I’m not really looking forward to Brandi’s jaw dropping behavior on tonight’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and yet the time has come.
Brandi’s Housewarming Party
Kyle is still open to Brandi and is going to her housewarming party. She and Lisa Rinna ride together. Brandi was not ready when the guests arrived. Yolanda is very sweet to Brandi’s dad who looks really healthy at this time. I was sad to hear his health is failing again. Brandi walks up to Yolanda as she is speaking to her father and tweaks her boob. Classy Much to Brandi’s surprise, Lisa and Ken have a change of heart and arrive at the party. Leeza Gibbons was a party guest. Lisa Vanderpump says life is too short. She doesn’t want to keep the negativity going. But she’s clearly just doing it to try to keep the peace during filming. Lisa Vanderpump and her parents chat and Brandi feels ganged up on. Now she has another issue with Lisa. Adrienne Maloof shows up for some camera time with Jakob Busch. Is that relationship real?
Lisa Vanderpump is doing her annual charity clothing drive event for girls in foster care. Whoever gets those donations will be the best dressed girls in school for sure. I find it weird they always donate such dressy clothes.
Lisa is booked on Access Hollywood Live as a co-host. They make her do the ice bucket challenge
Eileen is taking paddle surfing lessons for her daily workout. That looks like a fun workout. The shore looks rocky though.
Kyle is teaching Portia how to make a sandwich and her oldest daughter, Alexia, how to do laundry. Kyle says Mauricio has never done laundry since Kyle has known him. Kyle is worried about her dwindling nest. Portia has a potty mouth.
Lisa Vanderpump’s Charity Event
Lisa is having the charity drive at pump. Of course it is a tea party. Yolanda is still miffed that her Hollywood friend didn’t invite her to the opening of PUMP. Yolanda seems miffed about a lot of things lately. Sadly, Yolanda’s health is in decline again and she was recently in the hospital again. She was out just before Christmas. Kim is mad that she wasn’t invited to the opening either. Brandi rips a limb off of one of Lisa’s imported hundred year old olive trees to literally “extend an olive branch.” Lisa is mortified.
Lisa Rinna talks about the ALS ice bucket challenge. Yolanda really wants to do it because her best friend has ALS. So Vanderpump obliges and dumps a champagne bucket of ice over Yolanda’s head.
Brandi asks Lisa to go to lunch with her the next day. Lisa’s reply was, “Why would I want to do that?” Brandi begs her. Lisa asks, “Are you going to be mean?” Brandi shoots back. “No, are you?” Lisa says….”I’m not sure. Can I think about it?”
Lisa asks Brandi not to pull any more branches off her trees. Brandi responds with, “Do you want me to eat your pussy?” Seriously? Does she think that is appropriate tea party behavior?
But perhaps even more tacky was Lisa repeating the offer to all the other housewives pretending to eat the crumpets or whatever it was they were served. Lisa Rinna teaches Yolanda a new word, ‘cunniligus .’ What lovely party chatter. Thank you Eileen. Eileen points out that they are in a beautiful setting at a beautiful event and perhaps there are more appropriate avenues for conversation. Lisa kicks them all out because the PUMP needs to prep for dinner. She accepts Brandi’s lunch invitation.
So Yolanda suggests they all go somewhere for cocktails. Isn’t she on a lot of medication? How can she drink? Eileen asks Kyle in a private moment what is going on with Vanderpump and Brandi. Brandi and Kim arrive as she is getting filled in. Brandi tells her version of the story which is that her ex-husband’s mistress is one of Lisa’s best friends and she asked her not to bring her around her and she kept doing it. Brandi says she finally had a moment and decided she was not going to do it anymore. Eileen and Rinna both “WHOOOAA” in unison.
Everyone air their grievances about Vanderpump. Eileen points out that Lisa invited everyone today. Rinna says they are all grown women and should be able to move forward. Eileen says she is not going to form opinions about Vanderpump based on other people’s interactions with her.
Next Week: Alexia goes to college. Lisa and Brandi have a very tense lunch. Eileen discusses her marriage. Apparently, they were both married to other people when they met. This pisses Brandi off and she throws wine in Eileen’s face.