This season of Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars is another clusterfuck of morons that include the ugly return of Spencer and Heidi Pratt to my TV as well as Aviva Drescher and her uncomfortable husband Reid. I haven’t been recapping this season, but since RHOA is not on tonight, I thought I would watch and give it a shot.
Here are the couples:
- Natalie Nunn and Jacob Payne (from Bad Girls Club)
- Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag (from The Hills)
- Syleena Johnson and Kiwane Garris (from R&B Divas)
- Tyson Apostol and Rachel Foulger (from Survivor)
- Aviva and Reid Dresher (from The Real Housewives of New York)
On the first episode, the couples all took a lie detector test and there was one “game changer” question asked of each person. The results were sealed and placed in locked boxes in a display case. Tonight begins with Natalie and Heidi breaking into the boxes. Reid catches the girls. But not before Natalie opens Tyson’s question and finds out he does not want to marry Rachel.
I hate Natalie.
This show is too dumb to recap. Seriously.
On this episode, the do a partner swap. Heidi is paired with Jacob. Natalie is going to kill Heidi. This should be fun to watch. I’m hoping for lots of blood. Natalie is paired with Spencer. Rachel is paired with Kiwane. Syleena is paired with Reid. Aviva is paired with Tyson.
Spencer and Natalie do some sort of martial arts wrestling. Lots of wrestling. When Natalie and Jacob came into the house, she had strict rules that he was not allowed to walk around the house without a shirt one. Their big issue is that she posts “sexy” photos on Instagram all the time. She seems to think this is her job? Can you get paid for posting selfies on Instagram? Heidi convinces Jacob to post a shirtless picture on Instagram. Oh yeah, there will be blood.
Well fuck. The ass beating will apparently happen on the next episode.
I should have followed my initial instinct. This crap is not recappable.