Well fuck. I really wanted to be done for the night, but that one chick’s asshole brother is the bartender tonight. My post about that brother was the most read and of 2014. It had so many Facebook shares (and was stolen so many times by other sites that I had to take some legal action at sites that consistently steal my post for advertising purposes with not credit, it was the moneymaker post for me despite a few cease and desist shutdowns. Anyway you can read all about the brother here.
First, Andy and Lisa talk about how in his book he was considering Lisa Rinna as a housewife and she is fitting in perfectly. Lisa says she was essentially auditioning on WWHL and Andy tries to deny it by Lisa wanted on the show season one. I wish they would have had the sense to take her. She would be the fan favorite over everyone.
Anyway, I love WWHL but hate recapping because of all the dialogue. So I am going to paraphrase as much as possible rather than transcribe.
New twist. The guests and Andy will have to do a pushup for every time the drinking word is said. I already forgot what it was, because I was winding down for the evening thinking I was off the clock and now am WUI (working under the influence). 
Bob Harper claimed he was crying over the kids going to college. Oh for fuck sake. Is Bob gay too? Come to think of it I think he is. I had either forgotten or blocked it out like I do for Anderson Cooper. Amy Phillips does a Lisa Rinna impression. Andy loves it. I thought ist was horrible.
The game is would Lisa do it? I bet all the answers are yes. Wow, first question she refuses to play the part of one of Osama Bin Laden’s wives. She was quick to answer. Hell I would (if I were her) it’s a movie role. Stephen Spielberg offers you at part in his next big film but you have to gain 100 pounds. She ask how much she will make. Andy is like, “It’s a Stephen Spielberg movie, SWEETIE.”
Pause to go off topic. When Andy calls you sweetie he is really saying the vilest word you can think of that you might take offense to in your head. Don’t argue with me I have researched this for three years. Andy hates Lisa.
Back on topic, Lisa says she will do it. I think she is either lying or out of her mind. No Hollywood actress would be that much of a force-fed goose for Speilberg . Not even Lisa “Anything for a buck” Rinna. But right now I am pissed at Andy for giving Lisa the “Sweetie” treatment. For the record, I don’t even think Andy knows he does this, but I do. You do not ever want to be called “Sweetie” by Andy on WWHL.
Anyway, Rinna is stupid because she is all excited about getting to be paid to lose the 100 pounds. Oh Rinna you have no idea.
Would you be Meryl Streep’s butt double in a movie? Would you do an underwater scene among a bunch of sea snakes? Would you steal a part from Harry? Would you do an anti-diarrhea commercial?
She said yes to everything except the Osama Bin Laden thing and stealing a part from Harry. She had to think a bit on the latter.
They show a clip from next week. Apparently the poker party is at Eileen’s house and Brandi tries to keep Kyle away from Kim as Kim and Brandi are storming out. Kyle grabs Brandi by the arm and tells her in no uncertain terms not to keep her from talking to her sister. Brandi pushes Kyle and spills the contents of her to go box. That sucks for Brandi because now what will she binge and purge on later? Allegedly.
Questions for Lisa:
What do you do to stay in such great shape? I work my ass off. (literally) I work out six days a week. I do yoga, I spin, I work out at the gym with Bob… Bob say you also pay attention to every single thing that goes into your mouth and you are very careful. (personal note: sigh. I wish I had the dedication. I’m working up to a big Lentil season ( 🙂 ) push though. It’s 46 days of clean living who wants to join me? We could have a thread here during the “lentil season” as the devout Catholics call it? Come be healthy and sober with me?
WAIT BREAKING NEWS! Bob Harper “dated” Reza from Shahs of Sunset. Bob says they had a tawdry thing a long time ago!
Lisa how are your parents? Not good about the same. I don’t see them as much as I’d like. I get why Lisa is hesitant to visit. (It’s so hard and depressing to see your parents aging and declining) but I think she will regret putting Hollywood in front of visiting. On the other hand many regular people put their jobs in front of visiting because it is hard to handle. I think moreso to see your daddy in decline. My mother dropped dead of a stroke (sort of, long story where I freaked out of a DNR order) but Daddy held on for years after and it is hard to see that. It really is. So I am not judging but I think she will regret not visiting more often. It’s not a Hollywood thing, it’s not a job thing and I could have made more time and I sort of dreaded it. Not because you don’t love your parents but …I it is a self-protective thing for everyone of all incomes. Watching your Daddy’s declining health is unbearable.
Andy says the number one question for Lisa was, “Is Brandi really a drunk?” Lisa says to Andy, “What do you think?” He looks down and moves on.
Which is more dramatic? Working on a soap or RHOBH? Lisa says they are both dramatic but probably this show. But Melrose Place was very dramatic backstage. Those two might be equal.
Do you think Kylie Jenner got lip injections? Yes.
Lisa I really like you but don’t you think calling Brandi white trash was a bit harsh? Well…I will tell you that I call myself white trash also if you look at the extended version of the scene. So maybe it was but I don’t know.. (Bob interrupts to say he grew up white trash). Side note: These comments sadden me. As a newly poor person, I don’t feel like trash. I joke about eating white trash food and rich people food but money or lack thereof doesn’t define me. Being poor doesn’t make a person “trash” no one is “trash.” Some people have more opportunities than others. I have had many fantastic opportunities. Way more than most people So when I make the white trash comments , I mean it in a loving way about things I like that remind me of the US. My dividing lines are do you try to be literate and educated to the best of your abilities. Your level of income does not define you. There is just as much “trash” white or otherwise in the 1%ers as there is in the rest of us. But no Lisa doesn’t feel bad about referring to Brandi that way.
Do you think Lisa Vanderpump and Brandi can be friends again? Lisa says apparently the question was for Bob he says he doesn’t think so, once you get on Lisa’s bad side there is not going back. ( Sidenote: I agree and I don’t think there is anything wrong with Lisa’s stance concerning Brandi. Or anyone else, once you get on my bad side you are done. Unless you have a functioning penis in which case we will fight ad infinitum. )
Bob’s housewife’s tagline would be, “You’ll think I’m the good cop until the handcuffs go on! ” I think I dated Bob probably in the 80’s I’ve forgotten.
What was going through your mind on the wine toss scene? Well exactly what you think it was! It’s surreal. No one does that in life!
Yolanda tweeted about the poll and says “I give it to Lisa Rinna” oooh spoiler alert. Yolanda ultimately jumps ship on Brandi too. “
Bob says in reaction to a question about who was the biggest disappointment for putting all their weight back on after the show… he basically says there are too many to count because so many do. AKA. No one can sustain that level of torture indefinitely.
Okay wait. By the time the Mazel and Jackhole part comes I am usually (and am now) so tired I just want to go to bed, but WHAT THE FUCK? Andy Cohen just gave a MAZEL to a father who accidently packed his cocaine stash off in his pre school kid’s lunch instead of his actual lunch because they were in the same TUPPERWARE? That is a Mazel, why? WTF MOTHER FUCK? This is SOBER ANDY? I’m appalled. And I rarely get appalled. He says “the bad news is he was immediately arrested?” How the fuck is that bad news? Andy just laughs and laughs.
The jackhole is for the Today show (on his network btw) for training a guide dog. Did he get the Mazel and the jackhole backwards? He mocks the seeing eye dog training. Is he trying to be funny by pretending to mix the the Mazel and the Jack hole up? Is it opposite day on Twitter? I have no idea. I am busy working all day… so someone let me in on what I hope is the joke.
Poll Question is which RHOBH has the best body? Rinnat got 27 % Brandi 16% Kim 13% Kyle 10% Eileen 4% (Jesus Christ WTF is wrong with you people? Now she will catch an eating disorder and she is a size 0. asswipes) Vanderpump got 10% and Yolanda got 20%.
The drinking question was “the” and they said it… 43 times and they all have to do pushups. I think Andy won’t make it. That one girl’s brother jumped out from behind the bar and started doing them double speed. Blech.
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For how this post relates to the most popular post of 2014 go here. This was the biggest post of 2014. And these were right up there. He’s awful. I don’t dislike many gay men, but he is almost as bad as my gaybor who I hope dies very soon in a the most painful way.
Lisa looks sooooooo thin in that photo.
She looks incredibly almost ill.
She looks like a fucking claymation Bratz doll.
Andy joked that he gave coke-dad the Mazel because at least he was keeping the drugs fresh. #poortaste. But he was making fun of himself with the Jackhole, comparing bringing the dog on the Today Show for ratings with him bringing Wacha on – that part was fine.
I agree that Sweetie always means Andy hates you, BUT in this case I think he threw it out more as “Come on, Idiot” than an actual hate. In his book he pretty much loves her, I think they’ve been friends for awhile.
Did you see how HOT Andy was for Bob? I’d watch porn with those two in it actually #sorrynotsorry
Agreed about Andy being hot for Bob (not so sure about watching their porn though). Have the two ever dated? They had one smoldering exchange that made me think they were in for some fun after the show. Kinda like the idea of the two of them together. Someone get on that!
I actually know someone who lives in Andy’s building. I should check in and see how the rennovations are going. He bought the apt next to his and is banging out walls to expand, or that was the plan last I heard…
On Wed, Jan 14, 2015 at 1:43 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Andy is hot for everyone. I’m starting to think he doesn’t want a boyfriend. He’s playa.
On Wed, Jan 14, 2015 at 1:29 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I’ve tried to research Brandi and her having an eating disorder because I have never seen her eat food in any BH scene unless it is a tiny amount. Her plate is ALWAYS full. I’m just curious if you have any insider scoop pertaining to her having an eating disorder. It’s so obvious to me, on CA she said, “If we go a day without food we’ll be fine.” That comment just made me feel like she definitely doesn’t feed herself and wants to justify it somehow.
I caught that comment in CA. I find my panic attacks are more frequent and intense when I don’t eat properly. I have a tendency to forget to eat for a whole day, and then have days were I can’t stop eating. It’s hard to stay on track on a decent schedule. Ideally I want to eat something small and healthy every 2-3 hours. But I just can’t seem to do it.
On Wed, Jan 14, 2015 at 1:35 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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it is very common for someone with an eating disorder to load up a plate and pretend to eat by pushing the food around. It’s one of the signs actually.
Please take care of yourself! I always put myself last or not at all and now I’m suffering the consequences. Having panic attacks ( can hardly write those words) is a living hell. So sorry you suffer from this condition.
ps. Lisa is too damn thin and really too loud! I like her a lot but needs to eat more and lower her volume.
I honestly think Andy told Brandi to fued with Lisa V. Just my opinion. Andy LOVES drama.
Andy called Padma ‘sweetie’ on his appearance on top chef for slurping her ramen noodles. It’s his word for ‘bitch, please”. He loves Padma.
Okay, look: I LOVE me some Lisa Rinna, and Bob Harper too (I *knew* he was gay). But for the simple fact that The Brother was the bartender–I’m glad I missed tonight’s show.
Great blog! You had me laughing! I think Andy has the hot’s for Bob. They would make a cute couple. Frankie…he seemed out of place, I thought Andy was beating them all in the pushups. Lisa would not gain 100 pounds for a role. It would stretch out her skin, she would never look the same again.
Agree with Gemini! I also gained insight with TT’s “sweetie” observation. I believe she is onto something there.
I’m totally in if you do a 40+ days of clean living / eating. I love this site (and of course the comments) and I think this would be the encouragement / push that I need to lose my extra 60+ pounds. I’m a huge emo eater…eating pie now at 5:30am 🙁
I’m in for Lent. Had already planned on giving up alcohol.
Ugh. we have one more month to be naughty. I’m thinking about trying to maybe quite smoking to possibly perhaps maybe. I’ve quite before and can’t drink when I do, it would be a smart wise life choice.
I am the poster child for reckless, terrible life choices so this is really outside my comfort zone.
On Wed, Jan 14, 2015 at 7:23 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I’m in for quiting smoking and drinking for lentil but I won’t stop cussing or running with scissors. The smoking will be extremely difficult.
Ok. we are going to have to hold each other accountable. I’ll make a new page for us like I did with Utopia. This will probably go just as well as that show. LOL.
You and me both, Tamara. I quit smoking a whopping 28 times before it stuck longer than a year. It’s been just over two years. It’s sooo hard, but sooo worth it. If you ever want any tips or encouragement, I am here for you.
I quit 3 years ago with a combo of e-cigs and nicorette. Have been very successful — I always keep an e-cig around for those times I feel tempted to go buy a pack and a few puffs (or “vapes” in e-cig parlance) and I’m fine. So now my one emergency e-cig lasts months (one e-cig is = one pack). But I’m not getting smoke into my lungs, which is the worst part of smoking.
Good luck!
(Oh I’m in on the Lent thing — no meat, no processed sugar).
Had quit for five years but my sister’s sudden death a few years ago sent me back to smoking. It did not help me cope any better. If we can make it through lentil I hope never to smoke again.
TD Thanks for being patient. I think I fixed your moderation problem.
I want to quit smoking so I’m in. I want to try the E-Cig, but I don’t know much about it.
Thank you TT.
I suffer from COPD thanks to years of smoking. How I wish I had quit sooner! It’s difficult to even walk next door. Call me any hour of the day/night to support non-smoking!
Interesting but not surprising that Yolanda jumps the Brandi train. What has happened to Brandi? I used to really like her and root for her but I wouldn’t even go up to her if I saw her public. I don’t think Andy saying “Sweetie” was a bad thing THIS TIME but he does call dumb people that alot. I can’t help it but I love him. They said the drinking word too many times too fast so I’ll have to watch the show On Demand since I remember Lisa saying yes to all the questions but a couple of them and then it was 1:30. Hmmmm……maybe I secretly knew what the word was going to be and started early? Who knows but – love your blog. I donate to the happy pill fund because I believe your blog.
I’m amazed that Yoyo supported her for as long as she has. I actually find it kinda strange. I’d think Brandi’s behavior at Yoyo’s party would be the last straw. She insulted her husband’s business partner (Baby Face), sat on her husband’s lap and made that extremely crude finger comment. She’s just a hot mess.
I had to change the channel. Lisa’s voice is so LOUD and obnoxious. Practically yelling. She isn’t that great, to put up with that headache inducing shite. Same with Kenya, so loud and obnoxious and exaggerated gestures. Can’t stand either one.
I’m really enjoying Lisa Rinna on RHOBH! She is so down to earth. I like her chemistry with Eileen and Lisa V. so far. I get a kick out of the back & forth banter on Twitter that goes on between the 2 Lisa’s. I’m for this new BFF alliance. Unlike Brandi & Kyle, I don’t think Lisa Rinna has it in her to be two faced towards friends. According to them, they’ve known each other for more than 20 years so I hope TV doesn’t damper their existing relationship.
I haven’t finished reading but I had to comment that I am so with you on the Sweetie thing. Thats a hot trigger button for me, someone calling me ‘hun’ ‘sweetie’, etc. It is such a put down. It realy made dislike him even more if that’s even possible.
And so okay, he doesn’t like Rinna, For why? What is there not to like, shes a doll (also could be condescending if I were saying it to her, but not meant that way in this context). So this basically once and for all proves that he only likes housewives who will stir up ish or will allow their lives and mental states to come completely unglued for his viewing pleasure.
Andy loves the drama. He would make a great housewife. I think he encourages their bad behavior (Tamra & Brandi). But I wonder, Brandi slapping Lisa, that should be grounds for dismissal. If I were Lisa I would refuse to film with her again, after she assaulted me. Throwing wine/slapping people in their faces, especially people of wealth and influence should deter any invitations to events/parties etc. Now that Brandi is on CA, 6 million viewers will see her in all her glory. Being the “bad” girl gets attention.
In the clip of the pushing incident with Brandi and Kyle, did my eyes decieve me or did Kyle push Brandi first? I watched it twice and it certainly looked that way!
What I saw was Brandi holding Kyle back with her straight arm, Kyle trying first to move the arm, then grabbing it, and then Brandi pushed Kyle. So from what I saw, Brandi started the physical part by using her arm to block Kyle. I’m interested in seeing how the whole scene plays out!
You just described step by step Kyle putting her hands on Brandi first and concluded that Brandi started the physical stuff.
Does not compute.
I rewound it too and saw Kyle do the first push/pull/grab and Brandi was just reacting to Kyle’s physical contact. Hard to defend Brandi most times, but seems like Kyle instigated this physical contact.
And, I’m really hoping Kim is still sober. Just have to root for her! Every time Kyle doubts it publicly, it makes me nuts. Have your doubts. I’m sure you’ve been on a roller coaster with her for years, but seriously don’t voice those concerns on camera. Not cool. And, not helpful to Kim, which should be her prime concern–not tv ratings our job security.
Yeah that’s what I saw too (and yes I rewound it to double check). It pains me to say it but it looks like Brandi is *not* the one who starts the physically stuff, it’s Kyle.
Of course, the were both acting like fools — Kyle chasing after Kim and Brandi getting in the middle (in my world, you stay out of family shit), but Kyle getting physical first means she doesn’t get to cry about Brandi pushing her.
Fair is fair and I’m not going to pretend Kyle’s actions are OK just because I can’t stand Brandi.
I agree, I don’t want to give Brandi any credit either, but it seems to me Kyle started the physical “offense” by pushing vs. the physical “defense” of trying to prevent someone from passing/entering your space. The offense is worse to me but both are immature and generally uncool. Brandi should not have gotten in the middle of a family argument but I’m surprised Kyle went that far. I’m curious to see the extended scene!
I thought Brandi grabbed her to pull her away from her own sister And Kyle pushed her off her I could be wrong.
On Wed, Jan 14, 2015 at 10:26 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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That’s what I remember seeing, too, in an extended preview that shows Kyle trying to pull Kim aside and talk to her, and Brandi blocking Kyle with her arm and body as they’re walking out. (Some previews just start with Brandi telling Kyle not to touch her.)
**angienc – not sure how ‘Brandi holding Kyle back with her straight arm’ doesn’t compute as her starting the physical stuff first, but we’ll see it all play out next week (and I definitely could be wrong, because I only saw that longer preview once, then deleted, so I can’t rewatch it).
I hope you’re right because I don’t want to have to give Brandi any credit — just like there was more in the longer clip on WWHL leading to Brandi pushing Kyle than what was shown at the end of the episode (which was just the push) there may be even more on the actual episode.
@gluedtothepc — blocking isn’t touching — huge difference. From what I saw on the longer clip shown on WWHL, Brandi did not touch Kyle until after Kyle grabbed her arm and shoved her twice. Again — this isn’t a comment of whether Brandi should be putting herself into the middle is sisters fighting; this is just about who actually started getting physical.
May I give Andy the Jackhole for having the brother as bartender twice a few months a part? The guy does not need any more exposure. The brother deserves the sweetie moniker not Lisa R.
I must have blocked out the brother being a bartender before.
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I can’t remember whether it was Sept, Oct or Nov, or who the guests were. Zach and Frankie were bartending together. That much I remember.
oh yeah it’d coming back to me.
On Wed, Jan 14, 2015 at 4:40 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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No it was Zach & Cody bartending together.
This was The Pop Star’s Brother first appearance on WWHL. Unless I blocked him out of my memory as I do with all assholes.
It was Cody and Zach.
Who said “Lentil” season?? I can’t remember. Was it Alexis?
Amber Marchese from Jersey.
It just came to me (OK, really late.) WHY do we have to vote for ANY of those bodies being the best? My God, they are all beautiful, and pitting arms vs. legs vs. tits vs. curves etc., is really stupid. Body types can differ, and still be fabulous. Don’t insult me little man!
I loved Lisa Rinna on the RH and WWHL tonight. She is witty and has a great sense of humor. If I had to be trapped in an elevator with one of the RH, it would be Lisa VP, Lisa Rinna or Kenya. I love their humor. They seem to enjoy life and laugh at everything.
I gave up meat for lent forty three years ago and haven ‘t had meat since. I’ll be willing to give up drinking but only for lentil season not forever.
Andy got thrills showing the RHOBH clip for next week…he can be so disgusting. I had been concerned about Kim hanging a lot with Brandi and really hope Kim isnt drinking again. I admire (and envy) Lisa’s discipline but she needs to eat a little something. Eileen should have won the poll she has a banging body. Love Bob always and his honesty….he was so right about LVP. Agree with TT no one should call themselves trash. TT why are you poor?
I’m not destitute, Rose. I just live frugally so that I can travel from time to time. I also quit working for the man due to panic attacks and earn my living blogging now. 🙂 I’m doing just fine.
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Lisa R has a stunning figure. Did anyone watch her on DWTS? She had gorgeous outfits that showed off her fit body. Yolanda has a nice figure, but she looks weird from the behind in jeans. Her ass it flat or too bony.
Regarding your obnoxious gaybor, I had the WORST one ever–he hated me so much he even started poisoning a tree in my yard. One that would’ve either fallen on my house and killed me (I’m already disabled), or on my garage and caught the house next door on fire, killing my elderly neighbors on the other side (he hated them, too). I solved the problem by putting a mirror outside, facing his house to absorb all of his negative, hateful energy (at the suggestion of an acquaintance, who knows about “that sort of thing”). Worked like a charm. The s.o.b. was dead himself, within 2 years.
TT, I agree with you whole-heartedly about watching your daddy age. My father just turned 80; my mom is 79. They are the epitome of wonderful, loving parents. I am so blessed they are still here, but it is so bittersweet…my heart breaks to see them slowing down and declining. It actually brings me to tears. But they were always there for me, and I will be by their side til the end. It helps to know others feel the same way and to be able to put it into words. Thank you.
I couldn’t believe he sweetie’d her.
For body, I would love to have Yolanda or Eileen’s but with Lisa Vanderpump’s ass. I would be naked all day.