Well, it seems they finally found someone to be on WWHL tonight with Porsha Williams. That unfortunate seat goes to Laverne Cox from Orange is the new black.
First of all, Porsha’s boobs look so much better. They seem to have finally settled and are no longer up around her neck. I love Porsha’s tan dress. It is slit up to her armpit on one side, but she manages to pull it off. I also take back every nice thing I said about her hair on RHOA because Lord have mercy what is that thing on her head? It looks to me like she has shave her whole head a plonked a wig on it only the wig is set about two inches behind her hairline. You can’t tell it in the picture really but the right side she has hair swooping down over her face but on the left side… I mean what is that?
We begin talking about the fact that Sharon has passed. Porsha says she got to know her when she was in Kandi’s play. Porsha talks about her in the present tense.
They talk about Cynthia. Porsha makes no sense. Laverne says that it seems that Peter influences Cynthia’s opinions on Nene. Imagine that a wife who listens to her husband and values his opinion rather than emasculating him on TV.
Questions:
Are you seeing anyone and is it true you have a sugar daddy? Also known as, everyone is talking about your whoring yourself out, what do you have to say for yourself? Porsha says she is seeing someone but not a sugar daddy. Then she says she has not met the person she is seeing yet. But he is her next client um boyfriend. ANDY ACTUALLY FOLLOWS UP! IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! He asks about her “African Big Poppa.” Porsha can’t even keep her eyes open when she lies. There is no “big poppa” there is no sugar daddy anywhere. (well not any more.) She says if there is an African prince who would like to come sweep her off her feet that would be nice.
Andy points out that at the dinner from hell, everyone was trying to mend fences but she made no effort to apologize to Kenya. (who is this Andrew who asks all the right questions?) Porsha said that this was the first time she had seen Kenya and she really didn’t know how to approach it but as the season goes on they let their friends come in and…. she stops herself. NOT CLAUDIA. I didn’t know her or trust her! (Oh the jealousy is real.) She says that later on Nene tries to mediate the situation. Oh I am sure THAT will go well. Porsha launches into her dealing with “a bully” and moving past it and becoming a better person speech. Do you think it physically hurts to be as stupid as Porsha? I guess not. The dumbest people always seem to be the happiest. Ignorance really is bliss, I suppose.
Sidenote: Porsha keeps saying how unbothered she is because she is so busy. She mentions her new lingerie line in passing and Andy doesn’t take the bait. Word on the curb is that David Tutera did her “lingerie launch” just the night before last in Atlanta and no one showed up and Porsha was characteristically, extremely late. The only Bravo people who were there were those folks from Married to Medicine (is that still a show?). One of them is apparently a “designer” now too and Porsha wore something she made. It was a mullet style dress slutty in the front and long in the back, and appeared to have been made from hefty bags. It would not surprise me if this episode never makes it to air. You heard that here first. It was VERY disappointing from a production standpoint. The only people who showed up were people who were looking for their own publicity. I heard the entire thing was extremely unorganized, and the word “ghetto” was used by more than one attendee. And those were people Porsha invited. #TEA
Why did you refuse to apologize to Cynthia for being an hour late to their lunch? Porsha says she did but Cynthia was just so ready to pounce on her so she couldn’t win. Andy said that she seemed very cavalier (um Andy, you need to dumb it down for Porsha) about being late. Porsha said she had too because she was trying to take her down. Laverne says,”Why were you an hour late?” I’m starting to love Laverne! Porsha says she lives in Duluth (where Nene lives, it’s the sticks full of cheap McMansions) and that she had to tape extra for Dish Nation that day so she was just running late. She was going to text her but she thought, “just let me hurry up and get there.” This is all a lie. And even if it were true, which it is not, the very first words out of her mouth should have been, “I AM SO SORRY I AM LATE.” By the way the fact that she lives in Duluth has nothing to do with “taping extra for Dish Nation” If she were taping Dish Nation she would be camera ready and ALREADY DOWN TOWN.
The show a sneak peek of Apollo showing up at the Bar One opening in Charlotte (I think). Apollo says he comes in peace but he can change modes real quick. He wants to talk to her. She says they can talk at home, but he just changes clothes and goes out to the club. (true). He bear hugs here and tells her he loves her even if she doesn’t love him.
Porsha says that is sad. Laverne clutches her pearls she is not wearing. OMG! As soon as I unpaused Laverne just said, “I am clutching my pearls that are not there!” We’re twinsies me and Laverne. Actually, I think Laverne has a real twin already. 🙁
When was the last time you spoke to Kordell? She hasn’t seen him at all which means that the scenes next week are not from the Charlotte Bar One… Must be something that happened in Atlanta. She didn’t see him when she signed the papers and never saw him during or after the divorce.
Do you feel bad about how you treated Kenya? She says at what point, the fight? There was no fight honey, there was an assault where your victim chose not to engage and beat you bloody on national television. The caller says …well that and the fact that everyone treated her like shit because of lies Apollo told. Porsha says Oh, you mean like apologizing to her (Andy says, yeah…) She says oh well this is my thing. I never attack anyone unless they have attacked me. She says the situation that happened at the reunion? Absolutely, I regret “that happened” and “I acknowledge it.” “As for the situation of me calling her a whore, I call it kind of as I see it.” Andy has a reaction of “woah..” The audience had a reaction as well. Andy stops and says did he cut her off? She says she wanted keep it sweet. She says she is in a good place now and hopes Kenya is too.
The game is Wig, Weave or Weal. First up was Kenya. Porsha says WEAVE! Laverne says Weal. Porsha tries to argue with both Andy and Laverne and Laverne points out you yanked it and dragged her across the floor and nary a weave was in your hand.
The Mazel was for Vicki Gunvalson’s tweet showing her Bravo present of some headphones that showed her nekkid boobs. AND THE SHOWED THE DELETED PHOTO! #Shade
Of course Peter influences Cynthia’s friendships! He’s her husband and contrary to popular belief, Nene is not the “crown jewel” of peace, love and understanding. I wouldn’t trade a minute of my marriage for a friendship with Nene Leakes!
Me either. Does Nene ever listen to herself? She says she does not understand why her friendship soured with Cynthia after all seemed well. Did it occur to her that repeating that negative attack on Peter in her talking head cancelled out her so-called apology. Then she turns around and does the same thing tonight in her confessional – saying the opposite of what she said in her one on one with Cynthia. I was really disgusted with Cynthia being so open to mending fences. She obviously needs Peter to be her backbone because she couldn’t have been as truly done with Nene as she claims, to be so ready to go back to being friends with her, after all was said and done. That was sort of pathetic. She should have figured out Nene by now and be ready to move on herself. Nene, despite her claims, is not her friend. Nene does not respect her or value her. What Nene did not expect was for her puppet to rebel from all her ill treatment. That’s what shocked Nene. Greg and everybody else around Nene swallows her crap. She does not like people who call her out for what she is. Can we say Marlo?
Dear Rhosy,
We are all cunts. Cynthia is one of those rare unicorns called “a nice person.” I get it. It is hard to understand. But there are apparently still some nice people out there.
xoxo,
tt
On Sun, Dec 14, 2014 at 11:13 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote: > >
I totally agree with Rhosy and Cindy.
I think Cynthia sees the good in people, even when they’re bad to her.
Cynthia was a cunt when she conspired with Nene, Chris and Natalie. Cynthia has been a little messy in past seasons. I am not seeing this classy Cynthia, I am seeing an opportunist who will ride coattails of people while they spit in her face, if it benefits her. She does not get the class credit from me when her husband had to put his foot down when he was disrespected by Nene. Cynthia would have still been Nene’s friend if Peter would not have insisted that Cynthia drop the middle school girl act and woman up. That I agree with Nene on. That is not class, that is weakness. Cynthia fools alot of people, she has always been a little shady to me on the sneak tip. She will roll with anyone and marry anyone to get that fame. Cynthia is as thirsty as the rest of the cast, open your eyes.
If my husband said this friend of yours is negatively affecting our marriage, and it was just some colleague, I’d be OUT.
They act like it was a sisterhood… but I have a hard time believing that.
On Sun, Dec 14, 2014 at 10:52 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote: > >
Even nene has referred to all the cast members as coworkers and said she only sees them during taping. Why would Cynthia trade in her marriage for a coworker…..even worse a coworker who is nene at that
Do you think they were more than just friends? Maybe Nene’s really squeamish about sex only when it comes to men.
They’ve both said that they were real friends outside of the show. They traveled together and spent holidays together. Cynthia was 1of Nene’s “bri-maids” and Peter was a groomsmen in the wedding. If you guys recall Peter and Nene fought during Cynthia’s first season because of how much they talked on the phone. They have both admitted that Nene gave Cynthia and Peter money when they could not afford to pay all of the vendors for their wedding. I believe their friendship was genuine but Nene’s big mouth ruined it. Peter is a douche but between Nene, Mallory, and Cynthia’s mom; he’s taken a lot of crap.
I heard when NeNe and Kim were on WWHL, NeNe said she used to speak on the phone with Cynthia at least seven times a day and they hung out together regularly and on holidays-Their relationship was ongoing as opposed to her relationship with Kim, whom she saw only when filming.
TT, love your blog! I read it everyday but don’t comment as often as before….your sarcasm makes my day, lol. I am getting my CAGS right now and am in the middle of writing a paper, but just needed to give you props for a great blog. My first choice to read…..
Thanks! Good luck with your CAGS! What is your area of study?
My masters is mod special needs, up through grade 9. My CAGS in mod special needs 5-12.
I’ve read several times you were a teacher, too. Love the sisterhood!
I’ve got a lot of respect for those still fighting the good fight. 🙂
On Mon, Dec 15, 2014 at 12:03 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote: > >
Andy was very shady, so was Laverne . They kept they kept making faces at her
I was trying to say they kept making faces at her when she would gloat about attacking Kenya. She didn’t even realize it poor baby. Not everyone condones violence. She really enjoys talking about that hair pull
One might think you’d STFU, and even more, not gloat about assaulting someone, especially in a case that has not yet been legally resolved.
This, however, would require Porsha to THINK! (Not her strong point.)
Oooh, I can’t wait to watch! I kind of felt sorry for Laverne having to go on with Porsha…
Well they had NO ONE until like the day before. They probably offered to pay her (which is not customary) to get her to do it. 🙂
On Mon, Dec 15, 2014 at 4:33 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote: > >
Laverne is hilarious! She threw so much shade at Porsha even I didn’t catch all of it until I read your recap.
Porsha is just,..ugh..I lived for Kenya tweeting Goodnight as soon as WWHL Came on.
And the event next week is a premiere Party for Demetria’s single or music video. There were some pics online, I’m not sure from where.
If I didn’t love her before, I fell in love last night. Queen of Shade, I basked in it.
Tamara Laverne does have a male twin. He playede in OTNB as her male counter part during flash back scenes.
If I have EVER seen any person on any show who is as dumb as Porsha..I have blocked it from my memory. The awful thing is that she is so clueless re. her stupidity! Surely she has watched at least one episode of the show. My God…doesn’t she have at least one friend or family member kind enough to point out to her that she should be embarrassed. She’s even stupid during her ‘conflict’ scenes! It’s really sort of pitiful.
I nominate Lynn from O.C. Housewives as dumbest housewife ever. Because while Porsha couldn’t compete with a bag of rocks, she, unlike Lynn, has not yet procreated. God watches over babies and fools.
Oh, yeah, Lynn was dumb. But I don’t think she was as dumb & evil as Porsha. Ok evil is a strong word but you know what I mean…
Lynn was below average intelligence, but she sort of recognized it. She TRIED to have some sense in some areas and was aware of her limitations…
On Mon, Dec 15, 2014 at 4:34 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote: > >
I think lynn was smart enough to know she was dumb, unlike Porsha.
Exactly. I should have read farther down. 🙂
On Mon, Dec 15, 2014 at 7:06 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote: > >
I have no words, I wish I were dumb too so that I could be happy everyday
Porscha is the Kelly Bundy of the housewives franchise! ;). Like kelly , she is unaware of how own stupidity (and alleged slutiness) and just thinks she’s ‘popular’. She sometimes says things and kinda looks around as is there’s an invisible audience who will applaud
It’s actually kinda tragic to watch
I never thought people like Kelly Bundy really existed until I saw Porsha.
The mind wobbles…
When, When, when did it become possible for two people who have NEVER met to be dating? And now Porsha thinks she’s someones girlfriend?
Truly Delusional. Sad. I guess if she’s walking with someone and steps over a stick or toothpick she’ll announce she got married.
Kenya was right. Porsha is the dumbest Ho. Watch her get Catfished.
Girl keep dreaming. Porsha is not a complete package and she’s not attempting to improve herself. She’s the type of woman who will always be looking for something better and not realizing she doesn’t have any credentials. Kenya may have issues, but she can overcome them with the right man. Rejection is difficult to digest from a parent. An understanding man will recognize this and offer patience, unconditional love, and protection.
By the way, tell me why Kenya is a whore?
Yes that whore comment was rich coming for Porsha who, if even half the rumors about her are true, fits the definition of the word much better. Looks to me like she was quoting Phaedra, her other puppet master besides Nene, without regard for how stupid it makes her look to be on national TV calling another woman a whore with no proof. I am glad Andy had the sense to shut that down. At least, Phaedra thought she had a good reason for calling Kenya a whore. Other than hate and envy, Porsha does not.
What took up the time in Cynthia’s one sided “friendship” with NeNe was the amount of time the two spent on the phone EVERY DAY in MULTIPLE phone calls.
It’s painful to watch someone as dumb as Porsha. I mean, she’s a special kind of stupid. I was really hoping that she wouldn’t be on RHOA this season.
OMG!!!! “… I mean, she’s a special kind of stupid …”
Brava, LetItGoGirl Says! Brava!
Just 8 words, and you so completely captured who Porsha is. Well done!
No. It doesn’t. Stupidity is like death. The dead person doesn’t know he/she is dead – it’s the others around him who suffer. For the stupid, it’s the same thing.
Too true. kind of brilliant.
Dear Lord, “…Stupidity is like death. The dead person doesn’t know he/she is dead – it’s the others around him who suffer…” Brilliant, @angienc, and so true, especially as it applies to Porsha.
Porsha is stupid enough to possibly cause somebody, perhaps a frustrated soul, to become suicidal. We’ve heard that people become so frustrated and hopeless, they say “Just shoot me!”
Porsha is just one of those “special” creatures (whatever she is), who has a knack (curse, whatever) to cause someone to run away in an apparent effort to preserve oneself.
Angie, that was profound. And made me lol.
I so BADLY wanted Laverne to tug & straighten out Porsha’s crooked wig. It was velcroed too far back exposing about an inch of her edges.
Well, I guess I will be the only one sticking up for Porsha tonight. hehe She spices up the show and obviously she must be adding something to her other job because she’s still there. If you can collect a paycheck and yet be all the things that are thrown at you, go for it why change anything. There are plenty of unemployed, smart, intelligent people who would probalby love to have a part-time job and fulltime job even if they get slammed for not being smart. I tend to find some redeeming quality in every person if possible. I’m not one to jump on the bandwagon because I am like Cynthia one of those “rare” nice people too. I like seeing Cynthia and Nene patch up their friendship if possible as long as it does not affect their relationships at home.
I didn’t bother watching because…Porsha. I read Tamaras review instead because I figured if would be much more entertaining & obviously, IT WAS.
Porsha hunny, just because you are INSISTING that Kenya’s hair is a weave doesn’t mean anyone will believe it. Why would anyone take YOUR word on anything Kenya related? Youre a hater.
Did she REALLY sit there and argue with a highly acclaimed actress from a super successful show & the man who gets to decide her future with the only paycheck she doesn’t have to be on her knees to earn over Kenya’s HAIR?? Really?? She’s so effin stupid. It would appear that she is sticking to her whole “unbothered by eveything because I’m just SOOO busy ‘working'” bullshit act. It’s probably the only thing her pea brain can memorize right now so we can’t expect her to properly answer any other questions or speak on any subjects or issues with the other ladies.
ANDY COHEN WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO FIRE THIS BUFFOON ALREADY??? He fired Joyce from Beverly Hills but not Porsha???? At least Joyce was an actual housewife with an actual career & past accomplishments. Wtf has Porsha actually contributed to her own life, family or the world?!? Truly a waste of oxygen…not that she is getting enough to the brain
Porsha’s outfit was amazingly similar to the outfit worn by Kenya for the Sheen magazine cover.
Oh she’s always swf’ing Kenya. Sooooo transparent how jealous she is.
Just watching this am. Laverne Cox cut Porshe to bits with those eyes. She and Andy were on the same page.
My mind literally boggles over Porsha. However I have come to the understanding that she is not stupid ( we can fix stupid) she is utterly and unrepentantly ignorant. There is no fixing that! She sits there and gloats/quasi admits to attacking another woman on national TV, her ” I just had to get my aggression out” quote while the lawsuit against her is still very real and pending… then she imitates phaedra with her ” i do like some sugar now and them… remember Phaedra on the ellen show,… i love some chocolate now and then, both of them subconciously admitting that the rumours about them are true. Calls and keeps calling Kenya a whore for no reason, when its all projection ( allegedly). Her mom must be very very proud to raise a daughter like Porsha… though I have a feeling that that apple didnt roll too far from its tree.
PS did anyone else hear how Andy shadily called Phaedra a whore…. on the show Phaedra said she was the voted the most eccentric, likely to succeed AND biggest flirt. Andy however read it on WWHL as most likely to succeed AT biggest flirt. Shady, shady andy always the smartest guy in the room.
I was done with Porscha when she made that underground railroad comment. Not bright is one thing, but it stopped being cute after that .
Pretty sure Bravo can do better.
Porsha: channeling her inner Teresa Guidice.
Am I supposed to formally introduce myself in order to get out of moderation? I had a very long comment on the last episode of RHOA that never saw the light of day. Tamara Tattles, I would like to participate in the discussion too. Thanks
You should probably read the commenting rules. I have no idea why your comment from last week was not included. Perhaps reading the rules will help you figure it out.
I don’t remember that. I know that I am glad to read your posts everyday. didn’t I give you some tokens or something?
On Tue, Dec 16, 2014 at 9:47 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote: > >
What is up with these housewives new statment of “I call it like I see it” only on Atlanta. Its so sad that Cynthia can’t have class on a trashy show. We are to first resolve issues if we really want to grow. Porsha is a copy cat from what she speaks to how she has changed her appearance. Instead of the ATL women using the statement “I call it like I see it” they need to start saying “I’m jeoulous of what I see”. I understand Peter but men don’t value friendships like women do. Cynthia you showed she wants to move forward and Nene’s talking head showed she is as two faced as they come. Secondly, Cynthia has money she doesn’t choose to spend it foolishly!
I don’t understand why Andy would have Porsha in the “1st seat”, and have a real actress in the “2nd seat”. Seemed kinda disrespectful of Laverne.
Andy has always favored the coons over the classy black people who appear to garner common sense. Stupidity and buffoonery is what makes Andy the $.
And me too! I can post a well thought out post on a non HWs subject, or UF can slave over detailed and researched American Horror Story recaps, and get lukewarm views. But if I post a picture of Nene with a bad wig on … The crowd goes wild. Also, cooking debates are good for the income generating views as well.
After every poorly written super fast RHOA recap blog, some dumb fuck or another decides to post (for the first time) that I need an editor. Nope. Editing only slows down the amount of people who want to come vent about Kandi’s awful behavior, or someone’s unfortunate makeup choice.
The bottom line for Andy and me is that ratcheness sells and people want to say vile things about people on reality shows. I’ve learned to accept that.
But sometimes I still like to do a well researched and thoughtful post with proper spelling and grammar and limited typos…just to remember what that is like. 🙂
On Mon, Dec 15, 2014 at 7:00 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote: > >
Nope. According to the OLD rules, the Bravo people are always first chair.
On Mon, Dec 15, 2014 at 4:51 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote: > >
I would like to file a class action suit against the producers/host of these ridiculous so-called reality shows which portray stupidity, ignorance and veil actions of these women and men!!!!! Aren’t these shows scripted and at the mercy of the editing by the producers? I don’t believe it is fair to have the comments made here against people no one really knows because they are scripted to act with this insanity for MONEY!!!!! IT IS SOOOOO VERY SAD!! EXCEPT FOR APOLLO, TERESA/JOE and a few other idiots!!!! We will never get better in this country and stop hatred, crime, racism, abuse; until we stop denergrating our fellow men/women!!!!
You’re an idiot.
On Mon, Dec 15, 2014 at 6:20 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote: > >
Huh????
@Lovethecolor…you sound like Porsha’s cousin…and who are you going to represent in the class action lawsuit? *grabbing my bullhorn*
Spell ‘PLAINTIFF’ Love…..
dude/chick it’s NOT SCRIPTED!! Bravo may set up situations…like hiring terrressssa’s sister in law because they knew they didn’t like each other…BUT THEY DIDN’T MAKE THEM FIGHT ON TV. lol it’s not scripted…they do know their “stars” weaknesses…like calling marlo to play on Kenya team during the bailey bowl. They knew it would set nene off because she is such an insecure bitch..they didn’t write the script…#teambravo
Porsha is so “not-smart” that I start feeling embarrassed for her the minute she opens her mouth. She’s one of those women who should limit herself to smiling, waving, and looking pretty.
It’s painful to watch and listen to someone as dumb as Porsha. I mean, she’s a special kind of stupid.
“special”
First of all, when dealing with Porsha you’re dealing with someone who has the mindset & intellect of an 8 year old. Andy should’ve had crayons & a coloring sheet waiting for her! We’re supposed to love everyone, but I dont like her! When u put your hands on another woman to desecrate or belittle her I have NO RESPECT FOR YOU. Even if she apologizes at this point its a little too late. How can someone be sooooo arrogant yet cant spell it??? Done with Porsha! OFF WITH YOUR
UGLY JEALOUS
HEAD!
This broad is dumb. Can we move on? With more attention, she thinks she’s getting smarter. Find a decent surgeon and your 15 minutes turn into 15 months…
Porsha has become a mean, hateful and vindictive person. People who call themselves Christian like Porsha and Phaedra continue to contradict themselves with their actions.