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In case you haven’t noticed, I’m not really feeling the blog lately. So tonight, I’m gonna let y’all write your own damn Real Housewives of Atlanta recaps. I’m not excited about the manufactured drama between Claudia and THOT over Kordell, or Kenya’s new show in the works with Roger Bobb, and I know the real story on Phaedra and Apollo. So knock yourselves out in comments.
I don’t think we get to the part where Apollo actually leaves for Kentucky tonight. Lord knows, they will drag that out forever. But if you missed what really went down in the days just before his self surrender date, of September 10th, click through for the blow by blow.
After the Puerto Rico trip, the ladies were all home in time for Labor Day weekend with their families. Phaedra and Apollo were both home with family and friends at their house. In fact, the Labor Day weekend extended a few days for the boys stayed home from school with their parents. Phaedra and Apollo had some sort of disagreement according to my sources on September 3rd when they were going somewhere but didn’t make it off the street and went back home.
Then on September 4th, they did what I suspect was their final filming together with RHOA. Both Phaedra and Apollo were picked-up mid afternoon and did not return until late that evening.
On the evening of September 5th, Phaedra and the boys and all the on site babysitters and nannies left the house. Since then the only person around has been Apollo. He’s been washing his car and riding his new motorcycle. My suspicion is that Phaedra and the boys told him goodbye and left to stay with her mother somewhere until Apollo has left for Kentucky.
My sources tell me that Apollo is likely to roll out a bit early and stay with a friend of his in Nashville.
FACT: Apollo Nida left the house around 2 p.m. Sunday, September 7, 2014 and never returned.
This is not even debatable. I have a source with eyes on the house all day long, every day. More than one actually. When your neighbor films a television show at their home, that gets the neighbors talking. When the man of the house makes news for committing fraud and is sentenced to the federal penitentiary, you become on heightened alert counting the days until leaves. For the past couple of months, I received daily updates, photos and commentary on the comings and goings at Chez Parks-Nida. I know the comings and goings of the nannies, Bravo film crew, make-up wardrobe people, Bravo cars provided for filming. It’s all documented. My source is golden. 
On September 10th, the day of Apollo’s self surrender, Phaedra and the boys returned from their trip to the beach in the afternoon, the Bravo crew was waiting to capture their return. The crew stayed for four hours. Around 4:30 two patrol cars arrived at the house. This has happened several times. in the past few weeks and in fact, just this morning two Comcast trucks arrived at the house to again work on the alarm. It’s new and malfunctioning and when it does the police are automatically sent. The cops were only there for five minutes on September 1oth.
Apollo Nida was not at the house. My sources immediately contacted me when the TMZ story came out about Apollo being at the house to say that NONE of that happened. That information is false.Phaedra’s rep will not confirm or deny anything only cryptically admitting there was “an incident” after 4 pm. The only incident was the alarm. It is possible given that we now believe that Apollo was not in prison at that time that he could have called Phaedra on the phone. I have no idea. But Apollo has not been to the house since September 7th. TMZ also reported that Phaedra feared abuse in an earlier story. Also false (AKA planted by Bravo/Phaedra). As I have said the whole family spent several days together over the Labor Day holiday so that Apollo could spend lots of time with the boys and his friends and family. There was no drama and no police were called. But I fully expect Bravo to show the TMZ story on RHOA.
I have no idea how Bravo will spin this. The cops were filmed by Bravo. They can make it into whatever they want. But nothing interesting happened at the house on September 10th other than Bravo filming for three or four hours.
Are you ok TT or do you just need a break from some dumb comments?
I feel ya TT. RHOA is really not worth it. I understand.
LMAO @ “write your own damn recap”
I don’t blame you for how you feel. I am tempted to pass on this week myself. It really gets to be too much sometimes…hell ! MOST OF THE TIME. I don’t know which is worse. ..the real stuff or the fake stuff.
Not watching tonight since I read your blog. RHOA is getting bored! Yawning.
I’m glad the rich bitch is out so there is nothing to blog. I’m glad the wig is doing something making coins! Hehehe
That’s Funny
I’m watching the Grammy’s. #Madonna #LivingForLove
That’s my RHOA recap.
Madonna was totally giving off the Elsa Mars vibe
Ummmm Fuck You with love! 😛
I gave you a Grammys Post.
http://s17948.p858.sites.pressdns.com/2015/02/08/fine-talk-about-the-grammys-here/
On Sun, Feb 8, 2015 at 10:26 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Aw UF! I love Madge!
I was about to announce you a missing person, TT.
Well, just behave yourself: make sure tampon string is tucked in, your clothes will not fall off, no sex on the first date, no sex on an air materace (?)in some ghetto prospects, no bj in a parking lot. Another words don’t go Brandi or Phaedra on us and we will be proud of you. 🙂
Walking Dead, Downton Abbey. No time for this shite, either tonight, TT. Watch something stupid and funny – like Sex Tape. Or Talladega Nights.
I cry so much during The Walking Dead, I’m going to get dehydrated.
Amen to that!!! I wish we had a Downton thread to comment on! That ish was good last night!!
Agreed. Lady Mary’s new hairstyle is fantastic. She is the quintessential bitch at the height of her powers. She could teach these housewives a few tricks. Cried very hard when Edith took back her daughter. The teddy bear got to me!
Um huh?
On Mon, Feb 9, 2015 at 7:44 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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This show is so skanky, I hardly ever watch.
Phadra is going to be on Thicker Than Water tonight also. I’ve never watched it, but heard she’s visiting their church I guess to give marital and mothering advice. lol
On AHW it made me so mad that Kandi let her friends/employees, trash Todd. Who’s lets someone your paying, blame the business failure on your husband, right in front of him? She cant stand up to her mom or them. Then she let them make cracks about him being short and something about babies. Kandi needs to grow a spine.
Claudia is a class act, and Porsha is a waste of good air.
Loved the production edit on “thicker.” Talking about the use of the word “skank”….and Phaedra was there (as an example?))
Maybe a new ministry of rhoa cast for Tankards?
Am over the Nida production…she’s making a monkey out of him or they’re playin us all for chumps. She’s like desparate.
Be sure your sins will find you out.
So is Kandi.
Well put. What they did was so disrespectful. If Kandi doesn’t start having Todd’s back, she’s going to lose him. I think that Porsha is simply trashy and thinks she’s a queen. She’s nothing. That Ricky Smiley dude should fire her immediately.
Word.
The son on the show looks like Ice JJ Fish
Kandi needs a backbone! She lets her mom speak bad of Todd, now she’s letting her employees make fun of him and blame him for misfortunes! You should have shut that down immediately, Kandi! And on national tv! Ashamed of you, girl. That man is going to get tired of you not taking up for him someday and leave you! I would be damned if I would stand there and let ANYONE treat my husband the way you have! Your mother is a classless, ghetto, ungrateful embarrasment. And you’re teaching your daughter how to treat YOU, by letting you’re silly mother treat you and Todd the way she does! If you don’t stop the craziness your marriage will not survive. I feel bad for Todd.
She need to go and have a seat, what wife don’t know where her husband is made or spent. He is probably taking the fall for southern belle.
It was boring. I’m glad I could fast forward through most of it. The talk between Porsha and Claudia was mildly interesting.
What in the hell is wrong with Kandi? She will not defend Todd against anyone. He isn’t going to continue to allow her to make him look stupid.
The entire should be replaced. ENTIRE!
Sorry, entire cast….
I agree with you. And if Todd should walk that’s exactly what Kandi crazy mama wants. I feel sorry for the poor guy, wife has no spine what is going on.
It was a very slow boring episode. It’s now time for Kenya and Claudia to ease up just keep their names out of your mouths don’t even acknowledge them. Watching the Grammy ‘ s Annie Lennox was the bomb, Usher redeemed himself. Kanye was good
Phaedra is so innocent I can’t stand it, I flicked back and forth btw the grammy’s and rhoa, grammy’s won. This show cannot go on much longer, right? Everything is fake, scripted and super boring. Too bad no one wants to discuss kim and kayne.
His Paul McCartney mic off
Wtf Kandi? Not only does she treat Todd like crap but she sits passively by as her employees talk crap right to his face. Mr Toothpick with glasses should be fired. It’s excruciating watching. Kandi is s giant bitch. Kenya and her pitch to Bobbybob was assinine. She needs to tame that thirst asap.
Kenya made a fool out of herself with that redonkulous pitch. Which is why Roger Bobb said he wouldn’t be involved.
Team Kenya, but I agree. I know the pitch was just T.V. antics and she had no intentions to create a show with a “No-No” character, but she still came across looking ridiculous. She is trying too hard to be this “fun girl” but she’s digging herself a grave for her career because people probably won’t take her seriously anymore. Mooning in your 40s? Really? Where’s classy Kenya?
I hate when Kenya acts like that. I wish she would just be her real, normal self. And no haters… the way she ACTED tonight is not who she really is.
I was bored too, so I put a movie in DVD player… Angela Bassett / What’s Love Got To Do With It. In a weird mood. Yall dont talk about me too bad. Lol
Cynthia’s daughter is really pretty. She looks very age appropriate. But maybe the topic of her writing might be a shock to any parent. I get it. I think Kandi’s coworkers were just poking fun at Todd. I actually found it kinda funny when DonJuan was acting like Kandi’s aunt. They may have really been trying to cut him down but I thought they were just being light hearted and silly. I do see the point that it didn’t look like Kandi nor Todd found it amusing by the looks on their faces.
Sigh…the fight with claudia and Porsha was unnecessary! Was claudia required to be there? I think she should have stayed home!! Kandi’s employees….well her entire family is so disrespectful towards todd it’s really not funny! I can’t imagine how goes about this mine field day to day!! Yeah they may have been laughing about it but it’s clear Don Juan is always trying to belittle (no pun intended) todd in some way! It’s hard to watch! The scene with Noelle was hilarious as the parents try not to panic…who is my daughter writing about??? I like how Brandon keeps it moving rather than let kenya dwell on the negativity! As for Phaedra and her mother for weeks now they have been setting the scene to paint Apollo as violent and erratic!
That little Noelle clip and her parent’s faces was the best part of the show tonight. The rest was awful. Thank God for fast forward.
Wasn’t it funny!!! Cynthia was bug eyed and Leon look like he was ready to load his gun after! I’m thinking she takes after her father but the topic though!!
It was hysterical.
Her words, though, were really amazing, I thought. How talented.
Next to nothing happened on RHOA tonight — I actually looked at the clock when the “Next time on RHOA” voice over came on because I couldn’t believe the show was over because — again– NOTHING happened. So this was a good episode to skip the recap.
Boring episode. I don’t think there was anything wrong with Kenya’s pilot pitch. Quality work comes from life experience and the people we meet. However anyone who hates Kenya will find a way to shame her. She should just keep Nene, Porsha, and Phaedra out of her mouth. Not that it’s a problem, but the nene-tards and dummies will pick and whine if she doesn’t. Kenya is facilitating reality television. Whether you love or hate her, she is the most talked about Atlanta “Housewife”.
Nene’s stance on marriage is an embarrassment. There’s nothing wrong with being married. Is it an accomplishment? Sure. However It’s better to be with the right one, then have a divorce or dysfunctional relationship. And Greg is no ones damn trophy.
Kandi, crying as usual. What else is new. Todd looks like he reeks of ass and cologne.
Claudia could have stayed home, but then what would have been the conflict for this episode? *Sigh*
Next week it looks like Apollo has his receipts on Mr. Chocolate.
You are annoying. However on a side note, I liked the idea Kenya presented to Brandon. Even Kenya knew that doing a show that’s “loosely” based on her and the other HW’s, would be a snore. A Vicki Gunvalson snore.
🙂
One question I had as I watched Nene and Porsha congratulate themselves about being/having been a wife is that I thought Claudia had been married before, so how is her situation different than Porsha’s?
They both sound like idiots because Claudia had a husband and Kenya had six marriage proposals. Getting chose is not an accomplishment, finding a good husband is. Nene has a man servant and Porsha was someones beard.
That was absolutely the most ridiculous conversation and those two sure don’t have anything going on.
It just amazes me how porsha keeps talking about Kenya and Claudia being sluts yet, she’s the one sleeping with a married man. And nee nee’s fake arse told Kim to close her legs to married men but, sees nothing wrong with porsha opening hers to married men! Will somebody tell neenee and porsha to stop talking about Claudia’s hair!!! At least she has more than they do???? Of course Phaedra has to make Apollo look bad. She has no story line!! Soon and very soon Apollo is going to spill the beans on her. He already said he built that house. He just forgot to add “with stolen money!”
And those poor kids. I never thought I would really feel bad for Appollo, but he has enough bad stuff for his kids to learn about as they grow older. Phaedra pulling this fake crap for TV is despicable. I’d say it’s actually a form if child abuse.
I watched last night’s WWHL today and Andy actually said that Apollo showed up at the house when he was supposed to be in Kentucky. I assume he must know that is not true.
Also the poll was whose side are you on Porsha or Claudia? Porsha won with 67% of the vote.
This proves that everyone has lost their minds.
On Mon, Feb 9, 2015 at 4:30 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Pardon my language but ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!? I swear to God I think we all need to boycott these shows. It like the chicken and the egg…. complete morons or Bravo? Smh
67%[email protected]! This proves that I shouldn’t be watching this shit. The general masses don’t have a clue. The ones that can’t see through this BS. I asked someone recently if they watched RHOA and she said yes and then I asked what she thought of Phaedra. And she just sang her praises and what a beautiful role model she was and how much she loved her. I said nothing.
The kids will be alright. What I can stand is A polos wife BS and so call innocence. She new who she was marrying, or did she just use him to have beautiful kids.
Also to stop him from turning on her/testifying against her.
Talking about closing your legs to married men-wasnt Greg married when NENE hooked up with him? She has some nerve.
That was really embarrassing to watch Nene trying to pat Porsha on the back for her (less than two years? One year?) marriage …. as an accomplishment?
And Derek(?) looked awful in nenes clothes. I actually think he and the other guy(?) both have a horrible fashion sense – it never ceases to amaze me when I see that top hat/magicians assistant outfit on the promo for FASHION Queens.
So true! To that magicians outfit! Bwahahahaha!
RHOA was crazy boring tonight…flipped between it and Grammys, not so much better. Hysterical that NN thinks she is all about positivity! Porscha is straight delusional…calling out Kenya and Claudia for having no men and no careers?? Really? Did I miss the season where Porsha got herself a career? As for Kandi…sorry but I think the bootleg promoter is karma. Kandi used to be cool…but has been shady ever since Kenya came on the show.
wow, Kenya can’t get a break with you people.
You’re going to implicate Kenya in Kandi’s “shady” behaviour?
I am surprised that she’s not blamed for Kordell and Porsha’s divorce. On twitter she was labelled a “pimp” because she joked with Claudia and Kordell about dating.
Kenya is also responsible for Nainai divorce with Greg and her short relationship with the “business man” for Louboutins and “business deals”.
Kenya is also responsible for Ms Derek legal issues at the moment.
Kenya is to be blamed for the ugly faces that Phaedra makes.
While we’re blaming Kenya for Kandi’s behaviour, lets also consider the possibility that she worked her magic on Mother Joyce and made her into the sick-twisted-classless-tackless-old tired bitch-wicked-greedy-irresponsible-just plain mean hag that is displaying on television.
Lets not stop there, Kenya brought those Nigerians to Porsha and forced her to sell her fat fanny for bags and shoes.
@February Child, preach! You’re right on everything you said. Tonight was a zzzzzfest. Nene, disgusting as ever. Ditto for Porsha. And Phaedra put the word in ‘fake’. I have no more words to describe Kandi, it’s already been said. Kenya is silly but smart. Cynthia is pretty and ok but really doesn’t have a storyline, and Claudia is trying too hard, but I like her.
Okay…don’t know what you mean at all. I am Team Twirl. Kenya being on the show has meant serious competition for NN, Kandi and Phaedra. NN’ storyline is hating on everyone (Kim, Sheree, Marlo, Kenya) cuz the glamma angle was wack. Mama J hating on Todd and his mama is over, and Phaedra’s facade of the perfect marriage is a wrap. I was just pointing out how KM stole all the shine….sheesh!
“Kenya is to be blamed for the ugly faces Phaedra makes.”
Ha ha ha I LOVE it! I know what you mean, though. Damned if she does, damned if she doesn’t
Tonight’s episode is proof that no one will film with Phaedra but her mom. They need to stop trash talking Apollo and just let him serve his time in peace. I can’t wait to see the dirt he has on her next week.
Is that a Comcast truck I spy in the preview for next week? lol.
Yes, that is their security company (as well as cable) the security was installed around that time and was malfunctioning all the time much to the chagrin of the neighbors. Also you can see all the cars from nannies, sitters, stylists, hair and makeup, camera crew, etc and get an idea of the amount of traffic in that little cul de sac during these filmings. The neighbors aren’t exactly all Gladys Kravitz types, there is a circus outside their homes making it hard to get to and from their houses.
On Mon, Feb 9, 2015 at 1:14 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Only 8 minutes in and there it was, the Backpack!
Hahahahhaha! Thank You!
Thanks for delivering the tea, TT.
The past two weeks has been quite dry. Hopefully next week when Phaedra dirty text messages are revealed maybe the season will pick up some steam. BH was like this white the party happened then it went through dry/decent viewing spell until three week ago.
If Tamara isn’t up to it, I totally get it. Hell, I haven’t even watched the episode yet and am not sure if I ever will: it just feels like there is so much crap going on in the real world right now where people have REAL problems, watching these stunted RHOA with their manufactured issues feels like a waste of time.
Shame on Bravo for this boring ass episode. They could have shown us next weeks episode when Phaedra’s cheating is revealed. I guess she proved herself wrong, Apollo did make a whore into housewife. Don’t drink the buttermilk at Phaedra’s, cuz she puts chocolate in it!
Did anybody else notice the T-shirt that Kandi was wearing in the kitchen scene with Todd? It said “I WOULD CRY BUT MY MASCARA IS CHANEL”. She must have bought it at Kyle’s store!
Actually, she got it from Kyle’s closet. Kyle is the queen of crying. I see so much of Mama Joyce in Kandi. It is very ugly and I don’t think Kandi would have found another man willing to put up with her disloyalty and her Mom’s horrific behavior. I feel sorry for Todd, but then I wonder why would he have married her or put up with this shit, if it was not for the money or fame, etc.
I used to get upset for Todd when MJ and others would say that gold digger, opportunist stuff, but I agree… him putting up with this shit makes one wonder why.
Ha ha ha! True and true!
If Phaedra keeps giving Aiden sweet tea, we’re going to be seeing a lot more visits to the dentist in the future.
Half of that damn woman’s stupid storyline has been centered around the dentist! Maybe Mr. Chocolate is a dentist… 😉
Fake fake fake episode. Everything was forced and ugly. Pastor Regina did not sound like a woman of God when she was talking about her son-in-law. So obviously Bravo money can turn a Pastor’s head too. Sad. Severals episodes back, they showed a quick scene of Phaedra and her son supposedly adopting a dog from a shelter. I called BS on that right away. But then Phaedra says that all dogs over 10 lbs need to be kept outside. At that time, I screamed every fucking nasty name that I knew at Phaedra. Stupid fucking bitch…. just because you don’t like dogs!! Keep the word “dog” OUT YOUR MOUTH.
Thank you! Makes me sick!
When Kandi was explaining that the promoter fronts the money for the tour and then gets his money back from the profits, I was wondering why she doesn’t just finance it herself if it means so much to her.
Later in the episode she explained that she usually does everything herself which is why she was so hurt that it didn’t work out.
@brewhaha – I was just saying that if she still wanted to do it, she could do it without a promoter, but maybe she doesn’t want to risk her own money.
I would really love to know what Dr. G , phaedra’s ex fiance was thinking while she was pouring out her heart to him… something along the lines like choke on it B#$%$%. You cheated on me (allegedly) with this convict and you seriously think i give an eff about why you crying right now. Bwahahaha.
@Forbes List –
Phaedra was engaged to him? I’ve never heard that before.
Ooh! That’s new to me, too. Good tea. So he was engaged to Phaedra & married Quad… He certainly has a type.
I really love it that Porsha & Nene consider being married “a huge accomplishment.” Porsha was married a hot second & has gotten all her “gifts from God” by lying on her back, something she criticizes Kenya & Claudia for doing “wrong” I guess b/c they don’t have cars & handbags to show for it. As for Nene, her first marriage to Greg was the product of an affair where she hooked up w/ him while he was STILL MARRIED WITH KIDS. So yes, your bagina is magical enough for him to propose, kudos on your accomplishments dolls. *Slow claps.* I guess this is Kenya & Claudia’s cue to find a married man b/c THAT is the road to being a “real woman & wife.”
@HIKITTY – I wish the comments had a “like” button!
Me too.
“Like”
At the event Porsha’s grandma called Claudia a “city girl.” I had to look up that term. 😉
I am so over this show, after last night’s hour of NOTHING I think it’s time to free up some DVR space for a better show. This has got to be the end of RHOA, there’s no story at all other than manufactured bravo nonsense.
Bring back Sheree and Lisa Wu, to join NeNe again. As for the rest of the cast, it’s a wrap. There are lots of current actual Housewives to chose from in Atlanta. Put out your feelers. This cast is getting very boring.
Porcha’s grandma should stay out of this. I bet she has some stories of her own. Porcha prove to be not so smart and taking up with Nene proves it.
Lisa Who???
I don’t blame you for not wanting to recap. It has been a frustrating week in reality tv, news and award show antics. I do wish Kandi would put someone in their place other than Todd. But that’s all I have to say about the ATL right now because it’s all a bit extra.
I watch this show sporadically. I definitely will not be watching this anymore because the Walking Dead is back. If the Walking Dead shows the previous show before airing the new one, as they have done in the past then I probably won’t be watching the rest of the season. I honestly read your recap first then if it seems interesting, then I watch the show.
I love Claudia, but she can’t hold down the whole show. Why not just do like seven episodes of her reading Nene until Nene spontaneously combusts? Or the ladies take a trip to Africa to catch Porsha with her married man? She’d have that dumb blank look on her face… so hard to believe someone is actually that stupid. Otherwise ax Porsha. Or the ladies do an intervention with Kandi to stop her verbal and emotional abuse of Todd?
Yawwwwwwwwn…
Oh, but Cynthia’s daughter’s poem was so pretty.
I’m about ready to give up watching and only read TT’s recaps. Kenya’s pitch to Roger Bobb was hideous. Kandi, smdh do you ever support or listen to your husband? The look on Todd’s face said it all that you let your staff sit there and disrespect him like that. On WWHL with Steve Harvey Andy showed a clip for next week of Apollo at their house with a drill and Phaedra telling him to leave. It was a chilling clip but after reading your post now I wonder if manufactured.
Take care of yourself TT!