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Vanderpump Rules Recap: PUMP’s First Gay Pride

December 15, 2014 by tamaratattles 104 Comments

Pump Rules Pride

Stassi is such a cuntsicle. Sorry for the lack of introductory commentary but MY GOD this woman is vile. She’s basically telling Katie to tell Schwartz to dump his friends for her, when Schwartz walks in with flowers and Stassi lays into him. I am thinking Katie should just nailgun Stassi to the wall at this point and be done with her. It’s not like anyone would come looking for her. Sorry that was harsh but good LORD.  Why doesn’ anyone want to be around Stassi?

Katie wants to go in on Schwartz for Jax screaming at her and saying vile things and for him not defending her. Stassi calls Katie a lesbian for dating Schwartz. I guess that makes Stassi the gay top in her relationship. I can’t imagine her man being anything but a little pussy boy. Who else would want to be with Stassi? Seriously? I can’t imagine a scenario where a man says, “Ya know what? I’d like to be emasculated and ridiculed by the chick….” Oh wait. I actually can. It’s all becoming clearer now. Nevermind..

Wait. They are at Stassi’s house? Why is Schwartz showing up at Stassi’s house to bring Katie flowers? I agree with the commenter from last week who said Schwartz is likely a trust fund baby that Katie doesn’t want to lose. Pump Rules Gay Pride

It’s GAY PRIDE AGAIN!  I am over Gay Pride. Not just on TV but in general. Believe me, I’ve been a faghag for decades. I mean no disrespect. But I think it is outdated. If other people still want to do “gay pride” by all means knock yourself out. But to me it seems like..1982 again. #SorryNotSorry

Lisa is hiring fresh pussy for SUR. I mean I think the usual suspects have cycled through each other numerous times and the boys need a new beard/sex partner etc… Holy Shit she graduated from Princeton. She’s beautiful and she wants to “hostess”  while trying to become an actress.  Even Lisa knows this will not end well.

Katie and Schwartz go to a fancy dinner (from the trust fund) both look gorgeous. I am so glad Katie is over the carrot top look. She looks amazing here. Katie wants Schwartz to dump his boyfriend. That is not going to happen Katie. At best you are dating a bisexual man. Deal with it.

PUMP is slammed for pride and totally effecting the customer count at SUR where things are DEAD. Jax goes down to PUMP to flirt with Schwartz.

Finally Crazy Ass Kristen with ridiculous eyelashes! She is making no sense as she goes after Ariana. This, ladies and gentleman is why I watch.  It’s hard for me to find someone more insane than me, and I’ve managed to do that in Kristen.

Stassi is SO JEALOUS of the new hostess who is prettier and smarter and from a wealthier family than she is. And she makes fun of them for working at SUR yet she somehow keeps showing up at SUR for free!  Because, Bravo Check just like the rest of them.. I can’t wait to see who this new girl Vail? Vayle? Veil? Got her job from. Because she is no “hostess.” I was a hostess once in my youth and totally confused by people slipping me a twenty to jump to the top of the list. I got fired from every restaurant job but one (where I walked out on my regular time when some bitch was trying to make me close so her friend could leave early, so I mean technically. Shut up.)  I think taking that twenty might have gotten me fired. I don’t recall. It was one in a long line of people who told me that I was not “service industry material” lol.  Really? I can’t imagine what you mean. Fetch me a Bloody Mary and we will talk.

How can you not love this level of delusion. Isn't that the point of these shows?
How can you not love this level of delusion. Isn’t that the point of these shows?

James is watching Kristen gussy herself up for yet another encounter with Tom at his apartment. James points out this is the third or fourth time she has going to gather her belongings from her time living with Tom. Apparently she lives with James now? Maybe? I dunno. This crazy bitch is always running a game.  James is already tired of her crazy. Schwartz is there to support Tom in his time of need. She is supposed to be picking up mail. Kristen is date ready. Tits out, hair did, flirty eyes.  Tom is not buying it. So she cries. Bravo, crazy Kristen. BRAVO!

Oh. NOES! Tom points out she fucked Jax on his couch while they were together. COUNTER ATTACK KRISTEN!  And she does… oh I remember those days too when you were a  good boyfriend…We had a SIX YEAR RELATIONSHIP!

Tom says he has to be stern with her, but he feels “slightly bad about that.”  Schwartz is really dumb. Fuckably, hot if he fucks chicks but DUMB. I’m going to need to know the specifics of the trust fund. It seems Katie already does.

Is it me or all of the starlet wannabes really fucking up with all the tattoos? Doesn’t that limit their roles?

It’s VAIL. and she is late. She is supposedly supposed to be doing flower arrangements with Lisa and the other owner. Because that is how Lisa spends her time, making table arrangements for SUR. #EYEROLL.  Then Vail starts talking about her substance abuse issues with Lisa because that is what people do. Oh sorry I am late. And well you know I have this long substance abuse history we did not discuss, but.. you know it’s no longer an issue.

I am  the QUEEN of over sharing with you guys here now. But that is because I don’t anticipate every having to work for an employer again. It’s very freeing to tell you all EVERYTHING. It’s free therapy!  But if I ever thought I was going to have to work for restaurant again  I would never blog here about the fact I’ve been fired from every waitressing job I ever had.. And would never walk into my new job late and say, oh sorry I am late, and did I mention I am an addict?

WTF?

Oh she was on Y&R for three years.  And is in drug addict in recovery. Lisa says to stay away from Jax. So they will fuck next episode.  She’s very pretty and that will take her far.

Stassi and Katie and the minion are making a cake for Peter. Peter does not deserve a cake or a birthday. I’m in a quarrel with Peter. I hate hot guys who pick cunts like Stassi or retards like Katie. I could be happy for him if he dated someone decent. But,  I am over Peter. He’s not even hot to me anymore.  Anyway the pretense is they are making him a cake and Stassi is a large piece of cunt luggage that has to be checked and is annoying to wait for in at the luggage pickup train.

Stassi once again tries to break up Jax and Schwartz. Never going to happen.

Next Week: Vail and Jax  want to hook up. James and Tom get into it because James is jealous of the lovely and extremely fucked up Kristen. And more!

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  1. Anastasia_Beave says

    December 15, 2014 at 10:19 pm

    I want a Tom and Kristen spinoff. Their interactions are why I keep watching. That and Schwartz’s face.
    Stassi is a horrible human being.
    That Va(iy)le is going to be fucking nuts. Like fake pregnancy nuts. Mark my words.

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    • Anastasia_Beave says

      December 15, 2014 at 10:25 pm

      And Stassi’s judgement of the new girl with, I thought she led an exciting life and now is just a hostess at SUR.
      Yeah. She wants to be on a hit tv show. Just like YOU, Stassi. It’s not like this girl just randomly stumbled into SUR and got a job.

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      • Micheal says

        December 16, 2014 at 1:59 am

        The fact they don’t mention that as well as their SUR cheque they get fame/opportunities and a Bravo cheque irritates me. In the first season didn’t Lisa mention that all the wannabe actors/actresses work at SUR hoping to ‘make it’. It isn’t just a crappy hospitality job like I once had.

        It reminds me of The Hills and how the girls could intern at Teen Vogue for free since MTV and their trust funds were paying their house and car payments. They were not struggling postgrad students working an internship like I once was.

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      • BH Wannabe says

        December 16, 2014 at 3:46 am

        Anastasia: yesssssss again!!!

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      • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

        December 16, 2014 at 5:28 pm

        SUR…S(STD) U(urgent R(rehab

        The most ridiculous group of humans (?) I have ever seen. Do people really act like that? In real life? Anywhere?

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    • BH Wannabe says

      December 16, 2014 at 3:45 am

      “Like fake pregnancy nuts.” Yesssssssss!!!

      Reply
  2. Ms.summer says

    December 15, 2014 at 10:25 pm

    Arghhhh! Stassi!!!! Being evil AND annoying is too much. I can’t even !! Yet lisa and even Andy seem to think this show NEEDS her pearls of shit, sorry I mean wisdom
    Between having to share a long flight sitting next to either Stassi or Phaerda, I’d choose , oh wait! Never mind

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  3. captain eel says

    December 15, 2014 at 10:43 pm

    Stassi is like the creepy graduate that comes back to hang around at the high school.

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    • Twilly says

      December 16, 2014 at 12:19 am

      OMG yes!!!

      Reply
    • Skeeter says

      December 16, 2014 at 3:16 am

      Good one! LOL!

      Reply
    • BH Wannabe says

      December 16, 2014 at 3:47 am

      Damn, you have been dead on lately! Love it!

      Reply
    • MK (@okmegk1) says

      December 16, 2014 at 9:16 am

      She’s going to be ordering pinot grigio’s at the bar in like 20 years, still reminiscing about when “she ran SUR” and complaining about Jax.

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      • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

        December 16, 2014 at 5:35 pm

        With Ramona and Sonja.

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      • MK (@okmegk1) says

        December 17, 2014 at 2:53 pm

        HA!

        Ramona: You think Jax is bad, let me tell you about Mario!
        Sonja: I used to be a Morgan! I used to have a yaht!
        Stassi: I used to be the HBIC at a restaurant in West Hollywood!

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        • Samantha says

          December 17, 2014 at 4:37 pm

          USED to be. We are talking about now & different people actually on t.v. we can comment on.

          Reply
  4. realityjunkie says

    December 15, 2014 at 11:01 pm

    I don’t know TT but all of a sudden I’m having the hots for Tom S in this episode. What’s happening to me!!

    Reply
    • BH Wannabe says

      December 16, 2014 at 3:47 am

      Um, ewwwwww.

      Reply
  5. SantaFeWay says

    December 15, 2014 at 11:02 pm

    I liked Katie at first but she’s as delusional as Kristen was about Sandoval if she thinks Schwartz plans to marry her. Stassi is wayyy too full of herself this season. She adds nothing. I have no idea why she’s even around. If it’s to stir up the shit, then she’s not earning her paycheck. The new Vail is sure to get herself deep in the muck, probably next week. She’s already doing interview segments so she’s got to have the sleaze factor coming.

    Tamara, don’t give up on Peter. He had one kissass scene with Stassi at that bar. He’s still more than fuckable…the best (and only real) man on this silly show. And I don’t want to see him with a girlfriend…he’s better off being the eligible bachelor-type. His gym time is not lost on me either. YUM!

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  6. Kitty Mamma says

    December 15, 2014 at 11:03 pm

    @ TT: Ha Ha!! Your recaps of VPR are hilarious! Poor Kristen is a wreck, but I can’t stop watching.

    @ Anastasia: I laughed at your Vail “fake pregnancy” post. Something might be a little bit off about that lady.

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  7. puravidacostarica2 says

    December 15, 2014 at 11:17 pm

    Check out the unicorn tattoo worn by Scheana. What’s up with the unicorn obsession? I can understand if you’re 13, but if you’re 30 or over, why, why, why???

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    • therealdeb says

      December 15, 2014 at 11:26 pm

      i think it was a spray on for gay pride… because all gays love unicorns… maybe.. and pink shit stuck on their eyelashes

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      • Micheal says

        December 16, 2014 at 2:13 am

        It’s a phallic symbol. 😀

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      • co_tvwatcher says

        January 14, 2015 at 7:46 am

        Yes we “gays” (aka LGBT) all love unicorns and pink anything….because unlike hetero’s all of us LGBT people are the same. Especially the L & G’s because unlike hetero’s who have varied interests and goals – the same thing that attracts us to the same gender is also tied to liking pink and unicorns. We all watch the same shows while eating and drinking the same things, usually at the same time even….its how we know we have found one of our own kind….

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    • hannahkingrose says

      December 16, 2014 at 12:45 am

      puravidacostarica2, I like unicorns too. I’m writing a children’s book about them. Maybe Scheana will buy my first book lmao. It will probably be on her reading level and then maybe she’ll recommend it to the rest of her friends.

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    • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

      December 16, 2014 at 5:40 pm

      Speaking of creepy Scheana…what does her weird husband do for a living? He has no personality and no looks. He must be rich or ambitious little Scheana wouldn’t be interested. He hardly ever talks and obviously doesn’t work out or hang out with the “boys club”.

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      • CottonCandy says

        December 18, 2014 at 1:33 am

        He’s a music producer (I think) and is producing all her “hits”

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    • Jeff says

      January 21, 2015 at 1:47 pm

      Well, unless she GOT it when she was 13…….then I guess there’s nothing she can do about it now! LOL

      Reply
  8. Angel(?) says

    December 15, 2014 at 11:17 pm

    I like Schwartz one week, then don’t the next. Then, it’s Monday again and I like him! I think he’s a lovable looser type guy. A cuddly puppy. I hope for Katy’s sake he does have a trust fund or she’ll be supporting him for the next 20 years while he finds himself.

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    • BKSweetheart says

      December 15, 2014 at 11:56 pm

      Yes I definitely see him being a future ‘stay at home dad’

      Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        December 16, 2014 at 12:07 am

        Some of you are asshole and we all need tax right offs at the end of the year….

        On Mon, Dec 15, 2014 at 11:56 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote: > >

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  9. Angel(?) says

    December 15, 2014 at 11:25 pm

    The whole Kristen going over to Tom’s again and again made me think that the best ending to this season would be: Arianna walking in and finding Kristen f_ _ king Tom on the finale episode. That would shake up everyone for the next season!

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    • therealdeb says

      December 15, 2014 at 11:28 pm

      or tom and arianna coming home and kristen being naked in their bed thinking she can get with him and not realizing they came home together… she is bat shit, way bat shit.

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      • Micheal says

        December 16, 2014 at 2:17 am

        No I have it. Arianna opening the bedroom door, Kristen sneaking through the bedroom window (because crazy doesn’t use doors) to both find Jax and Tom making love. That would be the best ending to this season.

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      • Angel(?) says

        December 16, 2014 at 6:27 am

        And the winner is …..Michea!

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  10. therealdeb says

    December 15, 2014 at 11:34 pm

    i agree, stassi is a cunt! she is so utterly unhappy that she wants to spread that shit all over the place. she cannot get over jax, she really can’t, that is why she keeps going all in on her hate for him. fine line between love and hate. vail is wackadoodle. she will be an issue and she will be fun to watch melt down. kristen is way nuts, like way, way. in a way i feel for james, he is fighting a losing battle for her love and affection. she should have changed her address months ago she just wants a reason to keep going over there.

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    • BH Wannabe says

      December 16, 2014 at 3:50 am

      Word.

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    • PixNTrix says

      December 16, 2014 at 11:53 am

      That storyline among others is why this has to be scripted. No one is that dumb…hmmmmmmm wait Porsha is but I don’t think Kristen is she is just kray kray.

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    • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

      December 16, 2014 at 5:45 pm

      Ariana isn’t normal either for letting Tom keep letting Kristen come over. She’s so passive it’s sad. She belongs with Shay. Her “I just don’t care and nothing bothers me” routine is weird. For six years Kristen led Tom around while both cheated so why is Ariana so confidant that Tom won’t mess with crazy Kristen again? Strange….

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      • Anastasia_Beave says

        December 16, 2014 at 7:03 pm

        Yeah I think Ariana is trying too hard to be the anti-Kristen. Tell Tom to take her bills/clothes/dvr to work. Done.

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      • BH Wannabe says

        December 18, 2014 at 6:34 am

        I think Ariana is in “I don’t care” mode because she’s okay dating a gay guy since it secured a spot for her on the show. Hello opening credits!

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  11. LBND says

    December 15, 2014 at 11:48 pm

    I’m sorry but James is HOT! And his apartment is so much nicer than all the others. Tom and katie share a studio…Jax has a studio as well. And in the date night scene, the romantic lighting was really accentuating Schwartz’s cave man brow bone..

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    • SantaFeWay says

      December 16, 2014 at 1:02 am

      Ummm…NO! James is not a universally hot guy. Personally, I find him physically icky. Maybe it’s me. I think he’s a nice person. But he’s so skinny. What is it with these CA men? They’re either muscle head gym rats or they’re skinny, pasty metros. Tom Sandoval is in transition. It seems Kristen liked the metro in Tom and James, but Ariana brings out the gym rat in Sandoval. I much prefer the gym rats! JMO

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      • Micheal says

        December 16, 2014 at 4:27 pm

        Jax prefers his boyfriends meaty. Tom is inclined to impress him. Allegedly!!! 😉

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    • BH Wannabe says

      December 16, 2014 at 3:52 am

      Ew, James the Muppet?

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    • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

      December 16, 2014 at 5:52 pm

      Isn’t James the son of some rich family who Lisa knows from Europe? I thought that Lisa once mentioned that James’ mother asked her to give him a job. He’s also a friend of Max, Lisa’s son.

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      • BH Wannabe says

        December 18, 2014 at 6:30 am

        James said their families were old friebds, but Lisa Saud she was introduced to James’s mother once and said “Hello” basically and Lisa doesn’t know why James says otherwise.

        I laughed at that. God, I needed our “old family friends” to hook me up busing tables!

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  12. angienc says

    December 15, 2014 at 11:49 pm

    The new “struggling actress/hostess” Vail is Vail Bloom — she used to be a brunette and played the original adult Heather Stevens on The Young & the Restless — Paul’s daughter with April. I recognized her from the mole on her lip — plus, I hated her character (she was an assistant DA).

    *Yes, I have a Y&R addiction.

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    • Urethra Franklin says

      December 16, 2014 at 12:46 am

      TY for posting this so I didn’t have to. Fellow Y&R addict here too. So now Bravo has TWO Y&R actors on their payroll?

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      • angienc says

        December 16, 2014 at 1:55 am

        YW.
        And while I hate to put the drab Heather Stevens in the same category as the phenomenal Ashley Abbott, yes, Bravo has 2 Y&R actresses, plus one from Melrose Place (another addiction — thank goodness night time soaps eventually end, or I’d still be watching it too).
        I wonder if Andy is friends with Eva Longoria IRL — I know she’s been on WWHL — and that created the Y&R connection (remember her as psycho Isabella before she went big time with Desperate Housewives? lol).

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      • Urethra Franklin says

        December 16, 2014 at 12:48 pm

        Psycho Isabella was everything! Makes me miss psycho Phyllis from the 90’s.

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      • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

        December 16, 2014 at 5:54 pm

        Sad what’s become of Soaps that these actors have to lower themselves to Bravo fame.

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    • Beth says

      December 16, 2014 at 7:56 am

      It will be fun to watch is Stassi trying to compete with Vail. Vail is an actress that has a decent resume of acting roles where she ACTED! Stassi has nothing other than playing herself. If you take a peek at both of their offical photos on IMBD Vail looks professional and Stassi looks like a porn star.

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      • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

        December 16, 2014 at 5:57 pm

        Both my husband and my daughter are veterans of Soaps (General Hospital and Santa Barbara) and neither of them would appear on a reality show. I wonder what’s up with Lisa Rinna, Eileen Davidson and now this Vail person? Soap actors really work long, hard hours and have to memorize scripts every single day and night. This is a real come down.

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        • tamaratattles says

          December 16, 2014 at 7:26 pm

          ​Much better pay, no lines to remember. Easy choice.

          Santa Barbara was the weirdest soap every on TV. I watched every episode. Please tell me yu are Married to CRUZ! lol.

          On Tue, Dec 16, 2014 at 5:57 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote: > >

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  13. kk bella says

    December 15, 2014 at 11:52 pm

    There is no earthy masculinity in any of the males on this show. If you “like” any of them, this is your feminine side talking, looking for a friend. Ignore the conflicted feelings you may have. These LA milk toast beings could not change a tire, or do much more than help you pick patio furniture-if it is delivered and set up. I prefer “hot” as in the Outlander series male. (Check it out on starz!) Oh, and the young females here are no better. Over the LA girl with debt, no longevity and shallow goals.

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    • Maisey says

      December 16, 2014 at 2:29 am

      Oh hell….there is more “earthy masculinity” in Stassi’s left foot than all these guys put together. I have never seen such a collection of skinny, overly waxed, knit hat wearing, emotional little pusses like these boy-men. There is not one who is the least bit appealing.

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      • BH Wannabe says

        December 16, 2014 at 3:54 am

        Thank you, kk Bella and Maisey. Thank you.

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      • kk bella says

        December 16, 2014 at 11:31 pm

        Not gonna look at a guy that waxes his brows! God almighty, I have heart palpitations just thinking about that waste of energy. (uni brow excepted) Other exception: my husband, getting older and slightly hairy, who needs to pluck or trim those “andy rooney” strays on a regular basis. Clean is SEXY, a primped, over groomed guy rotting in Armani or Polo cologne can stay in his bathroom…

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        • tamaratattles says

          December 17, 2014 at 1:18 am

          ​THEY WENT TO A THREADED!

          On Tue, Dec 16, 2014 at 11:31 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote: > >

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    • Princess ConsuelaBananaHammock says

      December 16, 2014 at 11:05 am

      I am in total agreement with bella. These are the sorriest excuses for men I have ever witnessed.

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    • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

      December 16, 2014 at 5:59 pm

      Agreed. They are all way too feminine and they gossip like little teenaged girls. Schwartz allowing Jax to talk to his girlfriend that way was beyond disgusting. I would have kicked him to the curb. Peter is also girlish at times and is way to into the girl talk.

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  14. LookersMissesMelissa says

    December 16, 2014 at 12:13 am

    Tamara!! I’m the commenter who wrote (last week) that Tom Schwartz HAS TO BE a trust fund baby & that is the reason Katie is holding on to him for dear life.
    (I see trust fund baby ALL over him… in his behavior, appearance, attitude, even mannerisms down to the way he sits lol) …and the fact that you agree & see it now maybe because you read what I wrote and saw the tell take signs as well is huge!!
    I may come off a wee bit “fan girly” right now but whatever…I’m psyched. I love your blog, your recaps & agree with you on so many things that you post, so it’s cool to feel like I made a contribution.

    Love this recap as well, totally on point as usual. Stassi is a BEAST people, honestly I don’t know how anyone dates her, is friends with her or even associates with her. I can’t stand the way she gloats & saunters around thinking that she’s Gods gift to the world. Why?!? Because her drunken stupid parents tell her she is. She’s just average. In looks & style she is JUST average. Someone tell me again why or how she’s a STYLIST when she barely dresses herself well?? Her personality & attitude is the SHITS, which brings all the rest down anyway…so when I look at Stassi, I see a VERY ugly girl. Her cold ugly heart trumps anything on the outside.

    Scheana is actually the only attractive girl on this show. She’s always been the prettiest & I believe that’s the ONLY reason why all those stupid girls hated her the entire 1st season (and most of the 2nd as well) and Stassi will NEVR be able to like Scheana because she is way too pretty for Stassi to handle. You see, Stassi is “that girl”…that witch who makes sure that she is “the prettiest” of her squad. She really never IS but she thinks she is.

    Did Krazy Kristen REALLY tell Arianne that she has her old life?!? Bahaha then did she (Krazy) REALLY tell her (Arianne) to “just relax” and that she doesn’t need her to be “RIGHT THERE” (meaning sitting next to her boyfriend, Tom, like most girlfriends do) when she (Krazy) “needs to go see Tom to discuss the bills”
    Krazy Kristen is by far the most entertainment this show has ever & will EVER see!!! I just can’t envision where or when Lisa can ever hope to find someone who will consistently be as psychotic as this girl. She is RATINGS GOLD I tell you…and Mrs. Vanderpump knows EXACTLY why she “keeps giving her chances” like she pretended to ask in an “exasperated” tone to Ken last week. As IF she doesn’t know why. Btch please.

    The new girl (Vail?) is very attractive. Stassi is so jealous she can taste it, just like she’s jealous of Scheana. Ugly Stassi strikes again. It was almost too much for her to handle to have them
    BOTH sit at the table with her…Stassi is one of the most transparent people on television.

    James is a TOOL. The scene where Kristen was dolling herself up in the mirror for HOURS just to go see her ex bf while complaining about her ex boyfriends “shadow” always being around when she goes over literally gave me the CHILLS. It’s SIX MONTHS later and Krazy Kristen’s mail is STILL GOING THERE. And she’s COMPLAINING again that Schwartz is there!!! Krazy wants Tom all to herself. Tom also notices how hard Krazy Kristen tries to “look good” when she visits…then she “mistakenly” CALLS HIM BABE…
    Dear God…
    Dead
    I’m dead on the floor
    Hahahahaaaaaaa
    Krazy Kristen. Wow. Just wow!!
    I don’t think I would ever watch this show again if Kristen left. I love watching her and never knowing what she is capable next. The rest of them are SO L.A. and predictable. Kristen is not like them hahaha!

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    • MK (@okmegk1) says

      December 16, 2014 at 12:41 pm

      When you break up with crazy people, they will cling to any excuse to keep popping up. I need my cable box! I need my mail! Up next, Kristen will likely demand all of her clothes back. That Tom is still wearing. Because he wears ladies clothes. Maybe that long sweater from the first episode this season was hers? I’m sure next week, we’ll be treated to her showing up to retrieve it in lingerie.

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      • tamaratattles says

        December 16, 2014 at 1:45 pm

        Actually, the sweater was Ariana’s. I’m not kidding.​

        On Tue, Dec 16, 2014 at 12:41 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote: > >

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      • Anastasia_Beave says

        December 16, 2014 at 2:31 pm

        Haha. Lingerie or a bikini are the only logical next steps in pop-in Kristen attire. Or a wedding dress.

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      • MK (@okmegk1) says

        December 17, 2014 at 2:51 pm

        OMG I WAS JOKING. Good lord. That makes me think of the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall where Russel Brand’s character is all decked out in a fishnet top and asks to borrow Kristen Bell’s eyeliner while they are getting ready. How is Arianna cool with this!?

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  15. BH Wannabe says

    December 16, 2014 at 3:56 am

    Simple question: why is Stassi on this show?

    I know what is motivating her, but what does she bring to the show?

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    • Angel(?) says

      December 16, 2014 at 6:52 am

      Personally, I don’t know why Stassi is waiting time trying to be a “stylist” or fronting for a jewelry designer, or even being on this show. She should be focusing on her true life’s calling . . .DOMINATRIX EXTRAORDINAIRE!

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  16. Zoemonster2 says

    December 16, 2014 at 7:46 am

    wth would someone want to marry a man whose passion is meeting another man to GO-CART. Emotional IQ level is??? lol

    I do wish an Internet sleuth would do an investigative piece on Katie and Jax’s Tom. He’s definitely a rich kid. I’m Oldern dirt and didn’t discover much– he went to college in FL– dad sells real estate in Oregon ???

    The new girl- vail. Good match for Jax- both are ancient for F&B (or look too aged– ridden hard and hung up wet)

    Stassi– weird to keep around on VPR- but she carries herself well. I like her mani and pedi too.

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  17. Samantha says

    December 16, 2014 at 8:30 am

    I think when this show comes to an end Stassi won’t be around anymore. She’s always been vile. I have never warmed up to her. She has absolutely no story line here andcdoesn’t belong. I’m glad they finally brought someone on that gets under her skin. Bet yo won’t see Stassi slap his one!!

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    • nyjoey says

      December 16, 2014 at 10:14 pm

      You are probably right and after seeing Kristen kick ass in her work out, I’m surprised that she didn’t kick Stassi’s ass after being slapped.

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  18. Cyndy says

    December 16, 2014 at 8:33 am

    Stassi seems to be talking herself into a corner. A very lonely corner . . . . .

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  19. MK (@okmegk1) says

    December 16, 2014 at 9:20 am

    I just want to know if I’m the only one concerned that Kristen is going to snap and straight up murder Tom and/or Arianna. No? Just me?

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    • Angel(?) says

      December 16, 2014 at 9:59 am

      Jodi Jr.!

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      • Samantha says

        December 16, 2014 at 11:40 am

        Nah..I don’t think so. I believe if that wasn’t going on VR wouldn’t be on Bravo. Then there would be no storyline. Have to have “that drama!” But would be more interesting if things started happening in a mild manner way towards that. Hmmm…I’m still awaiting the new hostess FINALLY putting Stassi in her place, once and for all! More family money, Jax’s attention and working at SUR , only has to get worse for STASSI (hopefully)

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    • Riley says

      December 16, 2014 at 12:40 pm

      MK…OMG ! The way Kristen tries to stay involved with Tom (going for mail, questioning his present girlfriend ) is considered stalking………so who does that remind you of ? Could be heading down the Jodi path !!

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  20. breelee says

    December 16, 2014 at 10:40 am

    Kristen to James, “hope I don’t have a nip slip”. Kristen leans waaaaay over to check in mail bag that’s at waist height, hoping for nip slip in front of Tom. lmbo Tom keeps mentioning how Kristen dressed to the nines: Kristen will take that to mean he stills wants her and she turned him on.

    Arianna has the patience of a saint, putting up with Kristen telling her not to be at Tom’s when she goes over. I would have been there naked and laughing at her cheap attempts to get Tom back.

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    • BH Wannabe says

      December 18, 2014 at 6:47 am

      For real!!!

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  21. drew says

    December 16, 2014 at 10:47 am

    I have theory… On imdb under cast Katie is listed as “himself/herself”…. Pretty sure this explains her relationship with Tom entirely

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  22. Riley says

    December 16, 2014 at 12:44 pm

    I am sorry but James looks like a 15 year old to me. An acts like one when dealing with Kristen.

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  23. Jessica says

    December 16, 2014 at 1:44 pm

    Stassi is horrible. Why does she care so much about everyone’s relationship? It is just bizarre. And Katie…I can’t with her. She wants Jax out of Tom S life but thinks it’s ok for Stassi to interject into her relationship? And why does Stassi keep going to Sur? I don’t think I’ve ever gone and hung out at a former place of employment that I hated being at. Kristen…bat shit crazy. These people are all so high school.

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  24. Anastasia_Beave says

    December 16, 2014 at 1:59 pm

    I feel for Sandoval- to an extent. I know what it’s like to be trapped in a relationship and then when someone finally makes a move you still feel trapped by an niw an obsessed ex. But, my real life story ended with me getting a new job, phone number, apartment, etc. Not continuing to work and bar hop with my still in love, nutso ex.

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    • Samantha says

      December 16, 2014 at 2:15 pm

      I totally agree ! If you REALLY want to be rid of someone, you distance yourself by changing of phone # address etc. And if that doesn’t work, a restraining order will. However these people obvuousky like the limelite,attention and pycheck Bravo gives them. They are young and stupid. After the Bar life they will see what its like to be an ADULT. We will see these people on that show “Dumbest..” Whatever its called …where Tonya Harding etc are on. Then come back to this site for TT to tell you what each and everyone of them have done illegally or how they are a has-been t.v. reality person.

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  25. Jane Tucker says

    December 16, 2014 at 2:14 pm

    This show is the reason why the word “literally” now means both “literally” and its opposite. In other words, there is no word that means “literally” any more (as Leona points out on The Newsroom) and Vanderpump Rules is entirely to blame. I hate you people for this.

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    • Samantha says

      December 16, 2014 at 2:31 pm

      Hey TT ? Off he subject but do you remember Stuart Brooke from the Y&R ? Let me know. True Story . only since Y & R has been mentioned recently.

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      • tamaratattles says

        December 16, 2014 at 2:36 pm

        Never watched y&R even though a not really relative was on it for years.​

        On Tue, Dec 16, 2014 at 2:31 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote: > >

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        • Samantha says

          December 16, 2014 at 3:03 pm

          Oh was just curious …Stuart..played by Robert Colbert is a close friend of mine. Obviously retired now.

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      • BH Wannabe says

        December 18, 2014 at 6:54 am

        Huh?

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    • Micheal says

      December 16, 2014 at 8:48 pm

      That wad such a great episode of The Newsroom. It is so sad that shows like that are cancelled and yet Vanderpump Rules get renewed. Fml.

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  26. James says

    December 16, 2014 at 3:11 pm

    I don’t even believe schwartz is straight. put money down he is in love with Jax.

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  27. spring2 says

    December 16, 2014 at 3:56 pm

    Schwarz says “I dont know why I cant stay mad a jax, like a puppy you give them a little slap on the ass and move on”(thats a bit telling I’d say)

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    • Katherine says

      December 16, 2014 at 4:18 pm

      “I wish I knew how to quit you.”

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    • Micheal says

      December 16, 2014 at 4:30 pm

      Telling and kinky.

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  28. melissa9195 says

    December 16, 2014 at 5:02 pm

    Lmao this was the ( bar none ) best blog I think I have ever read!!!! On point 100% . Thank you for simply being honest.

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  29. iamrealitytvlover (@babstheshopper) says

    December 16, 2014 at 6:04 pm

    Vail played the role of Heather Stevens, Paul William’s estranged daughter for 3 years. She had her heart broken by Adam Newman. If I recall, she was nominated for an Emmy while playing this role and was actually a very good actress. I think they had 3 people play the role of Heather and Vail was the best one.

    ………going back to my cave now.

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    • msshelby123 says

      December 16, 2014 at 7:57 pm

      Ahhh thanks for the reminder I was racking my brain trying to remember who she was on y&r.. What a fall from soaps to reality show

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  30. msshelby123 says

    December 16, 2014 at 7:55 pm

    Ugh! stassi I still can’t stand this chick and I wish she had stayed in New York and Kristen is seriously fucked in the head I’d I were Ariana I would punch her every single time I saw her. I am still trying to figure out what is in the water at SUR.. Screwy bunch is an understatement

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    • BH Wannabe says

      December 18, 2014 at 6:59 am

      You mean you wish Stassi “stayed in New York” with her “boyfriend”‘.
      Bullshit, Stassi!

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  31. Xanadude says

    December 16, 2014 at 8:02 pm

    Now I’m just waiting for the perfect opportunity to call someone “a piece of cunt luggage.”

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 17, 2014 at 1:17 am

      did I really say that? It is pretty classic. But I have no recollection. ​

      On Tue, Dec 16, 2014 at 8:02 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote: > >

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  32. janagoodwin9 says

    December 16, 2014 at 8:39 pm

    How does an actress go from being nominated for a Daytime Emmy to flirting with a walking, talking genital wart like Jax on a reality show?

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    • Micheal says

      December 16, 2014 at 8:46 pm

      Bravo pay cheque.

      Reply
  33. elene11 says

    December 17, 2014 at 11:01 pm

    I get really annoyed at LVP ass-kissing the gay community with this b.s. myself. As a gay person. It is about money for her. I guess it’s her way of staying in tight with AC but I find myself so annoyed by it. When I saw the photo on this post I checked the date because I thought ‘how did I manage to go back a whole year on here without knowing it’ I literally thought this was last year’s gay pride post. Then when I realized it I was like ‘not this shit again’. I will always love gay pride but I don’t need it brought to me courtesy of LVP or whoever. That said this show is a really enjoyable train wreck. It is what Below Deck could have been if they hadn’t fucked it up. I guess there is something to be said about shows with people who work for a living. I don’t watch it on the regular night but I do catch the reruns and it makes me squirm with pleasure at all the organic dysfunction. The sociopaths on this show are obvious, not closeted like she who shall not be named, the hag of Ohana. That makes it more bearable.

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  34. Pam says

    December 18, 2014 at 4:15 am

    Is it wrong that I wish these hoes got paid more?? lol I read the ratings were higher than RHBH? And that their wages were kept extremely lower to keep them “working class”…I almost threw up in my mouth after reading that part. lol I don’t like them or watch them but …they need #PAID for acting fools..nene gets #PAID hello #callingbravo

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