The Task: Create a viral video to advertise Chock Full o Nuts single serve coffees.
Lorenzo Lamas, Geraldo Rivera, Sig Hansen , Vivica Fox, Kate Gosselin
Project Manager: Lorenzo Lamas
Geraldo is taking over again and Lorenzo could not be any happier. Lorenzo is going to sing the theme song. The viral video will star Geraldo as a million who drinks the coffee over the course of many years. In the 1950s Kate plays his wife. It’s really hard to describe because we really don’t get a chance to see the whole thing. In the end Geraldo is in a tux and top hat and has three backup dancers with Vivica, Kate and some random backup dancer. Poor Sig has nothing to do again. Sig says they use the go pro cameras on Deadliest Catch all the time.
This teams video is the best.
Kenya Moore, Brandi Glanville, Leeza Gibbons, Johnny Damon, Ian Zierling,
Project Manager: Leeza Gibbons
Ian tries to take over and Leeza lets him be the director so that he won’t micro manage her and he can be the fall guy. Kenya says that Ian’s grandiose plans are not feasible. Leeza wants Kenya and Brandi use their rift to do a viral video of them in housewife mode. Oh noe.
Leeza feels belittled when Ian tries to shoot the shot that he is in. Ian is holding up production. If they lose Ian will be easy to throw under the bus. Kenya and Brandi shoot a hilarious catfight in which I am sure they both took a couple of serious licks.
The final scene of this video is some fantasy the guys have playing out in their heads when they watch the girls catfight. Kenya and Brandi don white nighties and roll around on the bed pillow fighting.
What does this have to do with the coffee? They are going to lose with this. I have never seen the product at all and it is all over the other video.
During production, Brandi makes that very point. There is no product messaging in the video and Ian is dismissing her comments. Brandi is right. Brandi also says it might be too provocative. Read that sentence again.
Both teams pretend they got along well with everyone on their team. Except for Vivica. She throws Kate under the bus right away. Kate who had a starring role in the video. What was Vivica’s role on this task again?
Brandi says the other teams video was old-fashioned. Brandi says that a viral video should appeal to a younger crowd. She thinks it was safe. Brandi was actually very articulate on all points.
Trump says that the Brandi and Kenya video was odd. Lorenzo liked it. Trump asks Kenya if it was hard for her to do the scenes with Brandi since they don’t like each other. Kenya says she is a professional, but Brandi continues to say inappropriate things. Then Kenya loses her damn mind and lists all the things that she doesn’t say about Brandi, Leann Rimes, her husband cheated on her and left her for a younger prettier woman. Oh Kenya. That was so unnecessary and stupid and the complete opposite of professional. Leeza Gibbons is the PM and LOVES Brandi. Trump loves Brandi. I hope you didn’t just let your mouth get you kicked out of this show. Dayum girl. Kenya is trying to make the point that Brandi said disparaging things about her personal life. Save that for when you lose. You know damn well Leeza is not going to bring Brandi back in if you do. Dumb move.
Somehow Leeza’s team won. I’m shocked. Even more reason Kenya should have kept her mouth shut.
Lorenzo Lamas throws himself on his sword and refuses to bring two people back. Lorenzo gets fired.
NEXT WEEK: Things do look so good for Kenya… Oh Kenya…SMH