Ariana’s blog was very long-winded this week so I am just going to hit the highlights. Her relationship with Tom is fantastic and he is self-depreciating and so funny! They are very happy together. He really didn’t want to go on the boys trip with a bunch of guys. She hates Stassi. She hates Jax. She hates Kristen. She thinks Stassi should have gone to Miami since Katie would have been there and she could have avoided everyone else. That made no sense to me. It’s a party. A group trip. Stassi would just make everyone miserable. Anyway, here are the highlights.
This may sound somewhat odd, but this episode got me extremely heated. You know who else has a birthday on June 24th? That would be me. You know who had an epic birthday this year? Again, that would be me. Tom conspired with my mom, my brother, and Scheana’s family to organize a surprise visit from them for my birthday. I don’t know if I have felt more surprised, loved, and grateful in my life than in that moment. A big group of us went to Disneyland (Tom’s first time), and it was my brother’s first time in California. Tom, my mom Tanya, my brother Jeremy, Scheana, Shay, Jax, and myself had dinner prepared exclusively for us by a chef who uses some of the most exotic ingredients I have ever had. We had some picky eaters at the table, so it was hilarious to watch. We went dancing and a plethora of good times were had by all.
All of this was such a wonderful time filled with joy and laughter, and what did we experience instead? Stassi taking more heaping diarrhea dumps on people she deems lower than herself based on the weakest and most irrelevant set of criteria I have laid eyes on. I can’t be the only person who is so utterly tired of seeing and hearing the same tawdry garbage over and over. I might not have a ton of petty conflict in my life, but I would personally prefer it that way. I’ll go out on a limb here and say there has to be a large number of people who agree with me. I won’t give it any more attention than that, because it is not worth another thought.
When I dropped Tom off at Schwartz’s house to leave for San Diego, I think the only smile I saw was on Jax’s face. Given that our trip to Miami was coming up, I think the last thing Tom wanted to do was party with a bunch of smelly dudes. I’m glad that everyone is getting to see what a trip with Jax can be like. The partying, the lying, the backtracks on lies, and the deflective coverups. This is the second time I have heard Jax try to “relate” his situation to some other situation in Tom’s life, and I am so glad Tom doesn’t ever let him get away with that stratagem. Tom gives zero f—s and our relationship is built on solid ground. It is Jax who should be mindful that his lies can and will solidify any lingering mistrust Tom has for him and their ever strained friendship. Jax has not one shred of incriminating information about Tom and we all know he will definitely try and lie about that too, if he has to. Nobody takes it seriously, as 99.9 percent of human beings know better than that.
Me thinks that Arianna is one of those girls who is better off keeping her thoughts to herself, as she doesn’t seem to make a point about much of anything. So what I want to know is….what does Jax have on Tom? We know all those “smelly dudes” must have tons of secrets….
Finally, a well-adjusted cast member whose not afraid to say it!
I’m glad she and Tom are happy, but it does make me think that Kristen was at least half right all along in that although Tom didn’t cheat with Ariana, there was a mutual attraction all along that they denied. I think they’ve made Ariana up too heavily in that picture; I prefer her own more natural make up!
Did I miss something? I thought Stassi and Ariana were on good terms, she’s one of the only people I’ve ever seen Stassi suck up to. What happened? Also the scene with Scheana and Stassi seemed extra staged to me. I know they all are but sometimes they’re better actors than others..like the “…but I’ll take a pinot grigio” line followed by Scheana’s exaggerated head bob. There are a lot of things about Ariana that bother me like her constantly missing pants/skirts/shorts but she really does have something special, and I think it’s all about confidence and emotional maturity.
I totally agree with Ariana! She is the only sane person on the show. Stassi is so boring saying the same things over and over. She is just a mean girl who needs minions around to do anything she says. The only reason she doesn’t like Sheena is because she actually continued to be friends with people Stassi didn’t like. It maddens me that Stassi talks about growing up; however, she is the biggest HS mean girl! Ariana is also correct when it comes to Jax! He lies whenever he opens his mouth! He is 35 years old and acts like 17. I can’t believe people still put up with his nonsense! Way to go Ariana, you are a breath of fresh air on a very dysfunctional show!
The only reason ariana and stassi get along is because they are both cancers . Im june 25th and my personality swings between stassi and ariana.
They really are very similar in certain ways, namely both are very arrogant.
Ugh say it isn’t so!!! I’m a cancer but a July cancer maybe that’s the difference! I’ve always found I have a love hate relationship with the June cancers though!
Nice analysis by Ariana. I agree with her on everything, especially Stacci and Jax. I hope she gets more cam time in the upcoming episodes.
I find it weird that she talks about Jax with so much contempt but he was at her special birthday dinner with the “exotic ingredients” blah blah blah.
I understand the cast has to suck it up and film with the sociopath (Vanderpump Rules without Jax and Kristen would be like The Hills without Spencer Pratt. Just a bunch of young pretty boring people whining.) But Ariana’s birthday was off-camera and included family. Maybe this dinner was filmed but cut?
Agree, Kristen and Jax are the only two interesting people on this show. Tom cheats Ariana is too stupid to get it and Tom cheats and Katie gets it but too pathetic to move on. Cheating guys and dumb girls, not that interesting. Super boring without Kristen and Jax.
Ariana is a hypocrite. She blasts stassi for talking bad about everyone but she’s just as guilty. Especially the part where she says stassi takes “heaping diarrhea dumps on anyone she deems lower than herself”. This is coming from the girl who says “I’m smarter than you. I’m prettier than you…blah blah blah”. And don’t forget she’s “smarter than anyone she’s ever met.” If you watch the show or read any of her blogs all she does is talk bad about people. So ariana…sweetie…you might want to change those panties…looks like you’ve got the runs as well.