Finally getting around to watching this episode of WWHL. Apparently, there was so drama so I was saving it for the right moment. And so it begins. Whitney Cummings goes straight in for Brandi. She says that Eileen’s house is beautiful. Brandi grew up in a trailer so she was just not used to that kind of environment. Andy shows the picture of Vince in the garage looking out into the driveway. Eileen says that Vince went to the beer fridge in the garage to grab a Corona and much to his surprise there were women brawling in his driveway. He was under the impression that everyone had left.
Andy plays a word association game with Eileen and Whitney. He will say a housewife’s name and they will say what comes to mind. Eileen will respond first followed by Whitney.
Kyle: “Wow, lovely!” “Hair extensions! He hair is not real!”
Brandi: Eileen has no words but Whitney starts screaming “Trash” and “Slut!” and “Betty Ford”
Vanderpump: “Pink!” “Tiny dogs”
Kim Richards: “Sad.” “Hot mess!”
Yolanda “Sweet” Whitney says, “Yolanda Foster, surprisingly not black..”
Rinna “Love!” “Hungry!”
They show a clip from the next episode of RHOBH where Brandi crashes Kyles party by coming as Kim’s plus one. The scene ends with Kyle screaming fuck you at Kim and giving her the double bird. Whitney says, “Isn’t Brandi cold? She is never wearing any clothes. I’m afraid she is gong to catch pneumonia!” Eileen says Brandi was wearing a “hooker sheet!”
Do you think you and Yolanda get along because you both suffer from bitchy resting face? Wow, that was a dumb question. Eileen says she will cop to that.
How are enjoying being on the show? It’s a mixed bag, kind of like being the POTUS. You start out looking kind of young and then you just age exponentially. She says it has been a great adventure and she has learned a lot.
Do you think Brandi has a real drinking problem? Yes. Or just acts out for attention? I think she has some kind of a problem.
Whitney randomly calls Brandi “white trash.”
How have your soap actor friends responded to you doing RHOBH? Basically, favorably. Most of them were fans of the show anyway. They all ask her what is going to happen.
Which of the housewives has been the most pleasant surprise? She says Lisa Vanderpump, she’s a doll. Everyone talks about the swans being assholes.
Whitney is asked what was the dumbest thing she ever did in public while drunk? And does she have any advice for Brandi? She says Whitney says if you google her we will see what she did in Aspen with Chelsea Handler. Apparently, Chelsea posted her naked butt on her Twitter feed.
The play a crotch game called Hung and the Restless. It was dumb.
Mazel goes to Kim Richards for playing essentially herself on Revenge.
I understand that this is the episode where Brandi drunk tweeted Andy about him bullying her. A tweet she later took down. It was pretty much all Whitney making the comments about Brandi. Other than Eileen’s “hooker sheet” comment she and Andy didn’t have much to say.
Whitney Cummings WAS an obnoxious attention whore bitch during this show. I fucking wish there was a different guest because she completely hi-jacked the show by keeping attention off Eileen who I love love love.
Whitney was another version of Kenya — constantly trying to bring any (even if unwanted) attention to herself by trying to out-talk the other person. Would love to see them together on WWHL. Realizing this is a pro-Kenya site, I’m ready for your assaults.
Oh my god, I wanted to reach through the TV and smack Whitney. If I were in Eileen’s seat I would have put my arm out to hold her back and said, “Stay out of my shot, Cunt!”
I got the distinct vibe that Eileen was quite annoyed with her but was too polite to say anything.
OK, I just started commenting on this site, but as soon as I saw the c— word, I’m done. I can deal with most 4 and 5 letter words but that I find truly offensive! TOTALLY UNNECESSARY! I’m done. Bye.
Sadly, now you will miss cuntsicle, cunt satchel, cunt biscuit… we were just getting started.
On Sun, Feb 1, 2015 at 8:01 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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TAMARA YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!!!
Tamara, you forgot my favorite cuntsult, “piece of cunt luggage.”
@Jackie: Well, H-E double hockey-sticks! Who’da thunk I’d be the one to offend your delicate sensibilities? Not me!
“That word” is quite de rigueur on this site. When in Rome…
Poor Jackie would never have survived the Bobbi Kristina comments. It’s good versus evil in there and evil is winning. 🙂
On Sun, Feb 1, 2015 at 10:42 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Oh, yes. Even I’m staying far, far away from that
bloodbathum, not bath…blood fight. Yes, blood FIGHT.LOLOLOL. I’m screenshotting this string of comments and saving it as my iPhone wallpaper for all of 2015.
LOL I demand residuals. or that you share the site with friends. lol.
On Mon, Feb 2, 2015 at 12:34 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I thought Eileen looked really beautiful on WWHL. Whitney was funny at times, but needed t tone it down a bit.
Whitney gave an apology to Brandi on twitter. But I wish she hadn’t. Brandi is always saying she’s just using humor and hopes to be a comedian like Chelsey. But she can can not take the heat she gives others. I understand that Chelsey Handler does not care for Brandi. Whitney probably came for Brandi on purpose being the two are close friends.
Over all, I enjoyed Eileen on WWHL. I find her surprisingly down to earth. I wish we saw more of her and less of the drunken tirades by Glanville.
I thought there was a weird vibe to the whole show. Andy seemed disinterested, there was a weird tension between Eileen and Whitney. Andy called the male bartender “Jennifer” instead of “Jeffery” at some point. It was clearly prerecorded. The whole show just seemed off.
On Sun, Feb 1, 2015 at 1:32 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Andy said they couldnt film live that day in NY due to the impending snowpocalypse. The show was taped. Don Lemon drove Eileen & Whitney from the airport for an early taping in his snowmobile. Everyone may have been preoccupied…
Boy oh boy, Brandi sure can dish it out but the wanna be schock jock cant take it!
Andy seems disinterested in his housewives an awful lot lately. He really does seem to resent them. But I definitely do not think he bullied Brandi like she said. He seems to be have an equal amount of contempt for them all lol. Except of course Bethenny.
TT did you see Eileen’s face when Whitney touched her boob, she even brushed her off! That was AKWARD
Chelsea Handler & Brandi have the same book agent, and Chelsea is very good friends with her book agent. She used to make fun of him regularly on her talk show.. He traveled with her on most of her vacations, which were frequent.
Eileen is GORGEOUS! I can’t believe she is 55!!! She looks younger than Brandi.
Eileen does look wonderful. Clearly she doesn’t guzzle down the sauce the way Brandi does – it’s quite aging.
Eileen is wonderful. I hope she’s not just getting the first season nice edit and this is the real her.
I find Whitney so annoying and rude but it did feel great to hear someone saying out loud what I think of Brandi!
Brandi whining to Andy just makes me have more pity for her. She is one sad mess.
I didn’t get he sense that Eileen would be more than “one and done” from her response about enjoying being on the show. I hope not because she is so wonderful as a stand-in for all the viewers as she reacts to the appalling behavior that surrounds her.
Yeah, I saw a glimmer of hope there as well. This is her biggest paycheck so she may hang in for another season. I’ll keep my fingers crossed.
I agree with most that Whitney was obnoxious and kept putting her mug in Eileen’s camera shots! Is it just me or does Whitney look like a brunette Brandi…the cheek bones etc?
I’d never heard of that Whitney person, but she was ready with guns blazing after Brandi. It was great, even though she did hog the whole show. I got the feeling Eileen was sitting there wondering what she had gotten herself into.
The show did seem to have a weird vibe. Andy didn’t look too thrilled with all the Brandi insults either. Every time Whitney mentioned her name he just brushed over it and moved on. I agree WC went a little overboard with the insults. Overall it was uncomfortable to watch.
I was really disappointed with Whitney.
I get that she’s a comedian and I do find her funny, but she really went in on Brandi and it wasn’t coming across as funny. She was going for blood. Not that I like Brandi, but Whitney doesn’t know her so the stream of really awful comments seemed really out of place and rude. Especially next to Eileen who for the most part was calm and collected.
If the woman to your left deals with her more on a personal level and has nothing to say, I really don’t get where Whitney’s vendetta came from
I lol at the recaps. I like Whitney’s comments and hope Eileen And Claudia don’t leave. They are both entertaining.
Eileen was beautiful, gracious and funny. Whitney was a stage hog and embarrassing. I think Andy is counting the minutes until he gets some alcohol in his brain.
I bet that’s why Andy seems off. Isn’t he not drinking this month?
Eileen actually said ‘hooker chic’ as in Brandi wears hooker couture :p
Whitney ended up issuing an apology to Brandi on her Twitter.
I really wished that Eileen was on solo. I found her stories (the transgender boy who reached out to her because he thought Eileen was trans or soap stars being served real alcohol in the 80s) to be fascinating.
I really hope she’s asked back next season, but with Andy, you never know.
I thought Whitney was hilarious! However, it did seem like Eileen wanted to slap her a few times for speaking over her while Eileen was trying to answer questions! I thought Eileen said “hooker chic”…?
Oh! LOL. That is probably what she said. She was off camera when she said it and I couldn’t quite make it out.
On Sun, Feb 1, 2015 at 3:51 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I wonder how Brandi came to the realization that she was being an absolute hypocrite for complaining about being “bullied” on WWHL? Once you speak with such vulgarity about another woman’s genitals, it’s open season on your issues.
Thank you!! Exactly. After all the nasty, slanderous things she has said about and to the housewives, I thought she had some big hypocritical balls to be offended.
Whitney wasn’t funny. The show felt uncomfortable.
Brandi is always making “jokes” at the expense of others and being rude and obnoxious because she’s anxious but GOD FORBID anyone does the same to her.
Maybe Whitney was just nervous, Brandi??? Stop bullying her for having anxiety!!!! *please note sarcasm
I didn’t like Whitney on her T.V. show but I thought she was funny on WWHL. She was hogging up the space but I think she felt she could because she was going in on Brandi so hard.
Thank you for your recaps.if i miss a show i go to your site!! Or if see it love to see what your view was. Do not like whitney at all.shes not funny.elieen i like she brings normal to the show.brandys a mess and to much filler-botox
In Brandi’s strange sexual fantasies will she be like the next Chelsea Handler. And Chelsea would not have whined about being so-called bullied on a talk show. She would have tweeted some hilarious comebacks.
Ugh….so over Brandi.
I love Eileen.
i wanted to reach through the screen and smack Whitney. I wanted more Eileen but Whitney kept interjecting. She craves attention and I don’t really find her jokes funny (except for a few about Brandi).
I actually really enjoyed this episode of WWHL, which I hardly ever watch. I wanted to see Eileen and knew Whitney was a comedian pal of Chelsea Handler. I don’t think Whitney was over the top because Eileen was just soooo slow answering some questions. There would have been so much dead air if Whitney hadnt kept sticking her face in front of Eileen’s, answering for her. I thought Eileen finally came up with “Hooker chic” (not sheet) as her comment, but you probably are right about the comment being about Brandi’s clothing later.
I wish Whitney hadn’t apologized, but I think she threw the best shade in her apology tweet: She said “I come from doing the roasts, so sometimes I forget not everyone is a fellow comedian accustomed to facetious insults”. Brandi of course, thinks she is a huge comedian, and blows off critics of her podcast comments (such as being disappointed she wasn’t molested as a child), saying “It’s adult comedy, folks!” On top of that, she has been whining about wanting a Chelsea Handler type talk show. I wish I had been a fly on the wall when Brandi read that she is obviously not “a fellow comedian”, unable to get the humor in facetious insults.