I’m almost to the finish line. Kenya has been on TV for the past three hours and there is still one last half hour on WWHL. I hope the Tankards are better co-guests than Sherri Shepard was when she was on. That was just an awful episode.
Kenya is wearing a silver jumpsuit which Andy will love and sitting in first chair as she should be. I don’t watch Thicker Than Water so I am not going to recap that part much. Sorry in advance. I am entering my fourth nonstop hour of blogging. Kenya and Jewel are both from Detroit and entered the same pageant back in the day. Harry Smith is the bartender. The drinking word is Bobb. Andy took a PRIVATE PLANE ( I presume it was DVF’s ) back from Indonesia and landed two hours before the show. His plane refilled in Hawaii and LA and he was back just in time after a 21 hour flight. Andy is living the good life for sure. Andy is back on his “sober January” plan he does most years lately to make up for holiday bingeing.
Sherri “Dumbass” Shepherd was tweeting about Kenya “going there” with regard to asking why Keisha didn’t call Bill Cosby for a donation. Yes, Sherri, that is how the game is played. Geraldo Rivera said tonight on the show, “Imagine being married to Kenya, you would be sleeping with your eyes open. ” Kenya quickly quips back, “Well he should know, he’s had what? Like five wives?” Burn. Don’t come for her if she doesn’t send for you Geraldo. Kenya says that the show was filmed almost a year ago and none of the Bill Cosby allegations were out then. Andy says he came to support them and his scene was not included. He says he is glad because he only brought a thousand dollars and Bill O’Reilly was there with a five or ten thousand dollar donation for Geraldo’s team.
Andy asked Kenya about Nene’s ridiculous bob wig and Kenya said if I am being honest I saw all the tweets with the crazy comparisons. It wasn’t a good look. Andy goes on to say that on tonight RHOA Nene said she was too nice to play the wicked stepmother in Cinderella tonight. So the poll question is which housewife do you think is the most wicked. Damn that is a hard call. I’d probably end up going for Phaedra.
Andy wants to talk about Porsha and Kenya hugging it out last week because he was not there to talk about it. Again Andy plays a sneak peek at the much discussed READ of Nene that Claudia supposedly did in Puerto Rico. Now y’all know I am #TeamPretty but I basically saw it as a pretty even verbal sparring. Production was a bitch to Nene though showing the back of her head and that fugly kitchen though. Here is my original exclusive on that fight. It seems like this trip was when Claudia snatched herself a peach.
Kenya, the caller says Kenya has him blocked but he loves her. He asks about her trying to get pregnant. She says she is still in the process. I don’t believe her. Kenya ain’t got time for no baby. Kenya promises to unblock him.
Kenya, do you think Demetria and Roger Bobb are really a couple? She says yes. They have been through their ups and downs but absolutely they are a couple. So we are now two for two on me not believing Kenya’s answers. Roger Bobb dates A LOT.
Andy asks about Kenya’s hair being real AGAIN. And again she let’s Andy paw through it and she pulls it up and let’s the camera show her scalp. It’s HER HAIR. Dayum. How many times does she have to prove that? Kenya plugs her upcoming hair care products. I want to try them.
A Kenya fan calls in to tell Kenya that in Andy’s book Naomi Campbell told Andy she can’t stand Kenya Moore. Does this make her like Naomi less? Andy clarifies and says what Naomi said was, ” Keep Portia, get rid of Kenya.” Kenya says, “Which is why she is not the head of a network. But um, I still love Naomi, she’s an icon and you have to respect that.” That’s classy Kenya for you.
What did Kenya do with Vivica Fox’s phone? Andy says, “Did you jack her phone?” Kenya says no. But you will have to watch the show. I haven’t seen the episodes yet but I think it will come up. Again. I’m not buying it. You know Kenya sent those tweets.
What is the real beef between Kenya and Brandi Glanville? Oh good question! Kenya says she really doesn’t have a problem with her but Andy witnesses at the Bravo upfronts when Brandi showed up drunk and high and tried to pick a fight with Kenya, Nene and Cynthia. Andy says, he will say that Brandi tried to pick a fight with the WRONG three girls. That was the beginning of their non friendship. IN MY OPINION, Kenya didn’t take too kindly to the supposedly racist statement Brandi made on RHOBH toward Joyce calling her essentially a “black person who doesn’t like getting her hair wet.” So that didn’t help either.
OMG Kenya won the “most wicked housewife” by a landslide at 60% Nene had 35%, Kandi and Claudia ties for last at 0%, Cynthia got 2% and Phaedra got 3%.
That was the nicest Andy has very treated Kenya. He was very cool with her the whole show and barely spoke to the Tankards.