My person, Tamara is asleep, finally. What is up with you people? Why does she spend all of her time talking to you instead of hanging with me? I like playing keep away with her but she gets pissed and goes inside. Why does she do that?
Also, she eats better things than me. I tasted some sort of fancy pork thing the other night. Really? I get kibble and she gets that stuff? I bet the meat fairy really meant that stuff to be for me. Did you know she leaves me sometimes and eats TACO BELL but I am on some sort of no wheat no nothing good kibble?
I WEIGH ALMOST 80lbs but she… um could afford to lose some pounds and I get KIBBLE? I’m not a fucking purse dog. I rescued her for fucksake. Her stupid neighbors annoy the fuck out of me.
Can we just talk about Tamara? I’ll tell you most of the thing you want to know although she did make me sign a NDA before I moved in…Can dog be sued for this sort of thing?
So ask…and we’ll see.