I thought that I did a post about this debacle of a show that aired when it filmed but it looks like I could not be bothered and only included it in a WWHL recap with Porsha in THIS POST. Here is the important part:
Sidenote: Porsha keeps saying how unbothered she is because she is so busy. She mentions her new lingerie line in passing and Andy doesn’t take the bait. Word on the curb is that David Tutera did her “lingerie launch” just the night before last in Atlanta and no one showed up and Porsha was characteristically, extremely late. The only Bravo people who were there were those folks from Married to Medicine (is that still a show?). One of them is apparently a “designer” now too and Porsha wore something she made. It was a mullet style dress slutty in the front and long in the back, and appeared to have been made from hefty bags. It would not surprise me if this episode never makes it to air. You heard that here first. It was VERY disappointing from a production standpoint. The only people who showed up were people who were looking for their own publicity. I heard the entire thing was extremely unorganized, and the word “ghetto” was used by more than one attendee. And those were people Porsha invited. #TEA
This show is set up as very “Porsha positive” so I shall forewarn all you Team Twirl folks right now. This whole lie begins with David being offered an interview on Dish Nation to talk about his show and what is going on with him. Um, the show is filming not airing this makes no sense. But don’t let that bother you, none of this is going to make any sense. David agrees and begins to google Porsha Williams. Again, this make no sense. So far he is just going for an interview there will be two or three other guys there. But that doesn’t stop Montre from telling David all about her. She’s “Atlanta Royality.” Seriously? Could this get any stupider? We are only two minutes in and it’s already record breakingly stupid. Oh yes, it gets stupider. He’s reading something about her “selling her Rolls Royce after her breakup.” David needs to find TamaraTattles.com if he wants to know what is going on with Porsha. Having your pimp take back his Rolls after you piss him off is not “selling her car after a breakup.” At least David finds her arrest record and mugshots.
DVR dropped one minute of the show and I pick back up with David already at the Dish Nation studio. I think my DVR may be lying to me. At any rate, Porsha springs it on David that she is launching her lingerie line in five days and he wants him to do the launch and a crazy fashion with her. THIS BITCH AIN’T GOT NO LINGERIE? This is She by Sheree all over again! When will these Atlanta bitches learn you can’t have a fashion line UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME FASHIONS? See I knew this show was going to irritate me.
Porsha wants an edgy, Parisian themed lingerie runway. She tells David to show up at her photo shoot the next day. The photo shoot is supposedly for her fashion line. It’s a bra and panties set and either a bustier/or teddy.
David has flown his LA stylist out and Porsha has a dress she wants to wear. We know the dress she wore was a black mullet dress that was made by somebody on Married to Medicine so this is all bullshit because she is going to wear the M2M dress and we know David Tutera did not pick that. Porsha is refusing to show the dress to the stylist or David. She is insisting that the designer show her what she brought that she already knows sight unseen is not good enough, first. If I were the stylist, I’d be on the next flight back to LA.
Porsha wore a purple dress to the shoot with no Spanx and she looks pregnant. The funny thing is that they keep talking about the red carpet look. And NO ONE showed up for the red carpet and Porsha showed up like over an hour late. Porsha is trying the stylist, Anya to the point where she doesn’t give a shit about Porsha. Anya is dumping some dresses with Montre and claiming a family emergency. She also says in her talking head she will pull more dresses in LA and get them back by Friday. I hope she doesn’t waste her time.
David and Porsha meet at Mary Mac’s to talk about the event. It’s the day before. Porsha tells some victim story about Kordell and being left with nothing and how she would sit up and write down ideas for lingerie while all alone in the dark. What did she write down? “Pantyz…brahz….fishynet…onesies… twosies…feetsies.. kolors…” Serious. This girl probably can’t sign her damn name. She doesn’t even know that the story should have been about sketching not “writing stuff down in the dark.”
David asks how such a poor pitiful victim gets to the place of attacking someone on television and yanking them around by the hair and getting arrested? Porsha says, ” That was me hitting a wall and she took me completely out of character.” David asks if she regrets that moment. She says, “Of course!” But she lies. She has said several time she does not regret and is not going to apologize. THEN she says, “That’s not me. I wasn’t raised that way, but it built so much more character.” So according to Porsha, assaulting someone is a great way to build character.
Porsha’s weave is all a mess and it is hard for me to pay attention to her lies as I watch these two thick locks of bristley hair fighting each other on her greasy forehead. She seems to be trying to say that when she sees her fashions come down that runway she is going to be proud of something that she was involved with that she saw come to completion. She will be a successful independent business woman. So delusional. Is she acting or just really living in an alternate reality?
Fun fact: David clearly filmed the Googling scene at the beginning of the show because Porsha was still driving Pimp Daddy’s Rolls when he was filming in Atlanta.
Porsha takes David to Blakes’, a popular gay bar close to Piedmont Park. Andy Cohen has been seen there several times after doing the reunion show. David’s husband, Slomique and Montre show up to the party. This is the first time this has ever happened usually the night before everyone is super busy with last minute details. It’s like they knew there was not really going to be an event…Porsha gets wasted and starts dancing on the tables. I doubt she even realizes she is in a gay bar.
It’s time for the event and I am dying to see how they edit the show to make it seem like there was a red carpet event hours after lots or media had gone home. Or how a couple of girls walking out in a teddy or a panty set is a fashion line.
David has gone with some sort of Laura Ashley 1986 meets Mary Mac Tea House. It’s totally an explosion of every southern stereotypes for grandmas. It’s totally the opposite of edgy. It’s like a Paula Deen meet and greet kind of venue. It’s in an event space at The Biltmore. You know, where Porsha assaulted someone. They make it look like Porsha was there during the day.
David actually pretends like he chose the hefty bag dress. I can’t believe he would allow such a thing. All my illusions about this show have been smashed. Anyway, Porsha and the M2M people rolled up hours late and she wore the hefty bag dress, and then did a complete wardrobe and makeup change while everyone waited some more. Her fashion show consisted of six models. No wait at the end there were ten. I paused. Some of them had the same outfits on. All of them seemed um…old and not professional. Some of them may be from Married to Medicine. Porsha Instagrammed today that she will be launching her lingerie line in Spring of 2015. So um, what was this event again exactly?
No wonder they decided to do a “2 night Finale” dumping this episode on Thursday night … Did you guys watch?