The wig that Nene wore in her newest round of interviews received a flurry of insults and mockery on social media. Nene has hired a ghost writer to write this week’s blog to let us know she is laughing along with us, because she is secure in herself and has a sense of humor. No really. That is what her blog says. Read it below.
As a designer, you take risks that sometimes don’t work!
What do designers have to do with you putting the things on your head that you put on you head? Designers didn’t put that thing on your head. You put that thing on your head. You are not a designer.
I think we all can agree the bob wig I wore in my interview didn’t work. I could give you this whole spill about what actually happened that day, but I’d rather not!
It’s ‘spiel’ not ‘spill’. By the way, a spiel is generally considered a sort of false excuse for something or deceptive advertisement for a product. Your ghost writer is only half a standard deviation above you on the IQ bell curve it would seem. It’s still a significant improvement. I’m dying to hear what could have happened in your busy day which forced you to place that thing on your head. Was no scarf lying about? A hat? a flower pot? What on earth could have happened on that day to make this your only option.
I will say this though: A wig comes off, so it’s a good thing I am comfortable in the skin I am in. Why let little things like a wig or makeup define me?
Are you asking us? That is a question you need to answer. What is it with the blond hair and ivory makeup obsession. Because that is the exact OPPOSITE of being comfortable in the skin you are in.
I’m one of those girls that lives by my own rules, which is why I am a force to be reckoned with. I’m proud of who I am and all that I’ve accomplished! I have discovered my true self, and I couldn’t be happier, but I have a sense of humor and I must say some of the pictures I saw on social media of my hair were hilarious! My hubby and I fell out of the bed laughing at some of the stuff we saw!
And, now we reach the arrogant and feigned contentment portion of the program. Nobody believes you have “found your true self.” We think that you are trying to transform yourself into Kim Biermann.
P.S. Wearing that wig wasn’t all bad, because the very next day I got a business call from a hair company wanting to do a wig line with me! Cha-Ching! #ByeWig.
I would say that there is no one on the planet that believes this, but then I am reminded of Nene fan who occasionally slip through a hole in the fence here. They believe that your clothing line has sold out, despite the fact it is currently on the clearance rack on HSN. They believe that there are magical fairies that run websites and know everyone on the planet’s “net worth.” So they too will probably believe that anyone is interested “doing a wig line” with you. It would not shock me if someone with a wigline called and offered to let you wear one of their wigs because they were embarrassed for you.
It probably wasn’t Kim Biermann though. You know, the person you made fun of for years for wearing wigs. Remember when the phrase “Bye, Wig” was coined by you to make fun of people who wear blond wigs? And now all of social media is mocking you for the same thing? #Karma