Tonight, Kenya Moore will be on TV for three and a half hours spanning three shows on two networks. Will this blogger make it through the entire time? To be honest, I’m not sure I will get to WWHL before tomorrow. But we will see. Tonight on RHOA, Cynthia and Peter shop for a new location for Bar One, and Kandi has a sex party where Claudia and Nene come face to face.
Peter and Cynthia go to look at a new bar space down on Auburn Avenue. There is a lot of trash and debris, but the space has good bones. And the area has historical roots and has been gentrifying over the years. Cynthia wants you to know that her money is Peter’s money and they are business partners and she doesn’t care what we think about that. What I think about it is that these two are stretched out with two bars and Cynthia’s Modeling Agency. That’s a lot of headaches.
Claudia goes to meet with Kandi. She is looking to her as sort of a mentor and ally for the season. Kandi invites Claudia to be a guest on Kandi Koated Nights. Claudia and Kandi talk about Claudia knowing Porsha from Miami. They have African friends in common. Claudia says she was sitting right next to Porsha when she said she was looking to hook up with an African.
Phaedra has been trying to put up a fence in her front yard since the summer. The neighbors are going to fight it. The last I heard the concept was tabled until after the holidays. Phaedra wants an electrical fence. Of course she does. That is the good parent in her. That fence was such a nightmare for the neighbors with the broken water pipes and lack of permits that as of now I believe everything has been filled back in and re-landscaped. In the scene, Apollo shows up and had no idea any of Phaedra’s grand plans.
Phaedra goes to the National Bar Association awards. Check out this post about this event. It was rather shady. Anytime Ben Crump is involved. It is shady. Phaedra gave a speech
Kenya and Aunt Lori go for facials. Kenya tells her Aunt about hugging it out with Porsha.
Kenya and Claudia are hanging out have a glass of wine. Claudia wants Kenya to reveal when the last time she had sex. But she declined to answer.
Nene is having Gregg open all of her boxes for her when Nene gets a staged call from her agent telling her she has three offers on Broadway. One is the Mama Morgan part in Chicago. I think that is the one Wendy Williams played. The second is the Mary J Blige character in Rock of Ages. The third is Cinderella playing Madame. Which we all know she took and the show closed yesterday. The funny part is this phone call where she is pretending to choose from the three parts. She had to audition to get the role. They did not all just call and ask if to do it. Then she pretends like she is not sure about Cinderella. Because playing the Wicked Stepmother is out of her nature because she is not a mean person. WTF? She really is delusional.
Todd has built Kandi a real set for her show. It is miles above what she had when she was just starting out. There are couches and fancy cards with the questions on them and professional lighting. It’s a very nice set up. Todd and Kandi have a bit of back and forth before the show starts. Kandi is very good as a host. The topic is business versus pleasure. Kandi says that her relationship with Todd has become a bit too heavy on the business part and lighter on the pleasure. Claudia comes out and Kandi asks Claudia if she gave Jamie Foxx head. Claudia says she is like his little sister. There is no sexual attraction between them.
Kandi’s sex toy party is getting set up and it looks like Kandi has a nekkid chick covered in sushi. Or maybe she is just like a centerpiece. There is a ton of food. Claudia and Kandi bond over their love of sex talk. Nene shuns Kenya’s greeting and refuses to hug her. Oh Nene. Can’t you just act right for once? You are so hot and cold with Kenya. Claudia was barely acknowledged and she puts Nene aside to address it with her right away. Nene is wearing a plain white transparent T-shirt and all the other women are dressed to impress. What is up with that. Nene basically tells Claudia that she is associated with people she doesn’t like and walks off.
The sexologist wants to play a bondage game and she wants to tie people together beginning with Cynthia and Nene. They both decline. So they decide to tie Nene to Claudia. Nene is kill the party vibe and squashing all the fun. I find Kandi’s sex parties ridiculous. I lost sound when Porsha was talking about he African prince. Demetria talks about how her relationship with Roger Bobb has been off and on for 8 years. One of the ladies with blue hair points out to Demetria that she dated Roger Bobb a couple of years ago. Like I keep saying, everyone had dated Roger Bobb. He lied to her and said that he told her that they were just business associates. Demetria walks out of the room in a huff. Cynthia follows her. AWKWARD. Demetria doesn’t believe the blue haired girl.
Next Week: Puerto Rico. The editing makes it look more like Nene was doing the reading, when that is not what I heard, at all.