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Vanderpump Rules: For Better Or Worse, Scheana Got Married

February 10, 2015 by tamaratattles 36 Comments

Pump Tom Sandoval

We begin with cocktail waitress, Scheana stopping by her boss’s big pink mansion to talk about her feelings about her upcoming wedding day. Didn’t we all do that when we got married? High tea with out boss to discuss our heightened emotions over our big day? The reception dinner will of course be at SUR.  I can’t believe Lisa would not have preferred PUMP maybe it is doing to well to disrupt with a filming. She also mentions that she recently got a settlement in a law suit from an injury. This is probably not a good time to bring up lawsuits with Pumpy.  Her own lawsuits are not going so well for her.  Scheana says her original budget was 30K but now it is 90K.  Actually, she won’t be spending much at all of her own money because, Wedding By Bravo!  Good for her! She asks Lisa for 300 bottles of he pink sangria and vodka to go with her pink and white wedding theme.  Smart. Lisa acts like it is Pandy’s call but it will definitely be provided for promotion.

Scheana is excited about honeymooning in Hawaii but she is nervous about Kristen. Apparently, she has seen the script.

The Toms, Jax and Shay talk about the horrors of marriage. They go to an actual barber. For men. Well, and women. But it was almost like a real barber. Pump Scheana Wedding shay

The rehearsal dinner is huge. Katie has a lot of talking heads about her and Schwatz getting married. ICYMI,  She clearly seemed pregnant on WWHL. Not in an LA I had a burrito for lunch today sort of way, but in the glowing, radiant, mother to be sort of way. We can expect a proposal by the end of the show, or perhaps on Friday when they tape the reunion. Next season we will have another Wedding By Bravo! I’m sure Katie is taking copius notes.

James arrives to SUR without Kristen because she is not allowed on the property anymore. /heavy sigh.  James asks Sandoval to go out and smoke a cigarette with him. The two were very close (as the script goes) before James and Kristen got together. Sandoval has of history for forgiving his bros, like Jax for example who did the exact same thing with the exact same girl.  Sandoval now seems to feel badly for James.  He shows James recent texts from Kristen asking to hang out.

Scheana’s “wedding planner” seems to be a dud. She is some chick she found on Instagram for three thousand dollars. Hell, this is another business I should be doing. You know, if I felt like actually doing shit. I still feel like clueless expert witness is a more lucrative field, though.

James confronts Kristen the next day about his chat with Tom. Kristen takes Tom’s warnings as proof that Tom is jealous. Kristen says it will take some time before she stops going through spells of giving a shit about Sandoval.

We get to  see Scheana’s parents. They seem sweet and very down to earth. Ariana sleeps over with Scheana the night before her wedding.  That seems weird to me. But cute I guess.

It’s the wedding day! Scheana had these wine glasses made with the bridal party painted on them for pre wedding drinks. I must say, the artist did a great job. Scheana forgot he wedding gift for Shay. This is the first thing that goes wrong. She calls Kristen to pick it up for her.

Sandoval styled Shay. He seems to have used James’ hairstylist. It is so not Shay. Also Sandoval is tasked with pretending like he bought Shay a tux, and the requisite promotional display of the label occurs.

At the glam squad house, Arianna is whining about Kristen horning in on the hair and makeup. Meanshile the bride is wandering around with Fireball and shot glasses.  At the venue, there is no one to show Scheana and the bridal party where to go. Where is the wedding coordinator?

The guests begin to roll in with the men all in suits and ties, except for Peter who seems to only own one black shirt. Jax and Carmon arrive together. The setting is gorgeous. It’s at a polo club in the mountains somewhere. The views are incredible.

The :40 clip is a talking head by Jax where he rags on George Clooney’s wife. “A human rights lawyer? Could you imagine the sex?”  Yes. Yes I could, Jax.  As could anyone who has ever dated a lawyer. Because, freaks.

Scheana’s aunt made her dress for her. It’s two pieces, a bodice and a long beautiful skirt. I love it. I just wish she would stop calling it a crop top. The beading is amazing. It’s really beautiful and so “Scheana Marie.”

They actually closed SUR for the wedding so everyone could go. Even Giggy is there. The wedding is running late. It seems the boys are late. Of course they are. Scheana is stuck in a closet waiting for the boys to pass her location. They are taking forever. Eventually, after a hiccup or two, the wedding happens.

Next Week: We are all back for the reception. Kristen confronts Lisa. Because, crazypants. Schwartz gets emotional and gives Katie something from a ring box. The wedding planner once again fucks up Scheana’s entrance and she misses parts of her own reception. Stassi is back for a minon scene to mock Scheana’s wedding dress. Jax tries to get Carmon back to his room and … James and Kristen appear to break up.  I CAN’T WAIT!

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  1. WhyOWhy says

    February 10, 2015 at 3:48 pm

    I have been waiting for this recap! I even watched last night so I would be able to intelligently comment!

    Scheana’s dress was pretty. Very her style and she’s probably the only one who could pull it off.

    Krazy pants Kristen shouldn’t have horned in on the hair and makeup. Arianna was right to be upset… but don’t bitch to the bride about it.

    Dude… Are we sure Sandoval isn’t gay? I mean, come on.

    Scheana turning into a bridezilla was a little over the top. And WTF, letting that Tina chick sing… she wasn’t even good!

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  2. lisamia says

    February 10, 2015 at 3:57 pm

    I broke my personal rule and read the recap before I watched the show. I am weak. It was worth it.

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  3. Cyndie says

    February 10, 2015 at 4:10 pm

    Thank you so much for the comment about the wine glasses. I painted them for Sceana and Shay. I appreciate the mention! Cyndie Wade
    http://www.cyndiewade.com

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    • tamaratattles says

      February 10, 2015 at 4:12 pm

      Nice work, Cyndie! I’m happy to share your link!

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      • WhyOWhy says

        February 10, 2015 at 6:19 pm

        The glasses were definitely creative. I liked them!

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    • BH Wannabe says

      February 11, 2015 at 8:37 pm

      Nice job, and yay! You’re a TT reader!

      Reply
    • jackie says

      February 14, 2015 at 8:58 pm

      Those were way cool. My friend & I were watching it together and had to do a couple of rewinds when the glasses were being handed out. What a great personalized gift!

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  4. LBND says

    February 10, 2015 at 4:45 pm

    OMGGG I can’t wait for next week’s episode!! And what do I have to do to get Bravo to pay for my wedding??!! I love how Sheana has like 10 people who ‘gifted’ her things…AKA Bravo! If she never mentioned the gifts I wouldn’t have noticed as quickly.

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  5. Cyndy says

    February 10, 2015 at 4:50 pm

    I loved Sheana’s wedding gown too. A unique design and perfect for her. She was a “beautiful” bride. Loved Shay’s tuxedo jacket (such a thoughtful gift from Tom). But . . . . . Kristen! Lisa’s remark was best; “You can put lipstick on a Kristen but it’s still a Kristen”!

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    • tamaratattles says

      February 10, 2015 at 7:42 pm

      ​And Kristen is AWESOME!

      On Tue, Feb 10, 2015 at 4:50 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • hannahkingrose says

        February 10, 2015 at 10:28 pm

        Kristen is awesome…awesomely crazy. I’m half expecting her storyline to change and after the reception she tries to dognap Giggy. She and James have caused such a commotion that no one will notice when she slips away and changes into a ninja outfit. I can just see it. She grabs some of the caviar from the reception table to lure Giggy away and holds him hostage until Lisa gives her her job back at Sur. Then she will be able to be with the love of her life Tom now that she and James are no longer together. Lmao

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      • BH Wannabe says

        February 11, 2015 at 10:10 pm

        I started to “enjoy” Kristen after reading TT’s take on things. Kristen is fucking nuts and SO wonderfully entertaining. That bitch be CRAZY! God, I would fear for my life if I was Tom or Arianna!!!

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    • Karen Langlois says

      February 11, 2015 at 10:01 am

      I thought the skirt was gorgeous, but not so sure about the top, although it was Scheana. Overall, Scheana made a stunning bride.

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  6. breelee says

    February 10, 2015 at 4:56 pm

    I didn’t see where Scheana did anything special at a certain point during the song, like she said she needed. It was stupid to play it again. Kristen saying something about Tom doing crazy things to get at her, lmbo. I think she said “like who does that?”.

    Lisa told Brandi Scheana wasn’t a friend just an employee. I want to work for Lisa for all the perks! Why would your boss, her hubby & dog be in the front row? Next week looks like James catches Kristen with another man, shocker.

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    • angienc says

      February 10, 2015 at 6:39 pm

      Do you actually think Scheana would have been at Lisa’s house to discuss wedding plans or get free booze for “promotional purposes ” if NOT for the show?
      They aren’t friends — they are cast mates. It’s a tv show.

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  7. angienc says

    February 10, 2015 at 6:47 pm

    I loved Scheana’s skirt; wasn’t crazy about the top — the pearls just struck me as too “hard” compared to the soft, romantic look of the skirt. Also I generally think it is better to go with a classic design for a wedding dress so years from now the pics don’t look dated. However I’m not a 24 year old LA waitress/singer/reality tv personality and the design certainly reflected Scheana’s style and looked good on her. It also looked very well made and perfectly tailored — her aunt is no joke in the sewing department.

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    • Karen Langlois says

      February 11, 2015 at 10:02 am

      I agree angeinc. I think it would have been much prettier if she had used the same pattern as the skirt.

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  8. BKSweetheart says

    February 10, 2015 at 7:01 pm

    Scheana’s dress was cute for her however the fit was off because it gave her muffin top. Otherwise I thought she looked beautiful. The venue was AMAZE! Even though I had a beautiful beach wedding in Mexico, I was a little jealous and wished I would have had 100K to spend on my wedding (not that I would have unless I was loaded).

    I also thought it was silly she made the girl sing the song again. I remember there being a couple hiccups in my wedding. They played the wrong song when the ceremony began – (quickly fixed though), I got eaten alive by Mosquitos while we were taking our pictures on the beach and they couldn’t find the song for our first dance, so we had to dance to a different one. I didn’t have meltdown (well maybe a tiny bit), you just work around them.

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  9. theoriginalamanda says

    February 10, 2015 at 7:27 pm

    Even though I got a bit of a My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding vibe from the top half of the dress, I thought it was cute and she pulled it off well.

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  10. megsca67 says

    February 10, 2015 at 8:10 pm

    Once I saw the preview for next week I was livid that I had say throught that boring hour! (I’m in a bitchy, carbohydrate deprived cycle)

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  11. Valley View says

    February 10, 2015 at 8:47 pm

    My favorite line from Scheana was the half price rate she got for having her wedding on a Sunday. Good for Lisa for shutting the restaurant down-I am sure each and every employee appreciated it. Good times.

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    • BH Wannabe says

      February 11, 2015 at 10:15 pm

      Yeah, Scheana’s “thrifty” approach to her wedding plans was SUCH a nice break from “I’m rich, bitch!”, “$80,000 handbag”, etc.

      Reply
  12. janet says

    February 10, 2015 at 10:19 pm

    Looked like on the next show Kristen and James have a really ugly fight! I heard James screaming that shes 31 and no ones going to marry her and shes fucked everyone at Sur. Looks very interesting. It did make me think again that Kristen should move on pronto and take her life seriously while shes still fairly young still. If James isnt the one ,then be decent and let him go , so both of you can find others. James has way more time though, as hes early twenties and is a guy. His clock doesnt tick as soon and hes not the obe still hung up on the past.

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    • Bree7702 says

      February 10, 2015 at 11:34 pm

      This is really lame to mention because it just shows my love for amazing reality tv; but did anyone notice that one of Scheana’s bridesmaids was Stacie from the last couple seasons of The Hills? She was the bartender Spencer always flirted with and Kristin Cavalleri’s “good friend” the last year or two of the show. Just kinda weird to see her again.

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      • jeannie from jersey says

        February 11, 2015 at 4:19 pm

        Thank you for that…I was wondering where I saw her before. I, too, am lame that I noticed that. I watch way too much television….

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  13. Mark says

    February 11, 2015 at 12:01 am

    I loved the promotion for the #weddingbybravo. I’ve said before, I’ve been a bit of a Shadow Lounge/Blanca boy, so I would hate to slag LVP. But she’s getting a bit… Obvious. From a British perspective. It’s starting to not be too full of class, if you know what I mean. But maybe that’s Beverly Hills. A friend I went to prep school with had a father there and she was very tacky.

    Anyway, I digress. I’d love to know how the hell a waitress can afford a $900000 wedding. Tamara, would you like to go into business with me in GA where we get paid $3000 for putting some flowers in a fountain?? I’m sure I can get a visa for that shit…

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    • tamaratattles says

      February 11, 2015 at 12:32 am

      ​I could not do that dear. I am a florist at heart. I’d have to sell the flowers. I’m fake married to the only person that is better at floral arrangements than me. And we are about to hit the big powerball and retire. 🙂 I bought the winning ticket today.

      On Wed, Feb 11, 2015 at 12:01 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • anandamali says

        February 11, 2015 at 8:26 am

        No, Tamara. I did

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  14. LookersMissesMelissa says

    February 11, 2015 at 10:07 am

    Ive always considered Scheana the prettiest on VR, of course she made a STUNNING bride. Being in love & deliriously happy doesn’t hurt either…
    Referring to the top piece of her wedding dress as a “CROP TOP” cheapened the sht out of it…call it a BUSTIER…or simply a 2 piece wedding dress! It’s a shame she’s not more refined. Clearly not the sharpest knife in the drawer, she is easily taken advantage of by sneaky witches with evil intentions or agendas (Lisa V, Krazy Kristen, Eddie Cibrian).
    I think she did good with this guy though, he will look out for her, and she def needs that, especially in a town like LA.

    However, I don’t blame Ariana ONE BIT for complaining to her, bride or not!
    Enough already!! Ariana gives Scheana way too many passes. Clearly because she knows she’s dim, but has good intentions. The fact remains she’s not a CHILD & they are “best friends” for fuks sake! Kristen’s mission in life is to destroy Ariana’s, any chance she gets, hell she CREATES chances, she doesn’t just wait for them to happen lol. So how in the world does your best friend call a woman who stalks you, is in love with your bf & would probably set you on fire & watch you burn alive a “friend”?!?
    It is Scheana’s worst flaw in my opinion & it raises huge red flags. Does she have NO loyalty? Or is she THAT stupid? Bc one must be blind, deaf or really fkn stupid to think Kristen actually LIKES Scheana or considers her a “friend”. This deranged woman clearly uses Scheana, she doesn’t even like her nor does she respect her she can barely stand to be around her. ( I think Scheana FINALLY gets it, after watching this season & seeing for herself the many times Kristen made fun of her, talked sht or just disrespected the sht out of her).
    It’s can’t be easy to watch your close friend be “friends” with the maniac who’s constantly trying to ruin your life. I’d love to see how Scheana would behave if the shoe was on the other foot. We even see (and hear) Kristen admit she’s using the “big favor” she did for the bride (as she’s snickering like any certifiable loon) as she plants her trashy ass down to get her makeup & hair done for free in the bridal suite. There’s no shame in this psycho btches game!! Lol
    It kind of serves Scheana right when Kristen causes a scene during her wedding reception. Perhaps it taught her to pick a side going forward.

    As for what goes down with Kristen & some random dude in the parking lot at the wedding…how perfect would it be if Bravo actually WENT THERE & showed us a bit more than just “implied sex”.
    I don’t need porn, but lit would be rly great if they showed her getting railed from behind up against a car with her cheap mini skirt bunched at her waist! Hahahaha!! Priceless!

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    • Frosty says

      February 11, 2015 at 10:04 pm

      I think Scheana said Kristen paid fo have her makeup done and it was her own artist who made her up. They used that room because she only had a few minutes. What. Ev. Ver.

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  15. Kitty Mamma says

    February 11, 2015 at 4:32 pm

    @ TT: Your VPR recaps have to be my favorites. They are so funny! I think Sheana made a beautiful bride. Her dress was perfect for her. Stassi’s shit talking scene seemed so out of place, mostly because I keep forgetting she’s on the show. I can’t wait to see how the drama with a Kristen and James plays out next week.

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  16. Trinity says

    February 11, 2015 at 5:21 pm

    I thought Schena’s dress was one of the worst wedding dresses I have ever seen. Sorry but it was not flattering at all. Hideous. What in the world did Lisa V. have on? It was dreadful. Low cut in the front, low cut in the back, it looked like something a stripper would wear. Then Peter walked in like he just came from work. The venue was beautiful, to have such a beautiful wedding then come out in that dress. Muffin top, back rolls, not a good look for a bride. For once, I thought her makeup looked good though. Usually her makeup is painful for me to look at. Poor Kristin, she is really getting kicked to the curb now. I’m not sure why Schena would still be friends with her considering Arianna is her BFF. I guess she doesn’t want to be like Stassi and hate her friends enemies.

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    • Frosty says

      February 11, 2015 at 10:06 pm

      Oh lawd, LVP looked hot but it was so not wedding appropriate. Carlton’s wedding maybe. I thought Schena looked beautiful, her makeup – I guess that was what they call a makeUNDER.

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      • janet says

        February 13, 2015 at 4:15 pm

        I think Lisa’s dress was all right for this kinda sexy dress bridal gown type of wedding. Sheanna dress was non traditional as well. I liked both.

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  17. T D says

    February 12, 2015 at 5:05 pm

    Who groomrd Tom Thunb?

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  18. Karen says

    February 17, 2015 at 11:46 am

    I guess nobody has even noticed the wedding coordinator Danielle originally showed up on the TLC reality show Four Weddings. Danielle lost the competition when she was on the show herself. Her attitude was horrible and she was just plain weird. I guess Danielle was still working on money for her delayed honeymoon Lol…. she might almost be there with this $3000 paid by the Shays boy she ripped them off never answer a insta gram offer I think the Shay’s made this beautiful wedding happen on their own good job. I sure wouldn’t pay Danielle the full price she requested she didn’t learn it. on a lighter note congratulations to the newlyweds!!

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