Lisa Vanderpump may trash talk my girl Kristen Doute, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t agree with her. It’s clear in her vlog this week that Lisa thinks Sandoval banged Miami Girl. Frankly, I think that Lisa secretly loves Kristen!
What an explosive episode! Kristen is pretending to be upset at listening to this story, but really, she couldn’t be happier. This is music to her ears.
Oh my god, I saw Tom’s heart almost jumping out of his shirt when he first laid eyes on that girl on the other side of the bar. I don’t like it when I see Tom Sandoval just hightail it out of there. I’d have more respect for the situation if he stood his ground, if he really had conviction. Otherwise, it kind of looked a little guilty to me if I’m honest.
When I saw Kristen be so blatantly rude and disrespectful to Diana, it absolutely makes me see red. Diana is a very good manager, and she deserved a lot more respect than that.
Oh look! There’s a job that Schwartzy can do without having a panic attack. A little skip and a jump? Perfect. There’s something about Schwartz–I see Katie’s dilemma–he’s like a naughty, lovable little golden retriever that can kind of shit everywhere and chew every toy up and then he kind of comes toward you and you’re like, “Aww.”
I have to say, it’s highly unlikely that a girl would travel all the way across the country to scream at somebody that “You slept with me” if it didn’t happen. I”m just saying! She claims that, you know, he has a small situation down there and that he shaves everything. I mean, I don’t want to know. I’m definitely getting too much information from this scene, but all I’m saying is if he does shave his forehead, I guess he could shave anything