After Kate and Jamie return to the group after the boardroom. Kate has a breakdown. She is dumbfounded that Brandi called her lazy. I agree. I saw Kate pretty much take over as project manager and do a ton of the cooking. Brandi (and Kenya) seemed to be doing the pie in the face part of the event (which wasn’t clearly edited. People did donate to throw pies at celebrities). I didn’t see Brandi (or Kenya) doing any cooking. Brandi’s job was to send out a few tweets and call Yolanda for money. I hate to take Kate’s side, but in this case I am. Then Brandi has the nerve to say in her talking head about Kate. “I’m sure she is very organized in her home with her eight kids, but she’s not a business woman. If she is not on TV yelling at her kids, what is she going to do?” If you replace “her kids” with “other housewives” you will see this is totally a case of projection. Brandi wasn’t no time in making enemies.
Infinity: Kenya Moore, Brandi Glanville, Kate Gosselin, Vivica Fox, Shawn Johnson (Olympic Gymnast), Leeza Gibbons, Jamie Anderson (Olympic Snowboarder)
Project Manager: None of the women feel competent with technology. Somehow Kate gets stuck with the job.
KENYA was away for the first part of the task filming the RHOA reunion.
Leeza Gibbons seems like this team’s best hope to win the challenge. None of the women are the least bit tech savvy. Shawn throws out an idea and everyone agrees and Kate is just nodding. Leeza and Brandi essentially take over the challenge while Kate makes sure everyone has a nutritious lunch.
Kate is asking Brandi what she should do. Now I am on team Brandi. Kate is useless and Brandi is surprisingly hard working. Leeza is directing the commercial. Kate is getting in the way.
Kenya arrives just when the editing is done of the commercial. The women’s commercial is awesome. Lots of branding, cute ending slogan, ” That’s Neat!” It looks like a winner to me. Vivica is the “neatologist” that the company said they wanted to roll out. They really pulled it off I spite of themselves. Leeza did most of the work and led the presentation.
Vortex: Ian Zierling (Beverly Hills 90210), Lorenzo Lamas, Geraldo Rivera, Kevin Jonas, Terrell Owens (Football), Johnny Damon (Baseball), Sig Hansen (Deadliest Catch) Gilbert Gottfried (Comedian)
Project Manager: Kevin Jonas
Kevin and Geraldo are still bumping heads. Kevin would not let Geraldo ride in his van. Ian, Lorenzo, Terrell
and Kevin came up with the idea in one van while everyone else was in the other. Geraldo tries to take over the task. Actually, he seems to be sabotaging the task. In the meeting with the client, he talks loudly on his cell phone the entire time.
Eventually, Kevin let’s Geraldo write the script. Sig gets the guy from Dirty Jobs to do the voice over. Everyone is excited except for Geraldo who thought he should do it. Lorenzo tries to placate Geraldo. It does go well. Geraldo is being a jackass.
The men’s commercial features Gilbert Gottfried which makes it a bit cartoonish and silly. I could not understand Gilbert. This commercial also ended with “That’s Neat” so I guess it was the company’s slogan to begin with. The women’s commercial a million times better.
First, Trump asks Geraldo about Kevin. He says some nice thinks but then says that he picked Lorenzo and Ian as the nucleus of his brain trust and didn’t let anyone in. Kevin agrees that he did that because he considered them to be the experts for the tasks. Kevin does not throw Gerald under the bus when asked who did the least work. Trump talks to Gilbert like he is retarded.
Kate is not confident that her team won. Kate says if they lose, Brandi should be fired. Kate says Brandi panicked.
The women won. Trump tried to make it seem close but it was not.
The men lost because they didn’t highlight the cloud enough. Kevin says that was a moment of conflict with Geraldo when he reviewed his script. He saw it was not focused on enough. The board wants to know why he didn’t change it since he was project manager.
Kevin brings back Ian, his friend, to support him in the boardroom and to try to get Geraldo sent home. Oh little Jonas boy, you are so going home. Kevin says Ian should go home over him! Wow! Trump is pissed with Kevin and Ian. He fires Kevin.
As Geraldo says, “I am not to be toyed with.” Brandi kisses Geraldo on the mouth when he comes out of the boardroom. All the ladies fawn over Geraldo. Ian is coming for Geraldo and so is Lorenzo. Good luck with that boys.
Sorry if this blog is a bit incoherent. I gots the crud and thinking is hard. But I think I’m up for another episode before bed!