Develop a four page fitness editorial to be featured in the hot and healthy pages of Cosmopolitan and to be featured on an app. Teams will be judged on creativity, originality and overall presentation.
Kenya Moore, Brandi Glanville, Kate Gosselin, Vivica Fox, Shawn Johnson (Olympic Gymnast), Leeza Gibbons, Jamie Anderson (Olympic Snowboarder)
Project Manager: Jaime Anderson
Good Lord. Jaime is playing for a climate change awareness charity. I hate her so much. Since they have two Olympians on the team they are using that as their theme, “Trained by Olympians.” Kenya points out that Cosmo is a sexy magazine She wants to have a girl with the words Touch Me and that is the area you will get information on working out. I suppose that is for the app? Jamie says she can teach them how to get the Kenya Moore booty. Brandi says, “You just buy it.” And we are off to the races.
Jaime assigns roles. Kate will help with accounting and time management. Kenya is asked to write she also volunteers to edit. Editing should not be done by the writer, Kenya. Brandi starts whining that Kenya can’t do everything. Brandi is irked that Kenya wants to be the model. They are bringing in a male model. Brandi wants Jamie to be the model. Jamie is built like a fireplug. Then the girls decide to put Brandi in the ad, which is better than Jamie, but not as sexy as Kenya. I can’t believe Kenya didn’t point out she has a fitness tape for sale.
So Brandi who never works out is going to be doing the fitness moves instead of the athletes who will only be quoted underneath. You know, Brandi Glanville who has never worked out in her life and has zero muscle tone. Makes sense, just like global warming. Kate and Vivica go to buy props during the shoot. Kenya gives Brandi modeling tips during the shoot.
Jamie doesn’t know what she is doing. Brandi won’t take off her jacket and she is wearing long pants. Suddenly she is self-conscious. And then she is not. She is naked wearing a bra and panties and a table napkin. There are two poles with this one. The Olympians shots wrapped in the flag looked good. The women begin to struggle with their concept.
Their presentation was lead by Jamie, perhaps not the best choice. And the ladies all wore black dresses. Kenya does some of the presentation. She is a great speaker. You really don’t see enough of the finished product to know how well the teams did.
Ian Zierling (Beverly Hills 90210), Lorenzo Lamas, Geraldo Rivera, Terrell Owens (Football), Johnny Damon (Baseball), Sig Hansen (Deadliest Catch)
Project Manager: Johnny Damon
The men are looking at a lot of Cosmo layouts to get an idea of the feel of the magazine. They are focusing on the sexy. Geraldo wants to incorporate selfies into the layout. He suggests they use his that he posted on the Internet a year ago. He’s pleased as punch that it went viral. The guess like the selfie idea. Their theme is ” Love Your Selfie Naked.”
Johnny has a wife who is a model so he is going to use her for the model. Geraldo does some uncomfortable body to body work at his insistence where he role plays being Johnny’s wife. Lorenzo directed the still photographer.
Terrell is hot as hell. That is all.
Ian wants to include a poll dancing essay on their layout. Geraldo hates the idea. Ian takes a photo with the female model in by the pole while he is dressed for business. Geraldo becomes the Brandi of Team Vortex and strips down to his boxer briefs and wants a photoshoot. Geraldo just said he started the selfie craze. Lorenzo points out that Geraldo will not appeal to the demographic.
Their presentation was led by Johnny who may not be the best choice as a speaker. This season you barely get to see the presentation. We see literally two minutes. It’s hard to say.
Jamie is very confident. Donald asked Kenya who the star was Kenya said herself. Jamie agreed. Trump asked Brandi about Kenya and after not much prodding Brandi says that Kenya is “evil.” We apparently missed A LOT between these two. Kenya’s response is that it is consistent with Brandi’s personality to try to say something like that in the boardroom. Kenya says that all the women can attest to the fact that Kenya has been nothing but kind to Brandi, and yet Brandi makes cutting remarks under her breath all the time. Some heads nod in agreement. Brandi says that is not true. Jamie tattles on Brandi’s comment about Kenya buying her booty. Brandi tries to lie and say it was because Kenya was coaching her during he shoot. Um, no bitch the comments were well before the shoot. Kenya clears that up.
The men win the competition.
Jamie blames the housewives for the loss. She said they both wanted to be the model. Jamie is not very good at speaking up for herself. The board is coming off hard on Jamie. Leeza hints that she would fire Kenya. Brandi says she would fire Kenya or Kate. Kate says she would fire Brandi because she is so negative. Vivica says the girls that drive her nuts are Brandy and Kate. Trump asks about Jamie and she basically says she did the best she could. Shawn sits on the end like a lump and goes unnoticed. Kenya says she would fire Brandi because she is toxic to the group, she starts rumors and says nasty things. These people are all ridiculous. They are just throwing the people they don’t like under the bus regardless of their participation level. Leeza sticks up for Brandi and says she is a hard worker. So Jamie decides to bring back Kate and Kenya.
Kenya tells Jamie it was a big mistake on Jamie’s part not to bring back Brandi as she is the toxic element in the group. So when they go back in, Jamie tells Trump that she made the wrong choice about who to bring back. OMG. This is just pathetic. She is so fired. Jamie told Trump she thinks Brandi should be going home. Trump fires Jamie. Kenya hugs Jamie and tells her Brandi played her. Nope. Kenya just played Jamie and managed to get her fired over her, because Kenya was in danger.
Vivica hugs Kenya when she comes back safe. So they are getting along up to this point. Brandi is pissed.
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