Ariana’s blog was very long-winded this week so I am just going to hit the highlights. Her relationship with Tom is fantastic and he is self-depreciating and so funny! They are very happy together. He really didn’t want to go on the boys trip with a bunch of guys. She hates Stassi. She hates Jax. She hates Kristen. She thinks Stassi should have gone to Miami since Katie would have been there and she could have avoided everyone else. That made no sense to me. It’s a party. A group trip. Stassi would just make everyone miserable. Anyway, here are the highlights.
This may sound somewhat odd, but this episode got me extremely heated. You know who else has a birthday on June 24th? That would be me. You know who had an epic birthday this year? Again, that would be me. Tom conspired with my mom, my brother, and Scheana’s family to organize a surprise visit from them for my birthday. I don’t know if I have felt more surprised, loved, and grateful in my life than in that moment. A big group of us went to Disneyland (Tom’s first time), and it was my brother’s first time in California. Tom, my mom Tanya, my brother Jeremy, Scheana, Shay, Jax, and myself had dinner prepared exclusively for us by a chef who uses some of the most exotic ingredients I have ever had. We had some picky eaters at the table, so it was hilarious to watch. We went dancing and a plethora of good times were had by all.
All of this was such a wonderful time filled with joy and laughter, and what did we experience instead? Stassi taking more heaping diarrhea dumps on people she deems lower than herself based on the weakest and most irrelevant set of criteria I have laid eyes on. I can’t be the only person who is so utterly tired of seeing and hearing the same tawdry garbage over and over. I might not have a ton of petty conflict in my life, but I would personally prefer it that way. I’ll go out on a limb here and say there has to be a large number of people who agree with me. I won’t give it any more attention than that, because it is not worth another thought.
When I dropped Tom off at Schwartz’s house to leave for San Diego, I think the only smile I saw was on Jax’s face. Given that our trip to Miami was coming up, I think the last thing Tom wanted to do was party with a bunch of smelly dudes. I’m glad that everyone is getting to see what a trip with Jax can be like. The partying, the lying, the backtracks on lies, and the deflective coverups. This is the second time I have heard Jax try to “relate” his situation to some other situation in Tom’s life, and I am so glad Tom doesn’t ever let him get away with that stratagem. Tom gives zero f—s and our relationship is built on solid ground. It is Jax who should be mindful that his lies can and will solidify any lingering mistrust Tom has for him and their ever strained friendship. Jax has not one shred of incriminating information about Tom and we all know he will definitely try and lie about that too, if he has to. Nobody takes it seriously, as 99.9 percent of human beings know better than that.