This season of Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars is another clusterfuck of morons that include the ugly return of Spencer and Heidi Pratt to my TV as well as Aviva Drescher and her uncomfortable husband Reid. I haven’t been recapping this season, but since RHOA is not on tonight, I thought I would watch and give it a shot.
Here are the couples:
- Natalie Nunn and Jacob Payne (from Bad Girls Club)
- Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag (from The Hills)
- Syleena Johnson and Kiwane Garris (from R&B Divas)
- Tyson Apostol and Rachel Foulger (from Survivor)
- Aviva and Reid Dresher (from The Real Housewives of New York)
On the first episode, the couples all took a lie detector test and there was one “game changer” question asked of each person. The results were sealed and placed in locked boxes in a display case. Tonight begins with Natalie and Heidi breaking into the boxes. Reid catches the girls. But not before Natalie opens Tyson’s question and finds out he does not want to marry Rachel.
I hate Natalie.
A lot.
This show is too dumb to recap. Seriously.
On this episode, the do a partner swap. Heidi is paired with Jacob. Natalie is going to kill Heidi. This should be fun to watch. I’m hoping for lots of blood. Natalie is paired with Spencer. Rachel is paired with Kiwane. Syleena is paired with Reid. Aviva is paired with Tyson.
Spencer and Natalie do some sort of martial arts wrestling. Lots of wrestling. When Natalie and Jacob came into the house, she had strict rules that he was not allowed to walk around the house without a shirt one. Their big issue is that she posts “sexy” photos on Instagram all the time. She seems to think this is her job? Can you get paid for posting selfies on Instagram? Heidi convinces Jacob to post a shirtless picture on Instagram. Oh yeah, there will be blood.
Well fuck. The ass beating will apparently happen on the next episode.
I should have followed my initial instinct. This crap is not recappable.
Lol, please tell us what do you think about Heidi and Spencer’s marriage?!
In the next episode the contestants are told to name something their spouse does that annoys them and hit them with foam bats but Reid pushes Aviva’s buttons and she uses her leg instead and sends him to the hospital. Ouch!
She seems to like to take that leg off.
I imagine for an amputee it’s like taking your bra off when you get home from work…
On Sun, Feb 1, 2015 at 8:40 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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If she doesn’t want or need that leg, I’ve got a son who just had his leg amputated in December and needs a prosthesis. He doesn’t have insurance. Wonder if she’d let me have it? Maybe I could trade it in for one for him. She doesn’t seem to care much about it throwing it around like that and we’re having a hard time coming up with money for one. Should I ask her for it?
Aviva is just bat shit crazy! I guess that makes good reality TV…
This woman is so upset that she is no longer on a reality show, that she has sunk to an all time low. She failed the lie detector test when she was asked do you want to be famous. She said no and she was lying. They don’t even have problems, besides quality time. I guess the four nannies cannot provide them with enough quality time. Now she is going to take off her wooden leg and beat him with it? She has no dignity and they should at least screen these housewives who lose their shows and make sure they can at least fake some problems. She’s addicted to social media. Uh, huh. I don’t even know what to say about Spencer. He is a loser and possibly the most annoying person on earth. She needs to get rid of him.
Heidi’s daddy was apparently just arrested on 50 counts of child molestation, so there’s that.
Why does Natalie feel those pics of her on instagram are sexy. Why in the hell did Jacob cosider her wife material ?
Exactly! Natalie is disgusting… her body, her face & her attitude! She has a lot of nerve to get angry about Jacob having his shirt off when her @$& is spread like peanut butter all over social media. NOT WIFEY MATERIAL
MBC where former reality stars go for the final fizzle out of their fifteen minutes of fame.
I find it hilarious that Aviva is doing “boot camp”. I have such a juvenile sense of humor.
Not worth the time to watch. Heidi and Spencer and Natalie are on the level of about 12 year olds, Tyson is a total ass and the rest are boring.
I couldnt make it past the first episode, bit how about Heidi’s father? Wow.
TT, I love the word “clusterfuck” absolutely accurate & priceless! Gotta steal it & use it!