Lisa Vanderpump may trash talk my girl Kristen Doute, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t agree with her. It’s clear in her vlog this week that Lisa thinks Sandoval banged Miami Girl. Frankly, I think that Lisa secretly loves Kristen!

What an explosive episode! Kristen is pretending to be upset at listening to this story, but really, she couldn’t be happier. This is music to her ears.
Oh my god, I saw Tom’s heart almost jumping out of his shirt when he first laid eyes on that girl on the other side of the bar. I don’t like it when I see Tom Sandoval just hightail it out of there. I’d have more respect for the situation if he stood his ground, if he really had conviction. Otherwise, it kind of looked a little guilty to me if I’m honest.
When I saw Kristen be so blatantly rude and disrespectful to Diana, it absolutely makes me see red. Diana is a very good manager, and she deserved a lot more respect than that.
Oh look! There’s a job that Schwartzy can do without having a panic attack. A little skip and a jump? Perfect. There’s something about Schwartz–I see Katie’s dilemma–he’s like a naughty, lovable little golden retriever that can kind of shit everywhere and chew every toy up and then he kind of comes toward you and you’re like, “Aww.”
I have to say, it’s highly unlikely that a girl would travel all the way across the country to scream at somebody that “You slept with me” if it didn’t happen. I”m just saying! She claims that, you know, he has a small situation down there and that he shaves everything. I mean, I don’t want to know. I’m definitely getting too much information from this scene, but all I’m saying is if he does shave his forehead, I guess he could shave anything
Bristling situation.
Oh hell no. Lisa V has made her feelings about Kristen crystal clear on many occasions. Kristen is also fired next week. She has not liked Kristen for a long time, but you need cause to fire someone.
She also clearly believes that Tom cheated on Ariana. So do I. That doesn’t mean she is a “Kristen fan”.
You don’t really need a cause. You can say it just didn’t work out. Kristen is part of a cast, Lisa doesn’t keep her employed because she is a good waitress, lol. Just like Stassi, they brought her back to cause conflict. No one really cares though. Kristen basically is the show at this point, like Brandi is on the HWs. People love to watch crazy.
She has a reason. Kristen cursed out the manager.
Kristen wasn’t working at the time and she wasn’t inside sur when the incident happened,so none of it has anything to do with Lisa .The employees who left their work stations should have been fired they walk away or ran in Tom’s case.Sheena was the one screaming causing a scene why wasn’t she fired the manager had to come outside to haul her back in to work.Tom is no better than the rest of his sleazy friend’s of course he slept with that girl.
Kristen wasn’t working,what she says or does on her own time isn’t Lisa’s business, time to call a lawyer.
You’re not very smart.
On Wed, Feb 4, 2015 at 1:46 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Thanks for the insult,your very rude not worth bothering with.
I want to see if that lawyer can keep a straight face after he get’s his retainer check.
Lisa loves viewers and she knows Kristen’s crazy gets them.
I agree!! I don’t think she will fire cray cray Kristen, whom I love to watch. Her special kind of crazy is why I tune in!!!
Why would anyone watch this show if not for Kristen — to watch Tom & Ariana make ironic remarks? Schwartz is a goofy yet sweet guy but he’s as exciting as watching paint dry and Scheana, while pretty, is as dull as dishwater. Jax and Stassi are just repulsive at this point.
Kristen *is* the show — I’m giggling right now thinking of how she sat right across from James and explained how she was going to break Tom and Ariana up! God I love her!
I doubt Kristen will stay fired. Lisa knows that not only is Crazy Kristen a tv fan favorite, tourists come to SUR, hoping to see the drunken staff smacking each other down. I love Lisa for a lot of reasons. Her P.T. Barnum savvy of what draws the crowds is one of them. No matter how much Kristen yells or cries, she always looks like she’s having fun. How can anyone not adore her???
Kristen is fired or put on unpaid leave all the time. She isn’t going anywhere.
On Fri, Jan 30, 2015 at 3:32 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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She brings the circus and can star in all three rings at the same time.
Oooh, the shade. Lisa serving us tea british style.
No matter what the drama is, I’m tuning in!
I think something inappropriate happened but what I’m not sure. Ariana irritates me for some reason. I suppose this Miami girl could of flown across the country just to be on TV, but why did Tom bolt? Kristen is not going anywhere. There has to be a pot stirrer and it’s Kristen. This season and last would of been boring without her!
Sometimes things are happening around you that distract you when you are posting! I guess I didn’t get a passing grade?
I deleted her comment.
On Sat, Jan 31, 2015 at 7:33 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Lmao!
Totally agree! I just DO NOT LIKE ARIANNA! Her passive aggressive bs gets on my nerves! Everyone hates Kristen for cheating with Jax but they take all kinds of sh** from him and stay friends with him no matter what he does. Meanwhile, Tom Sandavol is no better. It made me like Arianna even less when she kissed Tom and vowed to believe everything he said. He clearly cheated on her. What a puss for sitting there lying. He looked like he’d seen a ghost when that girl walked up to him. And furthermore, Arianna has been talking smack about Kristen from her first scene on the show with that comment about being prettier than her . Cooler than her… She clearly thinks she’s sooo cool. (Gag) why was she comparing herself to Kristen back then If she wasn’t after her boyfriend from the get go? She’s been after him, she took advantage of the break up and has been instrumental in ostresizing Kristen since. She’s boring And brings nothing to the show. Without Kristen , the show is a snooze fest. I’m not a fan of Stassi , even tho she brought the drama . But I don’t think that Kristen is getting a fair shake. And Schaena was the one who should’ve been fired. She wAs actually working and came outside to the patio to scream at Kristen , so she could, once again make everything about her! She’s totally annoying to me.
I totally agree.What I don’t understand is what right does an employer have to dictate what an employee says or does on their own time.The Vanderpumps have over the years shown us their nasty self important side.Arianna is so gross her kissy kissy with Tom is childish if she is such a genius why is she a bar tender and not working on wall street?Kristen in my opinion should contact a lawyer and take the high and mighty Vanderpumps to task.Kristen is no bigger s— disturber than Lisa is on the housewives she’s always trying to cause trouble of course darling then it’s always a joke.
Thank you Tamara! I cant with Ariana, she comes across a real try hard (I’m so cool-GAG), Scheana is righteous but she was a mistress once! I would not watch the show without Kristen.
I’m not a Kristen fan but must admit I watch because I like that she is BATSHIT CRAZY and doesn’t really care what people think about it! Do I think Lisa will fire her not really!
Maybe Lisa will exile Kristen to “Pump”!
It’s really gross how flippant she is about panic attacks.
The way she talks down to most everyone is also gross. I used to love Lisa….that is changing.
I don’t think she is flippant about panic attacks just Tom and his supposed attack at the thought of actually working an eight hours shift every day! Maybe is she or we could see this panic attack it would be more believable! His girlfriend wasn’t even buying the BS he was selling!
I love the irony of you being flippant about panic attacks while defending someone else who is flippant of panic attacks.
On Fri, Jan 30, 2015 at 8:20 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I’m not being flippant about a true panic attack! In my line of work I can’t be but it also doesn’t mean that people don’t say it just because! I guess I’m not very clear! I don’t understand what the big deal is!
Yeah, Lisa’s panic attacks are so not funny if you have ever had to deal with them. I think a lot of people use the term “panic attack” to mean they got nervous… not the same thing at all.
On Fri, Jan 30, 2015 at 6:58 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I had one real deal panic attack in high school over learning to balance a check book. I’ve always had anxiety & I’ve gotten panicky on several occasions but a true panic attack is nerve wracking & not something I want to ever experience again.
Right.
And no thanks, but I don’t want or need to watch someone go thru the horror of a panic attack on TV.
The Vanderpumps are no better than the Hilton’s their moron son said everyone else are pheasants that’s their attitude as well.
I’m more of a duck than a pheasant.
On Wed, Feb 4, 2015 at 1:42 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I wouldn’t fly across the country to vindicate myself because a one night stand didn’t admit he slept with me. Um, isn’t the point of a one night stand to be one and done? If I were a crazy B (and I’ve had my moments) and wanted some TV notoriety, I would definitely fly cross country just to stir up some trouble. Wouldn’t mean I slept with him. Would just mean I’m a fame-whoring nut job.
Yup!!! Who does that? That’s crazy behavior! The endgame is what?
A few episode arc on a reality show??
I wonder when I will lose my sanity and dignity to fly across country to convince someone who could give a damn about me that we had sex? All on national TV!! The financial possibilities must be endless lol!
Exactly. Made for tv trip. If I ignore that, then I’d have to agree with Lisa. But I can’t so I won’t. 🙂
I’m not sure what to think. Ariana seems confidant Tom didn’t cheat and claims to have talked to him several times during the 7 hr. he supposedly spent spilling his heart to MG. And that her brother was along on the trip. Sandoval had to be busy, chatting them both up, convincing Ariana’s brother he was being a good boy. More women would be quick to suspect something, she appears calm and unsuspecting. MG could very well be a fame whore-and a crazy stalker. With that frozen face, how else will she find her 15 min. of fame? Maybe Tom had already detected crazy and was a little scared. Only my hairdresser knows for sure. I just keep watching in hopes of Kristen going down in flames.Tom doesn’t want her, James may actually wise up and I don’t think Jax wants 2nd’s. I don’t think Lisa is a fan, at least not as far as for SUR’s best interests. I’m sure they get extra traffic from fans checking out this ever intermingling group, but Kristen causes too many distractions with her tantrums, drinks on the job, gives Lisa ultimatums, and manages to cause unrest everywhere she goes. Plus that pose Kristen does with her finger behind her front teeth seems to be pushing out her front teeth, giving her the appearance of a beaver.
A desperate girl would most definitely fly across the country for a chance to be featured on a very popular tv show though! C’mon Lisa!!