Well we might as well start the New Year Off with Teresa Giudice’s ridiculous New Year’s Resolutions. Do I need to remind you that she is going to jail in four days where she will spend the rest of 2015 and then some? Or that you eat what you get in prison when you are told? Because her first resolution is to “stop eating bad carbs. And, well… it just gets weirder from there.
What are your New Years Eve resolutions? I think as of this moment, mine should be “Spring for the expensive champagne.” I’m just saying…
That was hard to watch. Did Dina really think it would be a good idea to have Teresa gives her resolutions or did she also forget she’s going to prison in 5 days?
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Here we go typical Theresa away with the fairies, living in complete denial. Dina is just as bad with her “spend more time with the people you care about” if I didn’t know better I would think it was shade cos we all know Theresa can only fulfill this if she starts getting affectionate with big Bertha her new cell mate.
LMBO!!!
I support your resolution. Mine… practice gratitude more, gossip (about people in my real life aka coworkers) less. Be more present in my life. And click on more ads on your blog…. you get paid for that, right?
I think I get paid more for the views. Clicking on my internal links to other pages on my site helps. 🙂 And thanks.
Yikes!
1). What is with Theresa’s upper lip? It hardly moves…Botox to look good for prison?
2). Theresa continues to beat up the English language: “us women” instead of “we women” have a tendency to eat junk food during that time of the month. Maybe she will take an English course in prison.
Actually, she might just do that. That is an option and lord knows she could use it.
I seem to recall she’s a college graduate. I’m thinking old dog/new trick thing.
I think she has an associates degree in like fashion, or gum chewing. But I see your point she may not be eligible for the basic Adult Ed English class she needs.
On Fri, Jan 2, 2015 at 6:08 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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“Try to stay alive in prison”, might be more appropriate for a resolution for Teresa.
Or stop her criminal ways…or stop lying…or stop fronting…or learn English….I mean there are so many good ones.
On Thu, Jan 1, 2015 at 2:26 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Those things require personal inventory. She can’t even inventory things in her house with visual aids. God I’m feeling extra snark today. Look out world!
OK what the fuck are they talking about??? Spend more time together? How?!? Is Dina planning on accompanying Teresa to jail? Like TT said…..how does one eat better in jail? I think this was pretty sad. Real sad. Terribly sad. Wow.
I agree, she may just come out next year not even realizing she was in jail….maybe just a long dream sequence in her pea brain.
Yeesh, couldn’t watch the whole thing. Two crazies in one video is too much for me.
Oh where to begin?
Shinning? Suppose to be “whinning”
OMG Angel you said everything that I thought so I have nothing more to add. Happy New Year!
Well I guess 3 out of 7 resolutions ain’t bad lol. Teresa can do the one about filtering or getting rid of things she doesn’t need because she can’t take much with her where she’s going. She wants to build her ass. That may or may not be a good idea but the exercising thing in general is a good idea. Finally, the keeping her faith and practicing it more is a good one. I’ve heard that Jesus must live in prison because many who end up in prison who don’t know him meet him there for the first time. This whole thing was pretty ridiculous. Sure didn’t sound like someone’s resolutions who is going to prison all of 2015 and then some.
Actually this is really sad if Teresa has not come to some type of acceptance that her life will drastically be changing next week. Can we get her a Skype with Apollo?
Should we start a pool? Will she surrender herself peacefully or will the marshalls drag her away screaming? I hope for the sake of her kids she has a plan and will make it as easy as possible for them but she sounds delusional in this clip.
Melza, I’m still wondering if she has even told the younger ones that she is going to prison yet. Gia knows but Teresa was so delusional she didn’t think the other ones had a clue that something was going on. If she has finally told them, I’d like to know what she said. Did she tell them the truth or is she going to “college” or to work away from home?
I don’t see how she could keep her kids from knowing what’s going on. They go to school- activities etc.. She may be delusional enough to really believe they know nothing. How wrong to try and keep something of this !magnitude from those kids. I really hope these girls have someone they can confide in if they need to Theresa seems totally out of it.
Is Dina really Tre’s true blue friend? Or, is she just a good actress who is secretly setting her up to keep looking foolish while laughing behind her back? Hmmmm… OK, just joking but sometimes I wonder! Did Dina really think that these Glam spots were a good look for Teresa?
Doesn’t she seem so delusional about almost all of those things? Maybe she thinks she is somehow going to stay out of prison. Any new word concerning suing her lawyers? Maybe in her head she is going to get millions of dollars and a new trial because in her deluuuusional mind all of her problems are due to bad lawyering. Well then…Happy New Year Tre!
I think she really believes she will get a call Sunday night saying, nevermind.
I agree. I don’t think she thinks it is going to happen because this was all just a big mistake other people made.
On Fri, Jan 2, 2015 at 5:41 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I think I got a “yeesh” infection from watching that.
Duhlusional.. .OMG, is Teresa in for a reality check in 4 days. I would love to be a fly on the wall. She might have included, “I want to learn to enjoy being strip searchedand pooping in front of people.” ;)))))
If she can’t exercise enough to improve her ass, “she’ll have to have one one put in” . . .who will pay for that? Offshore accounts?
As everyone here might have guessed, I love cheap champagne (with fresh strawberries) (or frozen), but we have nice sweet FL strawberries in now, so drink up and be somebody!.
BTW, did you know she has four little ones? She hardly ever mentions that except in every sentence she speaks.
Enjoyed reading all comments. Can you imagine if Apollo and Peter did a resolutions video?
That would be worth watching! He only speaks nonsense anyway, but his delusions are fun. In a cringe worthy way. Nonsensical words he makes up is poetic…like Dr Seuss.
This could have been a good P R moment if she had said things like I resolve to be strong the next few months. To use tolerance and learn some new skills or self improvement. And, use it as a time of reflection to plan a better future for my children.
You might want to tweet her those suggestions. Seriously. Oh wait…I prefer her natural.
This retard never stops. This is why I despise this woman. She’ll NEVER truly believe she did anything wrong.
“Staying away from negative people” could be a REAL PROBLEM for Tre in the “big house.”
Buwahahaha. Bless her heart.
I do have faith that this will be a real life’changing experience for her.
But for the Grace of God…there go I. I was delivered from the desire for stuff I couldn’ afford.Jesus fixed me!!Am no longer allowed to play with plastic. No one would give me any credit anyway!
Teresa is going to block out 2015, she thinks it’s 2016.
I pray for this woman. Prison is no joke.
You pray for this convicted greedy-ass narcissistic felon? Really?
Teresa definitely needs prayer. We all do.
On Fri, Jan 2, 2015 at 9:29 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Isn’t she going to a federal prison for white collar criminals? It’s not like she’ll be in some place like Rikers Island with murderers and rapists. She’ll be a celebrity like Martha Stewart.
Yeah, nothing happened to Martha. She taught crafts and shit. Tre will be fine. That prison IS like college. She can maintain her delusions just fine. It isnt hard time there. My cousin used to work there. Tre wont like it, but it isnt Rikers Womens or anything.
Holy mother of stupid. She better pray for some bad carbs and junk food, and some commissary shoes. Anyone have a pool on how long before she has to be medicated more? On the sad side, the girls. Awful. Gia has grown up to be beautiful. Hope somebody will be looking out for them. Stupid parents!
She’s probably already started the heavy duty drugs! That why she’s so delusional!
Didn’t I read Gia requested to stay with one of her friends?
Joe must be a mess. He did look wasted in every Christmas photo.
Might be a good cause for appeal? Maybe that’s what the silly resolution thing was all about. Letting ptb know she’s not “right.”
Joe did look pwasted in every photo.
TT…great job on this story…and ALL others.
Well they aren’t bad resolutions except for the fact that Tre is in her own little world again. I don’t believe she has ever admitted to any really wrong doing in anything she has ever done. Does she really think going to jail isn’t going to happen? She keeps herself on another planet and it seems to make her happy. What ever works. She really did wrong and she really got caught, and still puts up this attitude that all is well. Maybe that’s how she copes with bad things, maybe – that might not be so bad if she handles it well with that frame of mind. What ever will be will be. I just had a thought that maybe Tre talked to Martha Stewart and Martha told her all will be just fine, since she ‘s a celeb and all. Oh well.
I wonder how many takes it took to film this piece of crap. I am offended that Tre would even do this video and more offended that Glam would post it on the internet. SMH and giving the finger to Glam
Sad, just plain sad. What were they thinking? Oh that’s right, they DON’T think.
Sometimes I wonder what its like living in Tre’s world of rainbows and unicorns. Imagine, never having a single worry! I now believe she not only lies to the world, but to herself as well. No one in their right mind would have made a video like this. But why did her good buddy Dina think it was a great idea?
I’m thinking she did it for whatever money they offered.
I had to stop midway through. Disgusting. WTF is the matter with GLAM to feature a convicted felon pending imprisonment and her friend; two with a combined IQ equal to that of a dementia riddled capuchin monkey?
@Tasos – Even with dementia, the monkey would probably be smarter.
@DJFL, on second thought, you’re right!
I had to stop this stupidity about 6 seconds in. What idiotic women these two are….I just don’t get it. I can have a more meaningful and intelligent conversation with my 5 yr old granddaughter FFS. It disgusts me that this dumbass Theresa criminal is given any relevancy at all, much less paid for it too.
I’m with you 100%, and I know that your granddaughter must be far more charming, entertaining and intelligent company.
I like your resolution. Mine is similar: build a small collection of wines.
Otherwise, just getting high on life.
And avoiding stupid people.
To be fair, Teresa did say she only gives resolutions when she’s forced to, and by the looks of this video, there must have been a gun against her head.
Ok, I’m gonna risk Tamara kicking my dumpy ass over this…I read an article by the guy (Larry) married to the real Piper Kerman from OITNB. Piper went to Danbury and lived on cucumbers and peanut butter, not the fatty prison food. Ran during her free time and got “ripped.” Therefore, I’m a little pissy that Tre may emerge from the Po-Po all fahn and hawt. Dumpy ass cringing for the smack down now…
No smack down. I read the book. The lack of food that Piper would eat was a big problem for her. She didn’t set out to get ripped. She was athletic coming into the prison and ran to fight the depression.
None of this has anything to do with the stupidity of Tre saying she is giving up carbs.
On Sat, Jan 3, 2015 at 3:25 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Oh so she is not going to college after all……she going to fat camp.
Me thinks I am going to use one of these many Christmas Amazon gift cards to download the OISTHB book.