I am so over Brandi Glanville for the evening, but I have a feeling that Jeff Lewis is going to make the laborious recapping of this episode. Brandi is wearing a completely sheer skirt (except for the stripes) with nothing but black underwear underneath. I think Brandi Said it was La Perla. She’s totally wearing lingerie on WWHL. Jeff Lewis has already called her a prostitute. The family who watches from the bed rather than the couch on People’s Couch are the bartenders.
Andy says he enjoyed watching Brandi make Kate Gosselin cry on Celebrity Apprentice. Brandi says she misses the episode because she was on the plane to NYC to be with Andy tonight.
Andy asks Brandi if she regrets anything from tonight’s episode. She says, ” I do, I think when you waste wine, it’s alcohol abuse.” Andy shakes his head. Brandi says she does regret it. She asks Andy, “When you say sorry once, do you have to say it a million times?” Andy says, “Yes.” Brandi says, “Nope.” Jeff says, ” Well, I disagree, I’m happy and I do drink that much.”
They play a game where Jeff advises Brandi on different issues she has going. First, Brandi versus Kenya. Jeff says Kenya was justified. He was there and Brandi was drunk and came for her. Brandi says, “But was I high?” Jeff says he doesn’t know. Brandi says that she had dinner with Jeff right before the incident there was not time for her to get high.
Next, Joanna Krupa. Jeff says, whether it is true or not, you should not repeat that. Brandi agrees. Jeff says, Joanna also called you white trash which is true.
Next, Lisa Vanderpump and Ken. Jeff says, “What bothered me is that you went after their business. You put out rumors about a bankruptcy. That could affect their business. ” Brandi is incredulous that claiming someone is bankrupt on TV could affect their business.
Scheana Marie. Jeff finally takes Brandi’s side and says, “She is a home wrecker and deserves to be publically shamed.” On this one and only this one he agrees with Brandi. But he is wrong, because Scheana did not know he was married.
Leann Rimes. Jeff also agrees with Brandi.
Next game Brandi has to tell us how big she thinks certain celebrity penises are.
The Donald. 12″ I say 3″ (And I actually like Donald, but he is overcompensating.)
Kanye 3″ I say 8″ Jeff says between 7-8.
Bill O’Reilly 8″ I say a solid 6″ Jeff says 7″
Ryan Seacreast Brandi says he is her friend so she is going to go with 6″, I agree, Jeff says 6″ also.
Jax Brandi between 4″ and 5″, Jeff Between 7″ and 8″ me, I’m surprised if it hasn’t already fallen off.
Questions:
Brandi, What was harder, Apprentice or RHOBH? Apprentice.
Jeff, Are you and Gage still on track to have children? Yes. They have a surrogate lined up and are looking for an egg. Brandi really wants to donate. OMG. Noe.
Brandi, You said you have anxiety and it seems like you are mixing your meds with the wine and it ain’t fine if you know what I mean? (To be fair the caller is fucked up!) Brandi says she takes Lexapro in the morning. She drinks at night and takes Xanax if she has a panic attack. I have to back her up on this. I don’t take antidepressants anymore now that we FINALLY figured out my issues are hormonal thus anti-depressants not helping. But really Xanax and wine are both about the same thing, it’s just a one or the other situation. If you are in a stressful work environment or having a panic attack in the morning, you take a Xanax. It the panic attacks hits later in the day you have wine. It’s really not fun to take the two in close proximity it just makes you sleepy. If your panic attack happens out in public you pop a lose dose Xanax if it happens at night because you hear something weird outside, you have a glass or 3 of wine. It’s not rocket science.
I also agree that all bets are off on long flights. When I flew to Romania, there was wine served in coach (first row bulkhead) like four times a day. If you have a panic attack five hours into a 9 hour flight and you’ve had wine with your meals, Brandi and I both say you can take a Xanax. There is a difference with someone with a 1mg or less Xanax script and those people gobbling down bars of street Xanax.
There was some banter about trying to get Brandi to run her hands through Jeff’s hair to prove he is not wearing a toupee like Andy did to Kenya. Andy said he yanked Kenya’s hair to prove she does not wear a weave. Brandi says she saw Kenya in hair and makeup getting her weave put in! OOOOOHHHHHH!
For the record, Brandi and Jeff seem to be quite friendly. Andy’s mom didn’t like the penis game.
Jeff, how is Zoila’s dating situation? Jeff says he asks all the time and Zoila says she doesn’t need a man. Jeff says he agrees because she has him. I concur. Andy asks when Flipping out will return and he says the network has told him not to say until he announces
Brandi, what possessed you to throw the wine? She says she will let Jeff answer for her because they talked about it earlier. It was a prank that went awry. Let’s get over it. Really Jeff?
Brandi, what do you think about Lisa Rinna calling you a child and white trash? Brandi says she understood it, and she likes that side of herself because she has to be the adult so much and white trash it is what it is and that is how she grew up.
Jeff, did you see the promo for Vanderpump Rules next week? Does your gaydar go off for Jax’s friend from Miami? Brandi chimes in, “or for Tom?” Jeff says he has no gaydar. PUHLEASE. They try to say Jax is not gay (Andy knows better) and as for Tom he thinks he is curious. Oh Jeff this whole show you are disappointing me.
Yet a third game plugging Jeff’s paint line. It’s naughty sex game version of Pictionary using his paint. meh.
Okay. I don’t know what happened in the break, but Brandi threw a glass of wine on Jeff when the show returned. Clearly he hurt her feelings during the break and she is drunk again. Maybe she does take Xanax and drink at the same time. DAYUM. Jeff and Andy both truly looked shocked. My DVR is paused and Jeff’s face, hair and fancypants jacket is wet. WTF?
Jeff says, ” I can’t believe I defended you.” I left out the part of Andy trying to get Brandi to run her fingers through Jeff’s hair where Jeff quipped “Can I get an STD from that?” So before dousing Jeff with a full glass of white wine (at least it wasn’t red like civilized people drink) she made some statement about alcohol killing everything and once again really threw a full glass of wine on someone, likely in borrowed clothes like she is… and… I just have no words.
Andy is all like, really, this is about the line about the STDs? Seriously this is insane. They seemed to be getting along very well, and then I guess Brandi got drunk and pissed about the JOKE about “can I get an STD from that?” I have no idea if they are kidding or not but Jeff is OCD and a full glass of wine to his face and clothing is not a good thing. Andy says you two were just chatting in the commercial break. Oh okay this is a set up. Brandi is fake crying. It’s bullshit.
Mazel goes to a Kenya fall from like a year ago…Okay it was July view it here. This is his Mazel. And the Jackhole is.. THIS .
Somebody watch the aftershow, because I’ve had way too much Brandi in my life.
oh, i dont think that was a set-up at all! i think brandi had some kind of crazy delayed reaction, jeff thought that they were joking the entire time, and then brandi went nuts. andy needs to cut the cord with brandi….i dont care how much his dad loves her!
I agree – Brandi thought Jeff had read her book where she mentions that Eddie gave her herpes (Jeff pleads he hadn’t) – and again her narcissistic self perceives Jeff’s comment the same way she has flipped out about Lisa Vanderpump’s relationship with Scheana. Ironically, I think she was genuinely hurt. Narcisstic, self absorbed, and delusional, she humiliated herself yet again.
Not herpes. It was HPV, and either Brandi is lying or ignorant about HPV.
How would you conclude that she’s ignorant about HPV? They can test for it and tell you the exact strain(s) you have, not to mention if you develop genital warts.
Soooo fake………she began to laugh and quickly covered he mouth to hide it. She turned away so we couldn’t see her stupid facial expressions, not tears. She has no reality and thought yet another wine toss was funny.
Disagree. Think she got pissed cause she caught STD from ex. She’s drunk and popping pills and lost it. Jeff also didn’t defend her with most of the issues discussed. All of this together and she lost it.
I think in Brandi’s mind it was a prank but Jeff was certainly not in on it. If she thinks it’s funny to saying throwing win is alcohol abuse, it’s not, it’s immature and pathetic.
I agree.
Aftershow: They made up and are going out for drinks afterwards. Jeff still looks uncomfortable, but doesn’t have much choice in the matter.
Fuck that. Surely if Jeff can’t get over the issues he has with friends and coworkers in real life, I doubt he will ever let his guard down with Brandi again. I hope he has a quiet word with Andy about her Bravo future. Marlo is meek compared to Brandi this season.
Full disclosure I love Jeff (dislike Gage).
No way in hell is Jeff going out for drinks with this train wreck. He did not respond to her tweets saying it was a joke.
Oh please! Jeff tweets once a month, if that. They have been friends for a long time. They kissed on the after show (contrary to your claims that he is a germaphobe)! They are milking the buzz this is creating for all its worth (may not be much but they either linked Andy or Andy was in on it and Jeff wasn’t). It was clearly and obviously staged.
Punked, not linked!
In the after show Jeff called her a whore, dressed like whore… something along those lines, no?
Yes!
a prostitute to be exact.
When hell freezes over they are going out for drinks after the show.
I know right. No self-respecting homo would waste the unecessary calories on a person like Brandi.
You forgot to mention that when Brandi wanted to donate her eggs to Jeff and Gage he told her no & that her eggs are scrambled. She did not take that very well
Actually I think Jeff said ANDY said she had scrambled eggs, Jeff said she had mental health issues, so no thanks to Brandi’s eggs…
When will Andy learn? The whole “scrambled eggs” description wasn’t well received when Phaedra snarled it to Kenya at the reunion but Kenya kept her cool. Andy and Jeff are grown men with life experience under their belt, conversing with a woman known to lack control. Ignorant asses. There are areas of conversation that are totally off limits with women, especially in front of a TV audience and referring to her eggs being scrambled effectively scrambled her thought process.
Live and learn, boys. There is a lot they could have said to belittle Brandi, and did, but calling a womans eggs “scrambled” is a blow below the belt. I’m surprised she didn’t give him a knee to the nuts.
Scrambled eggs and mixed nuts….
When Jeff was asked about the surrogate situation Brandi’s name came up and he said something up the affect of her eggs being too scrambled to be used. It seemed like every chance he got he threw a dig at her. That part seemed real until she threw the wine and the fake crying. I honestly don’t know what to think.
So Andy and Jeff are close right? If Jeff now hates Brandi, then is this possibly the last season brandi is a full cast member? Please downgrade grade her to FoH, Andy!
I really wish I could watch this episode to truly understand the dynamic and context.
As long as Andy thinks she makes for good TV she will be a part of Bravo. I hope Andy rethinks his position when the network complains about the dead air she created with her fake crying scene. if Bravo/Andy like Brandi so much give her own shown and let the viewers show then what a piece of nonsense she is.
Brandi skirt was a disgrace-why doesn’t she just go on the sit naked and get it over with? She could hold up a fig leaf or sit there in pasties and a G-string. Maybe La Perla should stick to their lingerie line and give up on ready-to-wear-it is not working.
Wouldn’t that require her to actually have a friend? Eh, then again she’s no housewife either..And quite possibly not even human.
Yolanda is her ‘friend’. Yolanda also apparently loves sequins. Yuck.
Brandi is getting more and more out of control. Her comments and actions on RHOBH were awful and then to show no remorse for the wine toss to Eileen when asked about it on WWHL was disgraceful. She was like ‘I said I was sorry’, like it was nothing. Even her bestie, Yolanda was mortified on BH. Sorry to her supporters, but there is nothing remotely funny or cute about her actions anymore. She needs professional help.
I think what she said to Babyface about the ring was stunning. And why don’t you do it like you are finger f***ing your wife or something like that? Who would talk like that!
did you notice she drank all but the dregs of her wine before she shot it at eileen. barely any got on her. watched her look at her glass earlier and assess it, then drain it before she threw it. that’s why the timing seemed off.
wacha usually doesn’t show much interest in guests (unless they have food or a toy in their hand) but on WWHL when brandi turned around to cry and it was a little tense, wacha started to walk over to her. thought that was sweet.
Wacha? Wacha language you speaking?
Falina_G Wacha is the name of Andy’s dog
YES it was just weird! I just re-watched that scene – she said “I’m going to throw my drink on you,” looked at her wine glass, drank all but the dregs as you said, and then threw it…just bizarre. Even my hubby said it was super odd/fake – he compared it to Tamra throwing the wine on Jeana when she was losing her mind that time, but that seemed natural and made sense considering her state (although I’m no condoning it). Between that, the fingerf***, the ring comment, her behavior on WWHL…it all seems very contrived. Seems to me like she has decided “I’m the naughty, cute, bad girl of the group, I’m playing it up for airtime and attention!” Perhaps she knows she’s crossed too many Bravo people also and is looking to boost ratings.
WTF was THAT??? Most awkward exchange I’ve ever seeing on wwhl! Let me get this straight…Brandi Glanville started CRYING because someone “hurt her feelings????” And on top of it, pulled the fake crying bullshit?? Am I in the fuckin Twilight Zone here? More power to you Jeff Lewis!! I’ll tell you what…that bitch sure can dish it, and finally for ONCE she had to take it. Can’t wait to hear what people have to say about the after show which I never watch. God, she is seriously one disgusting pig. Hope she gets more of what’s coming to her.
I know! The hypocrisy of it all! She wants everyone to be aware of her triggers – apparently stds – but yet she calls people whores, sluts, pimps, bankrupt, liars, etc (let’s not forget how horrifically she treated Joyce and her comments about black prior) and make a fool of herself on every single episode of thing, and NOW she’s embarrassed/humiliated and wants us to feel sorry for her??? Bitch please
I’m also pretty sure she said her kids are “hot.”
OMG the lovefest for Brandi on the Aftershow was nauseating. Jeff and Andy were even strategizing how to get Lisa V and Ken (friends of Jeff) to make up with Brandi. WHY??? So she can have a do over in trying to ruin them, since her last atbat was an epic fail? Tamara, you should watch the aftershow. It could give some insights. And for the record, I thought Brandi’s crying was fake as hell. There were no tears although her voice was a bit shaky. But rage can make your voice sound shaky too.
watched the aftershow. All fake. Brandi and Jeff sadly get along. #TeamJeff He says she needs to make up with Ken first. OH HELL NO. If you try to make up with my man before me I my have a gun cleaning accident.
On Wed, Jan 7, 2015 at 1:01 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Gun cleaning accident…… like the Chief of Police for Peachtree City. No more BWIs (Blogging While Intoxicated) for you.
TOTALLY fake, and for anyone who can’t seem to grasp AND hold onto that idea, play the scene again; when she puts her Sad Little (uh, Big) Face in her hands because she is supposedly crying, SHE IS CLEARLY LAUGHING. Her new joker face ensures we can see her mouth stuck in a smile, because it goes all the way down her chin & into her neck. BTW not a good look and WHERE THE HELL DID HER EYES GO??
She looks like Ms. Maloofah now, yay.
And Jeff loves anyone who is cray cray. Go figure.
This is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. Thanks for the laugh. I don’t think Ken has any desire to be friends with any of Lisa’s cast mates-especially one so tied to Yolanda.
oh i dont think lisa and ken are dumb enough to get overly involved in that mess again!
Ok, so according to functional behavior analysis, all behavior is a result of 1 of 2 things, either to gain something or escape/avoid something. Brandi’s behavior is off the wall, sure; but it is just hard to pin down why. I can’t tell if she thinks she gains attention, or love, or pity, or whatever from her antics, or if she is trying to avoid anyone getting to know the real her. I think to be sure, if she acted this way in real life off camera, it would be very difficult to be around her as a result, as it is often just hard to even watch her for entertainment as she runs so hot and cold. Jeff on the other hand, is always predictably Jeff, which is why I adore him. Putting the two of them together created the shit show circus Andy wanted; it was the first time I ever watched an aftershow, so staged or not, it was like a train wreck, and I couldn’t turn away!
From Branid’s book: “‘I have three permanent reminders of my marriage that I live with every day,’ ‘[My sons] Mason, Jake, and HPV.’
and the possibility of cancer resulting from the hpv. nice.
@Xanadude: “From Branid’s book:…”
Did you catch when, during the crying scene, Jeff said something about her book and she blubbered out, ‘There’s two of them, bitch!’
Jeff seemed so truly shocked by the meltdown, I suspect that if this was just another of her ‘pranks,’ he wasn’t in on the joke.
Icky Andy might have been in on it, though.
Thanks for clarifying why she was so upset.
What’s HPV?
Human papilloma virus! It’s a very common STD which can cause abnormal cells in the cervix! Left unchecked it can cause cervical cancer hence the need for Pap smears annually or every six months if abnormal cells are found! The body can ‘clear’ the virus at any time but if they keep showing up your gynecologist will do a colposcopy which is the scraping of the cells! I’m not sure what treatments every 6 months brandi was speaking off! She embellishes!
At the beginning of the show I thought it was clear that Jeff didnt like Brandi and then she threw that drink and started crying…. Now Jeff and Andy will never like her. She really embarrassed herself and everybody on that stage tonight 🙁 Anyways, I think Brandi did get work done on her face, yet again. I love how shady Andy put that out there right in the beginning. Jeff was nice to say he thought it looked natural.
Her lips! So much bigger. She looks so different also between the show and her one on one with the camera times. How old is she, she seems too young for all that work on her face. OK, now i am feeling sad for her and that is annoying 😀 Dang it, i found the dang empathy! And yeah Jeff was nice.
Oh she looks terrible. I wouldn’t have recognized her … she looks so much older.
She looks like the Joker on batman. NO meaness here just a fact. God its aweful. It makes her look older it’s really sad. We all age. It’s part of life. Accept it. You certainly can’t change it.
She’s been filled to the limit, her cheeks and lips and botoxed all the way. She looks so different, does she really have this much cash to spend? the house, the 6 digit car (as she said) all these procedures? She is too old to donate eggs, that’s why they have an age cut off at clinics. The whole hormone regimen to donate isnt anything she could handle anyway.
I thought Brandi’s face looked really good. It looks like the fillers have settled, and she looks better than she has in a long time.
I agree
DID YIU GUYS SEE WHEN THE SHOW WAS ENDING AND IT WAS TRAILING OUT BRANDI TURNED TO JEFF AND SAID “YOU’RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!”
Yes I saw that too.
Brandi’s hot mess + 2 misogynistic passive aggressive queens= NOT STAGED.
I hope it wasn’t. I just don’t see Jeff being up for that. If anything he would throw the wine in her face. That would have been ironic and potentially funny.
Agreed. Jeff loves the practical jokes, but not if he has to get dirty. I can see him agreeing to say it was a prank after the fact, just to help Andy pull the show out of Brandi crazy hell. I would be surprised if Jeff ever agreed to come on with her again.
I saw that too, which made me think it wasn’t staged. She leaned over to tell him, but you couldn’t hear what she was saying, only could tell by reading her lips.
I think she expected this season to be the one where she’s loved and redeemed. With a decent showing on CA, feeling like RH would begin on a positive note with a housewarming and Leeza Gibbons showing support outside of CA? In her mind making up with Lisa V, et al. Instead by episode 4 we’ve seen she’s still the vapid trash box of insecurities and admitting it isn’t enough, you actually have to change to be accepted otherwise.
Thats as far as I care to ever analyze Brandi Glandville. You’re out of your league on RHoBH. Lisa still beat you at your own game. I bet her boys are real pissers.
It looks like they’ll save the fake redeeming until next season, which I can’t even imagine how they’d pull off. Andy seems to have found his new NeNe in Brandi; mouthy and unpredictable. At least her hair pieces have been slightly more believable than NeNe’s.
Haven’t seen the show yet, 30 more minutes…..but I’m sure that during last season Brandi and Jeff were on WWHL and he was insulting to her then too.
Here’s what happened: When Jeff made the comment about “STDs”, it triggered Brandi because she’s claimed that Eddie gave her an STD.
I guess she’s sensitive to STD talk.
She needs therapy, a new doctor (obviously he knows she drinks while taking Lexapro and Xanax and still prescribes them to her.
She also needs to stop drinking altogether. Jeff didn’t read her book, he doesn’t know she allegedly got an STD from EC.
Why is she so sensitive all of a sudden?
The station is closed, her train has derailed.
” HPV is so common that most sexually-active men and women will get at least one type of HPV at some point in their lives. Health problems related to HPV include genital warts and cervical cancer” She could have had it and it lay dormant for years, or it could be true that her husband gave it to her. But for somebody that met her husband and banged him in the bathroom five min. later, I don’t know. what does she expect?
A million invites for you!! There is no way to know when she contracted HPV!
I can’t even believe what I am watching right now. As Nene would say “Trashbox”!! Brandi needs professional help from SEVERAL different professionals. ts all very sad because she is a train wreck emotionally on levels we the viewers know nothing about. If I were her I’d check into an inpatient treatment center on the ASAP. Copy, Brandi?
And I can not believe how strange and awkward I feel watching her DOOL obsession with Eileen and Rinna. I don’t know if Brandi is kidding in her interactions with these women?! I thought that at first but now I just think there is something very strange about her obsession with their celebrity status. She is just all very confusing to me. I think I need to eat a few ‘special’ brownies while I watch this show for things to make sense.
Bravo is making a big mistake by having Brandi another season. She is unstable and all she has to contribute is being a psycho bitch which is just weird and not entertaining. Jeff totally did not know that drink was coming….time for her to go.
That was so awkward and sad. Jeff Lewis is a real pro.
Ooh that was one good thing! 🙂 I have trouble figuring out people who have a dry wit, and tonight (last night? Eh i just watched it) I saw that Jeff is a nice man. Really nice, he seemed very on-her-side so the end was a bummer.
Agreed on Jeff being a nice man. That’s one of the reasons I love his shows.
Nice? Whuh? Lawd, if he’s nice, the world/Bravo must be coming to an end. I live for his snark and bitchiness.
According to her twitter, it was all a joke she and Jeff played on Andy. Her turning for tears was to stifle laughter.
I really hope that isn’t true. Jeff is so OCD I thought he would never be ok with anything thrown all over him.
You may not have seen the ads Bravo does yearly to highlight the new season but Jeff usually gets something liquid on him like spraying water, a can of paint. Maybe this is not his area of obsessive/compulsion so he is able to handle it.
I’m having a hard time believing the wine toss was a joke. Brandi seemed legitimately PO’ed momentarily. As far as fake crying goes, what I have noticed is women who use a lot of botox can’t seem to generate tears. It is a great way to turn off the waterworks.
Me, too. And he has not confimed that.
If he confirms it was a prank then I will refuse to watch his show again. I love it too.
âWTF is wrong with you people? Jeff is the KING of pranks. That is his main schtick.
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It’s not that it is a random prank however. More that it was an extenuation of Brandi’s poor behaviour inflicted upon Eilenne. Taking part in that is in very poor taste.
Jeff Lewis known for his caring attitude and good taste. I can see how this could end attraction to him.
ARE YOU SMOKING CRACK TONIGHT?
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I think if this was a prank and Jeff was in on it, she would have thrown the wine on Andy. This is not the kind of prank Jeff does.
That was fake crying. Anyone who has had one acting lesson knows how to spot it. That witch will do anything for attention – I felt bad for both men, they were really lost as to what to do, thinking “Oh… crap we were all just kidding and a female (i can’t call her “a lady”) is crying!”. She said he was an effing something when the theme music was on. And yet, here we are, giving her something to find when she Googles herself on the way home. I can find something to like in pretty much anyone who isn’t Hitler-level evil, but I got nuttin’ for Brandi. People are starving and watching their children die all over the globe, girl who is named after booze, your “problems” are #firstworld and your sons WILL see this and be so embarrassed!
The most atrocious thing of all to me is the fact that she says whatever she wants to others and has the nerve to want empathy for her “feelings” Chile Bye! I’m so over her…..Andy loves a train wreck so I don’t know if they’ll be any true repercussions.
Initially I thought this was about getting a check for her but now methinks she is truly mentally ill. If she is fighting with her ex in court these public displays can’t help!
My feelings exactly
Few things are more annoying than “sensitive” people who are insensitive assholes to others. Ugh Grow up Brandi
I’m just happy to know that there is another season of Flipping Out waiting to be aired.
I caught WWHL last night, and I do not think it was staged. Brandy was fake crying, her feeling were hurt? Right. Jeff had no clue she was going to toss anything at him. Andy was enjoying watching Jeff insult her repeatedly, and so did I. I don’t remember ever seeing Jeff Lewis so uncomfortable.
I agree. It’s giving to much credit to Brandi.
Why bother wearing the skirt? That outfit was hideous. And she wore that for Andy’s dad? What’s with her always coming on to other women’s husbands? Kissing all over Ken and sitting in David’s lap at Yolanda’s, etc. It’s not cute.
She was so drunk at that dinner, I was embarrassed for her. She’s in trouble now because in order to keep up her outlandish schtick, she’s got to keep outdoing herself with more and more outrageous and unacceptable behavior. She’s a real loose cannon and I wouldn’t be surprised to see her get a DWI, arrested for assault, physically hurt by someone, get in an accident, overdose, or worse. The wave she’s been riding is about to crash on shore.
I am sure if the victims of Brandi’s wine throwing wanted to, they could press charges for assault.
Funny that Brandi ended her friendship with Lisa because she already has a Mommy. Wonder how she feels after Yolanda laid down the house rules and then put her on “time out” during most of the party? Eileen is afraid of her and Lisa R. wants to spank the silly 3 year old. Is it even possible for Brandi to have an adult relationship?
I get the feeling from Brandi that she thinks all she has to offer is her sexuality. How sad is that? Nothing more to her. She seems obsessed with sex. Talking about finger banging Yolanda with David. I think that is off limits – sex life with a partner is personal and is not to be discussed with guests at a party. So wrong.The comment to Babyface about the size of the ring he bought his wife! This idiot has no idea what makes a marriage. It aint the size of the rock, it’s whether or not that person will be there for you when times are tough. Nothing more valuable than that. Dearest Brandi, those vows you take when you marry, the ones about for better or worse they actually mean something. She married a guy who took off for a chick with more money. I hope she is in therapy. She certainly needs to be.
Love love Jeff Lewis. I don’t believe Brandi about Kenya’s hair. She’s a liar.
What does she have to offer besides sex?
her mental instability? low self esteem? That’s all I can think of.
If all she’s got is her sexuality, she’s in big trouble. Every man she’s had has cheated on her…she’s 43, which is way too old for most men under 60 in California.
That is the sad fact of life in L.A. Beautiful girls are a dime a dozen. She really isn’t on anybody’s radar as marriage material. Especially since she had like four dates with this J.R. guy and is now stalking and disparaging him for almost a year now. There is a price to pay for breaking up with Brandi Glanville.
That IS all she has to offer. That and random assorted STD’s.
she has aged herself at least 10 years by whatever she is doing to her face…
It reminds me of Madonna’s new face. Now we are used to it, but at first it was shocking especially without makeup. If you took off all that warpaint, she would look really scary.
She ought to let it go about the waitress that slept with her husband. The girl was young, and did not know he was married for quite a while. He broke his marriage vows to Brandi…not the waitress. I don’t think that she held a gun to his head and forced herself on him. He saw an attractive (in his eyes) and gullible young lady and went all in.
Brandi needs to get a new act. Tipsy, dingy and vulgar are not a great look on a forty-something.
TT this was a great recap…I honestly don’t know how you are able to keep up. I still have to watch the two episodes from Monday’s apprentice in my DVR…but I must watch the Mindy Project first. I love that show. Anyway major kudos for always having accurate and current content on your blog.
Brandi is a manipulator nonpareil. Lost the upper hand? Conversation not going your way? Turn on the waterworks, now you’re a victim! Sympathy for you, no matter how ridiculous your reason for “breaking down”.
And ridiculous it was. STD? Really? Miss “finger-bang” and “pussy eater”s sensibility is suddenly offended? Bullshit. I don’t know if it was a planned prank or not, but I do know her crocodile tears succeeded in making the focus all about her again.
Yep, ALL Brandi cares about is having the attention on herself…good, bad, or anything in between.
Excellent read!
Can’t we just throw her into the festering dump that is Vanderpump Rules so that she can commiserate with the rest of the Cibrian cast-offs?
She is the female Jax anyhow.
If those two make a baby, that thing will be the fucking anti-Christ. Unless, of course, cray cray cancels out cray cray.
Why did your post made me LOL?
I thought you were talking to me until I read it in context. I was going to guess it was all the typos.
Brandi is having a mental breakdown, and if I had to guess why, its her dads health. When you have daddy issues and he’s ill and might pass, you feel like you’ve lost your chance to have a great relationship with him. She knows she’ll never be daddy’s little girl and she’s cracking up. Not excusing her, but she seriously needs help and I hope she gets it.
I just watched it again. It was totally staged. Jeff was in on it. It was poorly acted.
Like all of Brandi’s jokes, it backfired bigtime and makes her look ridiculous.
On Wed, Jan 7, 2015 at 12:21 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Yep. She’s now saying it was all a joke between Jeff and herself at Andy’s expense. I knew SHE was faking the crying, but I’m surprised and disappointed Jeff would go that far to lie to viewers. Won’t be watching his show now because it’s probably all just faked for cameras. No wonder he was advising Brandi how to get back in with Lisa and Ken; he’s just as twisted as Brandi.
LOL if Jeff’s conspiring a prank with Brandi for WWHL turned you off of Jeff, you never knew him in the first place.
On Wed, Jan 7, 2015 at 5:14 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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^ This!
Brandi’s fake crying looked staged. I don’t think Jeff would let Brandi throw liquid on his face and clothes. Brandi is now saying thatit was a planned joke because her little stunt flopped.
Jeff knew.
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Not a peep about the “joke” from Jeff, crickets. She was laughing I don’t doubt that, it was staged; question is who was really on it?
Due to my severe procrastination disorder I just sat down and watched the clip a couple of times. I don’t think it was staged it was to awkward afterwards. I doubt Andy and Jeff were surprised though because…….loose cannon.
I have always liked Brandi, she is entertaining although potty mouthed. It would be a more fun storyline if they showed her going out on dates with men in the industry instead of acting like an idiot.
Do you think she has a fabulous life dating men in the industry? I don’t.
Brandi being alloud to be born, and live this this long, is proof that God makes mistakes!!!
Wow, That’s some strong hate. Do you feel better?
Alloud? What??
OT — is it just me, or does Brandi look a lot like Dinah Lohan in that picture?
More like The Joker!
I seriously thought it was Gretchen for a second.
I guess t hey think we like to watch Brandi-hot-ass-mess and not intelligent and articulate women like Kenya and Lisa. Brandi humiliated me by being on tv, and being lauded by Andy.
I wouldn’t believe a word brandi says if her tongue came notarized.
Are we sure that brandi doesn’t have a damaged frontal lobe! Her behavior is bizarre!! Really bizarre!! This just doesn’t seem like bad behavior any more!
Brandi has worn out this white trash drunken whore from Dog Patch, California routine. She acts like she’s a 19 year old coed, when in fact, she’s an alcoholic, perimenopausal. middle age train wreck.
”she’s an alcoholic, perimenopausal. middle age train wreck.”
On behalf of all alcoholic, perimenopausal, middle-aged train wrecks, I assure you, she is not welcome in our club.
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Thank YOU! No shit.
I second that emotion!!!
Ok. Never posted before,just read but this post literally made me LOL. we r twins xo
Thank You.
Applause….! Us post menopausal over-caffinated 60 somethings don’t want her either.
I think if Brandi would just EAT something she might not get as fucked up and maybe function slightly better.
Can we play more games about guessing celebrity penis size? That was fun!
honestly I think she thought it would be a cute and funny ploy back to the episode of housewives and since it didn’t go over well she got upset and embarrassed and that’s what the crocodile tears were about. She’s so ruthless to others but wants us to believe her feelings were hurt over something Jeff Lewis said who hardly ever says anything serious? Her poor kids are gonna be so embarrassed of her.
At exactly what point does her dirt bag ex step up and assume responsibility for his sons? I understand that Eddie is a looser start to finish, but it would seem that even he would be able to provide a better environment for the boys than Brandi aspires to. Realistically, who really cares about Ms Glanville? She is toast, but her boys have years of nurturing that thay should be afforded by at least one responsible parent.
LeAnn, don’t you have some baby-making to do?
I’d give the boys to Leann at this point.
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Brandi has the worst fake crying skills ever. I don’t buy her reaction concerning the STD joke.
I think it was a spur of the moment set up to f’ with Andy. It didn’t play well on the show. Andy was so wanting Jeff to give it to Brandi and he was more sympathic than Andy thought he would be. Not the Drama that Andy was expecting. I am I no ways Brandi Fan. Her Crying was so fake, plus a comment that happened 15 before. It was just a dumb joke on both their parts
Jeff is a Branditard. It was clearly planned for the last segment.
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I guess I really don’t see what the big deal is – a lot of these comments are just as bizarre to me. Threatening to never watch Jeff Lewis’ show and berating him for potentially agreeing to be pranked is fucking bizarre to me.
If they started laughing afterwards would you all feel better about it somehow? Would that not defeat the purpose?
It has people talking. That’s all that really matters – Andy has built his career on it.
His entire show has the same platform – asking outlandish questions accompanied by games and spanking and fake props to hit people with – all in the realms of schtiky, zany and corny. I don’t see this being any different.
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I need to read the commenting rules or go back to the crapola blog I came from.
I never really noticed before, but especially in those pictures, Brandi and Jeff look like they could be brother and sister.
It’s weird people are commenting on Brandi’s plastic surgery while Jeff is just as bad with a stretched out perma pussy over his face.
Brandi’s behavior tonight on BH was beyond words…trashbox is the only thing that comes to mind. But one thing I have been wondering about, we all know these shows are “scripted” in a form, could all of this be planned and they are friends secretly. I remember seeing pictures of Brandi and Lisa having dinner a couple of times during off season including one with jeff. I can’t imagine her truly being like this and people willing to be around her, especially ones who don’t truly need the money. Also, tonight with Jeff it was so staged. You could see her fighting back that shit green while trying to put jeff on blast then of course flat out laughing to where she had to turn around. As trashy as it appeared, it worked. If you Google brandi, jeff or wwhl hundreds of articles show up talking about it. Which boost jeff’s and wwhl’s ratings. Knowing that, if you go back and watch jeff’s face it looks exactly like the marlena actress (so can’t remember her name to save my life at the moment ). Anyways, things to ponder…
Am I the only one who thinks Brandi cooked up this whole scheme to take the heat off of her because the episode of RHOBH had her painted in the worst light ever!!! So if she could distract from all of that it would take the heat off of how she acted on the show that aired right before she was on WWHL. I think it was a diversion technique, but I’m a future attorney so I always questions motives.
I completely agree. That’s what I thought too,she knew the episode would paint her as a huge trashbox, so she tried to distract by doing something even more shocking. It worked too, everyone is talking about her and Jeff over the episode.
Agreed 100%.
That was SO weird.
I don’t think Brandi was crying, though I think she was trying to convince us. Jeff seemed genuinely weirded out, as did Andy. I honestly thought they might cancel the aftershow.
On the bright side, I love the family that was bartending. I wish they had been commenting!
Unlike the rest of the world, I still think they are far more despicable people on these Bravo shows than Brandi that deserve my hatred far more than she does. However her “jokes” just don’t make sense anymore. Like that comment about X’s ring not being big enough was not even remotely funny. I am all for crude inappropriate humor but I can’t imagine anyone finding that funny. It was just rude and awkward. And now this “prank”.. I don’t get it.
Be outrageous and inappropriate, but at least be funny and entertaining.