I try to save the Bravo blogs posts for late in the week or early in the weekend, when the news cycle tends to slow so we will still have something to talk about. But this week, y’all just can’t seem to wait. So now that I have posted Kim’s blog, I can’t wait to post Brandi’s. Thanks to those of you oldbies that have been here long enough to know that the blog posts will come and we will talk about all of them.
That said, Brandi is a cunt. Brandi is a purposeful cunt who chooses to be a cunt to people who have done absolutely nothing to her. Brandi thinks showing her cuntiness on camera is the only way to stay on the show. She’s probably right. She’s a worthless piece of whiny crap who belittles everyone she has ever had a relationship with until they leave her. I pity her children.
Poker night…Kyle called me and asked me to bring champagne in the car for the ride over to poker night at Eileen’s,
and we shared one bottle. I generally drink wine, not champagne, and was feeling good. As all of my friends have pointed out to me, it’s the third glass that usually takes me to the dark side.
And yet you are never seen without a wine glass in your hand. You tried to walk out with one of Eileen’s at her party.
Kyle had as much to drink as I did, but it didn’t seem to affect her. I guess she must have a really HIGH tolerence.
Eileen’s house is beautiful on the outside–and it may be a dick thing to say–but creepy on the inside in my opinion. I switched over to white wine, and while there were a few appetizers (one made with kids’ frozen mini pancakes and oddly colored salmon), there really wasn’t much to eat, and it was dinner time after all.
So you meet a women you were a fan of and you act like a fool and throw wine in her face and then when she invites you into her home, you insult her house and her hospitality on television and then to really drive your ungrateful cuntiness home, you repeat it on a blog. I was torn as whose side to be on in the lawsuit that Joanna is bringing against this fetid twat, but congrats Brandi, you are even slimier than Joanna Krupa. I hope she leaves you penniless hooking on Sunset Boulevard.
We sit to learn poker. I’m drunk and hungry, and all these smart women act like it’s rocket science. It was ridiculous.
I think you are confusing rich with smart. There was no overabundance of intellect at the table. There was an abundance of manners and tolerance for the two drunks at the table. Eileen exhibited both intelligence and class. YOU were ridiculous.
Sitting next to Kim, even in my intoxicated state, I see that she isn’t herself. I tried to pretend like all was fine but knew that I needed to get her out of there. Kim had been sick for weeks coughing really violently whenever I was around her, and I asked her to go to the doctor, but she said it was just bronchitis.
So you thought her behavior was caused by bronchitis? You are your BFF are enjoying some cigars despite her terrible case of bronchitis? You needed to get her out of there because she was coughing? I don’t recall her coughing while she was sucking down that cigar.
Everyone is noticing Kim isn’t herself, and Kyle and Kim go off to the restroom. As Kim came out, she wanted Kyle to leave her alone and to leave. I went over to try and help Kim get the heck out of there. Kim wanted to say goodbye before leaving for some reason, so we went in the kitchen, and I grabbed a slice of pizza, because I was starving. I try to get Kim out of Eileen’s house, because it’s clear to me that Kyle wants to have this bad situation play out in front of the other ladies. I don’t want that to happen, so I try to get Kim to leave.
Kyle only wants to “help” Kim when Kyle has an audience.
In that moment of time, Kim was not in the right state of mind or condition to have any kind of conversation or altercation, yet Kyle persisted, even going as far as getting physical and grabbing me twice, as well as breaking my skin open to keep me from removing Kim from this bad situation. So ask yourself this question: If Kyle was so worried and embarrassed about Kim’s behavior, then why wouldn’t she just let me get Kim home and out of this embarrassing situation? Even in my intoxicated state, I knew that was the only solution.
Because sending a relapsed addict off in a limo full of alcohol with a drunk might not be a great idea? Because it is a family matter? Because she is trying to assess the situation and see if Kim needs medical intervention? Because she wanted to keep her in a safe place?
Kyle, while planes and yachts are nice, if family is everything, how could you treat your sister Kim the way you do?