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You are here: Home / Bravo / Vanderpump Rules Recap: Apparently It Snows a Lot In Vail

Vanderpump Rules Recap: Apparently It Snows a Lot In Vail

December 22, 2014 by tamaratattles 107 Comments

Pump Rules Jax and Vail

Can we all say a little prayer that there will be plenty of Kristen tonight? Because, in case you haven’t noticed I’ve been sort of half way back on the crazy train lately and Kristen makes me feel sane.  She’s my favorite because I look at her and think, “well, at least I am not that batshit. (most of the time).”  Frankly, I’m not even sure she is the most mentally ill person on this crapfest of a show, she just doesn’t even try to mask her crazy. I like that about her. Anyway, on with tonight’s Vanderpump Rules.

Kristen and James go our for afternoon drinks with Scheana and Shay.  The engaged couple is having a joint bachelor/bachelorette party in Miami. Kristen and James are trying to figure out if they are still invited to Miami. Scheana clearly doesn’t want them to go anymore. But they just up and announce they are going.

Stassi and her minions are at another establishment and Vail was invited. Stassi is so jealous of Vail she can’t stand it. Vail went to Princeton and was on a soap and had several movie roles. The gang interrogates her and warn her to stay away from Jax. This of course will send her running to him. Katie explains how Jax lies about Schwartz cheating. Um, I thought Schwartz admitted to cheating. The problem with Katie and Schwartz’s relationship according to Katie is Jax. Yes, dear. It does kind of suck when your boyfriend has a boyfriend. Perhaps you should work the three-way angle. Have you even considered that?

not that into youKate goes to Lisa to complain about Jax. Because that is what one does. When you have personal problems you go to your boss and vent. Then you ask your boss to move the co-worker you don’t like to the other restaurant. Lisa wants to know what Schwartz would do if she gave Schwartz and ultimatum to choose her or Jax. Lisa points out that Schwartz just really isn’t that into her.

Scheana is working on another song. Who pays for this crap? Scheana can’t really sing. I mean I like her fine but I don’t see her doing this as a career. Anyway, James wrote a new song for her and they were listening to it when Sandoval calls to say they all need to rally around Jax because Tiffany dumped him.  Or something.

Katie drags Schwartz to couples therapy. Schwartz talks about the relationship as if it is already over. Again? Who pays for this therapy? Oh yeah Bravo. Promotional consideration. Sorry I forgot for a moment. Katie says they never have sex. If you are dating a 20 something red-blooded American male and they don’t want sex, they are getting it elsewhere. Like oh I dunno, from their lover, Jax. Allegedly. Schwartz basically says he is making an effort to be more intimate with her, but… you know,  it’s work.

Pump Rules Mind the Jax

Scheana and Tom and Jax meet to talk about Jax’ broken heart. Sandoval can’t get his nail polish off. Jax says, “did you get the kind with acetone?” I mean every straight male I know, that would be their first question. Oh no. Wait. The first thing they would say is, “Dude, WTF are you wearing nail polish for in the first place?  Did you lose a bet?” Jax says he is not really broken up with Tiffany. He was just drunk when he texted everyone. They made up later. Vail called Jax and said she heard he broke up with his girlfriend. They make a date for coffee. Stassi is going to cut this bitch. Jax denies wanting to bang Vail. No one believes him. Scheana tells Sandoval that James wants to make up with him and Sandoval is not having it.

Someone actually allows Stassi to babysit their child.

Jax and Vail have a coffee date. She has to get her nasal passage cauterized because she used to do a lot of coke. Vail is way too smart for Jax. He just said that as I was typing it. Jax does get that Vail is attracted to bad boys so he is not that stupid. Vail may be smart, but her picker is broken as Patti Stanger would say. I can totally relate to Vail.

James tries to smooth things over with Sandoval before the Miami trip. Sandoval is not really interested in a friendship with James. Sandoval says that Kristen ruined his life and he doesn’t need either of them in his life. Kristen gleefully watches from behind a potted plant. Because, crazy. Then my girl attacks Sandoval over crap even I don’t understand  and I am fluent in crazy. Then James returns and James and Kristen double team Sandoval with the crazy. James tells Kristen he cannot wait to see the look on Sandoval’s face with Arianna learns the truth.

Next Week: The boys all go to San Diego and Jax fucks soms skank in the bathroom that is not Tiffany or Vail.

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  1. therealdeb says

    December 22, 2014 at 10:49 pm

    i am so glad you got some crazy kristen tonight. she really is batchit isn’t she? jax is such a douche’ i do not see what anyone sees in him. i wonder if the reason stassi is so all over hatin on jax is because maybe in some warped preverted way she still wants him… why else would she always be so focused on him and all of his friendships and relationships? i do ahve to say i feel sorry for katie, and i am so glad the pumpkin colored hair has left the building.. it was ghastly. she really loves tom, you can see it and he seems to just be floating. i think maybe he loves her but not the way she wants to be loved, hate to feel bad for her.

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 22, 2014 at 10:51 pm

      ​I get Stassi’s obsession with Jax. In my home country, the land of crazy, when you dump your asshole ex, the last thing you want is for them to be happy. With a hotter blond than you who went to Princeton.

      I so totally get that.

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      • therealdeb says

        December 23, 2014 at 12:00 am

        well when you put it that way, and the fact that her new boyfriend looks like jax… ick

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      • janet says

        December 23, 2014 at 2:48 am

        I think all women are like this with a bad gut wrenching break up. They may not stalk, but don’t exactly relish, the guy who gave them the emotional sucker punch , being rewarded with an outstanding relationship with someone else.

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      • LookersMissesMelissa says

        December 23, 2014 at 12:29 pm

        You write some really funny shit but this right here…

        “Kristen gleefully watches from behind a potted plant. Because, crazy. Then my girl attacks Sandoval over crap even I don’t understand and I am fluent in crazy. Then James returns and James and Kristen double team Sandoval with the crazy.”

        Bahaha OMG thank you for the hearty laugh. It’s extra funny because it’s true hahaha the cameramen know exactly who to find, and this one went RIGHT to Kristen…unabashedly giggling behind the plant.
        Does she watch the show?!? Does she know how crazy she looks/is?!
        And WHY does Tom Sandoval even SPEAK TO HER? Its the one thing I don’t get. More camera time? Interesting story line? It’s funny to us but a psycho ex who refuses to leave you alone is THE WORST.

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    • BH Wannabe says

      December 23, 2014 at 4:37 am

      Wow, you JUST figured out why Stassi feels so strongly about Jax?
      Ummm, duh.

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    • Drew says

      December 23, 2014 at 2:24 pm

      I seem to recall Stassi hinting that Jax was the groups drug dealer once when she was pissed off after they broke up. Other cast members including Lisa have alluded that he uses a lot of drugs – it likely explains the dynamic

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      • creakybeaver says

        December 24, 2014 at 3:33 am

        Yes! It may have been clever editing but after Vail mentioned last episode that she used to have a problem with the harder stuff, Lisa’s next answer was, “Then stay away from Jax”. Between his nose job and his general, uh, looks, I would say this is correct.

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  2. janagoodwin9 says

    December 22, 2014 at 10:49 pm

    This show epitomizes the pussification of the American male like no other show on television. All those eyebrow threading, nail polish wearing, whiny ass mother f’ers make my skin crawl.

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 22, 2014 at 10:53 pm

      ​But Jana. this is what the Feminazi’s wanted. “Equality” where we both sexes share nail polish and duster length sweaters…

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      • Tasos826 says

        December 23, 2014 at 12:32 am

        (ROTFLMAO) You sure nailed it! I believe that I saw Sandoval waltzing around the house wearing a shower cap, spa robe and terry unisex slippers. I recall that he sported a turban when his skin care milieu included a sustained treatment, like a clay, bird turds, or volcanic ash. (I cannot recall if the turban appeared this or last season.)

        I believe that I noted that Tom also wears a headband whenever he shaves, cleanses and conditions his face. These ‘pusified’ boys essentially are chicks with dicks.

        Please tell me who the hell are they fooling beyond themselves?

        Just a thought: Bravo should assign Stassi to teach the boys to behave as though they are men equipped with a functioning pair, and how to become (HBIC, or head boy in charge.), so they may somehow figure out how to lead and in process.

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        • tamaratattles says

          December 23, 2014 at 12:37 am

          Feminism has ruined the world. Kidding not.​

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    • The Jam says

      December 23, 2014 at 1:27 am

      I like this entire statement. This completely sums up how I feel about the men on this show.Tom Sandoval whines like a 5 year old with nail polish on.

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      • Ed says

        December 26, 2014 at 2:03 am

        I think an alternative name for the show should be:
        “Vanderpump’s Rules on How Not to Be a Man”. Gosh, I watch this show and feel ashamed for being male. These guys are weak-willed, amoral, dishonest, gossipy sleaze buckets. Why would any of the girls want to deal with such crap? I know why I am hooked on this show. I’m addicted to dysfunction. So keep it coming!

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  3. Kc says

    December 22, 2014 at 11:03 pm

    These “men” on the show should appear in that new show on tlc called my husbands not gay well in this case boyfriend but still everyone knows they all want to watch the movie drive with jax while their girlfriend is sleeping in the other room

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    • BH Wannabe says

      December 23, 2014 at 4:42 am

      Ha ha ha ha!

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  4. Cyndy says

    December 22, 2014 at 11:04 pm

    Love Kristen’s maniacal smirk and the way her eyes kind of roll back into her head (like a shark) when she knows she’s drawn blood. How “crazy” will this girl allow herself to be?

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 22, 2014 at 11:45 pm

      I love her. I love her so much.​

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      • Cyndy says

        December 22, 2014 at 11:59 pm

        Lol . . . Tamara. You’re scaring me!

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      • Tasos826 says

        December 23, 2014 at 12:49 am

        Hm. That’s a bit unsettling, Tamara.

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      • tamaratattles says

        December 23, 2014 at 1:04 am

        Tasos…. I thought you liked me. You haven’t detected that I am mentally unstable in all your time here? I thought you were the smart one!

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        • Tasos826 says

          December 23, 2014 at 1:38 am

          I like you very much, Tamara!

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  5. Anastasia_Beave says

    December 22, 2014 at 11:06 pm

    Can’t wait till Kristen flies in Sandoval’s period girl for a Sur confrontation. That’s going to be amazing.
    Her hiding and listening to Tom and James’ conversation was hilarious. She’s obsessed.

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    • The Jam says

      December 23, 2014 at 1:34 am

      James is such an ass kisser. It’s disgusting. The only men i like are tom schwartz and peter madrigal (sp?) and thats probably because I haven’t watched long enough to hate them.

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    • janet says

      December 23, 2014 at 2:58 am

      I do get some kind of sick pleasure in these guys getting exposed for their drunken sexual extracuricular escapades. Arianna seems so bound and determined to be the chill cool girl friend to Tom , that I get the sense that even if Tom railed a girl in front of her(to use Jax speak) she would feel duty bound to not react at all. No tears ,no anger ,no breaking up just nothng. But I stll want both Tom’s outed.

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      • BH Wannabe says

        December 23, 2014 at 4:49 am

        I feel like I say this every week, but I’m pretty sure Ariana really doesn’t care what her “boyfriend” does because she knows he’s gay, but more than that, she knows that playing his beard got her a bunch more airtime.

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      • Micheal says

        December 23, 2014 at 6:08 am

        I cosign what BH Wannabe said.

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      • Cat says

        December 23, 2014 at 4:14 pm

        Hi, Micheal! I saw your post welcoming me back…but I couldn’t comment on it. I just wanted to say “Thanks!” Technically, I’m not back…yet. I’m still at the library until Jan.2 or 3rd. But then, I’ll be back, as usual…posting and posting until TT yells at me for over posting. 🙂

        Hope you and all here have a Merry Christmas….or whatever greeting does not offend. <3

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      • Micheal says

        December 23, 2014 at 6:21 pm

        Awww I look forward to it Cat! We all miss your snarky comments here. 😀

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      • Librarygirl says

        December 24, 2014 at 1:18 am

        Somewhere I heard Ariana referred to as wallpaper. She is not. She is wallpaper paste. She is not well paired as Tom’s gf. But it’s a gig, I suppose. Sandoval’s overacting is obnoxious. He’s a twit who does not seem to know that his “effortless” good looks are not impressive. Also, he’s still got a very big thing for Kristen. He’s just pissed that she horned in on his action with Jax.

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      • Tasos826 says

        December 28, 2014 at 11:44 pm

        Ariana just loves the camera time that being Sandoval’s beard brings her. She giggles because she doesn’t have to create any drama or demean herself for extra camera and cash.

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    • janet says

      December 23, 2014 at 3:59 am

      Only if the period girl has proof will it be good I think. If shes got some texts or compromising pictures that would prove it happened will there be a chance that Arianna will even acknowledge it. Shes so determined to prove something and compete with Kristen that it will take alot to get any reaction.

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      • BH Wannabe says

        December 23, 2014 at 5:11 am

        I think you’re buying into the show a little bit too much. Remember all these people want to be actors. And 95% of the guys are solely into each other.

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  6. Microop says

    December 22, 2014 at 11:08 pm

    Vail is pretty, but she looks quite a bit older then the rest. Did they address that already?

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    • Anastasia_Beave says

      December 22, 2014 at 11:15 pm

      I think she’s in her 30s, like Jax, Kristen, Sandoval…I think Jax is the oldest.

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      • The Jam says

        December 23, 2014 at 1:38 am

        Sandoval and Kristen are behaving like that in their 30s????! Where do they hatch these people?

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      • Micheal says

        December 23, 2014 at 6:20 am

        Holy shit. Kristen is over 30? Wow. Mind blown. I thought I was too immature for 27. Jax is the perfect age for me. 😉

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    • BH Wannabe says

      December 23, 2014 at 4:52 am

      Yeah, I was thinking that Vail is either a good bit older than the others or the drugs really aged her, she looks rough. Or both.

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      • Micheal says

        December 23, 2014 at 6:22 am

        I don’t see the beauty in Vail. I just don’t. I’m sorry.

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      • BH Wannabe says

        December 23, 2014 at 10:28 pm

        I know it’s not right, but I can’t get past the birthmark thing on her face…

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      • Micheal says

        December 23, 2014 at 11:16 pm

        My partner has a big thing about beauty spots. His dislike for them rivals his disdain for Obama.

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  7. Angel(?) says

    December 22, 2014 at 11:15 pm

    Stassi is as obsessed with Jax as Kristen is with Tom! Neither one wants their exes to be happy without them. Kristen uses her “craziness” to get at Tom, while Stassi uses her manipulation skills to get at Jax. Obivously, Kristen wants Tom back. Why? Because she’s crazy! LOL.

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    • Micheal says

      December 23, 2014 at 6:23 am

      I want Jax. Don’t judge me.

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      • Angel(?) says

        December 23, 2014 at 8:53 am

        WHYYYYYYYYYY?

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      • Micheal says

        December 23, 2014 at 6:22 pm

        STIs aside I think he would be an amazing lay.

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      • Nuna says

        December 24, 2014 at 8:39 am

        Right there with you, Micheal. I’d waste a few a hours with him if I didn’t have to worry about life long infections, too.

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      • Micheal says

        December 24, 2014 at 8:43 am

        Well there is Prep and condoms so… I wouldn’t say no. 😉

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  8. Ingrid says

    December 22, 2014 at 11:22 pm

    I thought Vail looked older, too. I wonder who is older, Vail or Jax? and what happened to the dog?

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  9. Anastasia_Beave says

    December 22, 2014 at 11:23 pm

    I really don’t get what Katie is holding onto here.
    Cut ties, as Kristen would say.

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 22, 2014 at 11:47 pm

      I have three words for you. Trust. Fund. Baby. ​

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      • Cyndy says

        December 22, 2014 at 11:50 pm

        You think so Tamara?

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        • tamaratattles says

          December 22, 2014 at 11:50 pm

          ​um, duh.

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      • zoemonster2 says

        December 23, 2014 at 8:12 am

        Links (or “my source confirmed”) that *Gay Tom S. is a trust fund baby* would be great. I asked for that last week;) I can’t find it on Google- but I too think he was born with a nouveau riche silver spoon in his mouth

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      • Anastasia_Beave says

        December 23, 2014 at 10:22 am

        Tom should have stayed on the sidelines like the previous seasons. Becoming a part of the main cast has really ruined him for me.

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    • Cyndy says

      December 22, 2014 at 11:48 pm

      I agree .. . . It would be such a cheat to settle for less than “everything”.

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    • BH Wannabe says

      December 23, 2014 at 4:54 am

      I know. Schwartz acts just… weird, but not in any good way. Really awkward guy.

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    • eastjames says

      December 23, 2014 at 8:54 am

      Maybe its one of those deals where if he doesn’t get married (to a woman) then he doesn’t get his money so he needs Katie but she’s actually in love with him…and the idea of getting a shit load of money.

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  10. breelee says

    December 22, 2014 at 11:50 pm

    Google says Vail is 32 and Jax 34. I have a hard time believing Jax isn’t in his 40’s. When the whole gang is together, he looks so out of place. Gotta give Stassi props, you could tell that Adorable little boy likes her. You cant fake that.

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    • janet says

      December 28, 2014 at 9:42 pm

      This is how guys look in the later thirties more beefy and fuller in the face. At my 20 year high school reunion this how the cuter guys looked at age 38. Others didnt look as good.

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  11. Cyndy says

    December 22, 2014 at 11:56 pm

    Who wants a boyfriend that doesn’t want to sleep with you and complains to his buddy behind your back that he’s . . . . miserable? Run . . . . Katie . . . . run!

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    • BH Wannabe says

      December 23, 2014 at 4:59 am

      Who would want a girlfriend like Katie? She is a miserable person, just following even more miserable Stassi around.

      When they went to that (waste of money, shitty) couples counselor, I couldn’t figure out which one actually wanted more sex or which one was withholding it. Then I remembered that I don’t care, why can’t they all be as creepy as Kristen?

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  12. Cyndy says

    December 23, 2014 at 12:11 am

    Vail has to be a Bravo plant. Hired to suck Jax in, chew him up and spit him out!

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    • janet says

      December 23, 2014 at 2:15 am

      Yes, if at that age your boyfriend isnt all over you, well thats not a good sign. Tom seems bored with Katie to the point of falling asleep.I enjoy watching Kristen too and im actually rooting for her. Iv’e been known to be a bit craxy too. I guess I’m in the minority , but I like James. I love his european accent and think he’s talented and has some hustle. Vail is on self destruct mode still, only now it’s with men instead of drugs. Gossip is gossip usually for a reason. If I were warned by everyone about a guy being a dog and an asshole, I wouldn’t go running at a race’s pace right into his arms. How ridiculous to think Jax needs consoling because of a woman.

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      • tamaratattles says

        December 23, 2014 at 1:32 pm

        ​I loved that after therapy his thought was, “Welp, I’m going to have to fuck her now to buy myself another six months.”

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      • Tasos826 says

        December 23, 2014 at 5:40 pm

        Agreed. At 27, he should be thinking of a million and one ways to hit it at least once a day. I’m not ready to blame it on low t, though. He very well may be getting in someone else (OR he may be addicted to porn, or may abuse drugs, which inhibits libido.

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  13. writingforfun says

    December 23, 2014 at 12:54 am

    I haven’t watched much Pump Rules since season one, but thinking about tuning back in now that Vail is on. I loved her on The Young & The Restless. What’s the consensus about her on this show?

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    • Tasos826 says

      December 23, 2014 at 1:56 am

      If you are away, can stay away and do stay away from it, I sense that you may be very glad about it as the season passes.

      Thus far, VR has been about as entertaining as a series of gastro intestinal ‘events’ in a stalled elevator.

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    • janet says

      December 23, 2014 at 2:32 am

      Too soon to tell about Vail. So far you can tell she’s very intelligent , but has had a bad drug habit that she’s extremely open about (maybe too much ). She’s being really stubborn sbout heeding any warnings about Jax , and I think she’s one of those women who are drawn to douche bags like Jax. He’s cat nip to her.

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      • BH Wannabe says

        December 23, 2014 at 5:03 am

        Yeah, no judgement on her actual drug problem, just that Vail’s a little too proud of it. She’s retarded to be giving Jax the time of day (“all I see is a nice guy!”), and she’s obviously a Bravo plant.

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      • janet says

        December 23, 2014 at 10:46 pm

        I dont really judge the drug problem but I think it’s a mistake to lead with it when meeting new people. She has like diahrea of the mouth with talkng about it. She even brought up cauterizng her nose from her love of blow to Jax. And the worst was telling Lisa who she is going to be working for.

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  14. tversky says

    December 23, 2014 at 2:37 am

    I’m struck by how passive aggressive Katie and Schwartz both are. They let other people speak for themselves: Katie has Stassi, Schwartz in a perverse way has Jax. I wouldn’t be surprised if one reason Schwartz refuses to stand up for Katie against Jax is because he LIKES what Jax is doing. I think Schwartz really wants out but is too ball-less to do it himself.

    I also thought it was weird that Scheana declared she loves Jax in one breath and then said he wasn’t her friend in the next. I believe her though when she calls herself a guys girl. The same is probably true of Adianna.

    Lastly Tom Sandoval is an enigma to me. He seems like a really caring person. I thought it was sweet that he stood up for that lunatic Kristen last season against Stassi’s bullying even though he had more reason to be angry at Kristen than anyone else. But damn did he really cheat on Kristen 5 times? And his friendship with Jax makes me wonder about him. Like maybe deep down he’s as gross as Jax is when it comes to women (or men hah)

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    • Anastasia_Beave says

      December 23, 2014 at 1:45 pm

      I also thinks he wants out, yet is too much of a pussy to do it himself. Although, he is traipsing around on instagram with a K&T initial pendant necklace. I mean.

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      • tamaratattles says

        December 23, 2014 at 4:33 pm

        ​A present from Katie no doubt. Do you think Katie knows that Schwartz is in her best case scenario, bi? Hell does Schwartz know he not particularly straight?

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      • Anastasia_Beave says

        December 24, 2014 at 9:10 am

        I really don’t know. To me, it’s pretty clear. He CRIED seeing Jax post surgery. He lets Jax verbally assault his girlfriend over and over. Katie says he would choose Jax over her. That’s more than a bromance.

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  15. Tp says

    December 23, 2014 at 2:51 am

    I thought I was the only one rooting for Kristen and James too! Ariana is boring as hell and she was def chomping at the bit to get to Sandoval. I just don’t really like her for some reason, and she’s NOT “prettier” that Kristen IMO.
    I think the whole fight at the bar was started by Sandoval, not James. Yes, Krosten instigated it but Tom didn’t have to blow up at the party( and get his ass whipped by a kid that’s maybe a buck o 5! Lol) So, I think it proves that Tom is not as over Kristen as he’d like to think. He’s hates James way too much. I’m not really liking Tom this season ,come to think of it. Did anyone notice what Schaena said to Vail after she’d just left her best bud Jax’s side? After explaining that he lies to get into women’s pants she said ” yeah, that’s why we’re not friends ” or something like that. Hmmm, maybe it was an error In editing. Katie and Tom.. First off, that boy suffers from very low testosterone levels I guarantee it. His features are small and sharp and his sex drive is low. That, and he’s not into Katie anymore. Stassi.. Why is she there again? Her Schtick is getting old. Over her. But my least favorite person on the show is Stassi’s anorexic little sidekick. She may be more bitchy and hifb school mean girl wannabe than Stassi. She really annoys me, although I can’t even recall her name. Ha!

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    • janet says

      December 23, 2014 at 3:16 am

      Well im glad im not the only one who likes Kristin and James together. I think James is kinda sexy and think hes going somewhere. I think Kristen is lucky to have him. I think those other guys are dim witted and waste alot of time on partying too much and lying for eachother with their twisted bro code. Really, those friendships seem to come first before anyone else and that’s a recipe for not much of a life. I agree Kate’s Tom could use a testosterone panel.

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    • janet says

      December 23, 2014 at 3:25 am

      I didnt like Arianna allways dogging on Kristens looks while coveting her boyfriend. I think she was doing him before, but they’ll never admit it , so Kristen can be the bad one. Honesty isnt allways rewarded so they’ll allways keep quiet and let Kristen suffer the bad reputation. While Arianna is pretty , I think Kristen has the heighth and the killer body along with dark good looks and has a more model look.

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      • jane grey says

        December 23, 2014 at 11:51 am

        Kristen looks better than Arianna this season! It looks like being with Sandoval drags a girl down. It seems being with James has brightened up Kristen. James said that Kristen says he is much better in bed than Tom. Maybe we will see Arianna get her comeupence for the way she treated Kristen last season.

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      • Librarygirl says

        December 24, 2014 at 2:06 am

        I like Kristin and James also. James has talent and Kristin knows the skinny on all of these fools. It always pissed me off that Stossi had the nerve to slap Kristin after Stossi was already broken up with Jax and was dating Patrick in real time when that filming took place. Patrick will not support Stossi without her contributing income to that relationship, hence she is back on VPR. She looks more than out of place now, and her 50 something look is not helping. She is now hawking her blog and jewelry line on Sirius radio. Go girl, get off of my TV.

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    • Karma Grant says

      December 23, 2014 at 8:07 am

      Not being attracted to Katie doesn’t mean Sandoval’s sex drive is low. He’s using that drive with Jax. It’s what gay guys do 😉

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 23, 2014 at 1:35 pm

      ​I don’t know her name either. I don’t think it matters. She’s just Stassi’s purse dog.

      On Tue, Dec 23, 2014 at 2:51 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

      >

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 23, 2014 at 1:49 pm

      This show would be better if it were a reality show. If it were, they would not need to pay any of the women and just focus on all of the bromances. ​

      On Tue, Dec 23, 2014 at 1:35 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

      > ​I don’t know her name either. I don’t think it matters. She’s just > Stassi’s purse dog. > > On Tue, Dec 23, 2014 at 2:51 AM, Tamara Tattles [email protected]> wrote: > >>

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  16. BH Wannabe says

    December 23, 2014 at 5:07 am

    OMG I caught that acetone comment right as I was thinking that Tom has to be dying to come out of the closet–I mean, it’s like wearing women’s clothes, then makeup, now nail polish, what next? Borrow a wig (hopefully not from Nene)?

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    • Scatty says

      December 23, 2014 at 11:02 am

      Sandoval’s in a band. I think the nail polish is a musician thing, like eyeliner.

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      • BamaBelle says

        December 23, 2014 at 2:10 pm

        You are spot on the the band thing. My baby brotherbis Ina band and he wears dark nail polish all the time. He came to me a couple of years ago and asked me to teach him how to apply eyeliner (and what to buy) because he liked the way I did mine. He calls it guy liner. SMH

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      • BH Wannabe says

        December 24, 2014 at 3:21 am

        Okay, so the male musicians really do their homework. Yeah, okay, guyliner and nail polish we’ll chalk up to musician. What about everything else?

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  17. Gravlax says

    December 23, 2014 at 10:35 am

    I was just thinking about how low the turnover rate is at SUR. It’s remarkable that the TV show pay is forcing the cast to stay there. The money is too good for them to pass up. Otherwise I think they would have found jobs outside of the Vanderpump empire. All of their jobs are a dead end in and of themselves. If the cast is lucky, they can move on to doing appearances at clubs like Bad Girls Club cast members. I have to wonder if they are so desperate for fame and pay that they’ll put up with the constant sabotage of their personal lives by their coworkers.

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  18. Angel(?) says

    December 23, 2014 at 11:43 am

    I do want to thank James for pointing out Tom’s hair-do! Not a good look last night. Looks like a bad chop cut. I wonder if his hair stylist did NeNe’s wig?

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    • janet says

      December 23, 2014 at 10:23 pm

      I think its bugging Tom that James is maybe more pleasing in bed (more endowed)and younger. I thought Tom didnt have any real good reason not to accept James overture to bury the hatchet and forgive his being with Kristen. The only reason (since he could forgive Jax who slept with Kristen during the relationship) is it bothers him more because it’s someone that he’s insecure about being better than. Tom is awfully sanctimonious for a guy who cheated 5 times.

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      • Angel(?) says

        December 23, 2014 at 11:44 pm

        Maybe Tom wanted James for himself?

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  19. jelley says

    December 23, 2014 at 1:00 pm

    My fiancé is about to make 27. I’m a 29 year old cougar. We don’t have sex every day, sometimes not even every week. Guess he must be gay. Or does that mean we both are?

    I agree with the person who said Jax looks like he’s in his 40s.

    Stassi needs to go away. She doesn’t realize how pathetic and desperate she looks for still being on the show while not working at SUR (and belittling everyone who still does work there). Her attitude was funny last season but is just nasty now.

    Kristen’s obsession with Tom is clearly contagious; James has caught it.

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 23, 2014 at 4:08 pm

      No jelley that doesn’t make anyone gay. Being gay makes you not sleep with your beard for six months at a time. Not the other way round.

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      • jelley says

        December 23, 2014 at 5:14 pm

        Phew! We can proceed with the weddding afterall 🙂

        The strangest part (or one of the many strange parts) about this group is that Schwartz SEEMS (imho) to be the straighest dude out of everyone (including Shay)… well when you don’t consider his relationship with Jax.

        I dated a trust fund baby for 3 years in college! But I wasn’t as wise as Katie and broke it off. When I get kicked in the shins by kids at my lowly teaching gig, i realize I deserve to be kicked for letting a life of ease pass me by. I’m rooting for T&K.

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    • Micheal says

      December 23, 2014 at 6:25 pm

      James probably recognises just how attractive Tom is. He’s jealous he can’t hit that.

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      • Ed says

        December 23, 2014 at 8:51 pm

        Perhaps Stassi should investigate Jax’s purported relationship with (name deleted) when he was living on South Beach. Then she could blab it all over the place. It’s a bit odd that Jax’s former life has not been “outed” on the show…he is soooo obvious. I have perfectly tuned gaydar and it requires just the slightest bit of detection energy to send it into frenzy by both Tom & Jax.

        Edited to remove name of someone who did not sign up or get paid to be on a reality show to air their personal business.

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    • Anastasia_Beave says

      December 24, 2014 at 9:14 am

      I think their sex life is the least of their problems. My husband and I certainly don’t have sex everyday.

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  20. Tasos826 says

    December 23, 2014 at 6:48 pm

    Do either or both Toms cause your gaydar to blip, blop, or bleep, bloop (or cause you to speak in Nene Leakes-eese at the sight of them)? I ask, because all that I can discern is a mutual admiration (hetero-to-asexual bromance, likely the product of liberal feminism, political ‘correct-ism’, and lacking or retarded critical thought thanks to educators and their unions which genuflect before a portrait of Che Rivera

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    • Tasos826 says

      December 23, 2014 at 6:55 pm

      Sorry, that should be “Che Guevara”, and I note regarding my post which, required correction, “Your comment is awaiting moderation.”

      Really?

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 23, 2014 at 6:59 pm

      Gay. NTTAWWT.

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      • Tasos826 says

        December 23, 2014 at 9:52 pm

        “NTTAWWT”

        There was absolutely nothing wrong with posing a polite query.

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      • tamaratattles says

        December 23, 2014 at 10:54 pm

        I know!
        NTTAWWT is something we used to say at a board far, far away in a different time whenever we pointed out someone is gay. Because, if we did not, some idiot would come and say “SO WHAT? YOU DON’T LIKE GAY PEOPLE?” So it became an obligatory way of saying that a person is gay. And we are fine with the person being gay. So don’t call us a homophobe.

        🙂

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    • janet says

      December 23, 2014 at 10:11 pm

      I dont pick up the gay thing either. I thought they were just metrosexuals who are nto mega grooming for their modeling jobs Heterosexual guys can totally act the way these guys do, with all the turmoil of their raunchy antics, rarely ever infringing on their precious friendships. It’s annoying as hell. The more low life the group of guys the more they tolerate the most attrocist behavior with a wink and a nod.

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  21. LINUSSPACEHEAD says

    December 25, 2014 at 2:27 pm

    I love Kristen and her deliciously perfect insanity.
    Vail-I think we are in for witnessing a total meltdown involving her and some SUR related senario. And then she’ll be gone.

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    • janet says

      December 26, 2014 at 12:21 pm

      You know what’s scary about me is, that Kristen doesn’t seem that crazy to me. I think the way she got outed for the Jax slip up and has gotten the double standard smack down, while Jax has essentially skated free would be infuriating. Then the Arianna passive agressive eye rolling “No you idiot Im not doing your boyfriend and Im prettier than you are” while she was totally doing him or setting the stage to be with him was so shitty. The stage has been set to gaslight her into oblivion for their entertainment. Hang in Kristen and enjoy James and know that the best revenge is living well.

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  22. Bonnie says

    January 3, 2015 at 6:49 pm

    Kristen is by far prettier than Arianna. It seems like she’s over Tom and is just trying to show everyone, especially Arianna that Tom was, is and always will be a cheater. Tom and Arianna both admit to talking/ texting behind Kristen’s back for a long time, then they admit to kissing. They both treated Kristen horribly as did Kristen’s “girlfriends”. Arianna is the one who is disgusting. Stay strong Kristen. Your smarter and more beautiful than Arianna.

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    • jelley says

      January 3, 2015 at 7:33 pm

      Getting all dolled up to get her mail from his apt for the hundredth time doesn’t make it seem like she’s over Tom. Bending over in hopes of a “nip slip” also looked like a desperate move to make him want her.

      I love Kristen, but I don’t think she’s over Tom.

      Ariana is boring. They are both pretty in very different ways.

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  23. Ed says

    January 4, 2015 at 5:31 pm

    Apparently from what is shown, Jax is quite the drinker ( and drugs possibly???). Alcohol and late nights will totally wreck one’s appearance. Keep it up Jax…soon no one will want you. BTW why does always look like he has mumps? Perhaps he needs to be photographed at a different angle.

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