I so wish I could remember to watch Shep Smith on Fox News. It is fucking hysterical. It’s like a news parody with a lot of actual news mixed in. I totes recommend him. I don’t know what this show is but I understand the chicks love for him for the whole “The Anchorman” thing.
Highlights, down on your knees, free balling and wear less clothes.
I mean. YES. How is this not hilarious AND mocking Don Lemon at the same time? ROFLMAO.
On Sat, Jan 31, 2015 at 4:29 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Exactly! Love me some Shep in the afternoons. I’ve been watching him for years and he’s always on point, funny and sarcastic (all in one person!).
This dude is SO trying to close the deal. i love how he slipped that in there and she didnt seem offended at ALL.
Is that really Kennedy from mtv?? I didn’t hear the Don lemon thing. Are you talking subtle? I was expecting something more up front.
Don was heavily mocked for driving around hyping things up in his “blizzardmobile” I’m shocked you didn’t see it.
On Sat, Jan 31, 2015 at 4:35 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Andy Cohen has been ripping Lemon too. I hope the asshole gets all the ridicule he deserved and didn’t get for his Ferguson coverage.
oh I saw it I HATE DON LEMON.
On Sat, Jan 31, 2015 at 4:37 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
> Don was heavily mocked for driving around hyping things up in his > “blizzardmobile” I’m shocked you didn’t see it. > > On Sat, Jan 31, 2015 at 4:35 PM, Tamara Tattles [email protected]> wrote: > >>
@TT~ Can’t believe that I missed that tool, Don on snow patrol. Shep manages to take botox and spray tan to whole new heights. Kennedy has come a long way from MTV. If you ever watch, The Soup, they often have Shep Smith bits….he is the gift that keeps on giving.
that shady queen– i LOVE him too <3
Back during the Gore-Bush election mess, everything came down to Florida. All of the reporters from all of the news stations were in Tallahassee and clustered around the Capitol buildings and parking spaces were a hard thing to find. A woman was standing in a parking place holding it for her station’s news van. Shep hit her with his vehicle; not enough to hurt her but enough to get the parking space. I’ve always loved that story about him. It wasn’t long after that he was in NY @ Fox.
LOL LOL LOL SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!! You HAVE to be kidding?! If he really did that, then that makes him my favorite person in the world, currently.
Could he be more demeaning to Kennedy?? Between the “love you on your knees” comment & recommending she wear less clothing on her show I find him repulsive. Would he have the same recommendation for one of his male colleagues starting a new show?? Pitiful….
LOL it must suck not to be in on the joke.
On Sat, Jan 31, 2015 at 7:02 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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He is by FAR the best gay anchor on television. He beats Cooper and Lemon by a lot. Well, everyone beats Lemon by a lot.
That segment was so goofy and unintentionally hilarious. So many random innuendos. And the Don Lemon shade towards the end was utterly delicious. “Some of our ‘friends’…” LOL
I love that he clearly double dipped in the tanning pond to make it even funnier. He is awesome. As for the story peach told.
In my present humor I could hear myself screaming at the parking lot bitch. “YOU CAN’T HOLD SPACES CUNT SATCHEL! I CAN MOW YOU DOWN SLOWLY OR I CAN MOW YOU DOWN HARD OR YOU CAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PARKING SPACE!”
Yeah, I’m kinda bitchy today. It’s tiring. I’ll go to bed soon.
On Sat, Jan 31, 2015 at 7:39 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I just read what Peach said, and I can’t stop laughing at what an HBIC he is. I seriously can’t.
We’ve ALL been in that position where packing is crazy, and people are getting desperate. Last week, a lady used her own child to block parking spaces for their dad that was in another vehicle. They parked in my spot, and I was just thinking to myself: “SHAME SHAME SHAME!”
Back when I was living with my mom in San Francisco, she stashed a large orange construction cone to save ‘her’ spot every time she had to move her car.
She put it out there for YEARS every time she went out, which granted wasn’t too incredibly often, and never ONCE did someone move it to take the spot.
Total bitch move, but hilarious nonetheless.
I think my love of your mama may surpass my love for you.
Ten Tamara Tattles Tokens! and ten more inherited.
On Sat, Jan 31, 2015 at 9:54 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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That would be EPIC!
@Psylocke I knew you came from good stock.
Aww that completely made …my mothers…night!
Eh – not so much…
At least six or seven years ago, Shep was showing a story about a two-headed salamandar. Scientists were trying to decide how to kill it so they could study it. The camera comes back to Shep and he says, “Why don’t they just step on it?” Still cracks me up.
That’s so messed up yet so funny. It gets funnier each time I read.
Fire up the blizzard mobile, tell Don Lemon to grab a piss pot and a can of sardines, another storms acomin’.