Brandi snuck a RHOBH blog in on me the other day that I’m just now reading. She tries to explain why she said what she said to Lisa. It makes sense to me in a way. I totally understand cracking jokes when you are nervous. What I don’t understand is why in the moment where her brain tries to find a joke to throw out there on national television, her pea brain goes there. But it did. I don’t think this is really as big of a deal as it has been made out to be. Brandi clearly intended to shock, and Lisa’s retelling of the comment was meant to remove the shock value, which it did. And yet, Brandi kind of goes there again in her blog! I think Brandi will continue to escalate the ratchetness throughout the season right up to the point where she slaps Lisa across the face. Lisa Vanderpump probably has the most fans of any housewife. This will not win any of them over to Brandi’s side. Anyway, have a read and let me know what you think.
From Brandi’s Blog:
My housewarming party! I’m so excited to be in our new home after stressfully floating around for the entire summer. I love this house. It’s got a warm happy feel to it. I decided to throw a proper party to celebrate our happy new home. My parents are coming and a few friends. I invited all the ladies, of course, because I didn’t want to leave anyone out. Everybody but Lisa V. and Ken RSVP’d. She told me several times she wouldn’t be coming, so as far as I was concerned, she wasn’t coming, but the show and the party must go on! I have a ton of amazing friends coming to celebrate with me, and my parents are visiting despite my dad’s health problems, so I’m going to throw an amazing party and make the most of a beautiful evening in our new home. I spent the day setting up the house making sure it looked perfect. I ordered flowers, rented furniture, put up lights, and set up a lovely bar. It was perfect. I got ready with a few of my friends and was running 15 minutes late, which I’m almost never late, so I was trying to get my ass in gear.
People were starting to show up. Everyone looked great and seemed to be having fun. Yolanda looked especially amazing, and she is so great with my dad. She has special powers over him. I was catching up with my close friend Leeza Gibbons when Lisa V. and Ken walked in. They said they were not coming more then once, so I’m surprised to see them, but it was a nice surprise. My parents chatted with Lisa V. and Ken, and while they didn’t seem overly excited to be in my home, I can definitely say all my friends see that Lisa and I have a special chemistry but we also clearly have a long way to go if we are going to be friends again. Both Kim and Yolanda gave the sweetest speeches and I know they both truly love me. All in all, it was a fun party and, in my opinion, a success.
Lisa V. invited us all to PUMP, which is gorgeous, for a charity event benefiting foster children. I was happy to go but felt a little uncomfortable every time Lisa V. looked at me. She would just stare and not speak. It made me uncomfortable, and when I’m nervous, I just joke. Cut to the olive branch and the cunnilingous comment. I asked Lisa V. to lunch to speak in a more private environment, and it was like pulling teeth to get an answer, so I was like, what shall I do, Your Highness, so that you grace me with your presence? Eat your pussy? It was a joke, but I am happy to hear that Ken stills goes down under for Her Majesty.