxed up they have no emotion. Nicol Kidman IS a stepford wife. I wonder what she would look like right now if she had not started messing with her face.
Could Jennifer Lopez dress get any bigger? Why is she always giving us pseudo areola?
Why would Reese Witherspoon think anyone cares what she or anyone else has to say on the red carpet other than who they are wearing?
#getoveryourself
I care what she has to say. I particularly like Patricia Arquette explaining that she didn’t get to get a mani for the mani cam because she was busy getting a website up for some worthy charitable endeavor she is sponsoring.
I agree with you, Teecee. I could care less about the mani cam or the clutch cam, and I am glad E! stopped it.
I found Patricia Arquette and her whole stupid speech vomitous. I am watching old movies and just flipping back and forth. All the liberal looney women are annoying as fuck. And I’m sober.
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Nicole Kidman looks like she got her accessories from the box of a Happy Meal when it would have instructions on how to rip and fold it into different objects.
It was hard to look at. And I wouldn’t have recognized her. She’s not aging gracefully. Too much work done. Compare her to Faith Hill who still looks like herself.
the dress looked like cello wrap and the belt was just odd.
Ida! Yes!
Nancy Carelle looks beautiful! Some of these wives of are out glamming the female stars.
Not quite a Jennifer Lawrence sweet moment, tripping on the stairs.
Viola Davis is pure Hollywood Glamour. Perfection. Her hair and make up are amazing.
Yeah as Viola walked out to present, my eyes started at the bottom and went up. I thought, aww what a boring dress- oh my god, her face! It took my breath away! Then I took in the head and dress and it really is perfection. I can hear Joan, “that is a mooooovie star!”
Ugh! Her hair looked great but everything else was off…her makeup, her walk, her gown. The gown was gorgeous but just not for her. She needs a new glam squad, ASAP. And Miss Jay to show her how to walk in heels. 🙂
This “Governor’s Awards” bullshit still pisses me off. Maureen O’Hara and Harry Belafonte can’t get their awards on the telecast, yet they have plenty of time for these idiotic jokes and interminably long setups.
I am hoping Birdman wins, as well as Michael Keaton for best actor.
I guess Glen Campbell’s alzheimers has wiped the public’s memory of his nasty, drunken, abusive antics. (Just ask Tanya Tucker!)
I couldn’t believe that song. I won’t remember you. Nice thing to say to your wife and kids.
Dear god you are stupid.
Was that a perfectly cleansed vagina on Gwenyth Paltrows shoulder?
Steamed to perfection!
Actually Vonnie, it was steamed.
NPH….I just can’t get into him hosting this. Boring me to tears.
Sone woman speaking about her dead son was cut off so we could see NPH in his tighty whiteies?
I know!! He had to make a joke right after she left the stage how “it takes balls” to wear her dress. I get it, her dress was odd, but really she was making a point about suicide prevention after telling us how her son passed. That was so insensitive!
Emma Stone is stunning.
People throw a lot of shade at Rita Ora and perhaps it’s deserved. But she does has a strong voice.
Did JLo just look pissed off?
WTH! NPH in his stuffed underwear (it looked like small skull
OH GOD. What is wrong with Terrance Howard??????â
On Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 10:16 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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He has ALS. *giggle*
He was crying and weird and knocked the microphone stand over and could barely do his job. He seemed weird on the red carpet too.
I’m worried about him. I never really cared much for him until Empire.
On Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 11:17 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Go Gaga! Bitch has CHOPS! She just outsang all of her contemporaries (I’m looking at you Bey – Queen of the overrated.)
Standing ovation for Gaga. amazing, just amazing.
Lady Gaga did rock that Julie Andrews reference, and then Julie walks out.
I agree. Gaga was VERY impressive tonight. Julie Andrews seemed very moved.
On Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 11:22 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Amen! I had no idea she has such a beautiful voice. Too bad current music sells sex & foolish antics rather than celebrate musical talent.
They just played out the guy who said he tried to kill himself with “There’s Got to be a Morning After”!
//dying//
Oh dear god. I saw that speech and missed the music.
On Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 11:39 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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They didn’t play him out with the song. He left. There was some voiceover with that song behind it. It was not directly connected. Stretching for a critique here.
I know this thread is about the red carpet but John Legend and Common were amazing! So glad they won.
Yeah they were good but the choir was what made the performance amazing.
On Sun, Feb 22, 2015 at 11:52 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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If I may add…I thought Legend really added some “heart” to the song!
Best part of #Oscars: Lady Gaga was so amazing. Was crying through most of her performance, then Julie Andrews comes out and I am totally weepy.
Worst part of #Oscars: That green fungus thing around Scarlett’s Johansen’s neck. Why?????
Best dress: Neil Patrick Harris in his panties!!!
Julie Andrews had her voice basically ruined in the 90’s when she had vocal surgery gone wrong (at least she survived it!). In addition to being touched by the tribute I am sure she misses her awesome beautiful voice. It was sweet to see her enjoy the performance.
Jennifer Hudson was the winner in gown category IMHO
I missed hers….
On Mon, Feb 23, 2015 at 12:37 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Yellow column, strapless – beautiful smile. Emerald earrings and cocktail ring. Simple, fresh & the color on her was enchanting.
Jennifer Aniston wore my favorite dress, but Zoe Saldana rocked her dress…her post-baby body is perfect! She has curves in all the right places now. 🙂
Laura derns dress was one of my faves. She looked really good tonight
Agreed
Any idea why Joan Rivers was not included in the memorium? I know she was mostly on TV, but she did do some voice over work for a couple of animated films? Maybe the parts were too small? I was just wondering.
She was left out of EMMY’S memorial as well.
Because she was a nasty BITCH who was BANNED from the oscars and all red carpets for being a cunt.
Thanks. I was just curious. I was not a fan, not at all. In fact, I never watched the Oscars, because I couldn’t stand her. I simply assumed it was because she was on TV and not movies. But I guess that was wrong.
i think she SHOULD have been included. she had a movie career some yrs back (incl Rabbit Test), & started the whole “Who are you wearing?” thing around award shows. considering how many relative unknowns are included in certain yrs, this was a clear snub despite their excuses.
What’s the deal with Gaga’s gloves? Dress by Azzedine Alaia – Gloves courtesy of Rubbermaid?
Gaga is so talented.
I still can’t believe Linklater didn’t win best director. To direct people, particularly children and create a cohesive and convincing environment? Seems pretty ridiculous he didn’t get it