My DVR has been cutting things off lately so this show is starting with the introductions missing. I am already displeased. I really hate Andy and Lisa Vanderpump together the just ramp each other up on the shade. Andy goes right to the clip about Kristen getting fired and Lisa just can’t agree enough about the kitchen celebration. Eventually, the move on to Lisa talking about how horrible Stassi’s critique of the wedding was.
On to RHOBH… Andy seem to always fully invest in the storylines. He really speaks as if he believes everything on the show. Like Brandi doing a 21 day cleanse. Even Lisa’s subtle hints of “more like 21 minutes” cause Andy to insist she did the whole three weeks.
Andy asked her what she though about Lisa and Eileen’s attempts to address the problem with Kim. Lisa says she was trying to steer clear of the whole thing. Lisa said that when she asked Kim in Paris if she had taken a sleeping pill she was met with hostility. Also, she was not at the poker party so she didn’t see for herself what had really happened. Lisa says they are coming from a place of love, but they are headed for trouble.
Good God how long was that singing clip? I pressed the FF button for ages.
They play a really long clip of Vanderpump Rules. It’s a Kristen highlight reel. Because we can’t stop talking about Kristen, the star of the show. Lisa actually says that James is at fault for constantly jabbing a Kristen who had repeatedly tried to get away from him. It looks like next week that Jax confirms the Miami Girl story to Scheana.
Lisa says that Jax likes to deflect to hide his own issues just like a couple of girls on RHOBH. Andy seems incredulous that there are two. Brandi and who else? Is Andy really this thick or is he trying to force Lisa to say it?
What is going on with Max and his journey? Lisa says basically, you will just have to watch the show. Lisa gets emotional about the topic.
Would you ever rehire Kristen? No.
What is your relationship like with Brandi now? Well, it hasn’t been easy, but I have managed to detach myself and don’t invest in anything she says. Lisa says she would have thrown Brandi out of her house if she were Yolanda. Or even if Brandi had said that to her about Bella who she has known since she was born.
How is Yolanda? She is not good at all. Lisa said she texted her and she said that she is coping. But Lisa says it’s been a nightmare and she has been in bed so much.
Why did you put up with Kristen for so long before firing here? Good question. Lisa said that despite appearances, Kristen was a really, really good waitress. It’s only been in the past couple of years (since filming) that Kristen has started having issues. But when she was so rude to the manager, she knew she had to let her go.
Someone asks if she works out. She says she gets up at 6 and tries to do 45 minutes on the treadmill, but has problems sticking with it.
Andy asks what she eats the most off the SUR menu. She says I love the crispy chicken but that is dangerous for me. She really loves food and has to be careful.
Do you think Brandi is just friends with Kim to get under Kyle’s skin? Well, I think she certainly does a good job of that. Lisa says the is trying to get Kyle to just detach from Brandi and not take on anything that Brandi says because it all crap. And jus try to be sure that she remains in touch with her sister.
What is the most you every spent on a pair of shoes? $3,000 for the rose gold shoes she wore on the reunion. I’m not a shoe person, but her strappy sparkley , shoes from this show are quite lovely.
Andy letting the dog out for the last two minutes of the show is one thing, but giving him a squeaky toy is way over the line of obnoxious. Vanderpump simply stops answering questions and points out the dog with the squeaky toy is clearly more important than anything she has to say.