Finally getting around to watching this episode of WWHL. Apparently, there was so drama so I was saving it for the right moment. And so it begins. Whitney Cummings goes straight in for Brandi. She says that Eileen’s house is beautiful. Brandi grew up in a trailer so she was just not used to that kind of environment. Andy shows the picture of Vince in the garage looking out into the driveway. Eileen says that Vince went to the beer fridge in the garage to grab a Corona and much to his surprise there were women brawling in his driveway. He was under the impression that everyone had left.
Andy plays a word association game with Eileen and Whitney. He will say a housewife’s name and they will say what comes to mind. Eileen will respond first followed by Whitney.
Kyle: “Wow, lovely!” “Hair extensions! He hair is not real!”
Brandi: Eileen has no words but Whitney starts screaming “Trash” and “Slut!” and “Betty Ford”
Vanderpump: “Pink!” “Tiny dogs”
Kim Richards: “Sad.” “Hot mess!”
Yolanda “Sweet” Whitney says, “Yolanda Foster, surprisingly not black..”
They show a clip from the next episode of RHOBH where Brandi crashes Kyles party by coming as Kim’s plus one. The scene ends with Kyle screaming fuck you at Kim and giving her the double bird. Whitney says, “Isn’t Brandi cold? She is never wearing any clothes. I’m afraid she is gong to catch pneumonia!” Eileen says Brandi was wearing a “hooker sheet!”
Do you think you and Yolanda get along because you both suffer from bitchy resting face? Wow, that was a dumb question. Eileen says she will cop to that.
How are enjoying being on the show? It’s a mixed bag, kind of like being the POTUS. You start out looking kind of young and then you just age exponentially. She says it has been a great adventure and she has learned a lot.
Do you think Brandi has a real drinking problem? Yes. Or just acts out for attention? I think she has some kind of a problem.
Whitney randomly calls Brandi “white trash.”
How have your soap actor friends responded to you doing RHOBH? Basically, favorably. Most of them were fans of the show anyway. They all ask her what is going to happen.
Which of the housewives has been the most pleasant surprise? She says Lisa Vanderpump, she’s a doll. Everyone talks about the swans being assholes.
Whitney is asked what was the dumbest thing she ever did in public while drunk? And does she have any advice for Brandi? She says Whitney says if you google her we will see what she did in Aspen with Chelsea Handler. Apparently, Chelsea posted her naked butt on her Twitter feed.
The play a crotch game called Hung and the Restless. It was dumb.
Mazel goes to Kim Richards for playing essentially herself on Revenge.
I understand that this is the episode where Brandi drunk tweeted Andy about him bullying her. A tweet she later took down. It was pretty much all Whitney making the comments about Brandi. Other than Eileen’s “hooker sheet” comment she and Andy didn’t have much to say.