Once again WWHL has to add itself on to Vanderpump Rules to boost rating. That should be illegal. First of all Katie looks like she has put on some weight. Maybe she just had a boob job? Preganacy boobs? I’m not trying to insult her but she has a ton of weave in and almost looks pregnant. I’m just throwing that out there. That was my initial reaction. I shall now be watching to see if she is drinking. She’s also covering her tummy with her arm a lot. I would not put a desperate move past Katie. She seems hellbent on holding on to Schwartz. It is the oldest trick in the book…. just saying. There is a lot a fabric and ruching on that dress. Again, she looks FANTASTIC. You know like a glowing mom to be…
Right away Andy asks Schwartz if after seeing the show he still blames Jax for putting his business on front street. Schwartz says. “Maybe a little but I guess I have no one to blame but myself.” Well, and production because that was such a set up.
A montage called “In SURmorium Kristen Doute” was played. And Jesus wept. All the horrible things this poor innocent girl has been through on this show pieced together was so touching. All the horrible things people have done to her are shown. These SUR people are so cruel. /single tear
The two dishwashers high fiving is the drinking “word” tonight. Andy takes credit for the stupid sharks on Katy Perry’s halftime show. The gay shark is the bartender. Andy addresses all of Katie’s new hair.
Shady Groundhog asks questions. AKS Questions Andy wants to ask, but needs a proxy:
Katie, if you had to bang one, would you bang Jax or Ken? Ken. ( TT Comment: Personally, if I could dip Jax in peroxide and triple bag him, I think it would be a good fuck. Is that wrong?)
Tom, Tell us one thing about Katie that annoys you. She chews loudly. (TT Comment: Ew deal breaker)
Of all the RHOBH you have served, who is the most high maintenance? They say Lisa. Obviously.
Katie, are you still friends with Stassi? We don’t talk.
If Jax had never threatened to out you would you have told Katie? Basically, he says Jax gave him the extra push.
Schwartz, are you ever going to pop the question, or do you not see Katie as your future wife? Schwartz blabs on and dodges the question. Katie says that he has a timeframe. He knows what it is.
Why does Katie make so may allowances for Tom when she clearly knows he is not ready for a real relationship?
Because he is a trust fund baby. Katie says, how would you know that? Um Katie? We watch the show and you said that very specifically tonight saying he isn’t even ready for a girlfriend.
Katie, what is it like to be in a relationship with someone who suffers from stage four “Leo Chest? Katie says his chest is kind of like Leo DiCaprio’s chest. It’s very scrawny but cute. ( Fun Fact: Ellen DeGeneres is in spell check. Leo Dicaprio is not)
Did Schwartz dye his hair? Yes it was dyed for a photoshoot and he tried to dye it back to it’s natural color and he overcompensated.
A caller says she saw Schwartz on an episode of Baggage and his fetish was smelling earwax. Had Katie experienced this? Katie says Tom definitely has a lot of quirks, she does not have to partake in all of them, particularly smelling ear wax. Andy asks when he was on Baggage? He says he knew on of the talent coordinators. He and Jax were both on and they both “won.” I DID NOT MAKE THIS UP!
When Tom told you the second time he cheated on you, you seemed so calm. I was wondering if maybe you had a different reaction off camera? She said she was in a public place. But the time she got home she had time to calm down.
Could you ever see yourself being friends with Kristen again? She says there was a moment in Miami we were all getting along. But, after Miami she went back to her old behavior. So right now she’s not sure. SEE THAT MEANS THERE IS A CHANCE FOR KRISTEN!
The game was about Schwartz answering questions about Katie or he has to motorboat Jax’s dick. He loses on purpose of course.
There was a margarita looking drink net to Katie all night. She never touched it.
Jackhole went to Kenya Moore and #PhoneGate
Poll Question: Do you believe Schwartz? NO! 76%