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You are here: Home / News / Countdown Until Errybody Realizes What I Said All Along …

Countdown Until Errybody Realizes What I Said All Along …

February 8, 2015 by tamaratattles

 

Bruce Jenner Accident

I got so sick of the stupid yesterday with regard to the Bruce Jenner accident. The idiots blaming Bruce Jenner. The idiots who thought he should not be able to attend a charity function 7 miles from his house in peace. The idiots who think he is a fame whore like the rest of his fucked up family. The idiots who wanted to school us on traffic laws. The idiots screaming he could be charged with manslaughter. The idiots who live “five miles from PCH” so they know exactly what happened. Just all of the idiots. Especially the idiots saying it was not the paparazzi.

What Bruce said was paparazzi was tailing him as usual. There was no chase, they were just following him in traffic. And then… oh wow, someone slams on the brakes for no reason and suddenly at that exact second paps go buy taking photos and catch the moment of impact. What a coincidence, cried the idiots!  How fortuitous for the vultures!  Did you ever notice not once was the PRIUS pictured in the wreckage? Why would the paps NOT include the Prius in their pictures? HMMMMMMM.

Could it be the Prius was a Paparazzi working in conjunction with Splash News to get a photo of Bruce Jenner? ALLEGEDLY.  One car gets in front and slows him down. Others follow, another comes from the other direction to take the picture. What they got instead was “moment of impact” pictures. Which idiots here think was just a weird coincidence. And they were stupid enough to post them, second by second because they very carefully timed the opportunity to get a shot while the Prius slowed traffic. The whole dead lady was an unfortunate byproduct which turned out to be more profitable. Allegedly. In my opinion. Because it is a logical explanation. Remember logic?

Did they mean to cause an accident?  Well, no. At least not a fatal one. They just wanted to stop Bruce Jenner so they could get a photo. But every Paparazzi knows this technique.

I’ll wait while folks figure this out.

Meanwhile, TMZ who has purchased many pictures from Splash News has posted this.:

Bruce Jenner may not be the driver who caused a woman to die on PCH Saturday … because law enforcement tells TMZ they now believe the Prius that led the pack made a sudden stop, causing the Lexus crash into it … BEFORE Bruce hit the Lexus.

Um, DUH!

As TMZ first reported … Sheriff’s deputies were suspicious of the story the Prius driver told.  She said she was stopped at a red light, but she was 300 feet from the light.  When cops asked her if there was a line of cars in front of her she was vague. Deputies think she might have been making an illegal U-turn.

Um Duh?  She didn’t need to U-Turn, her friends were already coming the other way. Alledgedly.

So the current scenario is this … the Prius came to a sudden, possibly illegal stop on the highway.  The Lexus hit the Prius and then Bruce slammed on his brakes, swerved right but was unable to stop, slamming into the Lexus.  The Lexus then went into oncoming traffic and hit the Hummer, killing the Lexus driver.

Um, Duh!

It appears there is no criminal liability on Bruce’s part.  As for civil liability, there is a law that you cannot follow too close and need to prepare for sudden events.  But if the Prius stopped without warning … that driver could be at the very least partly responsible for the accident.

Um, Duh!  Welcome to Obviousworld.  Thanks for buying the pictures! Sorry the gig is about to be up!

I won’t be allowing comments on this because I just have no patience.

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Filed Under: News Tagged With: Breaking News, Bruce Jenner, Car Accident, Entertainment, Entertainment News, Lexus, News Archive, Pacific Coast Highway, Paparazzi, PCH, TMZ

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