Dammit. I was just setting up this post and thought Kristen was going to be the guest. Wishful thinking I guess. At least it’s not Stassi.
Scheana’s dress is stunning if a bit colorful. She also is the only person I’ve seen pull of that bright pink/fushia lipstick. Andy starts off talking about John, Jax’s sugar daddy, and I realize for the first time that John’s real name is probably not John. I feel stupid now.
Andy plays a montage of Stassi trash talking Scheana. Scheana says, “It’s funny that all of her friends had the same butterfly crayony eyelashes on as well. I take it as a compliment. American Girl dolls are awesome. Everyone grew up with one (um, not Stassi, she was poor) and gypsies are beautiful, so thank you.”
On to Sandoval and Kristen’s cry fest. Okay. Watching this a second time, I realize what a bad actor Sandoval is. Kristen is much more believable. I loved the remix with the psycho sound effects.
Wolf pled the fifth. He also had the best housewives tagline ever. “What ever room I’m in, there’s a situation.”
Questions for Scheana
Why don’t you defend Ariana when Kristen takes digs at her? She’s your best friend. (I wondered this to) She says looking back she wishes she would have grabbed a glass of anything and thrown it in her face. She deserved it for the way she was acting. Seems like Scheana is not friends with Kristen anymore which means there will be some great Kristen scenes ahead. YAY!
Later Kristen tweeted, “This is the best pairing ever, but I think Wolf Blizter would have a more interesting conversation with a flushing toilet, she is full of it.” That’s my girl.
Are all the male castmates on the show other than your husband, bisexual? She laughs and says NO! None of them are. They just like to look really pretty and share clothes with their girlfriends!
How would you feel if your husband was crying as hard as Tom was? Scheana says that Tom is very emotional and she felt sad for him. She’s never seen Shay cry.
(This question had to be translated from ebonics) Is Tom still in love with Kristen? She says God no. But Kristen will never be over Tom.
When was the last time you ran into Brandi? Who?
Why are you and Kristen not friends anymore? You gotta keep watching the show! It happens very soon.
Poll Question: Do you think something happened with Jax and “John.” 94% said yes. proving that Vanderpump Rules fans are way smarter than Housewives fans.
You’re so right about Sandoval and his bad acting! He was trying so hard to squeeze out a few tears. The phone call from Katie to Stassi was just as forced as the conversation between Tom and Kristen. The producers must have really been pushing for all these private side convos.
The conversation was totally set up, but I think Tom was (badly) acting on purpose. To get Kristen to back off. That backfired of course.
An ironic pairing for sure! Scheana did some homework (watched CNN) and Wolf watched an episode of Vanderpump Rules. Both had a sense of humor about it but . . . . . gotta love Kristen’s venomous tweet. She’s such a snake!
Scheana’s coloring works well with the fuschia — plus the fact that she’s barely in her 30s.
I have a strange fascination with Kristin. I can’t be bothered with Scheana. Her voice and intonation kill me. This could have been an interesting show, if Andy had even some basic political queries-or had a Capital Hill housewife game or something. Anything to use the Wolf Blitzer angle and the overexposed, under informed valley girl. Oh well, maybe tonight.
Agreed!
I loved Wolf and thought his tag line was perfect.
Scheana said she never saw shay cry??? We all did. Last season when he got in a fight with Schwartz. She wrote about it in her blog after that episode.
Since I no longer really watch any of the housewives shows, I’ve also stopped watching WWHL for the most part. Typically, I will only watch on Sundays. But I decided to watch last night because the pairing of Scheana and Wolf Blitzer seemed a rather odd pairing.
Andy at one point asked Wolf what his toughest interview was, if I recall the question correctly. Perhaps the question was who was the hardest person to interview…
Anyway, Wolf responded that Nelson Mandela was a really tough interview because apartheid had just ended and that Mandela had an opportunity to insight racial violence but instead spoke about the benefit of all the racial/ethnic groups in South Africa. Wolf further explained that Mandela himself was in no way challenging or combative but that the time/moment was so important.
Above, I basically paraphrased Wolf’s answer to the question but his response stuck with me because I couldn’t help noticing that Andy missed a prime opportunity to stand for something….to really draw a line in the sand as it relates to Nene and that half-breed comment.
Because of the way Wolf answered the question, Andy could have very easily agreed with him and expressed his belief that all races/ethnic groups are important, even those some refer to as half-breeds. Why have someone like Wolf Blitzer on the show if not to really make the most of the situation?
Andy is not even drinking this month…..so what is his excuse? Is Nene holding something over his head? Is he afraid of her? I just don’t get it.
Having watched this episode of WWHL, I am now convinced that Andy stands for nothing. Those women he and Bravo have on the various housewives shows could gouge each other’s eyes out and as long as the ratings poured in, neither Andy nor Bravo would mind.
I guess I am just always shocked when people with such a platform….ultimately stand for nothing. Have your fun, laugh, make money, be silly but every once and a while one should stand for something.
The fact is it is not just Andy. Commenters are addressing the comment but most bloggers turned deaf to it. I don’t get it, it is like the blogosphere are collectively afraid of Nene Leakes. Funny thing is Nene would be the first to cry racism if someone made such a comment about her.
Yes Yveline! Nene is ever the bully and ever the victim.
it’s not that he stands for nothing — he just likes playing both sides against the middle. notice how excited he gets when things blow up on the housewife shows. andy is likeable, but i think he’s the biggest snake of all. maybe i’ll feel differently when i read his book. just got it from the library.
i’d take kirsten over scheana any day. kirsten is batshit crazy sometimes, but scheana is meh.
I think you’re on to something Chris, Andy does get quite excited when the housewives are vicious. His eyes light up with a little twinkle.
Also, please share your thoughts on his book because I’m quite certain I will never read it.
Yo u are right he stands for nothing, a complete shallow, hollow man. He is bravos Kim kardashian
It’s just Andy. If you notice he barely listens to the guests answer because he’s getting ready for the next question.
I’ve heard him ask a guest something they just answered. I almost feel embarrassed for him. Well that’s my take anyway.
Question I would have liked to ask if I had been able to set down my ice cream long enough to dial WWHL:
Andy, do you feel comfortable outing closeted gay men?
It’s not a snarky question, I’d have been really interested.
Mrs Ferigno do you think the folks at WWHL would’ve even let this type of question on air?
I just don’t think Andy’s brave enough to have anyone hold his feet to the fire and I doubt the folks at Bravo will force him to get toasty soles/toes either.
She has fuchsia fat rolls!!
I get so embarrased/ horrified everytime these girls play current events/ history games. Who doesn’t know what John Kerry’s cabinent title is? Or who Edward Snowden is? You would have to literally not pick up a paper or watch the news in the past few years. I’m not really bothered by Scheana per se… but it is not cute to be ignorant. (It’s also not cute to dress in clothes that are a few sizes too small. She’s a pretty girl, but should wear more flattering clothes for her body type).
Oh shoot. Sandoval was acting? Damn I feel like such a naif now!
I don’t know who Schaena is but wanted to see a lighter side of Wolfe Blitzer. DVR didn’t record this one either just like it didnt with the one with Claudia. Dont get it because it never happens on other channels, only on Bravo.
Do you suppose Bravo got a deal on a 5-gallon bucket of fuscia/purple lipstick? After all Radiant Orchid was the Pantone Color of 2014. It’s oh so last year!
Scheana, if you want to dress like a streetcorner hooker please make sure you have no fat rolls.
Oh Lord—-who’s next? George Will and Kristen Doute? Charles Krautheimer and Stassi?