Dammit. I was just setting up this post and thought Kristen was going to be the guest. Wishful thinking I guess. At least it’s not Stassi.
Scheana’s dress is stunning if a bit colorful. She also is the only person I’ve seen pull of that bright pink/fushia lipstick. Andy starts off talking about John, Jax’s sugar daddy, and I realize for the first time that John’s real name is probably not John. I feel stupid now.
Andy plays a montage of Stassi trash talking Scheana. Scheana says, “It’s funny that all of her friends had the same butterfly crayony eyelashes on as well. I take it as a compliment. American Girl dolls are awesome. Everyone grew up with one (um, not Stassi, she was poor) and gypsies are beautiful, so thank you.”
On to Sandoval and Kristen’s cry fest. Okay. Watching this a second time, I realize what a bad actor Sandoval is. Kristen is much more believable. I loved the remix with the psycho sound effects.
Wolf pled the fifth. He also had the best housewives tagline ever. “What ever room I’m in, there’s a situation.”
Questions for Scheana
Why don’t you defend Ariana when Kristen takes digs at her? She’s your best friend. (I wondered this to) She says looking back she wishes she would have grabbed a glass of anything and thrown it in her face. She deserved it for the way she was acting. Seems like Scheana is not friends with Kristen anymore which means there will be some great Kristen scenes ahead. YAY!
Later Kristen tweeted, “This is the best pairing ever, but I think Wolf Blizter would have a more interesting conversation with a flushing toilet, she is full of it.” That’s my girl.
Are all the male castmates on the show other than your husband, bisexual? She laughs and says NO! None of them are. They just like to look really pretty and share clothes with their girlfriends!
How would you feel if your husband was crying as hard as Tom was? Scheana says that Tom is very emotional and she felt sad for him. She’s never seen Shay cry.
(This question had to be translated from ebonics) Is Tom still in love with Kristen? She says God no. But Kristen will never be over Tom.
When was the last time you ran into Brandi? Who?
Why are you and Kristen not friends anymore? You gotta keep watching the show! It happens very soon.
Poll Question: Do you think something happened with Jax and “John.” 94% said yes. proving that Vanderpump Rules fans are way smarter than Housewives fans.