Of all the idiots on Vanderpump Rules, Tom Schwartz seems to be the most easy-going. Sure he’s a bit socially anxious, but he seems like a nice guy. He puts up with all of Jax’ crap without much grumbling and seems to have a very laid back attitude to the drama. That said, he is clearly completely over Stassi and how she treated is girl, Katie. In his blog post this week her refers to her as “fallen dictator”.
But the interesting thing is his ominous comment at the end. He seems to have some guilt about something and preparing to make a confession. Will that be the end of Schwartz and Katie?
Before I roast Stass, let me just say I don’t enjoy talking sh–. It makes me feel dirty inside. Anyways, I hear Stassi say things like, “I’m done.” Get over it and yourself. It’s exhausting me to see her behave this way. She is seriously corny and is starting to seem like a parody of herself, minus the redeeming stuff. Dressing like she is 40 to try and project a more mature image, like a little girl who walks out of her mom’s closet. Can I remind everyone who has been boasting about how she’s grown and matured all season? Surely someone who has grown could quicky asses this situation and see that it’s barely worth an argument and surely not worth jeopardizing a beautiful friendship. Surely someone who has “matured” so much would have perspective on this situation. Someone who has matured wouldn’t be so rigid and judgmental in their thinking. So quick to judge everyone but herself.
I try and look at both sides objectively on this matter involving Katie’s so-called “betrayal.” I could see how Stassi may be slightly hurt or feel a little betrayed, but her reaction is completely over the top and unwarranted. Nine out of 10 would agree. It really exemplifies just how immature Stassi can be. Her pea brain can’t even fathom how Katie can hang out with “these people.” I want to believe she knows her case is tenuous but is too damn stubborn to cave. Also, she has got it in her mind that cutting off all ties with us is imperative and integral to her well being. I think at one point she cries that Katie is “her last link to these people.” That comment says so much about her, and it’s not good. She has to dehumanize Katie in the moment to subconsciously feel like less of a sh–ty person, referring to her as a “last tie,” as opposed to a great friend, then refers to the rest of the group as “these people.” By this logic she should sit her dog Zoey down (who originally was Jax’s family dog) and explain to her that she has to give her up because she’s her “last, last link” to Jax. Another example of her lame and completely unwarranted superiority complex. It was kind of sad to see her sit there and defend herself so stubbornly, like a fallen dictator who hopelessly still believes her own propaganda.
It’s like Stass has always been a pain in the ass, but she always balanced it by maintaining some endearment. Well that has worn thin quicky in light of recent events and behavior, leaving her pretty unbearable. I always have been quick to defend Stass, but her stock has plummeted in my book, and that’s saying something. I mean, I may just be one of the most forgiving, understanding guys out there. She knows how much Katie cares about her, and Katie made it perfectly clear why she went. A good person and true friend would be able to step outside of their shoes and really try and see the issue from the other person’s POV. Katie wants to let go of these petty grudges and move forward. If anyone has grown in the matter, it’s clearly Katie. Being able to let go and forgive are massive steps in maturing. Inability to forgive is a telltale sign of small-minded person. For Stass, in regards to issues involving the rest of us, it’s always black and white. Her way or the highway (I’ll gladly take the highway). That’s not realistic, though. Life’s gray. Lots of gray.
Anyways, who really gives a shite what I think. I have plenty of my own problems at the moment. There’s some stuff weighing pretty heavily that I want to get off my chest.
I think Tom is wanting to come out of the closet.
I’ve decided Schwartz is probably straight. Or at least straighter than the rest.
I have to agree TT. I Think he is straight. Not sure what he is alluding to though unless it’s cheating on Katie
I agree with you Tamara. I am very curious as to what is weighing so heavily on his chest! Also, a while back I heard about a trust fund is it Tom or Katie with the trust fund?
We are speculating about Tom having a trustfund. We have no proof of that.
I think he’s cheated. It’s clear he’s cheated. Dumb ass tom pretty much gave it away. And he knows that Jax is going to spill the beans soon anywhere.
Maybe everyone’s been fooled, and he’s the Tom who slept with that girl in Miami…hmmmmm.
NICE CLIFFHANGER, Schwartz!!!! GAH.
Otherwise, well said!
He seems very smart and insightful…I like him.
Who writes these things? I don’t believe the majority of the cast (on this, or any other show) write their blogs-many of them are not terribly articulate and it seems that few if any have gone to college.
They write them. Many of them have been to college. Some are better at writing than others. And they probably have a friend or someone look it over before submitting.
On Sun, Jan 25, 2015 at 4:18 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I thought Tom’s blog was spot on. I’m pretty sure he said he was a premed major before he left town to go to LA to model and act, which his parents weren’t thrilled about at all. Its not surprising, to me, that he’s smarter than the others.
Not to say I don’t like Tom because out of everyone I like him the best, but anyone can be premed, (I mean I am lol) so unless you actually graduate and get into med school, it doesn’t mean much
Yup. I also think “Miami Girl” cheated with Tom SCHWARTZ. If so, he and Katie worked it out. I think they are still together, right?
Maybe this Miami Girl will bring the “stained blue dress”?
Good one.
I only read the cast blogs from your site. I never go to the bravo site anymore. Thank you for posting this or I would have never seen it. I bet it’s about him cheating on Katie or about Kristen and Tom. So juicy , love love love your blog.
Thanks. The Bravo site seems very quirky and at times hard to load since they “updated” it.
I really like Tom Schwartz. He is clearly uncomfortable and trying to maintain peace every time the others start bickering. Actually, I like most of the cast with the exception of a few. Jax and Stassi belong together because they think the same way, very narcissistic. And where is this Patrick – does he not want to be on camera? Is he married? I TOTALLY understand why Katie went to Miami. She wanted to strengthen her relationship with Tom. Funny how there wasn’t any fighting on that trip. I agree with Tom, the reason Stassi was crying at her and Katie’s restaurant scene is because she sees her power fading and can’t believe it. If I were with my best friends, and I was crying, they never would’ve cut out – they would’ve helped work it out. Katie’s love for Tom is winning against her friendship with Stassi – let’s hope his confession isn’t too devastating. Susan May
At least Jax would give you a good beasty sweaty bumming. Of course you’d have to take the prerequisite PeP, and STD antibiotics afterwards, but hey, it’s something. Better than just sitting there being a crotchety old maid that gives people tension headaches. I mean, at least you’d get an orgasm. And you could lick him. And maybe sniff him.
But, ew, obviously. Jax, yuck. *makes vomit face*
Stassi, go away. You have no story line here . You said last season that you were done and left for NY. Why did you return to VR? Just …simply , go away. None wants you at VR or SUR. Your jewelry line, what a joke. Go back to the hole you crawled out from to try and intertain the Reality Show biz and get a life.
I think a gay love triangle. Jax, Schwartz, & Tom. Great for ratings.
And my dreams.
Without Tom. He’s like the camp gay one that showed up for the “gay for pay” casting thinking he could pull of a straight boy act, and ruins the whole authenticity of the movie. He’s only dating someone called Ariana because he’s the head of the Ariana Grande Fanclub and is trying to get her attention. Maybe.
Interesting ending. I wonder if him and Stassi slept together, since all them have slept with each other at one time or another.
Stassi used to be my favorite before she stopped interacting with everybody and her Hillary Clinton makeover. She’s useless now.
“Hillary Clinton makeover”???? I just choked on my morning cup of tea! laughing!! I’m going to have to pay attention, I hadn’t noticed her wardrobe this season because I’m always waiting to see what comes out of her mouth! Tonight, I’ll be watching for the wardrobe!!! Thanks “Meow” for a RARE Monday morning giggle!!!! I always sign my name because I don’t know how to for it not to post my dumb WordPress sign in lol! Happy Monday!!
Susan May in WV
Maybe Swartz slept with Jason…Nothing from this group of people shock me anymore.
Kristen is SERIOUSLY disturbed (or damned good acting like she is) Ariana is the only sane reasonable one (maybe Katie too) in that whole group. How could Tom S. be so stupid to always be surprised at how ‘nutso’ Kristen is? And Jason…if he didn’t act so goofy I’d feel sorry for him. Who puts up with a girlfriend that obsesses over an ex like he does? I hope Lisa V. fires her for good this time. Scheana with that annoying K.Kardashian voice of hers should only speak in sign language. And Stassi has lost her queen bee status and she might have a nervous breakdown and go away. We should be so lucky.
I HAVEN’T WATCHED YET!
But I shall defend Kristen tomorrow you skank! 🙂
On Tue, Jan 27, 2015 at 12:20 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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So sorry TT, I didn’t realize Kristen was one of your favs, but to quote The elegant Phaedra (ha!) if it looks disturbed, talks like its disturbed, and walks like it’s disturbed……it MUST be disturbed! (I know she was talking about ducks, but you get my drift. I didn’t mean to spoil the episode for you, but since Kristen has been on this show she has displayed (to me)behavior that makes me think she ain’t wrapped too tight. Maybe it’s an act or maybe she needs some serious meds or counseling on how to move the eff on. 🙂
She is out of her mind, but she is most definitely the star of that show.
I will be VERY interested to see if Lisa fires her.