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Master Chef Cruise Fraught With Issues And Unhappy Customers

December 31, 2014 by tamaratattles 25 Comments

Master Chef Cruise

And now for something completely different.  This past November 8-15 2014 Master Chef had its first cruise. One of those celebrity cruises where you get to spend a week with Graham Elliot and some of the previous winners including Luca and the kid who won Master Chef. It was a cruise out of Fort Lauderdale, Florida and stopped at various ports, Puerto Rico, Grand Turk, St. Thomas, etc.

And TamaraTattles.com  had a spy on the boat!  Our very on XanaDude was on board and has provided us a full report. As it turns out, the pricey cruise was not nearly as much fun as one might think.  Read on for his report.

When we booked our cruise, we didn’t know it was also part of the Master Chef Cruise.  It actually didn’t affect us at all. The people who signed up for the MC part through their website supposedly had access to more events  listed on the website. Looks fun, right? In addition to all the normal stuff we got to do, supposedly the MC cruisers would get to do in-depth cooking demos, food cooking challenges, one on ones, etc.

I’m one of those fairly social creatures – drop me somewhere and I’ll be able to hold conversation well and meet new people.  I had no stake in the game at all, and, frankly, wouldn’t have known there was a private group (MC) on board at all except that there were areas of the ship marked off at times for MC events and filming AND the first day on the cruise several people came up and asked for my autograph – I was totally perplexed and had to explain that just because I am an overweight white guy with a beard does not mean I am a celebrity chef.

 

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To put it mildly, EVERYONE that I talked to who was part of the MC cruise wanted a refund.

Events ran late  And not just a few minutes, like HOURS late. Which threw everything else off.

To those of us who were at non MC events (wine tasting, art auctions, etc), after the first day we learned that large groups of people would just get up and leave in the middle of them to go to MC events. It became a joke – the wine steward paused at the 45 minute mark and said “Before we pour the next selections, all MC people who wish to go to their scheduled event had best leave now because we are not stopping for you.” Big cheers from crowd 🙂

After the second day, the MC people realized that none of their events were starting on time, so that stopped.  Also, since rooms and ship shows are regulated pretty tightly, even if the MC event started late, they still had to END at the prescribed time so the venue area could be used for the next event.  Since all the MC events started late, they also only got truncated versions since they had to stop on time. If they had started on time, it wouldn’t have been an issue.

Cooking demos: You’d have thought the MC producers would have realized that cooking demos and hands-on cooking classes would be limited because you can’t have open flame for cooking in most areas of  the ship.  Nope.  What ended up happening was the demos would start and then the teacher would pull out a completed dish – just like on TV.  No actually cooking could be done.  Just some prep work and  then skip to the completed dish.

To placate people, on the second day they started passing out VIP passes to anyone who complained, that allowed people to jump ahead in lines at MC events.  By the end of the day, I’d say a good 85% of the MC passengers were now VIPs, which, again, did nothing to solve the problem, as the events still started late and now you had people who were promised VIP treatment but, if everyone is now a VIP, it does nothing to ameliorate the issue.

Graham Elliot was consistently late to every event, even off-shore ones.  One group said that at one shore excursion event (which, again, they paid extra for and had limited time), he showed up one hour and 45 minutes late, and, possibly drunk.  Since the event was not on board, the people had taken a bus (one hour) to the event site, and were not allowed to eat until he showed up.  By the time he arrived, they had ten minutes before they had to get back in the bus and get back to the ship.  No apologies from anyone.

The MC Jr. contestant that was aboard seemed like a pretty pleasant kid. His mother, however…oof.  Partner and I were in the formal dining room for “An Evening at Le Cirque”  She made the kid table hop and introduce himself – he was thoroughly embarrassed.  As I saw it happening, I asked our waiter to make sure that we were not interrupted.  When the maitre d saw what she was doing, he went over and stopped it.  They left after this, with the kid thoroughly embarrassed and his mother muttering.

By the third day, most of the MC people just stopped going to the MC events,which, again, they paid thousands of dollars to be part of.

Everyone I talked to LOVED the Holland America part of the cruise – without fail all said they would love to cruise with HA again (this is our third with them) but would NEVER do anything connected to MC or the company that arranged/oversaw it.  HA did a great job.  MC did not.

Those of us not connected to MC (I’d say the split was about 70% non MC, 30% MC), had a great time.  Every MC person I talked to, and without prodding, were expecting a refund from Life Journeys, the business that organized the MC part.

P.S. There were people who partook who were casual watchers of the show, and then there were hardcore fans.  Apparently the hosts and celebrities were playing to the hardcore and alienating the others by throwing in things like “if you had seen episode three of the second season, you’ll know why this is funny” type of bits throughout the cruise. Kind of like if you make a reference to something like “her wig was the shade of Lisa Wu’s first dress in the second season breast cancer awareness party before she changed it for the after party”

One bit of Master Chef tea from me. Joe Bastianich has quit Master Chef to focus on his businesses. That’s a pity. I really like him.

A million thanks to Xanadude for this terrific report!  Tamara Tattles really does have spies everywhere!

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  1. barbinga says

    December 31, 2014 at 8:13 pm

    Thanks for the recap of your vacay! I’ve never considered a celebrity cruise, but if I were to do so, this would probably have been the one that appealed to me. But I WILL try to make sure it’s HA. It’s been way too long.

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  2. Cheychey says

    December 31, 2014 at 8:30 pm

    This sounds like it would really be fun if it was handled properly. I guess they needed Gordon on there to yell at everyone to get their acts together. I watch both shows and would really get a luck out if a trip like this. But now I’ll know better. Thanks!

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  3. Angel says

    December 31, 2014 at 9:39 pm

    Thanks, XanaDude andTamara. This sure makes Gordon Elliott sound like a slacker. How does he get food out of a kitchen on time, or does he really cook now that he is a “celebrity”?

    Not that one bad apple spoils the bunch, but I had been tempted to do a cruise that catered to a hobby of mine. I am glad I resisted, being afraid it was more of a costly sales gimmick than a worthwhile learning experience.

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  4. Psedmond says

    December 31, 2014 at 9:59 pm

    I’m surprised to hear that Gordon Elliott showed up drunk. I had gastric bypass surgery 7 years ago and alcohol is suppose to be off limits. I tried to drink some wine one time afterwards and my head was spinning after about 1/4 of the glass. Its a shame that it turned out so bad for everyone. I hope they were compensated.

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 31, 2014 at 11:03 pm

      ​No one said he showed up drunk. Just that there were suspicions along that line about why he would be so late.

      On Wed, Dec 31, 2014 at 9:59 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 31, 2014 at 11:04 pm

      I love Gordon Elliott and don’t think anything was his fault since every single aspect of the MC portion of the cruise sounds like a fiasco.

      I loved the tea about the Master Chef Jr Kid’s mother. That explains a lot. ​

      On Wed, Dec 31, 2014 at 11:03 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

      > ​No one said he showed up drunk. Just that there were suspicions along > that line about why he would be so late. > > On Wed, Dec 31, 2014 at 9:59 PM, Tamara Tattles [email protected]> wrote: > >>

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    • Angel(?) says

      January 1, 2015 at 12:07 am

      GRAHAM ELLIOTT IS A CHEF AND JUDGE ON MASTER CHEF! LOL!

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      • tamaratattles says

        January 1, 2015 at 12:42 am

        ​You knew I meant the fat one with the white glasses. Shut up.

        On Thu, Jan 1, 2015 at 12:07 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • Tasos826 says

        January 1, 2015 at 7:25 am

        Thanks Angel. I used to get them confused. Gordon Elliot is an older large, deep-voiced, former talk show host about food and cooking, and might also be the faceless voice with an Aussie/Brit/Scott/American accent; the voice of the foodie god on “The Chew.” (I may watch once every couple mos.)

        I also know of a younger Elliot whose last name is Graham with an eyewear fetish, who had weight loss surgery (a sleeve?), also is the owner/chef at a namesake Chicago Bistro, who, per FOX-Chicago TV ads, appears/judges on a cooking contest show for kids with Gordon Ramsey and Joe Bastianich (Lydia’s son). It may be a wonderful program, though we won’t watch it. Children have too darn many stressors as it is; cooking at adullt championship level, and meeting expectations of pushy stage parents, the poor kids may just as well be organ grinder monkeys.

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      • Angel(?) says

        January 1, 2015 at 10:47 am

        I was just filling in for TeeCee!

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    • Crazy in NC says

      January 1, 2015 at 12:23 pm

      My aunt and uncle both had gastric bypass a few years ago… and they both looooove their alcohol.

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  5. me says

    December 31, 2014 at 10:07 pm

    Happy New Year to you!
    xoxo m~

    Reply
  6. Jillo says

    January 1, 2015 at 12:09 am

    Gonna be hard for “Gordon Elliot” to be allegedly drunk since his name is Graham Elliot….now Gordon…he might have been drink. Lol

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  7. Angel says

    January 1, 2015 at 1:43 am

    Blame me, I think I started the name screw-up. I think we all knew it was the chef in the picture anyway.

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    • Disqus Queen says

      January 1, 2015 at 9:02 am

      Angel, I will forever always confuse “Justin” and “Jason.” It’s a mental defect of mine. So, don’t feel badly, OK? Cheers!

      Reply
  8. Disqus Queen says

    January 1, 2015 at 9:01 am

    Wow, this is exceptionally well written. I thoroughly enjoyed reading this!

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    • Crazy in NC says

      January 1, 2015 at 12:25 pm

      Nothing like seeing a word like “ameliorate” used correctly on an entertainment blog.
      This was a very entertaining read.

      Reply
  9. cavex2 says

    January 1, 2015 at 10:47 am

    XD, thank you for the tea. I enjoyed it very much. Thanks T for posting it.

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  10. Mrs.K says

    January 1, 2015 at 2:14 pm

    That was gooood gossip! I like Graham Elliot. I dont really care for Joe so I am happy he is on his merry way out of the show. Maybe they can get someone cuter to judge since none of the judges are anything to look at. Lol!

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    • tamaratattles says

      January 1, 2015 at 3:14 pm

      ​Joe is HAWT. I’d let him butter my butt and call me a biscuit.

      On Thu, Jan 1, 2015 at 2:14 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • a little birdie says

        January 2, 2015 at 12:06 pm

        I agree!!! Joe is HOT!! I hate that he’s leaving. He is actually my favorite on the show.

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      • catazure says

        January 3, 2015 at 12:06 am

        Gordon Ramsey is exquisitely hot. I would enjoy immensely for him to sear me and call me succulent and lovely!

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        • tamaratattles says

          January 3, 2015 at 12:16 am

          ​I agree. But it is also an example between the difference between male and female brains. He is NOT “hot” in the physical sense, it’s just the whole assholey package we like.

          On Sat, Jan 3, 2015 at 12:06 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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  11. Cocotte says

    February 10, 2015 at 8:11 pm

    I’m very bummed I missed this story when it came out. I went on the 2014 RuPaul Drag Race cruise (Drag Stars at Sea: Mayan Adventure) and it was also a nightmare. The Queens were total sweethearts, the performances were amazing but the travel agency that ran the cruise made a complete mess of the whole thing. So much so that there is a group of cruisers that are putting together a legal suit. I had the time of my life but I also can’t believe how poorly the travel agency handled the cruise. Not the same travel agency as the Masterchef cruise, btw. If I go on the next one (in January, 2016) I’ll send you a report…

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    • tamaratattles says

      February 10, 2015 at 8:27 pm

      ​Yes please. I love a good report! (or a naughty one.)

      On Tue, Feb 10, 2015 at 8:11 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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