Because the beauty of Kristen’s crazy is lost on the clueless, Jax and especially Scheana don’t have anything nice to say about Kristen this week. So fuck them. We’ll just focus mainly on Kristen’s blog. She keeps dangling some big news about how “over Tom” she is that she will be sharing at the reunion. Let’s hope she is marrying that British kid, or someone even more random she met two days before the reunion and the whole thing is televised. I cannot get enough Kristen.
What amazes me is that this week’s episode was about Jax reuniting with his sugar daddy. Only Jax and Kristen really mentioned it at all. I realize everyone already knew, but that was sort of the lead story. What is wrong with these twats?
Here’s what Kristen says:
As dramatic as this episode was, we really did have an amazing time in Miami with late nights spent singing Backstreet Boys songs on the hotel rooftop together while toasting the bride and groom to-be. I won’t deny the occasional (and admittedly immature) dirty look or side comment towards Ariana, but we both played it the same way. She says Jax would sleep with “anything” as an attempt to insult me, but yet she’s dating my ex? For someone who’s so above me, she certainly spends a lot of time talking about me. The victim game she was playing with her crocodile tears in the cab blew my mind. Are we watching the same show? She seemed to be doing just fine while dousing herself with chardonnay on the boat the day before. It really bothered me to hear Katie knocking me in order to raise Ariana’s spirits. If only she could walk a block in my shoes and Schwartz cheated on her then left for someone else who she was forced to be around, I’m sure she’d be singing a very different tune.
I’ve been aware of the John rumors for many years, and I was texting Tom and Katie across the table when he sat down for dinner to confirm he was ‘the John.’ Now everyone knows why Jason became Jax. Although he didn’t admit to anything, he definitely didn’t deny it either.
Sidenote: This was all Jax said about his old sugar daddy showing up, “It was really cool to see John because he is Mr. Concierge of Miami. He takes care of everybody and anybody. He’s the biggest sweetheart/teddy bear anybody can imagine. I’m very lucky to have him as a friend in my life and I’m sure Tom Sandoval would say the same thing.” I read that as Jax outing Sandoval for the same sort of employment at the time.
It’s not that I enjoyed seeing Tom cry, but I was glad his hard shell had finally cracked. As for most people, anger is the easiest emotion to portray. When I dated Tom, I didn’t have a lot of self worth and was extremely insecure. I wanted validation from him that I wasn’t the only one who had a hard time with our breakup. Clearly Tom and I had both been drinking and allowed ourselves to be vulnerable during that conversation. I was hoping for a friendship with Tom post-conversation, but I’ve come a long way (light years) regarding my feelings about Tom since Miami and will catch you up at the reunion!