Claudia Jordan has a whole lot to say in her Bravo Blog this week! I don’t think the poor girl had any idea of the extent of the crazy land of delusion, make-believe and hypocrisy she signed up for. You really should go read her whole blog her. She talks about not liking wearing wigs. I really liked the wig she wore to the party, but I can see them being hot and heavy and uncomfortable. She also thought it was the professional thing to do to try to clear the air with Porsha so that they could create a more civil atmosphere in their workplace. Porsha’s stank attitude is apparently making everyone uncomfortable at work and doesn’t seem to care about creating a professional work environment.
And speaking of NeNe and Porsha, is anyone else tickled by the newest BFFs of RHOA? Does Porsha not hear the shots NeNe takes? Porsha wants to blame me for blasting her about her “sponsor,” but wasn’t it NeNe who first confirmed that the same woman that didn’t have a working doorbell was sleeping with a wealthy African man that she claimed was outfitting Porsha with designer clothes and very expensive bags?
Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t NeNe the one who so eloquently told Kim (who she’s now “friends” with again) to close her legs to married men? Isn’t Porsha’s African man married? I’m so confused! I point this out not because I care personally what they do, but simply to illustrate how the hypocrisy and double standards in this group work!
NeNe is well aware of all her gifts from a married man, but now all of a sudden she doesn’t care if Porsha sleeps with this guy? You see the thing is, it’s not convenient for NeNe to blast Porsha at this time, because then who else would NeNe have a cocktail with? Sure, the moments between her and Gregg are fascinating, riveting, and are sure to hold everyone’s attention (insert sarcasm), but when he’s not available, she needs Porsha to lunch with, so she tolerates her contradictory ways.
Now I have resisted really speaking on those two “ladies” in my last few blogs, because quite frankly what is there to say about them that we don’t already know? But after watching this week’s show and seeing just how evil they were during their lunch, I figured, hey, let me address the peanut gallery.
Now some people may think that I have been quite aggressive with Porsha and NeNe, and I can totally see how one could think that. But this messy and mean spirited lunch they had was just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to showing how these ladies have treated others for some time. Please understand that I couldn’t possibly convey all the shade and mud these two constantly sling at others in this already long-winded blog, but I’m glad the world got to witness what these two do every time they get together. My issue with these clowns is that they really try to get people to think they are so “unbothered.” (It’s interesting you would proclaim that after my infamous, “That’s why you’re so bothered,” line in Puerto Rico. Oh and you’re welcome for the inspiration behind your new T-shirt line.) Or that they are so busy with so many jobs that they couldn’t possibly be out here making phone calls, DMing former friends on Twitter, and googling to “get the dirt” on someone with so few “acc-o-lades” as myself.
Now the kicker is you all got to witness how dirty and evil NeNe was immediately after her so-called apology to me in Puerto Rico. Mind you at this point I hadn’t seen her since Demetria’s performance. So if she meant her apology, why is she trashing me the very next time she sees her top minion, Porsha Williams? Notice when I met with Derek J I even paid NeNe’s “fashion line” a compliment and said, “I stand corrected,” once I found out it was a NeNe Leakes Collection jacket Derek was wearing. Why is she going so hard on me if we had squashed our beef? FAKE! FAKE! FAKE! It’s crazy! That is exactly why I wasn’t so quick to accept her apology, because I’ve seen her do this to everyone. NeNe says one thing and does another; it’s pretty damn odd and telling of her to flip flop like that so quickly. She says one thing, and then the very next time does the polar opposite!
Now let me clarify something for Miss Thang, who for some reason seems to be obsessed with my dating life, my sex life, and my clitoris. (Creeper Alert!) I have been married and I have also been engaged. I didn’t think it was right for me, unlike others that would marry because the ring was nice and the man was wealthy. I didn’t feel it in my heart, so I didn’t go through with it. Women like this kill me, who think that a woman is somehow a failure if she isn’t validated by marriage. Please tell that to all the women in America that will never get married. And are you mocking them? Are they not “accomplished” in your book? That is ridiculous! By this logic are we to believe that NeNe thinks she is better than Condoleezza Rice, Oprah Winfrey, and a Jill Scott because she “accomplished” getting married to Gregg Leakes? This can’t be real life! Miss me with that!
And Porsha, clearly you were the one that didn’t understand the “conviction of a wife” seeing how your marriage was more a sprint than a marathon when it comes to marriage longevity. So you might want to refrain from talking about anyone else’s situation. Don’t trip, it happens to the best of us! Me included. That’s why I don’t talk trash about other women not being married.
In closing I’d like to say that I am aware that I can be a little rough around the edges, because I don’t sugar coat things. I have little tolerance for some of the bullying that’s been allowed to go on for far too long in this group. I do not appreciate the double standards (i.e. for years Porsha emphatically called Kenya a whore with no proof, and now we all know about Porsha’s sponsorship package, yet she wants to feel some type of way about it?) Well honey, this is exactly what Karma feels like. It was cute to do it to someone else though wasn’t it? Well that’s the funny thing about glass houses…