The Task: Host a Circle Line Boat Tour around the city with an original theme and provide the entertainment. The winner will be decided solely on guest feedback.
I titled this episode of Celebrity Apprentice before watching so if the captain doesn’t go down with the ship, I may have to think of a better title. The official title is ” It’s Like A Booze Cruise With Knowledge.” Which seems dumb. So hopefully we see a captain go down with their ship. 🙂 Winner gets $30K
Kenya Moore, Brandi Glanville, Leeza Gibbons, Johnny Damon, Ian Zierling
Project Manager: Brandi Glanville
Brandi points out that Sig may think he as the advantage because he is the captain, but Sig is not going to be driving the boat. They are basically throwing a party and Brandi certainly knows how to party. When Brandi is passing out tasks she so far has given everyone something to do except for Kenya. Leeza has a talking head where she talks about her devotion to Brandi. I used to like Leeza. Past tense. Leeza implies that Kenya wants the team to fail. Brandi asks Kenya if she wants to be in charge of the entertainment and the graphics. Which is pretty much everything. Interesting. Kenya points out those are two very broad things. If they could come up with a theme, that would help her tremendously. It’s all very polite. And Kenya has Ian who is very pro-Kenya to support her. Leeza talks about Brandi and Ian teaming up against Brandi? Really? How about how they just get along like you do with the trashbox that is Brandi Glanville, Leeza. Kenya throws out ideas for themes because Brandi seems to have none. Everyone seems to like Mardi Gras Manhattan except for Brandi. Brandi wants the theme to be more New York. I think she has a valid point. Kenya asks Brandi what charity she is playing for and she says Make A Wish. Kenya compliments her charity and says she wants to make it clear that she is on board and wants to win. Brandi says she doesn’t believe Kenya and thinks she wants to see her go down. Brandi doesn’t get how this game is played. It’s a team effort at this point.
No one wants to be in the boardroom. No. One. As long as they are the same team, they are ON THE SAME TEAM.
Brandi agrees to go to Mardi Gras at first. But then changes her mind. I agree with Brandi. Brandi goes with Leeza’s idea of Big Apple Bonanza. Whatever that means. It is very NYC focused. Kenya offers to sing her Gone With The Wind Fabulous. Brandi thinks it’s a good idea, because if they lose, she can try to get Kenya fired.
Brandi’s cruise goes well. The entire team is working together. Leeza narrated the cruise very well. Someone says, “It’s like a booze cruise with knowledge.” Johnny got the band. They are a well oiled machine. They will win.
Kenya sings her Gone With The Wind Song! Everyone twirls. It was way over the top. She lies on the deck and does pelvic thrusts. A parent literally covers her child’s eyes. If they lose, Kenya is gone. Brandi recovers with a congo line.
Geraldo Rivera, Sig Hansen , Vivica Fox, Kate Gosselin
Project Manager: Sig Hansen
They are planning the tour on the boat which is really rocking. Geraldo tries to take over. He wants some stupid war reenactments. Really? Some of his ideas are good but this is not one of them. This one is so bad that Vivica and Kate put aside their differences to stop his plan from happening. That’s bad. These two hate each other. Vivica has thrown Kate under the bus in the boardroom EVERY WEEK. They totally need to try to oust Geraldo if they lose.
After Sig and the gang shoot down the revolutionary war theme, they come up with “The Sexiest Catch” Sig knows the president of Hooters and asks if he should get some Hooters girls on the boat. Sig and Geraldo are all in. Kate and Vivica think this is a bad idea. This is a family, touristy cruise. The ladies are probably right.
Sig’s charity is the Coast Guard Foundation he is trying to get a fly by or something from the Coast Guard.
Sig’s bartenders are late and he is having to haul ice and booze and start the setup. When the bartenders get there, Sig loses his shit on them. Sig is in captain’s mode (even though Geraldo is wearing the captain’s uniform, Because, Geraldo.) and he is having a major outburst.
Geraldo narrates the cruise for Vortex. There are a lot of women on their cruise that don’t seem to be feeling the Hooters girls. Everyone gets cute sailor hats. It does look like a lot of fun. But Geraldo is boring everyone with facts and history of the huddled masses yearning to be free. He’s also screaming “Screw the Terrorists!” Geraldo needs to go home. OTOH Trump would be all about terrorist screwing so he’s probably safe. Geraldo interviews the brainless Hooters girls. #Fail
The coast guard shows up. Sig gets emotional.
Sig talks about the Coast Guard and how brave and helpful they are. Sig says he thinks he won. Sig tries to justify bringing in the Hooters girls. Kate says that Hooters girls were probably not a good idea. Sig is basically go big or go home. Geraldo sucks up to Sig. Geraldo says they are both seafarers.
Brandi says that everyone is good. Brandi says she and Kenya put their differences aside. Trump asks if she would fire Keyna if they lose. She says no. She doesn’t think they will lose. Ian starts throwing Brandi under the bus.
Brandi’s team reviews were it was a really fun cruise but the theme was weak and the Manhattan theme was not played up very much. Also Kenya’s performance was iffy. Some people thought Kenya’s performance was not classy. It was not.
Sig’s team reviews said that the trip was fun and they liked the cupcakes and the theme. The negatives were Geraldo. He was polarizing in his political views. He got very high marks, or they thought he went too far politically. The women did not like the Hooters theme.
Brandi’s team won. Brandi says she is very happy to win, but she feels bad for the coast guard and asks Trump to give them money too. VERY classy move by Brandi. And Trump agrees to give the coast guard $25K. Who says we can’t have touching moments with Brandi? When she is sober she can be delightful and selfless. As they are leaving, Trump personally congratulates Kenya.
Brandi won 50K. She is thrilled with her team. I have a bit of an allergy problem.
Everyone agrees that Sig needs to go. Sig is out.
Geraldo stops Sig at the elevator and personally donates another $40K for his charity. Wow. This was a really nice episode with no ratchetness.