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It’s Game Time!

December 23, 2014 by tamaratattles 104 Comments

Totally Just Friends.
Totally Just Friends.

You are on a deserted  island with three people of the gender(s) you want to fuck. You can pick three. They must  all be from Bravo shows. Who would you choose?

I’ll start.

1) Jeff Lewis from Flipping Out. What, I never said it had to be consensual.

2) That dude that Daisy was so very late for her date with. On Blood, Sweat and Tears.

3) Cynthia’s ex Leon.

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  1. Tiffany C. says

    December 23, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Peter and Schwartz from Vanderpump Rules strictly for their looks and Tom Colicchio because I think he’ll deliver.

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 23, 2014 at 12:31 am

      ​TOM FROM TOP CHEF? REALLY. Please turn in any Tamara Tattles Tokens you have if any and I really just want to ban you.

      The only worse answer is Hugh Acheson.

      OMG Tiffany, are you having a stroke? Should we call 911? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?

      On Tue, Dec 23, 2014 at 12:19 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • Monihew says

        December 23, 2014 at 10:08 am

        C’mon TT, Simon (Alex’s husband) and Aviva’s dad George are both worse than Hugh…….

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 23, 2014 at 12:34 am

      TOM ​COLICCHIO?

      I mean I try to be all open minded and to each his own…but DEAR GOD.

      OTOH he is a misogynist, so … there could be some fun S&M in there… but. um noe. JUST NOE.

      On Tue, Dec 23, 2014 at 12:31 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

      > ​TOM FROM TOP CHEF? REALLY. Please turn in any Tamara Tattles Tokens you > have if any and I really just want to ban you. > > The only worse answer is Hugh Acheson. > > OMG Tiffany, are you having a stroke? Should we call 911? WTF IS WRONG > WITH YOU? > > On Tue, Dec 23, 2014 at 12:19 AM, Tamara Tattles [email protected]> wrote: > >>

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      • Tiffany C. says

        December 23, 2014 at 12:47 am

        I’ll switch my answer to Jax. Is that better? I like assholes, what can I say?

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        • tamaratattles says

          December 23, 2014 at 12:59 am

          ​O don’t worry… everyone else’s choices are WAY WORSE. 🙂 Thomas Ravenel? Do you have any idea how much southerners HATE HIM?

          On Tue, Dec 23, 2014 at 12:47 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • ericzku says

        December 23, 2014 at 12:47 am

        Ucch. I can’t count how many times I’ve heard, “He’s a hot Daddy!” My response is always that I thought that old, fat, and bald was the holy trifecta of NOT hot. But that’s just me.

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      • Funkyemotions says

        December 23, 2014 at 4:06 am

        Tom Collicio is hot. What is wrong with YOU!!!! He could get it in public.

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      • BH Wannabe says

        December 23, 2014 at 5:14 am

        Bwahahahaha!!!!!!!

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      • TareksWife says

        December 23, 2014 at 10:25 am

        TT – can we consider you part of the Bravoleberties? Personally, I think you’d be kinda kinky and fun!!! I’ll add you to my list: Bourdain, Umansky and TT!!!! Yup. Merry Christmas to me!!! YUMMY!

        Reply
  2. redhotmama says

    December 23, 2014 at 12:33 am

    I’ll take Leon, Leon, and Leon. That man is just smoldering.

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    • TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

      December 23, 2014 at 2:39 pm

      Me too! I love Leon.

      Reply
  3. ericzku says

    December 23, 2014 at 12:41 am

    1. Christian Rovsek (Oh Yeah)

    2. Mauricio Umansky (Don’t judge)

    3. Andy Cohen (he claims to be a top, but he’ll be a hungry bottom when I’m through with him!)

    Alternate: Trace the Flipping Out intern from a couple seasons ago. (Clearly he’s a bossy bottom; I’ll tame him!)

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    • Kiki says

      December 23, 2014 at 12:51 am

      Christian is Hhhhawt !!!

      Reply
    • Urethra Franklin says

      December 23, 2014 at 3:51 am

      Ericzku did you ever see Trace’s nude pic that was floating around? #Impressive

      Reply
      • Micheal says

        December 23, 2014 at 5:19 am

        Omg I saw him in a jockstrap. Is there a full nude?

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      • ericzku says

        December 23, 2014 at 7:04 am

        Oh yes, I’ve seen both the one in the jockstrap and shoulder pads (hilarious – as if our prissy Miss has ever been anywhere near a football field) and the full-nude selfie. Very, VERY nice!

        Usually I like ’em a little older and a little manlier but DAMN – the things I’d do to that boy…

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      • Urethra Franklin says

        December 23, 2014 at 11:51 am

        Trace is way too twinkish for my taste, and his body is ripped & tight which is also not my taste. I like the more natural look. After his nude selfie hit the net, he unleashed lawyers that did a good job of making it disappear off of every site that posted it, but it still can be found. I’m gonna DM you Micheal.

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      • Micheal says

        December 23, 2014 at 6:11 pm

        Yeah that football pad one make me chuckle. Thanks for the DM. He is hot but not really my type, I prefer older bulkier rugged guys. I just wished I looked half as good as him.

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  4. catazure says

    December 23, 2014 at 12:43 am

    Thomas Ravenel with his squinty smile eyes and beautiful accent (Southern Charm), Michael Sullivan, another squinty-smile eye guy with a wry sense of humor (Jersey Belle) and Mike Shouhed (Shahs of Sunset) even though he’s too young. Top pick? Thomas Ravenal!

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  5. starrkitty42 says

    December 23, 2014 at 12:47 am

    Fabio Viviani from Top Chef from Season 5, He is so handsome and he can cook.
    Roble’ Ali from Chef Roble’ He too can cook.
    Jackie Warner/Tabatha Coffey..Well, hey I am on a deserted island. With Jackie I will be able to stay in shape with Tabatha, she will make sure my edges are still intact and prevent me from wearing a bowl cut wig that I will make out of palm tree branches looking like Nene plus, In the event the men start getting on my nerves, I can do something different.

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 23, 2014 at 1:00 am

      ​OMG I forgot about Jackie Warner. Can I throw all my men back for her?

      I LOVE HER. In a sexual way.

      On Tue, Dec 23, 2014 at 12:47 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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  6. Mzjulesaz says

    December 23, 2014 at 12:47 am

    Goodness, have to ponder this one …

    Roman Zago – Sigh

    David Beador – Eye candy 🙂

    Juicy, albeit a younger slimmer version!

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    • Kiki says

      December 23, 2014 at 12:56 am

      Yes to Roman !

      Reply
      • DJFL says

        December 23, 2014 at 1:35 am

        No to David and Juicy!!!

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  7. Kiki says

    December 23, 2014 at 12:54 am

    1.Robert James Ritchie 2. Zach Israel Braff & 3. Tim Daly.

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  8. Kiki says

    December 23, 2014 at 1:01 am

    Just in case one of my 3 drowns on suffers a death by heat stroke I’d like to have Scott Disick as a replacement near by.

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 23, 2014 at 1:07 am

      ​Now you are really just trying to annoy me.

      On Tue, Dec 23, 2014 at 1:01 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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    • DJFL says

      December 23, 2014 at 1:36 am

      OH HELL NO!

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    • Sick of "reality " TV says

      December 23, 2014 at 2:43 am

      Talk about zero self-esteem!

      Reply
    • TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

      December 23, 2014 at 2:41 pm

      Scott is hot!

      Reply
  9. beth says

    December 23, 2014 at 1:15 am

    Fredrik Eklund and maybe Josh Altman … I don’t have any tokens to give back to you TT … 😉

    Reply
    • beth says

      December 23, 2014 at 1:16 am

      oops, and Jeff Lewis

      Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        December 23, 2014 at 1:28 am

        ​well now you are making sense.

        🙂

        Here are three Tamara Tattles Tokens, because you will need them…lol.

        On Tue, Dec 23, 2014 at 1:16 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 23, 2014 at 1:26 am

      ​That’s okay dear. Because you need some therapy an therapist don’t take TT Tokens. 🙂

      On Tue, Dec 23, 2014 at 1:15 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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  10. Shannah says

    December 23, 2014 at 1:57 am

    1. Christian Rovsek
    2. Charles Ommanney
    3. David Beador

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  11. angienc says

    December 23, 2014 at 2:09 am

    Inside the Actors Studio is a Bravo show, so I’ll take Johnny Depp, Colin Firth and Sting (he can do that tantric sex and I bet it gets pretty boring on a deserted island).
    But I don’t think that’s what you meant, so other than those, I’ll go with:
    Roman (RHOM), Leon (Cynthia’s ex) and JR (that guy Brandi dated on RHBH).
    That’s a lot harder than it seems, which is why 2 out of 3 are really supporting cast/hardly even on the shows, because honestly I think any “regulars” would drive me insane.

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  12. tversky says

    December 23, 2014 at 2:21 am

    David Beador (RHOC)
    Peter (Vanderpump Rules)
    Andy Cohen

    Andy wouldn’t be interested in me (obviously) but I think he’d be pretty entertaining and silly. Plus he’s not bad to look at

    Reply
  13. Sick of "reality " TV says

    December 23, 2014 at 2:45 am

    I’ll take Curtis Stone, 100% pure Australian Eye Candy!

    Reply
    • Lawstangel says

      December 23, 2014 at 2:18 pm

      Rock the fuck on !!!!!!!

      My first pick!

      Reply
  14. tobaccorhoda says

    December 23, 2014 at 2:59 am

    Thomas Ravenel from Southern Charm, and jersey Belle’s husbear, because I’m a sucker for southern men,and Josh Flagg from MDLLA because he knows how to appreciate old women.

    Two Southerners and a gay Jew…yep, that sounds about right. That one is an ex-con makes it about perfect.

    I’ll throw in Juicy Joe as my alternate just to shore up my jailbird quota.

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 23, 2014 at 12:32 pm

      dear god.

      Reply
  15. Cyndy says

    December 23, 2014 at 4:26 am

    1). I would blindfold Apollo . . and tell him I was Kenya just to mess with his next 6 years. 2). Todd; to give the poor guy a more normal, natural high; a vacation from “tool box sex” with Kandi. 3). Then . . . . Jax, because I’m curious!

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  16. T D says

    December 23, 2014 at 6:05 am

    Honestly and please don’t kick me out. James Lipton, Captain Lee, and Ken Todd. I never knew I have a thing for James Lipton. Thanks for always brightening my day. This place is the best anti-depressant.

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    • Angel(?) says

      December 23, 2014 at 2:55 pm

      No, no, no … You don’t take captain Lee with you! You leave him behind so he can rescue you when James and Ken start annoying the hell out of you because nobody is here to wait on ya’ll!

      Reply
  17. Micheal says

    December 23, 2014 at 6:06 am

    1. Kelly (after I saw the nude how could I say no?)
    2. Roman
    3. Jax

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  18. Javan H. says

    December 23, 2014 at 6:14 am

    Tom Sandoval (easily), the bitchy dude Daisy was late for on ‘BSH’ and
    *possibly* Leon, aged down to 25.

    Reply
    • Javan H. says

      December 23, 2014 at 6:19 am

      Damn…Madison Hildebrand is also a great option. Brad Goreski, too.

      Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      December 23, 2014 at 4:41 pm

      OOOH great call on the dude Daisy stood up on Blood Sweat and Tears…​

      On Tue, Dec 23, 2014 at 6:14 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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  19. LookersMissesMelissa says

    December 23, 2014 at 7:14 am

    If I’m on a deserted island, I’m thinkin my dudes need to be tough, sexy, look good naked & be equipped to handle shit…like kill for food & make us a hut to live in. My choices are clear:

    Alaska Gedeon of Newlyweds First Yr:
    Because…YUM! A “take charge” tall sexy dude & has never let his wife emasculate him like all the rest.So HOT.

    Jevon “Vawn” Sims of The New Atlanta:
    Because that man is FINE. I obvi have a thing for music men haha. He kept his cool factor not one pussy moment I can think of. And who cares if he’s sexist, it kinda works on a deserted island imma need him to kill for dinner.

    Mauricio Umansky of RHOBH:
    Because he’s never let Kyle make him a pussy…and Middle Eastern men who look & act like him are always great in bed.

    Honorable mentions go to:
    Matt Nordgren, Courtney Loves Dallas
    Romain Zago, RHOM

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    • TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

      December 23, 2014 at 2:44 pm

      Isn’t Mauricio Mexican? You might be thinking of Kyle’s first husband, Farrah’s dad.

      Reply
      • puravidacostarica2 says

        December 23, 2014 at 9:19 pm

        You got a problem with Mexicans? Because you wouldn’t if you could lay eyes on my hubby. 🙂

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        • tamaratattles says

          December 23, 2014 at 10:25 pm

          ​Your husband could solve all the border problems down here with a simple, “Hola” and a smile. We be all like, “Oh fuck immigration laws! We’ve changed our minds, just send them all over. WTF were we thinking!”

          On Tue, Dec 23, 2014 at 9:19 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • puravidacostarica2 says

        December 23, 2014 at 9:21 pm

        Sorry misread your comment without carefully reading the comment to which you were replying! Occupational hazard!

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  20. kkarlmcf says

    December 23, 2014 at 8:14 am

    The whore in me says, “Only 3?” Hmmm well:
    Padma Lakshmi
    Jax
    Kelley from Below Deck

    Oh and Andy Cohen could top me to pieces.
    OK (I tried 3 but 5 is more feasible) Melissa Ford.

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 23, 2014 at 4:43 pm

      ​Um, These are the worst choices ever. #SorryNotSorry

      On Tue, Dec 23, 2014 at 8:14 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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  21. Disqus Queen says

    December 23, 2014 at 8:53 am

    Absolutely no one. All the men are either skanky/dirty/felonious, or metrosexual and gay or obnoxious famewhores. There is not one real man on Bravo TV, except for maybe in some of the commercials.

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  22. eastjames says

    December 23, 2014 at 9:09 am

    1.) Michael Voltaggio
    2.) Bryan Voltaggio
    3.) Anthony Bourdain

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    • Nuna says

      December 24, 2014 at 8:59 am

      Oooo… Me, too!

      Reply
  23. Cheychey says

    December 23, 2014 at 9:10 am

    Apollo for looks only, Mauricio, and the new guy on below deck I forgot his name. He replaced the dumbass that got kicked off.

    Reply
  24. Anastasia_Beave says

    December 23, 2014 at 10:09 am

    Kroy
    The server Matt they occasionally show in passing on Pump Rules
    This is hard….can I pick Kroy again?

    Reply
    • Anastasia_Beave says

      December 23, 2014 at 10:13 am

      Jett from Flipping out was hot. I’ll make him my 3rd.

      Reply
    • Monihew says

      December 23, 2014 at 10:24 am

      Kroy was my #4 – really like him

      Reply
    • eastjames says

      December 23, 2014 at 4:02 pm

      Oh god! I can’t believe I forgot kroy! Yes kroy!

      Reply
  25. TareksWife says

    December 23, 2014 at 10:13 am

    Bourdain and Umansky. DONE!

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 23, 2014 at 4:44 pm

      ​What Bravo show am I missing that Bourdain was ever on? He would NEVER.

      On Tue, Dec 23, 2014 at 10:13 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • Housewivedout says

        December 23, 2014 at 11:10 pm

        Top chef as a judge. He an Mauricio are my votes too!

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  26. Monihew says

    December 23, 2014 at 10:24 am

    Wow – this was actually harder than I thought and I hope TT does not ban me from the blog:
    1: Gordon Ramsey (because I just KNOW this guy is a great lay)
    2. David Foster (because he makes the best music and would keep me entertained).
    3. Jason – Bethenney’s husband (I know they have had their issues, but there was something about him that is/was sweet and tender that I love).

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    • catazure says

      December 23, 2014 at 5:11 pm

      I didn’t think about Gordon! By god, YES! I’ll trade Mike back for Gordon. Have you seen him in a Speedo? Be still my heart 🙂

      Reply
  27. Maisey says

    December 23, 2014 at 10:44 am

    Richie Wakile
    Peter Thomas
    Slade Smiley

    Oh for pity’s sake, not really. Just making sure everyone’s awake.

    Reply
    • whymebaby says

      December 23, 2014 at 1:11 pm

      Lol. That was awesome. Thanks for the laugh:)

      Reply
    • eastjames says

      December 23, 2014 at 3:09 pm

      Eeeewwwww Slade?

      Reply
    • gapeach says

      December 23, 2014 at 4:23 pm

      I almost died when I saw Richie – yeah – I’m awake!!!

      Reply
    • Nuna says

      December 24, 2014 at 9:03 am

      That was just cruel! Haha!

      Reply
  28. Mable Lean says

    December 23, 2014 at 10:47 am

    I was the only one who championed Leon on this site’s Sexiest Men of Bravo List a few weeks back. Now all o’ y’all tryin’ to have him. Back off, Goddamit.

    Kenya Moore
    Leon
    Demetria McKinney

    Honorable Mention: Lee Gause and/or Kenya Moore & Demetria McKenney as conjoined twins.

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  29. Angel(?) says

    December 23, 2014 at 11:02 am

    1) Richard Blaze – Top Chef – He’s creative
    2) Joe Gorga – Rhonj – supposedly he’s a contractor/builder
    3) Andy Cohen for pure entertainment

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    • TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

      December 23, 2014 at 2:45 pm

      I think Joey Gorga might be good at it.

      Reply
    • eastjames says

      December 23, 2014 at 4:00 pm

      I almost said Richard because he is so cute and his personality is great!

      Reply
  30. Sari says

    December 23, 2014 at 11:32 am

    Captain Lee Rosbach.

    That’s all. Carry on.

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  31. jrleaguer says

    December 23, 2014 at 11:48 am

    Paul Adelstein – He is on my new Bravo favorite, The Girlfriends Guide….
    Paul Nassif
    Terry Dubrow
    Don’t judge. 🙂

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  32. ClassyLady80 says

    December 23, 2014 at 11:55 am

    Good one, Tamara!! I love this post… I think all my picks have been said, but here they are:

    1. Mauricio- He’s ridiculously sexy and masculine. He seems very passionate and would make super hot sex sounds en Espanol. Yum.

    2. Gordon Ramsey- as someone mentioned above, he HAS to be a good lay. All that agression is released somewhere ladies and gents. Plus, I’ve never seen a male that alpha who wasn’t blessed downstairs.

    3. Shannon’s husband- He seems like he’d be a gentle lover, whenever I’d be in the mood for that.

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  33. Samantha says

    December 23, 2014 at 12:20 pm

    Andy Cohen….maybe I can get him back on OUR side ladies. 2) Yes TT, Jeff Lewis ! 3) Peter from VR ..but only if he takes a test for any diseases he might have contracted from SUR 🙂

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  34. MK (@okmegk1) says

    December 23, 2014 at 12:35 pm

    i just want someone to say jim marchese to see if TT’s head explodes.

    Reply
    • Sari says

      December 23, 2014 at 12:38 pm

      We know he’s a bottom.

      Reply
  35. J.D. (@JaMailMail) says

    December 23, 2014 at 1:51 pm

    Mauricio because like OBVI.

    Jax has to be amazing.

    Tom because he’s pretty to look at and is probably a good cuddler too.

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    • Micheal says

      December 23, 2014 at 6:15 pm

      I feel like Jax is the type who will pound you hard calling you all kinds of filthy names and then when you are done he will be the big spoon and hold you tight as you fall asleep together lovingly. Or at least that is how I am imagining it now…

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      • tamaratattles says

        December 23, 2014 at 7:46 pm

        ​Newsflash.. the thing about faghags is that we are all secretly hoping that you wake up straight one day and realize what you really wanted was a fat chick all along.

        It is very hard to maintain this fantasy when you paint such detailed pictures of your happy fantasies ABOUT JAX of all people.

        Good God.

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  36. Jessica E. says

    December 23, 2014 at 2:17 pm

    1. Melyssa Ford
    2. Todd
    3. Apollo

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  37. TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

    December 23, 2014 at 2:48 pm

    1. Leon, Leon, yes Leon!!!
    2. Christian
    3. Anthony Bourdain

    Honourable mention for Scott Disick, yes I know he’s not a Bravolebrity and my choice will be annoying to Tamara. The body wants what it wants.

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  38. KatheineNola says

    December 23, 2014 at 2:59 pm

    Michael Voltaggio
    Ben-below deck
    Fabio-top chef
    Anthony Bourdain
    Jeff Lewis
    Curtis Stone
    Mauricio
    I need a hot chick too!
    I’m waaay over 3! Can’t help it and already hit the cocktails on a family vacay from hell. Love this game!

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  39. SantaFeWay says

    December 23, 2014 at 3:00 pm

    Tough question…
    1) Romain Zago – He just looks like he’d be effortlessly adventurous in bed.
    2) Guillermo – Lisa’s partner at Sur – European, sexy, and sweet
    3) Ben from Below Deck – He’s got game and I want to know why.

    I thought about David Beador, Captain Lee, and Christian Rovsek but they’re all a little too small, short, or sweet for me to want long term on a desert island. Peter almost made the cut. Actually he’d be my 4th choice.

    This was fun! Thanks, TT

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  40. HotinAK says

    December 23, 2014 at 3:09 pm

    Mauricio
    Curtis
    and off the Bravo List
    Jonathan Goldsmith (the most interesting man in the world)

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  41. Urethra Franklin says

    December 23, 2014 at 4:05 pm

    Andy Cohen all day everyday
    Mauricio because ummm he’s Latin & Jewish which means YAY circumcised!
    Thomas Ravenel because he’s a handsome ex-con, and I want to do things with him that are still illegal in 12 states.

    Shane Keough (his mom is Jeana Keough from RHOC) He is fine as fuck, but a total douche bag.

    There were several chefs from Top Chef whose names I don’t remember.

    My slut card needs to be renewed otherwise this list would have been longer.

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    • Micheal says

      December 23, 2014 at 8:08 pm

      I forgot about Shane. Even when he was so horrible to his little brother I still was infatuated. I was a lot more immature back then.

      Reply
    • kkarlmcf says

      December 25, 2014 at 2:31 pm

      Oooo Shane. I forgot about that douche. Yeah. He’s added to the list

      Reply
  42. KatheineNola says

    December 23, 2014 at 5:03 pm

    SantaFe-yes! I want to add Guillermo also! Totally sexy!

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  43. Lisa says

    December 23, 2014 at 5:15 pm

    Ben, Romain and my numero uno has not been mentioned and I can’t believe it…Kim Richards ex (the one that drove with her to take their daughter to college).

    Reply
  44. SweetT says

    December 23, 2014 at 5:43 pm

    1) Ayinde- a contestant from millionaire matchmaker. He is super sweet and sexy.
    2) marcel vigneron – he can cook and would be obedient
    3) captain lee – to build a boat to get us off the island

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  45. LBND says

    December 23, 2014 at 6:40 pm

    1. Jeff Lewis
    2. Mauricio Umansky
    3. Andy Cohen

    Tamara…….I LOVE Jeff Lewis..I can’t wait until his show comes back on. I have been watching it from the beginning and I would love to hear (read) your recaps of it!

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  46. Shellbelle says

    December 24, 2014 at 1:31 am

    Kroy- he’s a hunter. (We’d need food at some point)
    Gordon Ramsey. – he’s a chef. ( he can cook)
    Jeff Lewis- the island would look good, plus he is funny as hell.

    Can I just say to those that chose Romain from Miami… Remember that funky eye thing he does? I’d have to put Kroy’s loin cloth over his face- that bug eye would drive us all mad!

    Reply
    • Nuna says

      December 24, 2014 at 9:12 am

      For real. He just looks boring to me.

      Reply
  47. Cheychey says

    December 24, 2014 at 10:22 am

    Ok I just read some recent posts and I have to say I’m kicking the guy from below deck off the island. You reminded me about kroy. Not only is he hot but a great dad. If somebody accidentally gets me pregnant on the island I’m gonna need a sitter while I drink homemade wine.

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  48. a little birdie says

    December 24, 2014 at 9:35 pm

    Mauricio because he’s rich and pretty
    Apollo just because he’s pretty
    Shannon Beador’s husband and Christian Rovsek because yum

    Reply
  49. pkati says

    December 25, 2014 at 1:07 pm

    Ummm sorry. No one on a bravo show but an nfl star Qb….Peyton with his helmet on. Lol.

    Reply

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