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How to Make an Ice Cream Sangwich

December 17, 2014 by tamaratattles 89 Comments

WTF is yogurt Ice Cream.? TeeCee?

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  1. GeminiSister says

    December 17, 2014 at 1:06 am

    She just can’t help but lie. First she says, “How I came up with these cookies” is my mom and I used to make them when I was little.” So she takes credit for creating the recipe, but then says she and her mother used to make them when she was little? Who hasn’t created ice-cream sandwiches? I guarantee that if you put those yogurt smothered thin crispy cookies back in the freezer they will get soggy. Oh, yum, frozen soggy bottomed bedazzeled yogurt cooke sandwiches. Sign me up ya dumb poser!

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    • BH Wannabe says

      December 17, 2014 at 2:05 am

      Jesus I’ve said it before, but you’re SO my Gemini Sister for real! “Sign me up ya dumb poser!” Ha ha ha ha ha!

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  2. Danielle says

    December 17, 2014 at 1:21 am

    Was the close-up at the 1:09 mark the best shot of the sangwiches the crew captured, or are the editors of this series especially cruel?

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    • Psylocke says

      December 17, 2014 at 5:42 am

      LOL I think they purposefully avoided the close up. In the end shot you can see them dripping and uneven even from that far away.

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  3. Microop says

    December 17, 2014 at 1:35 am

    Fro yo (frozen yogurt)? I didn’t watch, just a guess as to what she meant.

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  4. Lindy says

    December 17, 2014 at 1:47 am

    How many times in that extremely short vid did she say, “who doesn’t like sweet things”?

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    • Sick of "reality" TV says

      December 17, 2014 at 6:17 am

      At least 3 times!

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    • Drinkthediamondwater says

      December 17, 2014 at 7:19 am

      How many times to you think she’s mentioned she has four dawters? Not just in this video, where she only says it once, but in her response to almost every question from anyone or explanation for anything, she throws that in, like it’s her go to answer and it explains it all. I wonder why she doesn’t say: “I have four dawters and I’m headed off to prison next month for a year.”

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      • BH Wannabe says

        December 17, 2014 at 8:07 pm

        I noticed the mention of the “dawters”. Again. We get it, Teresa!

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  5. beth boxer says

    December 17, 2014 at 1:49 am

    What was that? She seems really uncomfortable, she repeats herself and slaughters the English language. That was not a cooking video, she needs a diction class. What was the TV show that had contestants competing to get their own cooking show? Could you imagine Teresa on it? She would not last long,

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    • Danielle says

      December 17, 2014 at 2:09 am

      I hate to say this but she could use some coaching from Rachael Ray.

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      • Juvial Physicality says

        December 17, 2014 at 3:23 pm

        Oh gawd, please please not RayRay and her Ray-Turd cooking.

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  6. J.D. (@JaMailMail) says

    December 17, 2014 at 2:00 am

    super cute!

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  7. BH Wannabe says

    December 17, 2014 at 2:03 am

    Oh God, I can’t go through this again.

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  8. Ellis Scarlett says

    December 17, 2014 at 2:08 am

    She really does say “sangwich”!!! Omg, this is the gift that keeps on giving. Did anyone else notice the vacant eyed death stare/welcoming smile at the beginning??

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    • hokiechick says

      December 17, 2014 at 3:31 pm

      I did! I glanced at it and immediately thought she looks very angry even though she’s smiling. She’s smiling with her mouth only, her eyes look pissed.

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  9. LBND says

    December 17, 2014 at 2:43 am

    Wow a recipie that’s even easier than her shrimp dish…why even bother doing a how to Video for this dumb recipie?

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    • teecee66 says

      December 17, 2014 at 12:37 pm

      I bet she can spell recipe.

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      • hannahkingrose says

        December 18, 2014 at 1:51 am

        Dammit teecee66! I was drinking a Coke and it came out of my nose when I read your post. I haven’t done that since I was a kid. You know she can’t but you know that was funny as hell. Now I have to wash my shirt.

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      • hannahkingrose says

        December 18, 2014 at 2:02 am

        Obviously only you can lmao.

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  10. Tricia Zuckerman says

    December 17, 2014 at 3:01 am

    You are amazing, keep up with your amazing videos!! As for the person above who knocked you about your video, they should learn to spell. The word cookie last time I checked was spelled with an i after the cook and before the e. It would be prudent prior to referring to someone’s intelligence. As for BH Wannabe Gemini’s sister, find something else to do with your time besides bash other people online. Thanks Trixie

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    • TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

      December 17, 2014 at 4:44 pm

      Who are you talking to? Teresa isn’t here.

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      • BH Wannabe says

        December 17, 2014 at 8:08 pm

        Bwahahahaha!

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    • teecee66 says

      December 18, 2014 at 12:45 pm

      Lol. It’s like a tardy human centipede. One tard bashing another for spelling whilst punctuating like a second grader. I love the internets.

      “Internets” was intentional, you gaping bedsore.

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  11. captain eel says

    December 17, 2014 at 5:24 am

    This woman, this Guidice, can’t even spread the goddamn yogurt on evenly. Tamara, I’m heading off to sleep with a big smile on my big face in a big way. Bless your heart, Miss Naughty and Nice, for making fun of the mentally challenged. Because, retardation.

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  12. Micheal says

    December 17, 2014 at 5:25 am

    Yoghurt ice cream is the best ice cream. Just saying.

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    • Disqus Queen says

      December 17, 2014 at 8:29 am

      It really is yummy, isn’t it? I agree!

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  13. Psylocke says

    December 17, 2014 at 5:38 am

    I hate myself for joining the “I know how to cook it right and no one else does” brigade but what fucking Italian doesn’t use a pizzelle iron, much less call it “that one machine.” It would have made the whole thing a bit more “haute” if she made them herself, instead of just sticking some weird ice cream between two pizzelles.

    My grandma had a lone cast iron plizzelle maker that she would hold over the fire, making stacks and stacks one by one — I wish I was smart enough at the to appreciate the level of effort she put into that. I make them every now and then, in a modernized electric iron of course, and STILL it takes forever. And theyre not near as perfect as hers. But they’re so thin and go so fast you have to make batches and batches and batches.

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    • teecee66 says

      December 17, 2014 at 12:39 pm

      Did your grandmother’s have the first letter of the family name on her 200 lb, hold over the burner, pizzelle iron? Mine did.

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    • BH Wannabe says

      December 17, 2014 at 8:11 pm

      See, like why didn’t she show us how to make the damn cookies? I’m not retarded. I can stick ice cream between two cookies. Learning to make the cookies would actually make sense. Well, probably not if Teresa is teaching…

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  14. Sick of "reality" TV says

    December 17, 2014 at 6:19 am

    Can the people at Glam please teach this dumb twat how to pronounce SUBSCRIBE?

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  15. Drinkthediamondwater says

    December 17, 2014 at 7:09 am

    She’s really downplaying the glam squad look. Very little jewelry, slicked back hair, same drag queen eye make-up though. Of course, I guess if you don’t put all that black stuff on, it looks like you have no eyes at all when filming. I wouldn’t exactly call this a “recipe.” It’s more of a cute idea. I think the hot lights made the frozen yogurt a little too soft.

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  16. Cheychey says

    December 17, 2014 at 7:14 am

    I can’t really my 9 year old needs to get to work on her cookbook so we can get paid cause her and her friends have been making these for a couple of years now and the last statement send in your favorite recipe’s um why so you can get paid from my authentic homemade family recipe’s by calling them your own if anyone’s gonna get a check off of it it’s gonna be me I’m not paying for your ” college ” restitution.

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  17. Sick of "reality" TV says

    December 17, 2014 at 8:14 am

    I can’t wait for the next episode – Teresa Giudice teaches us how to make Bagels With Cream Cheese!

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    • brackdogsroastingonanopenfire says

      December 17, 2014 at 4:41 pm

      You know she invented those, right?
      -bdee-

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    • BH Wannabe says

      December 17, 2014 at 8:12 pm

      Ha ha ha ha ha!

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  18. Disqus Queen says

    December 17, 2014 at 8:31 am

    I couldn’t take the horrible porn music!

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  19. Riley says

    December 17, 2014 at 8:50 am

    Looks like she has changed how she says her last name again. Back to the way they pronounced it in the beginning. Maybe she thinks people will be confused and believe the OTHER Teresa Judy-cha was someone else. Or maybe SHE believes it was someone else.

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    • Beth says

      December 17, 2014 at 8:58 am

      So Funny! Maybe she is working towards getting a reduced sentence by way of insanity or limited mental capacity.

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  20. Daisy says

    December 17, 2014 at 9:30 am

    I’m sure she thinks she sounds so adorable mispronouncing words. She does not. I remember her Andy saying something about the whole “sangwich” thing on a reunion show. She should have known then that it wasn’t cute and funny. It just made her sound uneducated.

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    • Jarlath says

      December 17, 2014 at 12:17 pm

      Not to defend Teresa, but most Americans mispronounce many words in the English word, e.g., aluminium, caramel, etc.

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      • hokiechick says

        December 17, 2014 at 3:39 pm

        How do you mispronounce caramel? It can be like care-amel or car-amel but I don’t think either is wrong. The one that drives me batty is nucular instead of nuclear. Even George W Bush said it that way…sigh…

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      • BH Wannabe says

        December 17, 2014 at 8:13 pm

        Yeah, but she really can’t speak English. I mean, she’s really bad.

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      • DJFL says

        December 17, 2014 at 10:36 pm

        @Jarlath – It’s aluminum – not aluminium. There’s only one “i” in it. I had this discussion with my English lawn guy. Then I talked to an English stock boy at my supermarket and he said, “I agree. We do pronounce it wrong”.

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      • Micheal says

        December 17, 2014 at 11:01 pm

        You are both wrong. Aluminium and aluminum are both fine and interchangeable. Aluminium is usually preferred internationally and in scientific writings. However aluminum is older. Both are fine. Focus on the real issues, like wtf was Tre thinking with her outfit? #Trehugger

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      • BH Wannabe says

        December 18, 2014 at 6:08 am

        According to the good folks at Reynolds Wrap, it’s “aluminum”. I don’t know what they say internationally because we’re American–we’re ethnocentric, duh.

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  21. Angel(?) says

    December 17, 2014 at 10:11 am

    All I can say is Haute? How is dripping ice cream sandwiches Haute? Is it because of the rainbow sprinkles?

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  22. Jarlath says

    December 17, 2014 at 11:12 am

    I love frozen yoghurt

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  23. HIKITTY says

    December 17, 2014 at 12:39 pm

    What the F is a Pit-telly? It’s Peet-zelle – similar to how one prounces “pizza.”

    Will a real Italian pleas stand up??? She’s a fraud in all lights!

    (And yes, if you’re going to brag about how you’re so freaking Italian & sell Italian cookbooks, you better f*ing now how to pronounce words in your mother tongue! She needs to watch Giada.

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    • teecee66 says

      December 17, 2014 at 12:42 pm

      No one needs to watch Giada. No one. The Italians don’t even overdo words like she does.

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      • tulsateacher says

        December 17, 2014 at 12:52 pm

        I knew I couldn’t be the only one who gets annoyed by Giada’s over inflection.

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      • deco says

        December 17, 2014 at 1:49 pm

        I cannot watch Giada. When she’s talking her mouth is just so large. When she uses an Italian ingredient her pronunciation is over the top and her mouth seems like it stretches. I can’t really describe it but she and her pearly whites irritate the shit out of me.
        You are not alone, Tulsa.

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      • Angel(?) says

        December 17, 2014 at 2:42 pm

        BTW, TeeCee, I put your pasta tips to the test the other night. No oil in pasta water, salt like the sea, cook pre al dente, and marry with sauce…made a big difference. Thanks!

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      • hokiechick says

        December 17, 2014 at 3:43 pm

        deco – I agree about Giada’s giant mouth, you can see all her teeth all the time. I don’t really follow her but she was on WWHL recently and I couldn’t stop looking at it. It reminds me of the old Reach toothbrush commercials with the flip-top head.

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      • jane grey says

        December 18, 2014 at 11:56 am

        So glad to know I am not alone with my feelings about Giada.

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      • teecee66 says

        December 18, 2014 at 12:41 pm

        I will say though, that the recipes on her show are mostly good. I make a couple of them regularly. I don’t for a second think they are hers in any way. I LOVE her crazy aunt Raffie. I don’t think she can cook at all though. But she’s fun and puts the twerpy human Pez dispenser in her place.

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  24. teecee66 says

    December 17, 2014 at 12:47 pm

    I’m not wasting precious bandwidth watching that. I imagine she’s talking frozen yogurt. Which is trash probably made with hydrogenated oil, corn syrup and sucralose.

    But the sangwich thing, I’m ok with. We say sammich. It’s not that we don’t know the word. It’s just that we say that. And ricotta is rigout. Capocola is cabbacoo. Crostini is cristines. Escarole is ‘scroll. It’s very italian to make words your own.

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    • Natalie says

      December 18, 2014 at 1:34 pm

      Spoken like a true hillbillie…

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      • teecee66 says

        December 18, 2014 at 1:41 pm

        Spoken like a clueless twatstain.

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  25. fivecatsownme says

    December 17, 2014 at 1:15 pm

    She’s getting ready for prison. I noted the absence of the French manicured acrylic nails. Let the haters hate. I can’t stand this woman.

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  26. fivecatsownme says

    December 17, 2014 at 1:18 pm

    it’s pronounced sammich.

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  27. natalie says

    December 17, 2014 at 1:22 pm

    This looks like something she will whip up for the inmates next month.

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    • JerseyGirl830 says

      December 17, 2014 at 3:03 pm

      She better look up some recipes that have Ramen Noodles in it. They are a BIG HIT over there at the Danbury prison. They make all sorts of recipes with them, like Pizza, they mix them with peanut butter and make Candy, they even make a communal cake for you when it’s your BIRTHDAY, all with Ramen noodles LOL. Maybe they can teach her all those recipes so when she comes home she can go back on Haute and teach us…..OH GREAT….. BITCH, go to jail already we’re all sick of YOU!!!

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  28. natalie says

    December 17, 2014 at 1:23 pm

    She really just needs better marketing, she is not haute.
    definition of haute: fashionably elegant or high-class

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    • Angel(?) says

      December 17, 2014 at 2:37 pm

      You are right about the marketing! Should be marketed to busy moms on a budget. Simple to make not too expensive.

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  29. Tamara-addict says

    December 17, 2014 at 2:28 pm

    She mispronounced her name. She said it the “old” way vs the way she has been telling everyone including “Andy” how to say it.

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  30. Rosey says

    December 17, 2014 at 2:54 pm

    Very interesting that she doesn’t have her big flashy diamond wedding ring on! Its hard to see the details of the ring she may be wearing but it looked like a gold band with a possible SMALL diamond. Maybe its her original wedding ring that she wore prior to the RH days before she went out and spent thousands getting a huge diamond. I noticed on WHHL (the interview after the sentencing) that she was only wearing a simple gold band, no diamonds. I doubt she has sold her big rock (that she bought with money that wasn’t hers) to pay back debts or for cash to live day to day since I would imagine that they are hurting for cash these days.

    And the video in general….I cant! She can barely talk long enough and coherent enough for 2 mins. How in the hell would she support a half hour or hour show? This woman is completely missing her french fries AND toy out of her happy meal.

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    • teecee66 says

      December 18, 2014 at 12:52 pm

      You sound very stupid making a bunch of wild accusations on a topic about which you are clueless.

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  31. Rosey says

    December 17, 2014 at 2:56 pm

    Awaiting moderation….for some reason all of a sudden my last couple of comments are in ‘moderation’. I must be on the naughty list?! Wonder what I said/did! 😉

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    • Rosey says

      December 17, 2014 at 2:57 pm

      Heres what I was trying to post…

      Very interesting that she doesn’t have her big flashy diamond wedding ring on! Its hard to see the details of the ring she may be wearing but it looked like a gold band with a possible SMALL diamond. Maybe its her original wedding ring that she wore prior to the RH days before she went out and spent thousands getting a huge diamond. I noticed on WHHL (the interview after the sentencing) that she was only wearing a simple gold band, no diamonds. I doubt she has sold her big rock (that she bought with money that wasn’t hers) to pay back debts or for cash to live day to day since I would imagine that they are hurting for cash these days.

      And the video in general….I cant! She can barely talk long enough and coherent enough for 2 mins. How in the hell would she support a half hour or hour show? This woman is completely missing her french fries AND toy out of her happy meal.

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      • teecee66 says

        December 18, 2014 at 12:54 pm

        Why the FUCK would you post the same thing that is in moderation? You’re not even smart enough to be pavlov’s dog. You just keep getting shocked.

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  32. Urethra Franklin says

    December 17, 2014 at 3:11 pm

    Her last name is GWE-DEE-CHAY
    I know she thinks she’s dumbing it down for us stupid Americans that don’t steal from banks, but Italians would never pronounce it JEW-DICE.

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    • joanie says

      December 18, 2014 at 12:18 am

      Now I get it….Teresa GWE-DEE-CHAY is the one that got sentenced to fifteen months in prison and Teresa JEW-DICE is innocent….unless of course you count her doing these stupid videos ruining perfectly good cookies and some nasty slimy white yogurt ice cream stuff…

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  33. Mrs. Muffins says

    December 17, 2014 at 3:21 pm

    I went over to Glam’s youtube channel to see the comments on her videos and they are mostly all positive. WTF. One awesome comment shaming Glam for employing a criminal on last week’s video. I hope this is the closest Tre ever gets to a cooking show. I hate that I watched it and added to the views, but on the other hand it is so fun to watch her try and speak English.

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  34. Friend of the Site says

    December 17, 2014 at 4:06 pm

    I can’t shake the feeling that these are actually old videos that are only recently being published.

    That would explain the lack of jewelry, makeup, and saying her name the “old way”. Perhaps these were pilot videos or something she thought about trying and when it was clearly not going to fly, they shelved them.

    Now, with her infamy, due to her conviction, they’ve dusted them off and posted them for clicks? Maybe?

    It’s too ludicrous to be serious! Maybe back in her first season… or prior…

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    • ericzku says

      December 17, 2014 at 5:31 pm

      My thought was that these were videos made at the time of publication of her first cookbook perhaps for promo purposes of some sort, which pretty much goes along with your theory. I agree with you.

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    • Sick of "reality" TV says

      December 17, 2014 at 6:57 pm

      I had the same reaction. These seem to be previously produced videos, brought to light recently. They should have kept them in the dark!

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  35. Kdawg says

    December 17, 2014 at 4:51 pm

    First of all, how is this even a recipe? She basically bought some cookies and ice cream and put them together- I could have done that and have. And trust me, I am far from a good cook.
    Second, I really don’t think she’s in any position to “bribe” anyone. Bribing your daughters is a great way to raise children with no moral compass who are self-centered… Hmmm…

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    • BH Wannabe says

      December 18, 2014 at 6:10 am

      Hmmmm…
      🙂

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  36. DJ says

    December 17, 2014 at 5:52 pm

    OK, people flame me…. This is so painful to watch, I actually feel sorry for her. She is humiliating herself for what I assume is a marginal amount of money. I can’t imagine her being paid THOUSANDS for this, but I could be wrong.

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  37. Queen Sheba says

    December 17, 2014 at 9:12 pm

    She has absolutely no personality, and certainly authenticity with regard to Italian cooking. At this point I blame the a-holes who are making her believe the narcissistic bs she fills her head with, but if it’s about making money I guess she’s gotta take what she can to pay that restitution

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  38. DJFL says

    December 17, 2014 at 10:41 pm

    What the hell is “yogurt ice cream”? Apparently, she doesn’t know that frozen yogurt and ice cream are two different things.

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  39. Dracla Dunning says

    December 18, 2014 at 12:40 am

    This is cooking?

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  40. Brian says

    December 18, 2014 at 10:20 am

    I was surprised that all the comments on the youtube page were positive! I put a stop to that real quick

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  41. Brian says

    December 18, 2014 at 10:25 am

    They’re deleting all the negative comments! No wonder they’re all positive!

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  42. Maisey says

    December 18, 2014 at 11:01 am

    Oh Lord. What’s next…….the “recipe” for a hard boiled egg?

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  43. Queen Sheba says

    December 18, 2014 at 12:12 pm

    Is this rumour true….about the Feds raiding her house and seizing items she was hiding?

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  44. Bravogirl24/7 says

    December 18, 2014 at 1:11 pm

    I read about the raid at Disnyland also. TT how you doing?

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    • Queen Sheba says

      December 18, 2014 at 2:46 pm

      Feds are saying it’s not true

      Reply

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