Stassi is such a cuntsicle. Sorry for the lack of introductory commentary but MY GOD this woman is vile. She’s basically telling Katie to tell Schwartz to dump his friends for her, when Schwartz walks in with flowers and Stassi lays into him. I am thinking Katie should just nailgun Stassi to the wall at this point and be done with her. It’s not like anyone would come looking for her. Sorry that was harsh but good LORD. Why doesn’ anyone want to be around Stassi?
Katie wants to go in on Schwartz for Jax screaming at her and saying vile things and for him not defending her. Stassi calls Katie a lesbian for dating Schwartz. I guess that makes Stassi the gay top in her relationship. I can’t imagine her man being anything but a little pussy boy. Who else would want to be with Stassi? Seriously? I can’t imagine a scenario where a man says, “Ya know what? I’d like to be emasculated and ridiculed by the chick….” Oh wait. I actually can. It’s all becoming clearer now. Nevermind..
Wait. They are at Stassi’s house? Why is Schwartz showing up at Stassi’s house to bring Katie flowers? I agree with the commenter from last week who said Schwartz is likely a trust fund baby that Katie doesn’t want to lose.
It’s GAY PRIDE AGAIN! I am over Gay Pride. Not just on TV but in general. Believe me, I’ve been a faghag for decades. I mean no disrespect. But I think it is outdated. If other people still want to do “gay pride” by all means knock yourself out. But to me it seems like..1982 again. #SorryNotSorry
Lisa is hiring fresh pussy for SUR. I mean I think the usual suspects have cycled through each other numerous times and the boys need a new beard/sex partner etc… Holy Shit she graduated from Princeton. She’s beautiful and she wants to “hostess” while trying to become an actress. Even Lisa knows this will not end well.
Katie and Schwartz go to a fancy dinner (from the trust fund) both look gorgeous. I am so glad Katie is over the carrot top look. She looks amazing here. Katie wants Schwartz to dump his boyfriend. That is not going to happen Katie. At best you are dating a bisexual man. Deal with it.
PUMP is slammed for pride and totally effecting the customer count at SUR where things are DEAD. Jax goes down to PUMP to flirt with Schwartz.
Finally Crazy Ass Kristen with ridiculous eyelashes! She is making no sense as she goes after Ariana. This, ladies and gentleman is why I watch. It’s hard for me to find someone more insane than me, and I’ve managed to do that in Kristen.
Stassi is SO JEALOUS of the new hostess who is prettier and smarter and from a wealthier family than she is. And she makes fun of them for working at SUR yet she somehow keeps showing up at SUR for free! Because, Bravo Check just like the rest of them.. I can’t wait to see who this new girl Vail? Vayle? Veil? Got her job from. Because she is no “hostess.” I was a hostess once in my youth and totally confused by people slipping me a twenty to jump to the top of the list. I got fired from every restaurant job but one (where I walked out on my regular time when some bitch was trying to make me close so her friend could leave early, so I mean technically. Shut up.) I think taking that twenty might have gotten me fired. I don’t recall. It was one in a long line of people who told me that I was not “service industry material” lol. Really? I can’t imagine what you mean. Fetch me a Bloody Mary and we will talk.
James is watching Kristen gussy herself up for yet another encounter with Tom at his apartment. James points out this is the third or fourth time she has going to gather her belongings from her time living with Tom. Apparently she lives with James now? Maybe? I dunno. This crazy bitch is always running a game. James is already tired of her crazy. Schwartz is there to support Tom in his time of need. She is supposed to be picking up mail. Kristen is date ready. Tits out, hair did, flirty eyes. Tom is not buying it. So she cries. Bravo, crazy Kristen. BRAVO!
Oh. NOES! Tom points out she fucked Jax on his couch while they were together. COUNTER ATTACK KRISTEN! And she does… oh I remember those days too when you were a good boyfriend…We had a SIX YEAR RELATIONSHIP!
Tom says he has to be stern with her, but he feels “slightly bad about that.” Schwartz is really dumb. Fuckably, hot if he fucks chicks but DUMB. I’m going to need to know the specifics of the trust fund. It seems Katie already does.
Is it me or all of the starlet wannabes really fucking up with all the tattoos? Doesn’t that limit their roles?
It’s VAIL. and she is late. She is supposedly supposed to be doing flower arrangements with Lisa and the other owner. Because that is how Lisa spends her time, making table arrangements for SUR. #EYEROLL. Then Vail starts talking about her substance abuse issues with Lisa because that is what people do. Oh sorry I am late. And well you know I have this long substance abuse history we did not discuss, but.. you know it’s no longer an issue.
I am the QUEEN of over sharing with you guys here now. But that is because I don’t anticipate every having to work for an employer again. It’s very freeing to tell you all EVERYTHING. It’s free therapy! But if I ever thought I was going to have to work for restaurant again I would never blog here about the fact I’ve been fired from every waitressing job I ever had.. And would never walk into my new job late and say, oh sorry I am late, and did I mention I am an addict?
Oh she was on Y&R for three years. And is in drug addict in recovery. Lisa says to stay away from Jax. So they will fuck next episode. She’s very pretty and that will take her far.
Stassi and Katie and the minion are making a cake for Peter. Peter does not deserve a cake or a birthday. I’m in a quarrel with Peter. I hate hot guys who pick cunts like Stassi or retards like Katie. I could be happy for him if he dated someone decent. But, I am over Peter. He’s not even hot to me anymore. Anyway the pretense is they are making him a cake and Stassi is a large piece of cunt luggage that has to be checked and is annoying to wait for in at the luggage pickup train.
Stassi once again tries to break up Jax and Schwartz. Never going to happen.
Next Week: Vail and Jax want to hook up. James and Tom get into it because James is jealous of the lovely and extremely fucked up Kristen. And more!